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SAY WHAT NOW?
Derek’s Perspective
I drive up to my house and open up the front door quietly just in case Jess was taking a nap. She was not, I repeat, not taking a nap.
I walk in to find my girlfriend, the one that detto she knew the best for me and would never cheat on me, was sitting there successivo to Landon. My best friend! She kept on trying to get closer to him, but good ol’ Landon kept pushing her away. “Come on!!” she was whining, “You know te wanna snuggle!”
“No. I absolutely don’t want to ‘snuggle’,” he replied, I could see horror on his face as he kept backing away until he fell onto the floor.
“HA! I’ve got te now!” She yelled out, smug with victory. Just at that moment I decided to make myself visible.
“HEY!” I yell out before she could do anything that would scare my best friend away from me forever.
“Dude… It’s NOT what it looks like-” Landon starts.
“I know. I’ve been standing here for a few minuti now,” I reply, looking Jesse right in the eye, which quickly flitted away to avoid eye contact. “Jess,” I say slowly, still in shock, “explanations?”
“Wellll…” she started, “He detto that he wanted to get to together and not tell you!”
“No way! Dude, believe me, te know I wouldn’t do that,” Landon retorts.
“Likely story, Jesse…” I say sarcastically, “Listen, now that I know that you’re so likely to just run off from me, we’re…. done. Over with. So get the heck out of my house.”
“But I Amore you! We were supposed to be together forever!!”
“That’s what I thought at first, too. Not so much now. Get OUT of my house. NOW.”
“Fine, just let me do one thing before I leave…” she said, with a mischievous look in her eyes. She leaned down and whispered something in Landon’s ear… Something that I couldn’t hear.
Landon looked positively terrified as she backed away slowly, with a small smile on her face until she was out the door.
“What did she say?” I ask Landon.
“Text me…”
SAY WHAT NOW?
Derek’s Perspective
I drive up to my house and open up the front door quietly just in case Jess was taking a nap. She was not, I repeat, not taking a nap.
I walk in to find my girlfriend, the one that detto she knew the best for me and would never cheat on me, was sitting there successivo to Landon. My best friend! She kept on trying to get closer to him, but good ol’ Landon kept pushing her away. “Come on!!” she was whining, “You know te wanna snuggle!”
“No. I absolutely don’t want to ‘snuggle’,” he replied, I could see horror on his face as he kept backing away until he fell onto the floor.
“HA! I’ve got te now!” She yelled out, smug with victory. Just at that moment I decided to make myself visible.
“HEY!” I yell out before she could do anything that would scare my best friend away from me forever.
“Dude… It’s NOT what it looks like-” Landon starts.
“I know. I’ve been standing here for a few minuti now,” I reply, looking Jesse right in the eye, which quickly flitted away to avoid eye contact. “Jess,” I say slowly, still in shock, “explanations?”
“Wellll…” she started, “He detto that he wanted to get to together and not tell you!”
“No way! Dude, believe me, te know I wouldn’t do that,” Landon retorts.
“Likely story, Jesse…” I say sarcastically, “Listen, now that I know that you’re so likely to just run off from me, we’re…. done. Over with. So get the heck out of my house.”
“But I Amore you! We were supposed to be together forever!!”
“That’s what I thought at first, too. Not so much now. Get OUT of my house. NOW.”
“Fine, just let me do one thing before I leave…” she said, with a mischievous look in her eyes. She leaned down and whispered something in Landon’s ear… Something that I couldn’t hear.
Landon looked positively terrified as she backed away slowly, with a small smile on her face until she was out the door.
“What did she say?” I ask Landon.
“Text me…”
I have twenty pairs of X-His from the Converse store successivo door, all pink. Okay, okay, see? I'm not normal. And that's not the end of it.
I have thirty T-shirts that say pecora, pecore Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. Rock on them. Yeah, I Amore the horror movie "Sheep Vampires." It's filled with pecora, pecore that get tortured and wake up at midnight only to turn into pecora, pecore Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. that suck the blood out of their shepherds. It's rated R, but my parents never notice. I bet they don't even know there's a rating system. Lucky for me.
So, this morning, I woke up, when my glass of Coca Cola left from an anno fa shimmered. A misty face appeared.
"Jonas...come here to me...or te shall suffer the consequences...like your precious ancestors," the woman screamed.
Was it my imagination...or did I get sucked into my glass of Coke?
This is a crazy song I wrote called Rotten Tomatoes, and I hired the Black-Eyed Peas to sing it. WARNING: This song was meant for entertainment, and should in no way be connected to real people, places, o things. It is not the author's responsibility for the medical bills if te die from laughter, o possibly, thinking I'm weirdness.
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Friends all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Cioccolato coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I Amore Harry Potter
o was it mela, apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!
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Converse is awesome
The Westing Game is gruesome
My Friends all ran
When they heard me say that
People say I'm weird
But look over there then,
That teen has a
White, fluffy beard
Cioccolato coins rock
They're the celebs of the block
They're creamy and sweet
Cuz they always go to swim meets
I Amore Harry Potter
o was it mela, apple Rotter?
It was everyone's favorite,
But it soon molded.
Now, I'm almost five
And I live in a hive,
Like my other amigos
Who live in anthills!