Thomas the Tank Engine Article: What Happened On Sodor Today

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Donald had just finished his work, and went to Douglas' shed.

Donald: ciao Douglas.
Douglas: *On laptop* What do te want?
Donald: te wanna come out?
Douglas: No.
Donald: Come on Douggie' come play with me. Come outside.
Douglas: No thank you.
Donald: ciao Douglas. Douglas! Doug- Douggidy Doug!
Donald's Driver: *Throws stone through shed window*
Douglas: What the fuck are te doing?
Donald: Trying to get te to come out!
Douglas: *Angry* Leave me alone!
Donald: Okay. *Leaving shed*

Donald soon fell in the piatto, piattaforma girevole well

Douglas: *Sees Donald, and laughs*
Douglas' Driver: *Accidentally makes Douglas sposta forward*
Douglas: Wait. What's happening?! Why am I- *Falls into piatto, piattaforma girevole well*
Donald: Oh, ciao Douglas. te actually came out. *Very happy* Yay!!
Douglas: Pain. And now I know how Oliver feels.

Meanwhile with Thomas, and Toby.

Thomas: ciao Toby. te wanna see my new sports car?
Toby: Uh, Thomas? We're trains. How can we drive a car?
Thomas: Well, it's very simple Toby. te see-
Sir Tophamm Hat: *arrives* Good morning Thomas.
Thomas: Good morning sir.
Sir Tophamm Hat: There's this new engine named Brenna. mostra her around, will you?
Toby: Who's Brenna?
Thomas: I don't know.
Brenna: *Shows up* Hello.
Thomas: *Eyes pop out of head* ciao beautiful... te wanna go out on a date?
Brenna: Uhmmm. No thank you. *Puffs away*
Thomas: What just happened?
Toby: te were rejected.

And for our closing act, Henry meets Billy for the first time.

Billy: *Relaxing in siding* Finally. I don't have to be bossed around anymore.
Henry: *Arrives* Duuuh, hi. I'm Henry, and I'm so hungry, I could eat your whole face off.
Billy: *Worried* Okay?
Henry: Duuh, what's your preferito thing to do?
Billy: Not get bossed around.
Henry: I like to uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum. I forgot. *Grabs GTA 5* te should play this game. It's very good.
Billy: Stop telling me what to do! te are a very bossy engine. *Leaves Henry*
Henry: Duuh, it was only a suggestion. I need to apologize. *Follows Billy*

What Henry didn't know was that Billy was taking a doccia in one of the sheds.

Billy: Stupid bossy boiler. What is GTA 5 anyway?
Henry: *Barges in, and sees Billy* Oh, so that's what a steam engine looks like naked.
Billy: AH! Henry, what are te doing?!
Henry: Duh, I just came to apologize.
Billy: While I'm naked?! You're a dumbass Henry, a dumbass.
Henry: What's a dumbass?

The End.

Brenna

Trainz Episode 170

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Dave pulled five passenger cars into Eastwood. The end of the line at Zorrin & Southern.

Passengers: *Getting out of Dave's train* Your service was great. Thank you.
Dave: Anytime.

As Dave waited to push his train towards Zorrin Union Station, he heard an argument.

Isaiah: Listen, nobody is better than me at pulling passengers.
Mason: Is that why te abandoned your train?
Audience: *Laughing*
Isaiah: They deserved it! They were rude to me!
Dave: *Sighs* When will those two stop?

Song: link

Dave: *Hears the music* Hm, it's been a while since we had a scene before the opening credits.

Sean: *Double...

Trainz Episode 169

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Song: link

Sean: *Pulling 8 Amfleets*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars successivo to each other*
Grayback: *Refueling while waiting for another freight*
Panzer & Robert: *Pulling a freight train together, going over a bridge*
Kenny: *Pulling a freight train with Tito*
Marisa: *Winks while pulling a passenger train out of Eastwood Station*
Ian: *Giving an evil smile*

TRAINZ

Mr. Bruce: *Sticking his megaphone out of a tower*
Mason: *Stops with a passenger train at Zorrin Union Station*

Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railroad
Grayback of the Hunterdon...

Trainz Episode 167

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Song: link

A small passenger plane was flying 20,000 feet above the Eastwood & Mossberg mainline.

Instructor: How many times have te gone skydiving before?
S.B: This is my 3rd time.
Pilot: *Turns on a yellow light*
Instructor: Almost there Mr. Bodine.
S.B: *Stands up, and waits at the door*
Instructor: Just a few più seconds.
S.B: Alright, let's see if I can hit my target.
Instructor: Should turn green in 3...2...
Pilot: *Switches the light to green*
Instructor: 1. Good luck.
S.B: *Jumps out the airplane*
Instructor: *Watching S.B going skydiving*

The sky was orange, and the clouds were purple as...

Trainz Episode 166

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Announcer: There is no narrator for this episode.
S.B: *Looks at the screen* Again?
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: Are te doing this just to spite me?
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Who's going to let the people know that this was filmed in 4K before a live studio audience? Who's going to explain what happens during a certain scene? *Sighs* This is so frustrating. I need a root beer.

Song: link

S.B: *Walks into a general store*

Sean: *Pulling 8 Amfleets*
Makenzie & Casey Jones: *Pulling passenger cars successivo to each other*
Grayback: *Refueling while waiting for another freight*
Panzer & Robert: *Pulling...

Trainz Episode 165

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A few minuti fa on a fictional island ten miles from California.

Song (Start at 0:06): link

The Eastern Pacific has a new enemy. Ian has betrayed many of his friends, all because they think he should be più polite. Juliette has joined Ian's new railroad to get back at Ms. Scarlett, and everyone else on the Eastwood & Mossberg.

Although Juliette has been scrapped, Ian is still running the Zorrin & Southern to help Mr. Bruce destroy the Eastern Pacific.

While the Zorrin & Southern continues with their routine operations of both passenger, and freight trains, Ian has created a...

Trainz Episode 164

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sean is the narrator

Narrator: Why am I still doing this?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Trainz was filmed in front of a live studio audience!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Now I got something più important to take care of. I've been invited to a railroad in California.
Crane: *Loading Sean onto a cargo ship*

Jazlin watched Sean with Austin, and Jack The Truck as their friend was gently lowered onto the boat.

Sean: Okay guys, I'll see te successivo week!
Cargo Ship: *Blows his horn while leaving the harbor*
Jack The Truck: Goodbye Sean.
Jazlin: I Amore you!
Austin: Bon voyage!
Jack The Truck: Austin, why did...

Trainz Short 10: Merry Natale

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Song: link

Jack: *Wearing a Santa berretto, tappo as he pulls 5 freight cars at 30 miles an hour* Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
Ethan: *Smiling as he watches Jack*
Ian: *Disgusted*
CNW Jack: Is that really how I'll become in the future?
Jack: Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!

In case te haven't figured it out. Merry christmas.

Trainz Episode 163

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Someone is the narrator

S.B: *Walks down the street* te know what? I think we'll go without a narrator this time.
Mr. Baldwin: *Stops successivo to S.B in his car* te sure? Last time we did that, te went ballistic.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: I'm pretty confident in my decision this time.
Mr. Baldwin: If te insist.
S.B: te insisted it.
Mr. Baldwin: Did I? *Drives away*

Theme Song: link

S.B: Oh no. It's happening again!! *Runs down the street* Ah!!!

Sean: *Racing Jesse to Nova Station*
Makenzie: *Switching tank cars in the yard*
Grayback: *Doubleheading a freight with Brandon*
Panzer: *Resting in a siding*
Kenny:...

Trainz Episode 162

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Sean is the narrator

Narrator: Trainz was filmed in 4K before a live studio audience. Surprising, ain't it?
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Now, what will this episode focus on today?

Song: link

S.B: *Walks out of his house*
Narrator: This oughta be fun.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: *Gets into his Chrysler 300, and drives out of his driveway*
Narrator: te know this episode's going to be good when S.B makes an appearance.

Trainz

S.B: *Stops at a red light, watches it turn green, then turns left*
Subaru Driver: ciao S.B!
S.B: *Waves hello at his friend*

Episode 162: At Large

S.B: *Going parallel to a big...

Trainz Episode 161

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Bethlehem, Pennsylvania

Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Waiting in front of an SD60E*
SD60E: We Lost two of our comrades who retired, and went to work on the Island Of Errol. Dragovich & Josh may have quit our railroad 5 years ago, but we will avenge them in honor of our railroad.

Song: link

SD60E: We will charge to the island, and spread communism around the rest of America!
Norfolk Southern Diesels: Da!!
SD60E: Follow me comrades. *Looks down at the tracks* After I find a way to get turned around.
Audience: *Laughing*

There was a total of 200 engines in the group. The SD60E leading the group smiled...

Trainz Episode 160

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Ian is the narrator

Narrator: Trainz was filmed in high definition before a live studio audience.
Ian: *Brings 8 boxcars to the Northern Errol Line interchange*
Perry: How's your new passenger line going?
Ian: Decent. Zorrin Union Station has just been opened, and I got 3 engines to handle the passenger trains.
Perry: 3?
Ian: Yeah. Two normal trains, and an express.
Perry: Oh.
Ian: I gotta go. Where are those flatcars?
Perry: All the way to your right.

Song: link

Ian: Thanks. *Goes to collect the flatcars*
Perry: *Watches Ian go to the flatcar siding*

Sean: *Pulling 8 Amfleets*
Makenzie & Casey Jones:...

Trainz: The Human World Alternate/Deleted Scenes

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Scene 1: Mossberg Harbor

With several innuendo's already in the story, it was decided to change the dialogue in part of this scene.

As they walked into the building, they saw Jerry, Tabby, and Bri.

Jack: *Staring at the two girls*
Tabby: Enjoying the view?
Jack: Yeah.
Bri: I'll make it even better for you.
Jesse: First, we need your help with Austin. We gotta find a place for him to lay down.
Jerry: Take him with me over here. *Walks with the two men into another room*
Jack: *Hears a knock on the door* Hold on girls. *Opens the door*
Jessica: Hi Jack.
Jack: Jessica?! *Hugs her* Oh I'm so glad you're here!...

Trainz Update 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

precedente update: link

Another difficult season has finally come to an end. What started in October 2018, ended last September. I also recently finished Trainz: The Human World, which began several months ago! I was also finally going to write 611, but for the sake of starting Season 8, it will have to be postponed yet again.

Now it's time for an update on the lista of characters.

The Eastern Pacific engines

Sean: Amtrak F40PH
Austin: Cylinderless 2-6-0
Jerry: Union Pacific ES44AC
Mike "Fonzi": Canadian Pacific ES44AC
Lucy: 2-6-0 steam engine
Victoria: Bel Del engine 142
Shayne: BNSF Dash 9
Andrew: Santa...

Trainz: The Human World Part 4

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Song: link

The night finally came when Ian, and Mr. Bruce planned to attack the Eastern Pacific.

Mr. Bruce: Now, be sure to turn on the shield, because this will affect everyone on the island.
Scientist: *Makes a cerchio with his finger, and thumb*
Ian: Do we have the coal, water, and diesel?
Panzer: Yes.
Ian: Then we can begin. Pour it in with the chemicals.
Workers: *Pouring the coal, water, and diesel into a pot with chemicals*
Robert: *Next to a big blaster*
Workers: The blaster is almost charged sir.
Mr. Bruce: Is the shield up?
Scientist: *Turns on the shield* Yes sir.
Mr. Bruce: We must keep the...

Trainz: The Human World Part 2

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In the NEL's interchange with the Zorrin & Southern, Mr. Bruce was talking to Ian.

Ian: How is everything Mr. Bruce?
Mr. Bruce: Fine. Those chemicals te ordered will be arriving at Mossberg Harbor in three days. Make sure te deliver the diesel, coal, and water, da then.
Ian: I won't be late.
Mr. Bruce: After we cause the confusion on their railroad, we'll gain più ground, and run them out of business.
Panzer: *Arrives with six covered hoppers, and spots Ian* Hey, aren't te one of the Eastern Pacific engines?
Mr. Bruce: He used to be. He opened a new railroad called the Zorrin & Southern....

Trainz Episode 159

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S.B. is the narrator

Narrator: Trainz was filmed in high definition before a live studio audience.
Ian: *Stops successivo to Juliette in a siding, and laughs* Our railroad is complete. We got the entire line running from Eastwood to Zorrin.
Juliette: Good to hear. Now we just need some engines.
Ian: I think I know a few who can help us. Meanwhile, let's get rid of a few on the Eastern Pacific.

Theme Song: link

Juliette: Who's our first target?
Ian: I'll tell te once we get everyone.

Sean: *On the piatto, piattaforma girevole in Impala Station*
Makenzie: *Leaving the roundhouse, she heads for the yards to take a passenger train*...