Twilight spoof

Chapter 10
I waited till charlie started snoring and went to matts room we talked and talked I told him about my Friends and the teachers………………………….
Till I heard charlie wake up and rushed in an inhuman speed to my room and faked for charlie that I was sleeping I got uop and washed my face and got dressed for school when I went down stairs charlie was gone mayy got ready to and I thineked about a black BMW but not that expensive and it apeared in the drive way
-do te like your new car?
I asked matt
-its mine?
-yup!
-my family cant efford it its yours!
-thanks
He gave me a hug suddenly...

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“He’ll wake in one minute”

Alice detto with sad eyes. So, He had attacked me but it was nothing for me. Really, NOTHING!

“Bella”

He called my name with his perfect lips. And then when his eyes saw me, he jumped.

“What did I do to you?”

He analyzed me and then he took his face in his hands. I hadn’t seen him this upset till that moment. I tried to touch his hand but he took it out of mine and looked at Carlisle.

“Edward,...

"Oh. My. God." Angela and I said, perfectly syncronized.
After a few mintes of silence, Angela and I bursted out laughing.
"This is NOT funny!" Lauren yelled.
That commento made us laugh even harder.
"I NEED a picture of this." Angela said, getting her messenger bag,
"Don't. You. Dare." Lauren growled.
Angela took her small camera and made a quick picture of Lauren's horror-strucked and embarrassed face.
"GIVE ME THAT CAMERA!" Lauren yelled.

Before any of us could reply, a flight attendance came towards us.
"Excuse me? Miss? te need to be più quiet and take your seat." the lady detto to her quietly....

I think this will be the secondo to last. I'm not sure, it depends how it goes.Forgive me for not writting recently, please. I got caught up in a bunch of stuff. Here te go! :)
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We didn't go straight through the town, we dashed along the edges. I managed to rob a blood bank, so my eyes would be red instead of gold. He didn't want to be 'embarassed' that someone in his guard eats 'dirty blood' as Felix puts it.

I've gotten him back for the thing at the mall, and for that comment. He basicly insulted my family, but they didn't know that,...

Chapter Twelve

    I turned to Renesmee, my tears now drying on my face.
“ Nessie, thank te for everything. Tell your whole family I will never forget what they have done for me.”
She sat there, looking impossibly perfect, and stared at me with huge brown eyes.
“ What are te doing, Mika?” Renesmee asked, her eyes narrowing slightly.
“ I’m not going to tell you. That way, when they ask, te can be honest and say te don’t know.”
She nodded slowly and then reached out a hand. She rested it lightly on my cheek and her palm burned coolly. The picture that flashed...

Lol. te guys crack me up :) (In a good way and yes there is a bad way) Btw, can someone tell just_bella that 33 and 34 are up, I can't message her to tell her. Thanks!
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I was edgy, I really never been around Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. before, not like this. Me and Mickey were in the backseat. Felix was driving and Aro was in the passenger seat.

I stared out the window, I felt the need to know my where abouts. I probably did it because I was really nervous.

Mickayla was busy hugging a teddy bear, Which I had no idea where it came from. But that didn't...

On my way to class I stopped da the girls room and changed into my clean clothes. I grabbed a few damp paper towels and cleaned up my face, then washed my hands and arms. Then I went to class, and all the while I was thinking about how rude that Edward guy was being and what could his sister possibly be talking about when she detto that he could expose their family da getting close to a human. Why would she even refer to me as a human? After all they were humans to, and expose them as what? With all of these thoughts going through my head the giorno went da fast. When I got home I quickly prepared...

Just a heads up, bring a box of tissues.
This was in my dream. PLEASE don't hate me for what happened.
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Rosalie was MAD. I looked at the feathers and they came off her.
Emmett ran and Rosalie chased after him upstairs and a door shut, loudly.
I think that I will NOT be going upstairs for awhile.
"Lilly how did te do that?"
"Bella, I'm not really sure."
Mark handed me one present, light as a feather, it detto it was from him, and Edward.
Edward?
I open it and saw a note.
'Go into the forest'
I grabbed my crutches and went, to the middle of nowhere...

OMG thanks to j1edwardcullen7, she helped ALOT! Here is the next.
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I rolled my eyes open, the light strict and burning my eye lids. All I saw was a picture of those hooded vampires. I wanted to see it closer... wanted to hold it...

My eyes refused to stay open. I knew that Carlisle had helped me, but something was not right, still... I felt different. I had a pounding headache, like I needed to accomplish something. I reached my hand out. I opened my eyes... I tried to speak to call out, but I had to do something first... like in a...

The Cullens had returned.
I was on my way to Biology II (how ironic) when I fondere, c'era un odore something... different. Like, kind of familiar, but new. Alex used her telepathy to talk to all of us.
What's going on? Alex asked. What's this smell?
Other Vampires, I think,I thought. Let's meet outside, quck chat, get everyone outside to my car.
Why does she always ask me? I thought.
I heard that. Alex thought, well, sort of the mental equivalent of a snort, but I didn't care. I detto to Mr Dixon that I would be back soon, not knowing whether I would.
I struggled to keep a human pace as we walked out to the twins'...

okay this is a lame chapter and i'm so sorry i haven't postato in a while but i promise the successivo chapter is TONS better !!!! just sit tight and comment!

CHAPTER SIX- Getting Ready

I slept for about two hours to recover from the sun, then spent the rest of my night rehearsing my ‘human’ habits. As Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are, we don’t fidget, o move, except for when we’re around humans. We do stuff like, excuse ourselves to go to the bathroom, cough, blink (I know, we are really life-less), bite our nails (gross, but human) o not stare at one place for too long. After a while, I got bored of biting...

Ok Readers so this chapter has to be done in Jacobs POV you’ll see why when te read it. I am doing it like this because the is a secrete that te have to know ok. So yeah this is just a before Bella gets pulled over I don't want to spoil it but just think of when she got pulled. Enjoy.
Geva Taylor Hale



5. Secretes

JACOB BLACK

Jacob, Wait for me! Do not act on your own, I will be the in a minute. Do not take action. Sam told me I didn’t change my stances. I was ready I just need one false sposta then I had them all.

I looked Sam was here. I may be Alpha but I do not care far the treaty the...

Alice kept talking about how she needs to go shopping for me. I didn't really pay attention to her I was getting tired.
"Alice, let her sleep she's tired." I was too tired to put the voice to anyone, but i have never heard that voice.
"Fine, later."
I turned my head slowly to see someone who looks like a doctor. Kinda, he looked più like a model.
But I geuss he gets that alot.
A RN was injecting something into my tube.
One da one they left. Each telling me to sleep
I didn't dream, I usualy never did. I was so happy we finaly found my father, to have a bigger surpirse of me having a half sister.
I...

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CHAPTER FIVE- The Volturi

I had met the Volturi twice in 90 years. That doesn’t happen to most vampires. The first was brutal. I don’t even know how it started but for some peculiar reason, they thought I had harmed one of the Volturi guards, as his disappearance occurred the same time I was turned. Carlisle was out hunting. Let me get one thing straight. The Volturi aren’t just ‘special’ vampires. They are vampire royalty, the guardians of the vampires, if te will. So basically, te don’t piss them off....

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P.S. I got writter's block so it will be awhile for the successivo one to come out. So sorry.

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"Mark!"
"Run!"
He could act immmatue sometimes. On the other hand he was prtecting, loving, and the perfect boyfriend and almost my fiancé.
I chased him around the room, He was jumping over the furniture, I went around it.
I grew tired of chasing him and stopped, knowing eventualy...

"This is the last time you'll ever see me." He kissed my forehead and ran off into the forest. I stumbled forward, trying to comprehend what had just happened. Edward - My love, my life, my everything had left me. He didn't Amore me anymore. I tripped, the klutz that I am, and cut my side on a sharp rock. I cried out in pain, but it was nothing compared to the emotional pain I was feeling inside.
"Hello," A shrill female voice cut through me. "He left you?" Victoria cocked her head to the side.
I detto nothing. Kill me now, I thought. I would welcome death with open arms to get away from this pain....

Chapter 14.
New Arrivals:

I just sat there for a couple of minutes, Leggere that last paragraph over and over I was truly mesmerized da it. I couldn’t really get over how sweet it was no one ever talked to me like this and he’s handwriting also helped.
“When you’ve finished Leggere the letter please write a reply, this is the third last reply we’ll be doing in class” Mrs Anderson announced. The class began groaning. The noise woke me from my dazzled state.
“Well te honestly didn’t think we were only Scrivere to pen pals for the rest of the term did you?” Mrs Anderson asked the...

okay, so chapter two is up! last time i didn't get a single commento so if te think this story is crappy commento and tell me! i'm gonna post one più chapter anyway.. so please comment!!!

CHAPTER TWO- Why I'm like this ..

I was 16 (and in that respect, I guess I still am!) and it was 1917. I wasn’t born into a noble family but my family weren’t slaves. I had a mother & a father. Mother had been trying to set me up with one of the noble boys, Patrik Novala, but she thought I was to ‘immature’ to be with a man like him. But it didn’t bother me as I was infatuated with his younger...

Chapter 12.
Finding it out:

I was in the forest again, but this time I wasn’t walking, I was lying on the ground. Curled up amongst the leaves and the grass. I sat up slowly and looked around. It looked like Forks again. There was a point to being there again, but I couldn’t figure out what it was. I got up, I could see something on a tree. I started walking towards it, keeping my vision straight on the tree. I slipped and fell. It didn’t hurt though because the leaves I fell onto were soft. I began walking towards the albero again. As I got closer I realised the thing stuck to it was a picture....