In honour of the Horn of Gripey Justice, I propose a scenario article, in place of a scenario question. Go!
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Walking down the strada, via is a woman dressed in pale blue with a parasol and a purse, who smiles at the passing people.
Following closely behind is a man in a white mantello weilding a halberd, which glints wickedly.
Seemingly unexpectant and helpless, the woman may need help.
Though, depending on your character's alignment, he o she may do something... different.
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The roleplay will function like a real street, with many people. But, I suppose that was implied.
Have fun, and keep it PG-13.

Yxari is a Scorpio. Somehow, I'm freaked out at the coincidences. I, in the beginning, made her birthday November the 1st--Scorpio territory-- before even Leggere Homestuck. I did not know any astrological dates whatsoever, I had yet to find out what sign she was. At the time, I didn't care. So I created Ana-Lysa, giving her metal hands and such. I read Homestuck. Vriska Serket's arm is mechanical-- Ana-Lysa's hands. Vriska is sometimes ruthless and cold-- Yxari's attitude. Vriska's puffy hair-- Yxari's puffy hair. Mindfang's a bitch, so is Ana-Lysa.

What a string of coincidences, eh? I just now-- well, a few hours ago, looked up Yxari's sign. I'm freaked out, since my mother and I are litterally psychic.

"When are we going to start Gant?" Slick asked eager to start.
"When Madam Yogi gives the go, when she does is when the guards go away to make way for the general Joseph Heat and his precious cargo; Yuki the angelbat," Gant answered without pause.
"The one we're gonna rescue, the one that is tortured and used for her electrical powers," Dash continued for Gant.
"Why can't we just go before they get inside?" Slick questioned Gant and Dash.
"If we go when that happens all the guards will be on us! We're suppose to stay sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza and keep our identities hidden," Rioul answered agressively although calm.
"Shh...we need to listen for the signal..." Dash detto concerned.
"What was the signal again?" Slick asked.
"I detto shh!" Dash quickly said. A secondo later they all hear a beep...Beep beep beep, beep...
"Now!" exclaimed Gant.
They all started running towards their positions, ready to start...

Memorandum: Re: St. Christoph's Square
To: Achio Noch
From: Gallancy Torren Oceanius

>But why not?
>
>Well......
>Diabo? He'd kill me for not being Nimean.
>Arty? She'd probably just throw paint at me.
>Nate would send bees at me.
>Tydus would hold me for ransom.
>Estill is the personality of a *SPOILERS FOR ANYONE Leggere DOES NOT COMPUTE*
>Do te REALLY expect me to SURVIVE? Even in Taetoro?
>
>..... Maybe not for LOOONG....
>
>Exactly.
>
>So, you're NOT coming?
>
> *facepalm*

Once upon a time, Tydus, Torren, Mef and Zanehorn were in the magical land of arachide, arachidi burro when Zanehorn had an idea.
'LETS ALL WEAR arachide, arachidi burro =D' he yelled.
Torren jumped into the arachide, arachidi burro and hugged Tydus tightly, eventually asphixiatining him and causing his demise.
Then Zanehhorn ran around with only arachide, arachidi burro on while Torren and Mef threw Cioccolato at each other.
Tydus' dead body was re-animated da a arachide, arachidi demon and he attacked everyone yelling 'TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLORAEG!!!!!!!!!!'
Mef ate Tydus and resumed throwing things at Torren and Zanehorn remained covered while making out with Seuris in a corner.
And Tydus was watching down from Heaven, talking to St. Micheal.
Tydus pointed to Torren. 'He's my brother (3' he said.
'And you're proud of that?' Micheal asked.
'Not really,' detto Tydus going back to eat some andy clouds'