a/n: sadly we dont own any of the characters, stephenie meyer does...plz enjoy and review
giorno 6
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bella: i Amore this meadow edward. its so peaceful and beautiful!
edward: its okay i guess but it could never be as beautiful and as special as te are to me
bella: oh edward you're so sweet
edward: *weaves his fingers through hers* Amore renesmee has waken up and she is getting very upset that we're not there so we better go
bella: *sighs* okay lets go my baby needs me
edward: i will race you!
bella: ok 1,2,3, GO!
(back at the cullens house)
rose: nessie honey they'll be here in a few minutes, your daddy knows when te wake up
emmett: hun what is it that she wants?
rose: her mama and daddy of course *sighs when nessie gets più fustrated*
*bella and edward walk in and automatically reaches for nessie*
bella: did my baby girl miss me? *kisses her on the forehead*
rose: like te would never know
*POWS* emmett: oops!
edward: *growls and goes outside*
bella: whats going on?!
rose: emmett's being stupid again and now hes stuck because he stuck his hand in the albero ans he threw it and it didnt come off............so now hes stuck in the albero da his hand.
bella: this is something i got to see!
* everyone runs outside*
emmett: just help me out edward.
edward: *chuckles* bro. te can never stay out of trouble!
bella: hows it hangin emmett? * giggles*
emmett: shut up bella!
edward: dont talk to her like that!
bella: its fine edward, hes just mad cause he cant reach the ground! *falls to the ground laughing so hard*
emmett: hahaha te had your laugh now GET ME DOWN!!
edward: no i think we will just leave te up there, come on bella lets go inside
bella: sure hun....
*they start walking away*
emmett: fine i dont need you!...........ok pleasse get me down!
edward: let me think........NO!
*carlisle walks outside and sees emmett*
carlisle: goodnight!........what happened?
edward: oh....just one of his tantrums*chuckles*
esme: OH MY GOODNESS! GET MY BABY DOWN!!!
emmett: *smiles* IM THE BABY! IM THE BABY!!
esme: yes te are my sweet little baby, so please dont hurt yourself!
carlisle: *jumps but cant reach him*
esme: let me try * jumps in the tree, grabs him and brings him safely down*
jasper: MOM HOW'D te DO THAT?! *says in girly voice and stamps his foot and laughs*
esme: *puts emmett down* im just good that way, thats how i roll! *giggles*
emmett: thanks mommy,*leaps in her arms*
esme: *crack* owwww! emmett honey!
emmett: yes mommy?
esme: im too old for this, you're gonna have to get down!
emmett: sorry mommy! * jumps down*
renesmee: uncle emmy! uncle emmy! can we play gutatrasasd herdro?!
emmett: its chitarra hero and yes we can if te ready to get your little booty whipped!
renesmee: bring it on old man! *giggles and holds her little fist in the air* thats what that meanie man did to my uncle jasper when he dennted his mailliebox thingy *points successivo door*
emmett: he always gets mad and hits someone's mailbox. lets play.
edward: *helps nessie put on her little guitar* te beat him nessie!
nessie: lk daddy! *giggles*
emmett: im ready! lets go!
(2 hours later)
emmett: OH HECK! * throws the chitarra on the ground and breaks it* i cant beat her at anything! * runs outside and slams the door*
nessie: *starts to cry*
edward: oh honey......grabs nessie and holds her in his arms* why are te cryin pumpkin?
nessie: i hurt uncle emmys feelings! *cries*
edward: te didnt hurt his feelings, hes just a whimp! a big one at that! * starts gettin mad*
bella: edward be careful te still have renesmee. give her to me* takes nessie from a fumming edward*
edward: *growls and runs after emmett*
emmett: * sitting in his car crying*
edward: *goes and rips the door off* SHUT UP o I WILL GIVE te A REASON TO CRY! oh hang on, im going to do that anyway!!
emmett: whats your deal?! *jumps out the jeep* te BROKE LULU!!
Edward: i thought it was sally...... THATS NOT THE POINT, te MADE MY SWEET BABY GIRL CRY!!
emmett: prove it
edward: * grabs him da the neck and shoves his face in the window* SEE THAT?!
emmett: no my face is in the way!! OH! EDWARD te SMEARD ROSE'S LIPSTICK!
rosalie: WHAT WAS THAT?
emmett: nothing babe!!
jacob: *shows up right behind them* oh man she is so hot when shes upset. (a/n: srry all of te jacob innamorati out there....)
*edward drops emmett and him and emmett turn to face jacob*
edward and emmett: WHAT WAS THAT MONGREL?
jacob: oh its nothing guys...... *starts getting scared*
emmett: te better not have been talking about my woman!
edward: it better not be any of the girls in there
jacob: oh come on, yall think i was talking about your women? te two have yours and my hott mama is in there too!
emmett: see edward, we have no reason to be...
edward: *reads jacobs mind and tackles him*
te WILL NEVER THINK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT, IN FACT te WILL NEVER SEE HER o ANOTHER giorno AGAIN!!
emmett: no! edward dont kill him!
bella* runs outside with nessie in her arms* there wont be any killing around here!
edward: oh te might just change your mind * hisses through his teeth*
jacob: come on, dont tell me te dont think of bella that way!
edward: NO JACOB I HAVE RESPECT FOR MY WIFE. SHE IS JUST A BABY, te WILL NEVER THINK o SPEAK LIKE THAT ABOUT HER o ANY OTHER WOMAN LIKE THAT. te WILL HAVE più RESPECT TOWARDS A LADY AND THAT INCLUDES MY DAUGHTER!
bella: * gives nessie to rose and helps edward and emmett* HOW COULD YOU? WE HAVE ALL READY GAVE te PLENTY OF WARNINGS!
jacob: well im just so sorry that te two made a hot, sexy daughter!
edward: THATS IT!
jacob: HANG ON! can i just have one last moment with nessie?
everbody: NO!
jacob: then at least give her this! * digs in his pocket and pulls out a picture and gives it to bella*
bella: JACOB! te WANT ME TO GIVE MY DAUGHTER A NAKED PICTURE OF YOU?!
jacob: well yeah! i never got my moment with her! there always someone with her!
edward: te WERE GOING TO HAVE....
bella: WITH MY BABY?!!!!!!!!
jacob: yeah! what?! like te never do it!
edward:WE ARE ADULTS AND WE ARE MARRIED! SHES JUST A BABY! *throws jacob and he ends up in china, crashing into someones house*
jacob: te COULD HAVE LEAST THROWN ME SOMEWHERE I COULD UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE!!
emmett: nah! thats no fun!
chinese people: ching kong chong (a/n: sorry te guys we dont know any chinese so just work with us here..)
jacob: chong shing * does the bowing thing*
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this is the end of chapter 7. plz review and leave ideas. edwardawsome and i have a idea for a story about emmett and the cullens playing a prank on a walmart manager. so far we dont have any ideas for a prank so we need your help. plz leave as many ideas as te can and help us out with this story =)
giorno 6
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bella: i Amore this meadow edward. its so peaceful and beautiful!
edward: its okay i guess but it could never be as beautiful and as special as te are to me
bella: oh edward you're so sweet
edward: *weaves his fingers through hers* Amore renesmee has waken up and she is getting very upset that we're not there so we better go
bella: *sighs* okay lets go my baby needs me
edward: i will race you!
bella: ok 1,2,3, GO!
(back at the cullens house)
rose: nessie honey they'll be here in a few minutes, your daddy knows when te wake up
emmett: hun what is it that she wants?
rose: her mama and daddy of course *sighs when nessie gets più fustrated*
*bella and edward walk in and automatically reaches for nessie*
bella: did my baby girl miss me? *kisses her on the forehead*
rose: like te would never know
*POWS* emmett: oops!
edward: *growls and goes outside*
bella: whats going on?!
rose: emmett's being stupid again and now hes stuck because he stuck his hand in the albero ans he threw it and it didnt come off............so now hes stuck in the albero da his hand.
bella: this is something i got to see!
* everyone runs outside*
emmett: just help me out edward.
edward: *chuckles* bro. te can never stay out of trouble!
bella: hows it hangin emmett? * giggles*
emmett: shut up bella!
edward: dont talk to her like that!
bella: its fine edward, hes just mad cause he cant reach the ground! *falls to the ground laughing so hard*
emmett: hahaha te had your laugh now GET ME DOWN!!
edward: no i think we will just leave te up there, come on bella lets go inside
bella: sure hun....
*they start walking away*
emmett: fine i dont need you!...........ok pleasse get me down!
edward: let me think........NO!
*carlisle walks outside and sees emmett*
carlisle: goodnight!........what happened?
edward: oh....just one of his tantrums*chuckles*
esme: OH MY GOODNESS! GET MY BABY DOWN!!!
emmett: *smiles* IM THE BABY! IM THE BABY!!
esme: yes te are my sweet little baby, so please dont hurt yourself!
carlisle: *jumps but cant reach him*
esme: let me try * jumps in the tree, grabs him and brings him safely down*
jasper: MOM HOW'D te DO THAT?! *says in girly voice and stamps his foot and laughs*
esme: *puts emmett down* im just good that way, thats how i roll! *giggles*
emmett: thanks mommy,*leaps in her arms*
esme: *crack* owwww! emmett honey!
emmett: yes mommy?
esme: im too old for this, you're gonna have to get down!
emmett: sorry mommy! * jumps down*
renesmee: uncle emmy! uncle emmy! can we play gutatrasasd herdro?!
emmett: its chitarra hero and yes we can if te ready to get your little booty whipped!
renesmee: bring it on old man! *giggles and holds her little fist in the air* thats what that meanie man did to my uncle jasper when he dennted his mailliebox thingy *points successivo door*
emmett: he always gets mad and hits someone's mailbox. lets play.
edward: *helps nessie put on her little guitar* te beat him nessie!
nessie: lk daddy! *giggles*
emmett: im ready! lets go!
(2 hours later)
emmett: OH HECK! * throws the chitarra on the ground and breaks it* i cant beat her at anything! * runs outside and slams the door*
nessie: *starts to cry*
edward: oh honey......grabs nessie and holds her in his arms* why are te cryin pumpkin?
nessie: i hurt uncle emmys feelings! *cries*
edward: te didnt hurt his feelings, hes just a whimp! a big one at that! * starts gettin mad*
bella: edward be careful te still have renesmee. give her to me* takes nessie from a fumming edward*
edward: *growls and runs after emmett*
emmett: * sitting in his car crying*
edward: *goes and rips the door off* SHUT UP o I WILL GIVE te A REASON TO CRY! oh hang on, im going to do that anyway!!
emmett: whats your deal?! *jumps out the jeep* te BROKE LULU!!
Edward: i thought it was sally...... THATS NOT THE POINT, te MADE MY SWEET BABY GIRL CRY!!
emmett: prove it
edward: * grabs him da the neck and shoves his face in the window* SEE THAT?!
emmett: no my face is in the way!! OH! EDWARD te SMEARD ROSE'S LIPSTICK!
rosalie: WHAT WAS THAT?
emmett: nothing babe!!
jacob: *shows up right behind them* oh man she is so hot when shes upset. (a/n: srry all of te jacob innamorati out there....)
*edward drops emmett and him and emmett turn to face jacob*
edward and emmett: WHAT WAS THAT MONGREL?
jacob: oh its nothing guys...... *starts getting scared*
emmett: te better not have been talking about my woman!
edward: it better not be any of the girls in there
jacob: oh come on, yall think i was talking about your women? te two have yours and my hott mama is in there too!
emmett: see edward, we have no reason to be...
edward: *reads jacobs mind and tackles him*
te WILL NEVER THINK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT, IN FACT te WILL NEVER SEE HER o ANOTHER giorno AGAIN!!
emmett: no! edward dont kill him!
bella* runs outside with nessie in her arms* there wont be any killing around here!
edward: oh te might just change your mind * hisses through his teeth*
jacob: come on, dont tell me te dont think of bella that way!
edward: NO JACOB I HAVE RESPECT FOR MY WIFE. SHE IS JUST A BABY, te WILL NEVER THINK o SPEAK LIKE THAT ABOUT HER o ANY OTHER WOMAN LIKE THAT. te WILL HAVE più RESPECT TOWARDS A LADY AND THAT INCLUDES MY DAUGHTER!
bella: * gives nessie to rose and helps edward and emmett* HOW COULD YOU? WE HAVE ALL READY GAVE te PLENTY OF WARNINGS!
jacob: well im just so sorry that te two made a hot, sexy daughter!
edward: THATS IT!
jacob: HANG ON! can i just have one last moment with nessie?
everbody: NO!
jacob: then at least give her this! * digs in his pocket and pulls out a picture and gives it to bella*
bella: JACOB! te WANT ME TO GIVE MY DAUGHTER A NAKED PICTURE OF YOU?!
jacob: well yeah! i never got my moment with her! there always someone with her!
edward: te WERE GOING TO HAVE....
bella: WITH MY BABY?!!!!!!!!
jacob: yeah! what?! like te never do it!
edward:WE ARE ADULTS AND WE ARE MARRIED! SHES JUST A BABY! *throws jacob and he ends up in china, crashing into someones house*
jacob: te COULD HAVE LEAST THROWN ME SOMEWHERE I COULD UNDERSTAND THE LANGUAGE!!
emmett: nah! thats no fun!
chinese people: ching kong chong (a/n: sorry te guys we dont know any chinese so just work with us here..)
jacob: chong shing * does the bowing thing*
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this is the end of chapter 7. plz review and leave ideas. edwardawsome and i have a idea for a story about emmett and the cullens playing a prank on a walmart manager. so far we dont have any ideas for a prank so we need your help. plz leave as many ideas as te can and help us out with this story =)