1:When Sweeney is giving a shave,burst in a yell 'Mr.Todd,I've seen Joanna and she detto she'd run away with me!'

2:When walking past Sweeney say 'Hey,Skunk head!' See how he reacts

3:Ask Pirelli if te can meet his boyfriend.

4:Take Mrs.Lovett's faviorate gin,empty it and refill it with water. See how long it takes her to figure it out.

5:Ask Sweeney how Lucy's doing.

6:Say to Mrs.Lovett that she makes the worst pies in London.

7:Ask Pirelli where he bought his mustash,and if te could have one too.

8:Tell Johanna she has her mother's eyes.

9:Tell Judge Turpin that Johanna is pregnant and it's Anthony's.

10:Ask Beadle if Judge Turpin has proposed to him yet.

11:When Toby is asleep,empty a bottle of gin and put it in his hand.

12:Tell Mrs.Lovett that your going to have a pie at Mrs.Moony's and ask if she wants anything .

13:Ask Sweeney if he would care for a shave.

14:When Sweeney starts ranting about the injustice in the world,tell him that te think rum gives a better kick but you'll take whatever he's tripping on.

15:When Mrs.Lovett and Toby are out to the market,hide all of Mrs.Lovett's baking supplies and when she can't find them,blame it on the ghost's.

16:Tell Judge Turpin that he is a dirty pervert,and the Beadle is waiting for him to propose.

17:Tell Sweeney he should get barbering lessons from Pirelli.

18:Tell Mrs.Lovett she should get baking lessons from Mrs.Moony.

19:Smack Sweeney on the back of his head and claim there was a bug,but te coulden't find it...Then schiaffo, smack him again and run as fast as te can.

20:Ask Mrs.Lovett what else likes to nest in her hair.

21:Hide Sweeney's razors.

22:Constantly rant about your dream to live da the sea infront of Sweeney.

23:Play with Sweeney's razors infront of him.

24:Ask Judge Turpin if he got plastic surgeryto get his nose like that.

25:When Sweeney isn't looking,take one of his razors and make a cutting motion across his throat.

26:Ask Sweeney how the weather was in Australia.

27:Ask Sweeney what his daughter,Joanna is like.

28:When getting back from watching Pirelli with Mrs.Lovett,tell her te liked the way she was looking at him,and that she would go well with him.

29:Tell Sweeney 'I know what te did last summer.

30: Ask Sweeney if he would care for a shave.

31:Offer Mrs.Lovett a pie.

32:Offer Sweeney one of Mrs.Lovett's meat pies.

33:Ask Sweeney if he likes waffles.

34:Ask Mrs.Lovett who she likes more,Benjamen Barker o Sweeney Todd.

35:While Sweeney is sleeping,take his razors and draw rainbows on them.

36:Tell Mrs.Lovett that Toby lied and everything is going to harm her.

37:Ask Johanna who the father is.

38:Randomly burst out laughing when Sweeney walks da and when he askes why te were laughing say 'Your face!'

39:Tell Mrs.Lovett that her husband is really alive and take her to a pig farm,then randomly point at one and say 'There he is!' See what she does.

40:Get right up in Judge Turpin's face and ask'How old are te turning? 114?"

41:Tell Anthony that Judge Turpin and Johanna moved,and you'll only tell him where if he gives te 5 pounds.

42:Bring a shaggy black and white cat to Sweeney and when he asks why,tell him it reminded te of him.

43:Tell Toby that Mrs.Lovett told him to go out and buy some toffy's,when he leaves lock all the doors and pretend to go to sleep.

44:Ask Pirelli how the weather is up there.

45:Ask Beadle how the weather is down there.

46:Ask Judge Turpin when the baby's due.

47:Tell Pirelli that Sweeney called him a pervert and tell Sweeney that Pirelli called him gay,watch and see which goes after the other first.

48:Sit in Sweeney's barbering chair and when a customer comes in,refuse to move.

49:Sing da The Sea whenever Sweeney is giving a shave

50: Constantly pester Mrs.Lovett about the death of Albert,her late husband.