10: Tell her that Edward and Bella are going to get married in Vegas.
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks te why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks te where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
9: Tell her Aro is coming back for Bella. When she asks te why she didn’t see this coming, laugh at her. Run away before she can react.
8: Lock Jasper in a closet for two months. Throw mutt boy in with him so Alice can’t figure out what happened to him. When she asks te where he is tell her he is on his honeymoon with Jane. Refuse to tell her where they went.
7: Give all her clothes to charity.
6: Encourage Jacob Black to follow her around. Constantly.
5: Ask her to go shopping with you. Don’t buy anything.
4: Ask her “what’s Jacob doing right now?”.
3: Trip her up and ask if she saw it coming
2: Ask her what te will be doing in five minuti every ten minutes.
1: Take her credit cards and shopping vouchers, hold them above your head and tell her to “jump for it”.
te may be able to get your hands on some New Moon schwag with your whopper, as a tipster at TwiFans notes–
"Now my cousin went to BURGER KING today and found out that successivo WEEK they will have NEW MOON TOYS and CROWNS!!!!! Just wanted to tell te all. SO SPREAD THE WORD!! I hope te all can get yours too. I know i will be getting them too!"
The humans in New Moon will be eating Burger King for lunch one dayy (i added this)
I can defintely believe this rumor since they gave out New Moon themed Burger King crowns at Comic-Con recently.