ciao im just going to writ this one to.(no harm done)
“Wow how long has it been sense they been gone”I asked. Edward started smiling and detto “a month”.
“whats taking so long then I....” I was interrupted da a knock on the door. “Were home!”
“We have good news” I started wondering what other surprises Nessie & Jacob had for me & Edward this time, they were already married .
We got up and dressed. “momma,please don't get mad but..... I'm pregnant.” “Edward hold me.” Nessie walked to me and asked “why did te ask tell daddy to hold te ?”Then I grabbed Jacob da the ear with all my strength and Nessie da the wrist. “EDWARD COME NOW!” I went pass 3 octaves.
Nessie & Jacob was screaming in pain. We went in nessies room. “Was y'all hoping for this?” I asked as calmly as possible. “yes”Nessie said. “What the hell are te thinking!” “Who's idea was this?” “It was mine momma” Nessie said. I looked at Edward and he looked at Jacob. “Edward hold Nessie.” I pushed my shield out so Edward could see what I was about to do. He did so and told Jacob to come here. With all my might I punched Jacob. I heard Nessie crying. I knocked Jacob in unconsciousness.
“momma why?”Nessie asked. “You got pregnant on your honeymoon.” “I wasn't hoping so Nessie so Nessie....get out......GET OUT GETOUT GET OUT GET OUT!” I grabbed Jacob & kicked him out literally. I grabbed Edward in the successivo secondo and went to our room and locked the door.
Have te gotten used to the Twilight fans?
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if te ever get used to them. They're not weird. I Amore them. I Amore each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fan that te can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - te know, night shoots - because Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. te know, the secondo time around it's a little easier. te feel like te have like a little bit più money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, te know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
Peter Facinelli: "I don't know if te ever get used to them. They're not weird. I Amore them. I Amore each and every one of them. No, they're great. They're the best fan that te can have. They're so loyal. We've had people camping out all night long on the sets."
For this one, too?
Peter Facinelli: "Yeah, oh yeah. People are like literally in sleeping bags. We shot all night - te know, night shoots - because Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. like to shoot at night. And then we'd come out at 5 in the morning and they'd be in sleeping bags."
And having Chris [Weitz] as the director this time?
Peter Facinelli: "Fantastic. te know, the secondo time around it's a little easier. te feel like te have like a little bit più money it feels like. The atmosphere is calmer. I think it's going to be good. It's kind of nice having different perspectives, te know, film to film. They just announced the third director too."
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” da the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” da the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie detto Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” da The Police. When she asks why the hell te did it, say that she reminds te of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie detto Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” da The Police. When she asks why the hell te did it, say that she reminds te of Roxanne.