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Billy: Okay Johnny.. I'll ride up in your bike.
Johnny: I- I don't know man.. te a bit of a dick to me.
Billy: Johnny boy. I have "never" been a dick to you.
Johnny: [rolls his eyes] Oh please! All te EVER do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!
Billy: Johnny, when have I "ever" ripped on te for being a Jew?
[in the playground when first meeting each other] You're a Jew!
{while they argue} Oh yeah! Well your just a stupid Jew!
[Riding on their bikes} SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH!
[at the club house, on the front steps] {angry at Johnny} Good job, Jew!
[leaving his sede, sedile in the club house] Shut up, Jew!
[angry at Johnny for no explained reason] You're JEWISH!
[seated on a curb with the other boys] Dude, he's Jewish!
[staking out a house] Jew!
[on Nightline, seated successivo to Johnny] Jew!
[in Ashley's dining room] Jew!
[at the side of a road] Jew!
[next to stacks of lumber, as Johnny is about to whack him] Jew!
[at a barn, through a hole on the roof] Jew!
[Johnny reads a Bible] Jew?!
[At a high school dance]
Billy: I told te Jewish people don't have rhythm.
Johnny: Fuck off, Billy!"
Billy: ... Okay, except maybe for that one time.
2 B continued
Billy: Okay Johnny.. I'll ride up in your bike.
Johnny: I- I don't know man.. te a bit of a dick to me.
Billy: Johnny boy. I have "never" been a dick to you.
Johnny: [rolls his eyes] Oh please! All te EVER do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!
Billy: Johnny, when have I "ever" ripped on te for being a Jew?
[in the playground when first meeting each other] You're a Jew!
{while they argue} Oh yeah! Well your just a stupid Jew!
[Riding on their bikes} SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH!
[at the club house, on the front steps] {angry at Johnny} Good job, Jew!
[leaving his sede, sedile in the club house] Shut up, Jew!
[angry at Johnny for no explained reason] You're JEWISH!
[seated on a curb with the other boys] Dude, he's Jewish!
[staking out a house] Jew!
[on Nightline, seated successivo to Johnny] Jew!
[in Ashley's dining room] Jew!
[at the side of a road] Jew!
[next to stacks of lumber, as Johnny is about to whack him] Jew!
[at a barn, through a hole on the roof] Jew!
[Johnny reads a Bible] Jew?!
[At a high school dance]
Billy: I told te Jewish people don't have rhythm.
Johnny: Fuck off, Billy!"
Billy: ... Okay, except maybe for that one time.
2 B continued
This is just a short chapter..
Steve: We need te steal nerve gas from a bio lab.
Michael: (sarcastically) Sure.. And while we're at it, why don't we all go watch my little pony, and eat raw cookie doe.. Because today's the giorno to stop making SENSE!
Trevor: Is that sarcasm!
Michael: Your fuckin A right it's sarcasm! te fuck!.. A few weeks ago! I was happily retired. Soaking da my swimming pool! And my psychotic best friend shows out of no where! To torture me over mistakes I made, HONEST mistakes I made, almost decade ago!.. So forgive me! te ignorant fuck! BUT SARCASM! IS ALL I FUCKIN GOT!.. Sarcasm!.. And a room full of te cunts!
Trevor: YES! Welcome back buddy! It is the old te again! (claps).
Steve: Yeah, yeah.. Just get going.. And keep us way out of it.
Michael: (sighs).. Guess were robbing a bank... Let's get the gang together.
To be containued
Steve: We need te steal nerve gas from a bio lab.
Michael: (sarcastically) Sure.. And while we're at it, why don't we all go watch my little pony, and eat raw cookie doe.. Because today's the giorno to stop making SENSE!
Trevor: Is that sarcasm!
Michael: Your fuckin A right it's sarcasm! te fuck!.. A few weeks ago! I was happily retired. Soaking da my swimming pool! And my psychotic best friend shows out of no where! To torture me over mistakes I made, HONEST mistakes I made, almost decade ago!.. So forgive me! te ignorant fuck! BUT SARCASM! IS ALL I FUCKIN GOT!.. Sarcasm!.. And a room full of te cunts!
Trevor: YES! Welcome back buddy! It is the old te again! (claps).
Steve: Yeah, yeah.. Just get going.. And keep us way out of it.
Michael: (sighs).. Guess were robbing a bank... Let's get the gang together.
To be containued
Michael: The fuck, has happened!? Why do te have HIS car!?
Trevor: Piece of turd eh? No wonder people are stabbing him in the back.
Michael: T!
Trevor: I don't know why te mess around with people like that Mikey, I mean rea-
Michael: Trevor! Answer the fuckin question!
Trevor: I asked for a decent giorno pay, for a decent giorno work.. And he... Kinda got a little angry... So I admit. I.. Kinda got a little angry.
Pinkie: ... Did te kill him!?
Trevor: What kinda fuckin animal do te guys take me for!? No I didn't kill him!
Trevor: But I DID kidnap his wife!
Michael: WHAT THE FUCK DID te DO!?
Trevor: I just told te what I just did... Now.. Unfortantly we may have to lay low for a while.. But I got a good spot.. I'll drive
END OF EPISODE
Trevor: Piece of turd eh? No wonder people are stabbing him in the back.
Michael: T!
Trevor: I don't know why te mess around with people like that Mikey, I mean rea-
Michael: Trevor! Answer the fuckin question!
Trevor: I asked for a decent giorno pay, for a decent giorno work.. And he... Kinda got a little angry... So I admit. I.. Kinda got a little angry.
Pinkie: ... Did te kill him!?
Trevor: What kinda fuckin animal do te guys take me for!? No I didn't kill him!
Trevor: But I DID kidnap his wife!
Michael: WHAT THE FUCK DID te DO!?
Trevor: I just told te what I just did... Now.. Unfortantly we may have to lay low for a while.. But I got a good spot.. I'll drive
END OF EPISODE
Martin: Ahh. Glad te could joi-.... What's with the pony?
Trevor: (petting Pinkie as she's sitting beside him) She's loyal to me okay.. So deal with it.
Pinkie: ... Plus there's nothing on tv.
Martin: Whatever.. Anyway. I need te to kill my cousin., shoot down the jet as he-
Trevor: (excited) Is he coming from Ireland!?.. Is he a leprechaun!?
Michael: (sitting on the other side of the couch, as it's big enough for all three), I highly doubt he's a lepre-
Trevor: Kick ass!! I never killed a leprechaun before.. te think if I shoot it, it will bleed out lucky charms!?
Pinkie: ... I too am wondering that
Martin: Guys foc-
Michael: Why would a leprechaun have private jet!?
Trevor: I don't know.. Maybe he-
Martin: GUYS!!
All three: Sorry
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Trevor: (petting Pinkie as she's sitting beside him) She's loyal to me okay.. So deal with it.
Pinkie: ... Plus there's nothing on tv.
Martin: Whatever.. Anyway. I need te to kill my cousin., shoot down the jet as he-
Trevor: (excited) Is he coming from Ireland!?.. Is he a leprechaun!?
Michael: (sitting on the other side of the couch, as it's big enough for all three), I highly doubt he's a lepre-
Trevor: Kick ass!! I never killed a leprechaun before.. te think if I shoot it, it will bleed out lucky charms!?
Pinkie: ... I too am wondering that
Martin: Guys foc-
Michael: Why would a leprechaun have private jet!?
Trevor: I don't know.. Maybe he-
Martin: GUYS!!
All three: Sorry
TO BE CONTAINUED
The three-o were fighting off coppers from inside the tunnels.
Niko: I ain't going to jail in this country! (throws grenade killing a good many of them at once).
They continued heavily fighting, eventually a subway train drove by, and the three took the opportunity to mark their escape as they run further into the tunnels, were the cops couldn't reach them.
THE END
Least until season 3...
Here's the Korn verse Niko played to fill up space
"Let's get this party started!!
I'm sick of being you!!
te make me feel insane!!
We don't give to you!!
Let's get this party started!!
te make me feel insane!!
I want to be the one!!
To make myself sane!!
Niko: I ain't going to jail in this country! (throws grenade killing a good many of them at once).
They continued heavily fighting, eventually a subway train drove by, and the three took the opportunity to mark their escape as they run further into the tunnels, were the cops couldn't reach them.
THE END
Least until season 3...
Here's the Korn verse Niko played to fill up space
"Let's get this party started!!
I'm sick of being you!!
te make me feel insane!!
We don't give to you!!
Let's get this party started!!
te make me feel insane!!
I want to be the one!!
To make myself sane!!
Packie: (narrating) And so the heist began., looking back, it's clear I watched way to much of Full Medal giacca before hand.
Packie: Hands up people! I got your names! te will not laugh! te will not cry! te will learn and te best unfuck yourselves, o I will unscrew your heads, and shit down your necks!
(audience laughs)
Derrek: Don't none of te worry about nothing, we're here for the banks money, it's going to a better caus-
Packie: Shut up! And handle the safe!
Niko: Open the door!
Derrek: OPEN THE DOOR!
Niko: (points gun at hostage) OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR!
Man: Hold on, I got it.. (Opens door)
Packie: (off view to hostage) ARE ANY OF YOUR PARENTS STILL ALIVE!?
(Audience laughs)
Niko: (stands on table) GET ON THE FLOOR!
Man: But sir-
Niko: (points his fucile at him) te too!
Man: (scared) Okay, okay!
Packie: Hands up people! I got your names! te will not laugh! te will not cry! te will learn and te best unfuck yourselves, o I will unscrew your heads, and shit down your necks!
(audience laughs)
Derrek: Don't none of te worry about nothing, we're here for the banks money, it's going to a better caus-
Packie: Shut up! And handle the safe!
Niko: Open the door!
Derrek: OPEN THE DOOR!
Niko: (points gun at hostage) OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR!
Man: Hold on, I got it.. (Opens door)
Packie: (off view to hostage) ARE ANY OF YOUR PARENTS STILL ALIVE!?
(Audience laughs)
Niko: (stands on table) GET ON THE FLOOR!
Man: But sir-
Niko: (points his fucile at him) te too!
Man: (scared) Okay, okay!
This is actually marks the end of season 2., but it'll be a big episode..
(Niko drives them to the bank of Liberty city).
Packie: Alright, everyone ready?
Michael Keane: I am!
Derek McCreary: Hell yeah!!
(Present time)
Franklyn: (laying in hospital bed, do to a gun wound during the heist) Wow, hold on, his name was Michael?
Packie: What of it?
Franklyn: Dosen't that.. Remind te of anyone?
Packie: What dose Michael Jackson have to do with this?
(audience laughs).
Franklyn: I mea-
Packie: Look, te want me to the story o not?
Franklyn: (angrily) No Packie, I don't!.. I already heard about it on the paper!.. It's just te won't fuckin leave!!
(Audience laughs).
Packie: .......... Anyway, where was I?
(Audience laughs harder)
Franklyn; (annoyedly) Ahhhh!
Packie: Oh yes, Bank of Liberty City
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(Niko drives them to the bank of Liberty city).
Packie: Alright, everyone ready?
Michael Keane: I am!
Derek McCreary: Hell yeah!!
(Present time)
Franklyn: (laying in hospital bed, do to a gun wound during the heist) Wow, hold on, his name was Michael?
Packie: What of it?
Franklyn: Dosen't that.. Remind te of anyone?
Packie: What dose Michael Jackson have to do with this?
(audience laughs).
Franklyn: I mea-
Packie: Look, te want me to the story o not?
Franklyn: (angrily) No Packie, I don't!.. I already heard about it on the paper!.. It's just te won't fuckin leave!!
(Audience laughs).
Packie: .......... Anyway, where was I?
(Audience laughs harder)
Franklyn; (annoyedly) Ahhhh!
Packie: Oh yes, Bank of Liberty City
TO BE CONTAINUED
this isn't actually a chapter..
But I don't got any ideas left for this one..
So it ends there..
besides.
Too excited about the successivo chapter..
Even though it'll have little to do with all that happened in the series so far.
Packie McCreary will have his own focus episode.
Why..
Because he's fuckin AWESOME!
That's why...
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So it ends there..
besides.
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Even though it'll have little to do with all that happened in the series so far.
Packie McCreary will have his own focus episode.
Why..
Because he's fuckin AWESOME!
That's why...
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(All the hostages finished cleaning the diamond store)
Michael: There? That wasn't so hard now was it?
Audience laughs.
Michael: too bad it was for nothing.. (He and Packie start breaking the glass cases to steal all the diamonds.
audience laughs.
Michael: Man, I haven't been this excited since I passed secondo grade.
FLASHBACK ONE:
(Michael is a little boy, chasing invisible farfalle in the background.
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo secondo grade.
FLACKBACK TWO:
(Michael is a young teenager in the back)
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo the secondo grade.
FLASHBACK THREE:
Principle: Good job Mr Townley te passed the secondo grade.
Michael: (now an adult) Oh that is fantastic.. Now if te excuse me, I have to go now.. Theirs a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back
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Michael: There? That wasn't so hard now was it?
Audience laughs.
Michael: too bad it was for nothing.. (He and Packie start breaking the glass cases to steal all the diamonds.
audience laughs.
Michael: Man, I haven't been this excited since I passed secondo grade.
FLASHBACK ONE:
(Michael is a little boy, chasing invisible farfalle in the background.
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo secondo grade.
FLACKBACK TWO:
(Michael is a young teenager in the back)
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo the secondo grade.
FLASHBACK THREE:
Principle: Good job Mr Townley te passed the secondo grade.
Michael: (now an adult) Oh that is fantastic.. Now if te excuse me, I have to go now.. Theirs a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back
TO BE COBTAINUED
