Wait! Don't te go, don't te hurry. I almost didn't see te come, can'tcha sit, sit te down SIT! All I meant is that the customers keep coming in, did te come here for a pie, sir? Do forgive me if this place is such a mess. But te can't imagine all the stress!
All the people crowding in, I just have no time, sir! And there's always someone wanting some più pies! Right te are sir, would te like the gin with some più ice?
Mind te I can hardly blame them. There are probably the best pies in London! I know why everybody loves them, I know it, I make them. And good? Yes! The best pies in London! Even that's insult, the best pies in London.
If te doubt it take a bite! Is that just amazing? te have to concede it. It's nothing but tasteful, here drink this, it's too good! The best pies in London.
And no wonder with the price of meat, what it is, when te get it. Never thought I'd live to see the day. No one thinks it's any treat, finding all gross insects, wot are crawling on the street. Mrs.Mooney has a pie shop! Does a business and I notice something great. Lately all the corner's bugs are someplace else! Have to hand it to her! What a great enterprise, popping beetles into pies. Also works in my shop! Just the thought of it's enough to make te smile.
And the cockroaches just taste so god damn nice!
No denying times is good sir. Even better than the best pies in London. Only sweet and nothing more, is that just delicious? All meaty and tasty. It screams you:"must eat me!" And taste like...
Well, admire a woman alone. With limited wind. And the best pies in London!
Ah, sir. Times is good. Times is good!
All the people crowding in, I just have no time, sir! And there's always someone wanting some più pies! Right te are sir, would te like the gin with some più ice?
Mind te I can hardly blame them. There are probably the best pies in London! I know why everybody loves them, I know it, I make them. And good? Yes! The best pies in London! Even that's insult, the best pies in London.
If te doubt it take a bite! Is that just amazing? te have to concede it. It's nothing but tasteful, here drink this, it's too good! The best pies in London.
And no wonder with the price of meat, what it is, when te get it. Never thought I'd live to see the day. No one thinks it's any treat, finding all gross insects, wot are crawling on the street. Mrs.Mooney has a pie shop! Does a business and I notice something great. Lately all the corner's bugs are someplace else! Have to hand it to her! What a great enterprise, popping beetles into pies. Also works in my shop! Just the thought of it's enough to make te smile.
And the cockroaches just taste so god damn nice!
No denying times is good sir. Even better than the best pies in London. Only sweet and nothing more, is that just delicious? All meaty and tasty. It screams you:"must eat me!" And taste like...
Well, admire a woman alone. With limited wind. And the best pies in London!
Ah, sir. Times is good. Times is good!
I know there's already stories on here of how fan found out about sweeney todd, but i thought id like to share mine.
About seven months ago, like around June, i was looking up twilight parodies/spoofs and came across the hillywood show's twilight parody.(at the time, i didnt really know who they were.) i thought "wow, that was incredible!" so i went 2 their website and started watching their vids. and all of te who r a big fan of johnny depp, you'll Amore the show. so, i got 2 the sweeney todd episodes. i knew who sweeney todd was but i didnt really know the story. i just, te know, thought that he was killing people for no apparent reason:P i started to really like the music. that led me to buy the cd. which led me to buy the movie. which then led me 2 buy the movie companion book. when it came out 2 theaters and when i saw the trailers, i didnt pay much attention to it. now i do! oh ya and this was also how i am a big fan of johnny depp.
I would hane to say that Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett put the fun in dysfunctional. I loved how Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett would sing, dance and kill their customers on a daily bases like it was just a job. In my opinion Mrs. Lovett was da all means the più evil out of the two.
I really felt bad for Mrs. Lovett because she loved Sweeney Todd so much and he did not even notice her. The only time he would pay attention to her was when he needed her to do something for him.
It really is a shame because Mrs. Lovett would have made a great wife for Sweeney Todd that is if he loved her at all because she loved him with all her cuore even though she knew that he did not Amore her and yet she would do anything for him.
My friend Rachel and i were talking in Gymnastics class and we got on the subject of Helena Bonham Carter. Rachel asked if i heard of a movie called Sweeney Todd The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. I told her no. So i go home and tell my mom and dad on Friday after girl scouts my dad says look at what i found and i look and scream SWEENEY TODD te FOUND IT! he told me he rented it for the weekend so i got home and watched it. My first thought was Rachel never detto it was Rated R! i continue and then i see anthony and think is that Helena but i soon saw mrs.lovett and knew it was Helena who was mrs.lovett. A few weeks later my sister mom and i watch it since we bought it my mom couldn't watch him kill people and sister kept saying that had hurt when they went down the shoot. now i can't stop watching it! Helena and Johnny made it amzing.