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più random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy.... x ;)

posted by AliceRoxx

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Heyy guys, so I've got più awesome quotes/ funny things that are associated with the Twilight Saga libri o movies!

* Can I just say before te read them, these are for the purpose of everyone, they aren't my opinion so please don't shout at me :(

Here goes...

Some people say 'You're obsessed with Twilight!' like it's a bad thing!

Whoever says they don't have an imaginary vampire/werewolf boyfriend obviously hasn't read Twilight!

I’m just wondering... If choosing between Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. and licantropi is like choosing between sparkles and fleas... Can te have sparkly fleas?

Team Emmett... because every girl needs a teddy orso ;)

Team Jacob... because we’d all Amore a spazio heater ;)

Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)

98% of teenage girls would die if Stephenie Meyer detto that breathing wasn’t cool.

The world is made up of two types of people... Twilighters and Non-Twilighters. I think te know which are the most widely spread ;)

I have been and bought a Volvo, Porshe, Mercedes and a Ferrari just to see if they came with a Cullen ;)

Boys in libri are just better!

Isn’t scared of thunder anymore... I know it’s just Edward playing baseball!

Is going to get the Lupi to help me steal Jasper... That way Alice won’t see ;)

You’re pale white and ice cold. I know what te are. Say it. Out loud. Ice cream!

Because of Twilight I know that when a hot boy ignores me it’s only because he’s being polite and resisting my blood ;)

te think you’re life sucks? Well I’m in Amore with a 110 anno old, non-existent vampire!

I want to know Team Edward o Team Jacob... o Team Gimme Both?

sposta over Harry Potter, the Cullens are here! No I’m serious. Move, I can’t see Edward sparkling!

Pillows fear Edward Cullen ;)

Is looking in holiday brochures for 2010... first stop Forks ;)

Team Jasper... Every girl needs a chill pill.

I’ve just been bitten da _____, BRB in 3 days when I’m a beautiful, indestructible, sparkly vampire.

I would be happy to keep Jacob occupied until Renesmee gets older...

I need Cedric Diggory’s magical skills to get Edward Cullen out of the book and into my room...

Jasper Hale... Screwing with your emotions since 1863

Edward Cullen... Bringing sexyback since 1901

I’m heading off to letto early... Edward might come and watch me sleep...

Pfft... Who wants a knight in shining armour? I bet they’re armour doesn’t SPARKLE.....

I’m so addicted to the Twilight Saga that I can’t even listen to a song without thinking which part the lyrics fit in with ;)

I’ve found that generally it’s only people who HAVEN’T seen Twilight who reckon they hate it...

Is searching on Ebay for a perfect man... Why isn’t Edward/Jacob/Jasper/Emmett on sale?

New Moon was unconditionally and irrevocably smazing!

Things not to say to a Twilight fan: Twilight’s the one with the wizard’s right?

I’m on Team Edward in the libri but can’t help being on Team Jacob for the Film ;)

Your flirting skills are terrible. Read Twilight, learn from Edward Cullen and THEN te can ask me out!

Twilight haters should be shot... Survivors will be fed to the Volturi for lunch ;)

When te taste the Twilight Saga a kind of frenzy begins and it’s almost impossible to stop reading! Not many of us have the restraint to do that!

I’ve been kidnapped! I’d prefer no help, it’s Edward ;)

I’ve tried kidnapping Edward... but Alice is always there. She won’t know if I kidnap Jacob though....

If Jacob tried to baciare me I wouldn’t punch, punzone him in the face.

Hmm... I seem to have a *cough* *cough*, time to go to the Doctor’s! On secondo thoughts, I’m that ill, Dr Cullen might have to come here...

If Jake imprints on te then he’ll outlive you. Which is why te get Edward to fall in Amore with te and bite you, then run off to Jacob to live with him forever.

I just don’t understand the whole dibattito about who’s hotter, Edward o Jacob. It’s time to face the facts, Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are cold and licantropi are hot. Even Stephenie Meyer detto it herself ;)

Hope te enjoyed them ;) They'll be più to come I assure you!

If te haven't read the first ones I postato then go onto my articoli and there's one called 'Random Twilight Sayings I Thought You'd Enjoy!'

Please rate and commento if te liked ;)

Thank te so much guys, your all so awesome! :D

xxx AliceRoxx xxx

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brooki LOL! I loved those! They were hilarious!

twilight_james LOLZ!! LOVE THEM AGAIN!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you everyone - I'll try to keep more coming! How bout a fortnightly issue eh? Watch this space ;)

BumBaCicA LOVE it.. all of them xD

tayandkris4evr Those were great!!! Hilarious!!! My fav was; If Jacob tried to kiss me, I wouldn't punch him in the face. hehe those were awesome!ty for posting

AliceRoxx Aww thank you guys! I know I love reading them just as much as you do! Lol yeps tayandkris4evr, that one WAS ny opinion! Lol x Thank you BumBaCicA! I'll keep posting more if I can find/think of them! ;) You guys are all the best x Ly all x

KathyHalliwell "Team Alice... because she can predict the shuffle on her Ipod! ;)" OMG, that was so random. LOOOL I wish I could do that

AliceRoxx Same! Lol I was sat there thinking... hmm... what could Alice do with her powers then... whilst listeniing to my ipod and it totally gave me the idea! x :D

Renesmee_XD Where do you get these they are soooo funny I couldnt stop laughing for a whole day after these ones ROFL

AliceRoxx Haha thank you so much! Wow it's nice to know I made someone laugh! Well I make a lot of them up, or search t-shirts or even just on forums and stuff! I just collect loads and select my fave ones to post on here! x

Hellohoudini Another 5 star rating in my book!

AliceRoxx Aww thank you, it means so much:) x

krolitika_009 pillows fear Edward Cullen ;) this was from Breaking dawn right? hahah !! LOL it was so good . :D Their honeymoon.

WildCherryWolf BWAHAHAHAHAHA lol I love it, Me thinks I need a Jacob space heater.... Ooh and an Edward in the summer..... hmm wonder if they sell those on eBay? STILL 100% TEAM JASPER!!!!!!!!!

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