ciao im just going to writ this one to.(no harm done)
“Wow how long has it been sense they been gone”I asked. Edward started smiling and detto “a month”.
“whats taking so long then I....” I was interrupted da a knock on the door. “Were home!”
“We have good news” I started wondering what other surprises Nessie & Jacob had for me & Edward this time, they were already married .
We got up and dressed. “momma,please don't get mad but..... I'm pregnant.” “Edward hold me.” Nessie walked to me and asked “why did te ask tell daddy to hold te ?”Then I grabbed Jacob da the ear with all my strength and Nessie da the wrist. “EDWARD COME NOW!” I went pass 3 octaves.
Nessie & Jacob was screaming in pain. We went in nessies room. “Was y'all hoping for this?” I asked as calmly as possible. “yes”Nessie said. “What the hell are te thinking!” “Who's idea was this?” “It was mine momma” Nessie said. I looked at Edward and he looked at Jacob. “Edward hold Nessie.” I pushed my shield out so Edward could see what I was about to do. He did so and told Jacob to come here. With all my might I punched Jacob. I heard Nessie crying. I knocked Jacob in unconsciousness.
“momma why?”Nessie asked. “You got pregnant on your honeymoon.” “I wasn't hoping so Nessie so Nessie....get out......GET OUT GETOUT GET OUT GET OUT!” I grabbed Jacob & kicked him out literally. I grabbed Edward in the successivo secondo and went to our room and locked the door.
10. Tell him he looks like a creepy stalker rapist.
9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the cuore with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
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9. Inform him, as politely as possible, that he has grizzly in his teeth.
8. Ask who wears the pants in his relationship.
7. Try to stab him through the cuore with a stake.
6. Tell him brawn is out, scrawn is in.
5. Inquires as to how he feels to be the least-liked Cullen male.
4. When he is around, wonder aloud what Rosalie calls him in bed.
3. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with that Jeep.
2. Ask if he is overcompensating for something with those muscles..
And the Number One way to annoy Emmett Cullen?
1. When he denies the above two claims, respond with “That’s not what Rosalie saaaaaid!”
Source: link
10. Ask about Mike.
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that te and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her te are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
9. Ask about Eric.
8. Ask about Jacob.
7. Ask about Edward.
6. After asking about all these boys, inquire as to how much she is paying them, and where in the White Pages she looked for fake fan-boys.
5. When she complains about not being a vampire, throw glitter on her and claim she sparkles just like a vampire in the sun.
4. Ask if the thought of Edward biting her makes her… happy.
3. Say that since Edward is technically dead, she is into necrophilia. Tell her that is sick and wrong, and she should stop with her weird fetishes.
2. Tell her we all know about the real reason she married Edward – the honeymoon.
And the Number One way to annoy Bella Swan?
1. Tell her that te and Jacob imprinted on each other, and are getting married. Tell her te are pregnant, and will be with him forever. Videotape the reaction.
Source: link
hello fanfiction writers
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of te guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate te all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start Leggere them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D lol and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what te write :D*****
I feeling really bored right now, so i guess i thought about all of te guys/girls :D
I want to congratulate te all for making such awesome and great fanfiction. So it must be said, so everyone can read about you're fanfiction :-)
I read most of the fanfiction (allot actually) myself and i just adore them i sometimes print them out and start Leggere them like a book, it's really amazing that people are still so broad-minded :o)
*****To all fanfiction writers out there continue the great job and don't ever stop :D lol and to the people who want to start a fanfiction on there own, good luck and enjoy what te write :D*****
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i hope yOu like it!!!
i didn't know how my life will be has vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from then is torturing my self.
i felt like i'm trapped without a exit
the only thing thatr keep me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, nOw that they are not in mOre danger i feel più in peace.
But what will i shOuld tell charlie when the time to sposta arrive?
zappa he react to this, i think that he already know what we really are, but he is too scared to detto it o just think about it.
But what i really know right now is that we are sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza and will start our Happy Ever After.
I think!!!!
i hope yOu like it!!!
i didn't know how my life will be has vampire, how things should work with Charlie and Mom, keeping my self away from then is torturing my self.
i felt like i'm trapped without a exit
the only thing thatr keep me strong is my family
Edward and Rennesme, nOw that they are not in mOre danger i feel più in peace.
But what will i shOuld tell charlie when the time to sposta arrive?
zappa he react to this, i think that he already know what we really are, but he is too scared to detto it o just think about it.
But what i really know right now is that we are sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza and will start our Happy Ever After.
I think!!!!
im going to put an introduction to this one up today. it has to do with twilight and a band called Paramore(my two fav things-paramore and twilight)most of my Friends like my Scrivere but when i do post i would like some criticizing commenti for me to improve with.
Thanks
<3 Danie