1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores te o is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in Amore with te — and te are the point of his existence.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells te to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Amore of your life. te should stay with him since he will keep te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling te he will never see te again), it is because he loves te so much he will suffer just to keep te safe.
6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your Friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as te keep your grades up.
7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even più romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.
8. Boys who leave te always come back.
9. Because they come back, te should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
10. Even though te have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, te should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy te something.
11. te should use detto male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical o technical.
12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while te run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what te must do.
13. Car theft in the service of Amore is acceptable.
14. If the boy te are in Amore with causes te (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten te end up in the hospital, te should tell the doctors and your family that te “fell down the steps” because te are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
15. Men can be changed for the better if te sacrifice everything te are and devote yourself to their need for change.
16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills o emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.
17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.
18. When Scrivere a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal fonte material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.
19. When making o watching a major feature film, te should gleefully embrace the 20 minuti of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter.
20. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.
2. Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells te to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the Amore of your life. te should stay with him since he will keep te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling te he will never see te again), it is because he loves te so much he will suffer just to keep te safe.
6. When a boy leaves you, going into shock, losing all your Friends and enduring night terrors are completely acceptable occurrences — as long as te keep your grades up.
7. It is extremely romantic to put yourself in dangerous situations in order to see your ex-boyfriend again. It’s even più romantic to remember the sound of his voice when he yelled at you.
8. Boys who leave te always come back.
9. Because they come back, te should hold out, waiting for them for months, even when completely acceptable and less-abusive alternative males present themselves.
10. Even though te have no intention of dating an alternative male who expresses interest in you, it is fine to string the young man along for months. Also, te should use him to fix things for you. Maybe he’ll even buy te something.
11. te should use detto male to fix things because girls are incapable of anything mechanical o technical.
12. Lying to your parents is fine. Lying to your parents while te run away to save your suicidal boyfriend is an extremely good idea that shows your strength and maturity. Also, it is what te must do.
13. Car theft in the service of Amore is acceptable.
14. If the boy te are in Amore with causes te (even indirectly) to be so badly beaten te end up in the hospital, te should tell the doctors and your family that te “fell down the steps” because te are such a silly, clumsy girl. That false explanation always works well for abused women.
15. Men can be changed for the better if te sacrifice everything te are and devote yourself to their need for change.
16. Young women should make no effort to improve their social skills o emotional state. Instead, they should seek out potential mates that share their morose deficiencies and emotional illnesses.
17. Girls shouldn’t always read a book series just because everyone else has.
18. When Scrivere a book series, it’s acceptable to lift seminal fonte material and bastardize it with tired, overwrought teenage angst.
19. When making o watching a major feature film, te should gleefully embrace the 20 minuti of plot it provides in between extended segments of vacant-eyed silence and self-indulgent, moaning banter.
20. Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. — once among the great villains of literature and motion pictures — are no longer scary. In fact, they’re every bit as whiny, self-absorbed and impotent as any human being.
When I first started watching twilight, I thought it was brill! I still do! im watching it right now1 Im such a dedicate dfan I mean Im drinking tè with my twilight mug and im watching twilight Eclipse I also have twilight in forks! And I even have a twilight notebook with loads of facts about Twilight, I think robert pattison (edward) is so cute Im always on TEAM EDWARD! If te dont Amore twilight then te dont know how to live! I cant wait till breaking dawn comes out! I Amore Twilight!!!!!!! xxx
Ok ciao everyone. i just wanted to tell te that i was really sad and mad in Breaking Dawn. Ok for those of te who havent read the book and te don't want spoilers because there will be a lot in here, then don't read this. Ok so when the volturi came i was pissed because i started to really like Renesmee. Well the volturi came to kill renesmee. ok so i got really pissed off and stuff. i was sad to see irina die but that cagna deserved it. and i was mad when, and this is from eclipse, just to let te know. i was mad but happy too, when Bella kissed Jacob. Cuz i was hoping Edward would break up with her (which he didn't). Well im sorry but i will finish o well, i should say make another part to this later.