Sonic the Hedgehog Article: my funny sonic moments

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posted by Sonicfan67

Sonic:woah a real live robot!or is that some kind of cheesey new years coustume?
Shadow:bite my shiny metal ass!
Sonic:dosent look shiny to me.
Shadow:shiner then yours meatbag.

Sonic on a computer:the coment domanda giorno which comes from a user name....bam!and he said...
Mighty:why did the chicken attraversare, croce the road?
Sonic on a computer:soooooooo why did the chicken attraversare, croce the road?
Eggman:BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GET HIS POT FRIED CHICKEN AND SHOVE A FUCKING PLATE WITH MASH POTATOS AND MOTHER FUCKIN BAKED BEANS!!!!!!YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!THATS WHY THE CHICKEN attraversare, croce THE FUCKING ROAD!!!!!
Sonic on a computer:so tell me guys what are bananas for?
Eggman:WHAT ARE BANANAS FOR?!?!TO
STICK THEM UP YOUR FUCKING culo FOR
CALLING ME A GOD DAMN FAKE!!!!!!

Knuckels:OMG who touched Sasha?what?
WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!?!?!?!?!

Shadow:you know coach used to say when he will fuoco us up if we we're behind.
Rogue:yeah?what?
Shadow:loser!your a loser!are te feeling sorry for yourself?!?!?well te should be!you dirt!you make me sick!you big baby!baby want a bottle?!?!?a bottle of dirt?!?!?
Rogue:why are te yelling at me?(crys)
Shadow:(sighs)
THE END
Sonic as Fry and raggio, ray William Johnson
Shadow as Bender and Hank Hill
Eggman as Angry Grandpa
Rogue as Hanks wife
Knuckels as Heavy
AND
Mighty as RyanDaRizzle

DivaChipette1 and deathding like this

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The Knuckles Problem

posted by gfdcf

Okay so who is tougher than leather and don't chuckle like sonic? well if te guessed knuckles!! =D well you're correct... here have a lollipop o somfin...g-go home!Alrighty okay as the titolo detto we are gonna talk about knuckles also I feel like I have to say something so I kinda suck at sending messages and talking to people so first of all I may not send letters but te guys are still my Friends so don't worry also like I detto I suck at talking in real life and online.Wait When te send letters to people online do te feel like you're sending letters to your villagers in animal crossing?...

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The amy problem

posted by gfdcf

okay I gonna make a series called the problem. its when well their is a problem and I talk about it. Okay like the titolo detto the problem today is about Amy rose. and well I'm gonna get fucked in the commento for this but I don't like amy that much but she is okay I guess. So what is the problem the te may ask amy is in everything!!! and I'm not saying that cause I like sally più and I think sally needs to be in the games.(I will do a problem thing about freedom fighters though later today.) okay back to the point. amy needs to be toned done a little when it comes being in things like games...

Bad Auditions da Bad Actors

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The cast for this story is all Sonic characters, with the exception of Jack Nicholson, and Erik Estrada playing as two of the characters.

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Song (Start at 0:46): link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog fan Fiction

Bad Auditions da Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's recitazione Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as...

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magical smeraldo 1

posted by lightingjolt11

sonic was on of his morning run throw
the forest in every green collina zone it start to
rain oh no thought sonic but soon coming
to a cave with a strange smeraldo blue door
to the cave the door of the cave open
sonic walk in the door closed wow sonic
thought the cave was very big on the in side
like a forest and jungle all in one
trees all a round the cave all different frutta
a albero with chilly Cani on sonic thought
he was seeing things but not at all
a albero with meat on
a albero with mile on
a albero with cakes on and più
there was a lake
ice blue water in a water full
sonic seen a ice blue emerald...

Curiosity on Hammer

added by kicksomebut23

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20 Things Wrong And 10 Things Right With Sonic The Hedgehog 2006.

posted by deathding

(No offense to Sonic 06 fans, and I didn't like this game, just saying.)

(Wrong)

1. I needed to say this first, te can't even jump and kill enemies anymore. Seriously? No più jumping and touching an enemy to kill them anymore? ISN'T THAT ONE OF THE THINGS THAT MAKES SONIC SONIC!?

2. Every character moves at the speed of molasses.

3. Mach speed sections!

4. Terrible vehicle sections!

5. Bestiality.

6. Absolutely atrocious voice acting.

7. No jumping after the spin dash.

8. IT'S NO USE!

9. Terrible boss fights!

10. Soleanna was a boring, too large and confusing, and most of all bland hub-world.

11. Pointless...

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Mustacheo Rants: Sonic Boom Series Premiere

posted by TakTheFox

(This is actually a bit old but I felt I might as well post it here.)

I was not excited about this mostra since I first heard about it, but at the same time it wasn’t technically hurting anything… at first. After the issue of the Penders Retcon for the Archie Comics, instead of using their resources to either take care of that da putting the comics back how they should be o giving Ian Flynn the green-light to make his mini-series to finish the actual Archie Sonic Comics, o to work on improving new Sonic games in the normal continuity, we got Sonic Boom, which can be seen as either two things....

i would never hurt you, my love...

added by ameliarose2002

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SonAmy : The endless road : Part 1

posted by ameliarose2002

First of all, I am an SonSal, SonAmy, and ShadAmy fan. I believe that Sonic will data Amy, but will marry Sally, and Amy will marry Shadow. This is based in the Archie sonic would, and it would be after about 1 o so years after the 200 issue, but I will be cutting out the Snivnily part and the Iron Queen.

SonAmy : The endless road : Part 1

Sonic: Congratulations Knux, I didn't think te would ever ask her. *Chuckling*
Knuckles: Oh really? What about te and Sally, huh?!?
Sonic: Dude! I told te once before! Sally left me for Khan. And I also told te not to talk about it again!
Knuckles: Fine...