S.B is narrating.
Trenton New Jersey
Woman 37: *Sitting in front of a desk, looking at S.B* I'm sorry to tell te this, but your brother died on the plane crash to Florida.
S.B: Well, what else would te expect to happen on a plane ride?
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: Along with 4 ora delays, and stupid security guards, there's no point in flying.
Woman 37: How did te get here from The Island of Errol then?
S.B: That's not important. What did he leave for me?
Woman 37: Sixteen hundred dollars, and his X-box 1.
S.B: Keep it, and give me two hundred più dollars.
Woman 37: Okay, eighteen hundred dollars.
S.B: *Takes the check* Thank you. Is that all?
Woman 37: Yes sir.
S.B: Thank te for your time then. *Walks away*
Theme Song: link
Woman 37: *Watching S.B walk away with his check for $1,800*
Intro
Sean & Austin: *Pulling passenger trains side da side*
Makenzie: *Blowing steam as she enters the train yard*
Grayback: *Passes Nova Station with a freight train*
Panzer: *Angrily staring at Kenny from his yards*
Kenny: *Staring at panzer as he goes to the Hunterdon Central Interchange*
Juliette: *Laughing at Marisa, seeing that she's derailed*
Trainz
Marisa: *Uses her steam to tip Juliette onto her side*
Jessica: *Blushing as she smiles at Ian pulling into Impala Station*
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.
Jerry: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne*
Ethan: *Passing a Railroad crossing with four freight cars*
S.B: *Walking down a sidewalk*
Episode 119: The Magic Of The Lack Of Logic
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Although my only brother is dead, I have a cheerful feeling going through my body.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: And I'm getting the urge to sing! *Runs into the middle of the town*
Song (Start at 1:03:41): link
S.B: *In front of random people* Come on everybody, we're going to Errol Island.
Man 93: What is that?
Woman 76: Where is that?
S.B: Follow me, and I'll mostra you. *Walking with 75 people following him* Come on everybody, we're going to Errol Island.
Man 84: What if we don't want to go?
S.B: Then the joke's on you. Now, it's time to start a montage. *Walking with the rest of the group on a globe*
Narrator: There's no way this should be possible.
Kansas City
Man 924: AHH!! *Ducks, avoiding the footsteps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Woman 25: Are they gone yet?
Man 924: No! There's più of them!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: We returned to our normal size once we reached Santa Cruz. Then, this happened.
S.B: *Walking with the rest of the group over the Pacific Ocean* This should also be impossible, but who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *In Mossberg Harbor. He looks to the left, and his eyes are wide in disbelief as he sees S.B walking over the water with 75 other people* uhhh.....
Jazlin: *Stops successivo to Sean*
Sean: I want te to hit me as hard as te can.
Jazlin: Really?
Sean: Do te see what I'm seeing?
Jazlin: *Looks at S.B walking onto the island with 75 other people from the water* They were just walking on water!!
S.B: *Passes Sean, and Jazlin* Good morning.
Sean: It's 2 PM!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Why is he even with those people?
Jazlin: Don't ask me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Conductor: All aboard!
Sean: *Blows his horn twice, and rings his campana, bell as he pulls his train*
Stop the song
Sean: This has to be a dream. If not, then something weird is happening.
Narrator: I must admit that some weird things did happen, but this is not a dream.
S.B: *Wearing a tour guide's uniform, and is standing successivo to a tourbus*
Narrator: I don't even know how this happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Okay everyone, the Island Of Errol tours from Mossberg to Hunterdon will begin boarding soon! Feel free to take some pictures, and stroll around while risking the chance of being left behind!
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 93: Wait a minute!
Man 38: I don't want to be left behind!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: *Stops nearby with a freight train*
S.B: And the tour is about to begin!
Ian: Wait a second. te don't even have a license to drive a bus!
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: You're right. Plus, I don't even like buses.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Woman 57: How are we supposed to go around the Island Of Errol then?
S.B: Hm....
Narrator: Five minuti later
Audience: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 1:03:41): link
S.B: *Walking with the 75 people that came with him to Trenton* We are walking around the Island Of Errol.
Man 93: What for?
Woman 76: How come?
S.B: Because I detto so!
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: We are walking around the Island Of Errol.
Man 84: What if we don't want to?
S.B: Then you'll be left behind, and miss out on the sights.
Narrator: And another montage began.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Walking with the others on superiore, in alto of a moving freight train*
Conjunction Junction Conductor: Hey! Only I can do that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Then we ended up in Hunterdon.
S.B: *Walking with the others on train tracks*
Ethan: *Coming towards them* Look out!
S.B: *Walks onto Ethan*
Narrator: Everyone else followed me in a single file line, as we walked onto Ethan. Even though he was charging towards us at 30 miles an hour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song and play this one: link
Everyone started floating off the train, and started floating back to Mossberg.
S.B: What the heck is going on?
Man 53: Beats me, but it's better than walking.
S.B: *Gets out his cell phone, and checks his internet connection* Please tell me that the connection hasn't been disabled.
Woman 76: What connection?
S.B: Our connection to the internet. If it has been disabled, then we'll be floating back to the harbor.
Man 93: That doesn't make any sense.
S.B: I know, but bare with me. After all, this episode is called The Magic Of The Lack Of Logic for a reason.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: *Watches S.B and the others float away* See te around soon.
S.B: *Makes himself go upside down as he continues to float* Okay, yep. *Puts his phone away* Our internet connection is disabled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Woman 76: Where are we now?
S.B: We just passed the interchange, so I guess we're following the Eastern Pacific's tracks to the harbor.
Woman 14: There's another train coming!
Shayne: *Sees the others floating towards him* Whoa, what? *Blows his horn twice*
One of the floating people pushed Shayne out of the way, making him and the train derail.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
S.B: Unlike GTA, the trains can be derailed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: We continued floating until we reached Mossberg Harbor. At least, I did. Everyone else kept floating away, over the Pacific Ocean.
S.B: Where are te all going?
Man 93: Back to Trenton!
Woman 76: Where we belong!
Man 84: Thanks for mostrare us the island.
S.B: Ah great. This didn't work out the way I intended it to at all.
Jazlin: *Stops successivo to S.B* Did te have fun?
S.B: *Turns around to face Jazlin* I guess I did. Before the internet stopped working, and took us out of Hunterdon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jazlin: What about the others?
S.B: All 75 of them? They seemed to enjoy it as well.
Jazlin: Then that's all that matters. It may not have lasted as long as te wanted it to, but te still had a good time, and that's all that matters.
S.B: te have a point.
Song: link
S.B: *Starts floating away again, heading back to Hunterdon* Whoa! Wait! What's going on?!!?!?
Narrator: The internet started working again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The end credits begin with S.B floating to Hunterdon. He passes Ian, and Sean on his way back to the town.
Characters featured in this episode
Sean
Jazlin
Ian
Ethan
Dan
Shayne
And Sean Bodine as S.B.
Songs used for episode
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Off Road: Alan Silvestri
Musica To Delight: Kevin MacLeod
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from July 20, 2017
Trenton New Jersey
Woman 37: *Sitting in front of a desk, looking at S.B* I'm sorry to tell te this, but your brother died on the plane crash to Florida.
S.B: Well, what else would te expect to happen on a plane ride?
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: Along with 4 ora delays, and stupid security guards, there's no point in flying.
Woman 37: How did te get here from The Island of Errol then?
S.B: That's not important. What did he leave for me?
Woman 37: Sixteen hundred dollars, and his X-box 1.
S.B: Keep it, and give me two hundred più dollars.
Woman 37: Okay, eighteen hundred dollars.
S.B: *Takes the check* Thank you. Is that all?
Woman 37: Yes sir.
S.B: Thank te for your time then. *Walks away*
Theme Song: link
Woman 37: *Watching S.B walk away with his check for $1,800*
Intro
Sean & Austin: *Pulling passenger trains side da side*
Makenzie: *Blowing steam as she enters the train yard*
Grayback: *Passes Nova Station with a freight train*
Panzer: *Angrily staring at Kenny from his yards*
Kenny: *Staring at panzer as he goes to the Hunterdon Central Interchange*
Juliette: *Laughing at Marisa, seeing that she's derailed*
Trainz
Marisa: *Uses her steam to tip Juliette onto her side*
Jessica: *Blushing as she smiles at Ian pulling into Impala Station*
Starring Sean of the Eastern Pacific
Makenzie of the Mossberg Narrow Gauge Railway
Grayback of the Hunterdon Central Railway
panzer of the Northern Errol Line
Kenny of Kenny's Line
and Juliette of the Eastwood & Mossberg Railway
Also starring Sean Bodine as S.B.
Jerry: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne*
Ethan: *Passing a Railroad crossing with four freight cars*
S.B: *Walking down a sidewalk*
Episode 119: The Magic Of The Lack Of Logic
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Although my only brother is dead, I have a cheerful feeling going through my body.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
S.B: And I'm getting the urge to sing! *Runs into the middle of the town*
Song (Start at 1:03:41): link
S.B: *In front of random people* Come on everybody, we're going to Errol Island.
Man 93: What is that?
Woman 76: Where is that?
S.B: Follow me, and I'll mostra you. *Walking with 75 people following him* Come on everybody, we're going to Errol Island.
Man 84: What if we don't want to go?
S.B: Then the joke's on you. Now, it's time to start a montage. *Walking with the rest of the group on a globe*
Narrator: There's no way this should be possible.
Kansas City
Man 924: AHH!! *Ducks, avoiding the footsteps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Woman 25: Are they gone yet?
Man 924: No! There's più of them!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: We returned to our normal size once we reached Santa Cruz. Then, this happened.
S.B: *Walking with the rest of the group over the Pacific Ocean* This should also be impossible, but who cares?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *In Mossberg Harbor. He looks to the left, and his eyes are wide in disbelief as he sees S.B walking over the water with 75 other people* uhhh.....
Jazlin: *Stops successivo to Sean*
Sean: I want te to hit me as hard as te can.
Jazlin: Really?
Sean: Do te see what I'm seeing?
Jazlin: *Looks at S.B walking onto the island with 75 other people from the water* They were just walking on water!!
S.B: *Passes Sean, and Jazlin* Good morning.
Sean: It's 2 PM!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Why is he even with those people?
Jazlin: Don't ask me.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Conductor: All aboard!
Sean: *Blows his horn twice, and rings his campana, bell as he pulls his train*
Stop the song
Sean: This has to be a dream. If not, then something weird is happening.
Narrator: I must admit that some weird things did happen, but this is not a dream.
S.B: *Wearing a tour guide's uniform, and is standing successivo to a tourbus*
Narrator: I don't even know how this happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: Okay everyone, the Island Of Errol tours from Mossberg to Hunterdon will begin boarding soon! Feel free to take some pictures, and stroll around while risking the chance of being left behind!
Audience: *Laughing*
Man 93: Wait a minute!
Man 38: I don't want to be left behind!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ian: *Stops nearby with a freight train*
S.B: And the tour is about to begin!
Ian: Wait a second. te don't even have a license to drive a bus!
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: You're right. Plus, I don't even like buses.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Woman 57: How are we supposed to go around the Island Of Errol then?
S.B: Hm....
Narrator: Five minuti later
Audience: *Laughing*
Song (Start at 1:03:41): link
S.B: *Walking with the 75 people that came with him to Trenton* We are walking around the Island Of Errol.
Man 93: What for?
Woman 76: How come?
S.B: Because I detto so!
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: We are walking around the Island Of Errol.
Man 84: What if we don't want to?
S.B: Then you'll be left behind, and miss out on the sights.
Narrator: And another montage began.
Audience: *Laughing*
S.B: *Walking with the others on superiore, in alto of a moving freight train*
Conjunction Junction Conductor: Hey! Only I can do that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: Then we ended up in Hunterdon.
S.B: *Walking with the others on train tracks*
Ethan: *Coming towards them* Look out!
S.B: *Walks onto Ethan*
Narrator: Everyone else followed me in a single file line, as we walked onto Ethan. Even though he was charging towards us at 30 miles an hour.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song and play this one: link
Everyone started floating off the train, and started floating back to Mossberg.
S.B: What the heck is going on?
Man 53: Beats me, but it's better than walking.
S.B: *Gets out his cell phone, and checks his internet connection* Please tell me that the connection hasn't been disabled.
Woman 76: What connection?
S.B: Our connection to the internet. If it has been disabled, then we'll be floating back to the harbor.
Man 93: That doesn't make any sense.
S.B: I know, but bare with me. After all, this episode is called The Magic Of The Lack Of Logic for a reason.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: *Watches S.B and the others float away* See te around soon.
S.B: *Makes himself go upside down as he continues to float* Okay, yep. *Puts his phone away* Our internet connection is disabled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Woman 76: Where are we now?
S.B: We just passed the interchange, so I guess we're following the Eastern Pacific's tracks to the harbor.
Woman 14: There's another train coming!
Shayne: *Sees the others floating towards him* Whoa, what? *Blows his horn twice*
One of the floating people pushed Shayne out of the way, making him and the train derail.
Audience: *Laughing*
Stop the song
S.B: Unlike GTA, the trains can be derailed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Narrator: We continued floating until we reached Mossberg Harbor. At least, I did. Everyone else kept floating away, over the Pacific Ocean.
S.B: Where are te all going?
Man 93: Back to Trenton!
Woman 76: Where we belong!
Man 84: Thanks for mostrare us the island.
S.B: Ah great. This didn't work out the way I intended it to at all.
Jazlin: *Stops successivo to S.B* Did te have fun?
S.B: *Turns around to face Jazlin* I guess I did. Before the internet stopped working, and took us out of Hunterdon.
Audience: *Laughing*
Jazlin: What about the others?
S.B: All 75 of them? They seemed to enjoy it as well.
Jazlin: Then that's all that matters. It may not have lasted as long as te wanted it to, but te still had a good time, and that's all that matters.
S.B: te have a point.
Song: link
S.B: *Starts floating away again, heading back to Hunterdon* Whoa! Wait! What's going on?!!?!?
Narrator: The internet started working again.
Audience: *Laughing*
The end credits begin with S.B floating to Hunterdon. He passes Ian, and Sean on his way back to the town.
Characters featured in this episode
Sean
Jazlin
Ian
Ethan
Dan
Shayne
And Sean Bodine as S.B.
Songs used for episode
CHiPs Theme: John Parker & Alan Silvestri
Off Road: Alan Silvestri
Musica To Delight: Kevin MacLeod
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from July 20, 2017
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
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