Twilight la saga Article: In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

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In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

posted by Jakesgirl94

Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if te are Leggere this and te have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then te should go and read it.This will not make sense if te have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).

Ok so , first of all this articolo made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death da twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever te are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 anno old parents sofa watching spongebob that te should really get a life.
If all that te can do is hate on people that te are jealous of than te should really find somone più worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual articolo itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when te say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So te are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight fan have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would te expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.

And te say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever te learned in school doesn't really matter!Since te are a Harry potter fan, do te care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if te think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do te have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if te don't than te are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my articolo I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to attraversare, croce over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!

abbyhutch35, DramaGeek and 4 others like this

eclipse64 This is a bit....harsh. I normally don't respond to articles like this, because I know that I'll get attacked by fans, but come on people. We all have different opinions. You don't need to attack someone just because they think the book isn't good. Please don't attack me for this comment, but just let people have their opinions. You can disagree politely. You also shouldn't make unfounded accusations about this person. Its sort of rude. Please don't attack me for this comment!!!

isabell118 I agree with what eclipse64 says,this article is a bit harsh.But still how can you be polite to a person that says ALLLLL that!?!Whoever wrote that article needs to brace herself for the angry Twilighter mob that SHE unleashed on HERSELF!!!!!! >:D

twilightaddict I am soooo glad you wrote this. I feel the exact same way. I don't think its harsh. She was the one that wrote the article in the first place. She knew that when she wrote it all of us Twilighters would be hating on her. If people really don't like the books then guess what....DON'T READ IT! I hate Harry Potter, so guess what I'm not going to read them. And I'm not going to ruin everybody's fun that likes Harry Potter by writing long articles about how much it sucks and how much I hate it. I don't think you were being harsh at all. I agree with isabell118 and that this person needs to prepare for the angry Twilighter mob. :) It feels good to get it all out of my system...hahaha. :)

Jakesgirl94 I guess that you are right , it is a bit harsh , but I guess I just read the article and was pretty pissed .When I look over it now I could have been nicer ,sorry if i offended anyone:(

tigerlover656 i totally agree witht he baby thing because i wrote an article on that and everybod telling me that its not possible and i keep trying to tell them that its fictional! anything can happen! and i was right! but i hate the sex. you guys must be like, desparate or something.no offense. i mean thats kind of creepy. not kind of but a lot! sorry if i offended anyone

fictionalornot Whether or not it's fiction doesn't matter. What makes fictional stories so great is that there are explanations on things that make sense and make you able to believe the story is real. Just like Batman. Does Batman exist? I don't think so. But is it logically possible? Yes, it is.

SuicidalSmoke You appall me with this article. It doesn't matter if she wrote an article you didn't agree with. You are tarnishing the names of fans everywhere with this. I hate to think of the poor, sane, respectful fans who have to deal with dimwitted twelve-year-olds like yourself that think it's funny to call anyone with an actual, sane, full supported opinion that is opposite your own a lesbian, or a 75-year-old couch dweller. Have you ever wondered why everyone else on the internet thinks Twilight fans are morons? You're a prime example Someone comes out with a few reasons why they don't agree and you go off the deep end (complete with lack of spelling and punctuation, might I add). I hope you Twilight fans realize just how small and immature some of you are. When a bad review comes out about Harry Potter, or Eragon or a Nora Roberts book, you don't see the fans say "Oh, well she deserves to be mobbed" or "Oh, let's send her death threats" or "We're gonna get you!!!!1" Most people have more sense than that. Most people have tolerance for other's opinions. It's a shame that some of you Twilight fans don't. (Also, it doesn't matter if the book is fictional, it still has to make sense. Harry Potter is fictional. Does that mean JK Rowling writes giant flying pink hippos in whenever she wants? No. It wouldn't make sense. If Harry whipped out a laptop and Googled something, it wouldn't make sense, since wizards don't use Muggle equipment. Stephenie Meyer said that vampires couldn't have children. Essentially, since vampires are dead, Edward's sperm should've decayed, leaving him with nothing left. But it didn't. Now that doesn't make sense, does it?) But really, please come visit [url=http://www.twilightsucks.com]us[/url]. I assure you...we don't bite.

abbyhutch35 I agree with what you said!

vampiressparkle I am 100% on with SuicidalSmoke. Now let me make it very clear that I love Twilight. Any of you who have seen me around the various Twilight spots on the site know just how much I love Twilight. But I am honestly ashamed to call myself a Twilighter right now. Firstly, the world does not revolve around the book. It's just a book. And secondly Miss Rice had an opinion and she shared it with the world. Was the way she stated her opinion a little rude and perhaps a bit extreme? Yeah. Do I agree with her? No. But its her opinion. I'm not going to go and throw a hissy fit every time someone doesn't agree with me. Twilight fans have a reputation of being the brattiest and most irrational and immature fandom out there. And more and more people are proving it right.

abbyhutch35 Guys, the person who wrote the origianal article didn't hold back on anything they felt about Twilight, so why should JakesGirl94 hold back? I don't think any of us should criticize something that someone obviously spent alot of time on.

raucousbeccy So basically you cannot defend the books without resorting to name calling? All people who don't like Twilight must be lesbian feminists, is that what you are trying to say? How ridiculously pathetic, not to mention bordering on homophobic. But hey, you are clearly a SRS BSNS fan, who has blind faith in what ever is spouting in the series and Edward could probably rape and murder Bella but you would still love him, cos, OMG! HE SPARKLES! <3 <3 You mention it is a fictional book, yes it is, of course it is. But when writing books about supernatural creatures or fantasy you have to at least try to adhere to canon or at the very least, know your stuff. Stephanie admitted in an interview she has never read any vamp books, indeed, she hasn't even read anything in the horror / supernatural genre. Which is why she makes herself look like an idiot quite frankly. She said Edward could father children because she read a myth about an incubus and refers to the Denali clan in Midnight Sun as succubus. GUESS WHAT? They are demons, not vampires! Two totally different types of supernatural being. A good writer should at least do proper research. Twihards like yourself are giving every normal fan a bad name. Rabid comes to mind. The world is not going to end because someone doesn't like Twilight. When you grow up you will come to realise that the love Edward and Bella share is pretty obsessive and not healthy. Much like the way Twilight fans obsess over Edward and the books. Hell, even Robert Pattinson figured that out about Edward and he is playing him. I have been involved in some crazy fandoms in my time but believe me, I hadn't seen anything till Twilight exploded. For the record, I have read all the books. I quite enjoy them, but in a so-bad-they're-good kind of way. Stephanie Meyer, in the grand scheme of writers, is pretty bad. Although, if your spelling and punctuation is anything to go by, it is clear why you might have not figured that out.

Purple_Iris If you are going to "spoil (their) fun," you could at least use the Spelling and Grammar checker first.

TwilitEyes ok, at first, i have to admit that i agreed with you and i hated it. but now i've come to realize that your being kind of harsh. i mean, people are out there right now talking about how twilight is just for a bunch of fan girls that are wanna be vampires that are too emotional and pms'ing, and that they're taking over places like hot topic because of twilight. so i think that you shouldn't yell at whoever wrote the original article because it was their opinion and they can hate us if they want to.

alice_cullen_12 Can we all just calm down! (Please don't bite my head off for saying that!) I Agree with the article, I think, but I couldn't find "Twilight Sucks, and not in a good way." I still love Twilight more than anything else in the world! Also, all the Twilight haters are not lesbian feminists! So thanks for saying that about my BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!! Really, you say it's not good to write a hate article, but you just did! (And what's wrong with lesbian feminists, anyway?) I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alice_cullen_12 Hey! I told my friends that they're lesbian feminists to you, and their ready to KILL you! And their parents have chainsaws, if you know what I mean.............

vijiis Well, flame me for saying it, but the other article was absolutely right. Stop acting so immature if you disagree, and respond like an intelligent human being.

alice_cullen_12 I DID respond like an intelligent human being. Do you have a reason why the other article was right, vijiis? My mother always says: You have to have a reason to if you say your opinion. So you're being immature if you say that Twilight sucks without a reason. By the Way, are you calling me un-intelligent?

alice_cullen_12 Are you going to answer me, or run away from the comments you don't agree with? You'll never go very far if you can't take construstive critism. So respond, or be hypocritical.

teamedward2009 CAN SOMEBODY LEAD ME TO THE ORIGINAL ARTICAL PLEASE?!?!?!?!

alice_cullen_12 teamedward2009, search for "Twilight Sucks and Not in a Good Way" and then look at links. There's only one link. (a link that sucks!)

arachnamist well, to be perfectly honestly with all of you; i find all of you extremely hypocritical. you say that "everyone is entitled to their own opinion" and yet, you go on to say on how twilight is awesome and that everyone should like it.

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Twist Of Fate: fan PLEASE READ!

posted by twilightGGlost

THIS IS NOT PART 5!!!! Just wanted to tell te guys whats going on with TOF…I have exams this week so the successivo few parts will be few and far between but I will try to write soon..the successivo part will be out tomorrow afternoon so don’t worry…I wanna thank my biggest fan just_bella…and special thanx to _madz_ and mcclare34 and patrisha727

I wanna thank EVERYONE who commented:

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Ur commenti REALLLLY help..the positivity and saying ur fave part...

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Letter's From Edward Chapter 2

posted by team_robward

Chapter Two:
First Writings

“Okay, everyone’s chosen a pen pal, te have the successivo two session’s to write about yourself, and with any luck you’ll have a reply da Friday” Mrs. Anderson announced.

Immediately, everyone started writing, quickly. I took another deep breath, and began.

Dear Edward Cullen, Hmm Edward, that’s a weird old fashioned name, but I guess, these days if te can call a child Apple, than Edward is plain, normal.

My name is Bella Swan.

I'm 17 years old and my birthday is September 13. I live in Phoenix, with my mother Renee and her boyfriend Phil. He doesn’t need to...

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New New Moon, Edward's POV, 2

posted by renesmeblack

I ran as fast as I could towards Bella's scream. Alice was left behind. I ran faster and faster until I was a couple of yards away from HER.
"Hold it, EDWARD," sneered Victoria. Her teeth were glistening as she opened her mouth and put it dangerously close to Bella's throat. Bella was in pure terror. She was breathing reggedly, her cuore was trying to break free, and I saw tears flowing down.
"Bella, don't move," I said. Victoria put her mouth closer.
"I wouldn't talk, pretty boy. It'll kill her faster, and that would be less fun."
Bella struggled. Then she cringed as Victoria tightened her grip...

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Sunrise Part 37

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Renesmee-

Carlisle was running tests on me. I had apparently "going to go through pregnancy at an accelerated speed, twice as quickly as the normal human scenario, and I must have gotten pregnant at some point on Isle Renesmee."

* * *

I wasn't sure how to feel about this. At the moment it had fully dawned on me that I was pregnant, my hand had drifted to my stomach, and I hadn't felt any different, but I'd felt as if I just had più reason to live.

It all made a lot più sense to me. Why I'd slept to much. Why I'd felt I was missing something on the plane. Why I'd gotten sick over seeing animal...

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Esme the Vampire momma

posted by AdaLove

Esme was born sometime in 1895. Little is known about her very early life, but that she lived near the outskirts of Columbus, Ohio. She met Dr. Carlisle Cullen for the first time when she was 16 and had just broken her leg climbing a tree. He soon moved out of town, but Esme never forgot the experience. While she initially wanted to sposta West to become a school teacher, she was pressured da her parents to remain and marry. At the age of 22, she married Charles Evenson, hoping to please her parents and willing to attempt to be happy, but soon realized her husband was an abusive man. Charles...

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Twist Of Fate part 3

posted by twilightGGlost

Ok this the part u’ve all been waiting for! No explanation need! Thanks everyone for the support and positive feedback! RATE AND COMMENT!! And spread the word!

END OF PART 1
As I was heading to the secondo flight of stairs I noticed a sheet over something on the wall. I pulled it off carefully and saw Carlisle’s cross. I became numb and quickly shuffled to the stairs. This was a huge mistake. I should never have come. I would never be able to return from this blackness but I was too far now and couldn’t stop. I tripped up the stairs and then crossed the short hallway in 3 unbalanced strides...

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Twist Of Fate Part 2

posted by twilightGGlost

Heyy all! I’m so glad u all like Twist of Fate! It is sooo much to write! Thank u for all ur comments! I really appreciate them! Now before u all *freak* out I’m going to reveal what is in the camicia in part 3 which I will try to post today! I was planning on Scrivere this way so I hope u like it! Special shout out to just_bella for her support!...when u commento say what ur fave part is and ur fave part in TOF part 1. Ok this is not Bella but u'll be able to figure it out…if I tell u the POV it will give it away…but the first line will give it away ok now I’m rambling lmao ok now I’m...

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Inprinting on vsmpire..part 1

posted by elinochka

ciao people!
So i decided to write a fan fiction dedicated to Jacob/Rosalie..Both are my preferito characters..Also i think they will be hilarious and hot together..
Enjoy :)

Main Characters:Jacob Black,Rosalie Hale,Bella Swan,Edward Culled,Alice Cullen,Jasper Hale and lots more..
Plot:
Rosalie and Bella are best friends..(both are vampires)
Bella is dating Edward,who is human.Rosalie dont like him.Jacob is Edward's best friend and he is warewolf..Jacob and Rosalie cant stand each other,because of vampire/warewolf cold war..You probably will want to know how Bella and Rosalie became a vampires..Well...

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Sunrise Part 36

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Renesmee-

Jacob and I spent the rest of the giorno with my family. Alice played 'Barbie' on me, until my mom rescued me from torture da volunteering herself.

Alice squealed so hard it hurt my ears.

She said, "Oh my god! I knew you'd see the light someday!" before dragging my long-suffering mom off to the endless chamber that is known primarily as Alice's closet.

This was probably paining me less than it would her, still; I was grateful for an escape.

I flopped down on the divano beside Jacob.

At this point, I guess it's worth mentioning that I was still wearing a poofy ice-blue satin dress. So,...

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Sunrise Part 31

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Emmett-

I had no idea what was going on. Like normal. One second, Rose and I were cuddling on the sofa, then she suddenly jumped up, screamed, "Get her!" and started chasing Bella. I made Ed tell me what it was all about, and I almost took the house down.

Bella shopping? Those were two words that did not occur in the same sentence naturally.

* * *

I went off to go torment Jake. Wrestling him was fun, but the person who won was never celebrating for long when Renesmee found out.

Edward glared at me, and I hastily thought, 'Jeez, Ed, relax,' then, 'Arm wrestling?' I thought.

Edward sighed and...

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Bella's Prom Dress

posted by Isabellaashley

BELLA'S PROM DRESS

Knowing all eyes would be on Bella's prom look, Chuck had to choose carefully. The bolero was a vintage piece that she cut, restyled, and re-sequined. The dress was a little più serendipitous: ''It was miracle find!'' exclaims Chuck, who picked up the Max and Cleo silk dress at discount store Ross — and for $20. (Fun fact: Chuck also purchased the only other one left in the store so she could use the extra material to create one long dress. But, in the end, she left the dress as-is, using the secondo for a foto double.) ''I always say I channel clothes, I don't necessarily design them — it's divine sometimes the way it happens!''

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EDWARDS POV- On the plane to Italy, New Moon. Part 2

posted by TwilightHearts

I plugged in my headphones, hoping it would help to pass the successivo ten to fifteen minuti of the flight, and listened to the lullaby i had composed for my sweetheart. My cuore was already broken - might as well break it some more.
I hummed the tune of Bella's lullaby, and felt eyes passangers on my face, as my lips trembled and my eyelids twitched to a close. I imagined Bella and I dancing at the prom last year. I managed a bare smile as i noticed Bellas feet lifted from the floor. But the smile faded as she collapsed to the ground and her heartbeat came to a halt, That was NOT supposed to happen....

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Renesmee Cullen/Black's Opinion

posted by renesmeblack

Okay, te know that extensive trip my dad told me about? Well, I found out from Alice that it wasn't France at all! It's this area called Isle Esme. Whatever that means. Jasper had to come over last night to calm Jacob down enough to sleep. Talk about embarrassing! I called renesmeblack to come over tomorrow, because she was on an Australia expidition o something. She's coming back home tonight. Here's what she'l probably talk about:

1. The totally hot surfers she saw
2. The Cibo she tried there
3. The totally hot lifeguard that saved her when she "drowned"
4. The service at the hotels
5. The totally hot boy that stayed in the suite across from her
6. My Uncle Emmett (He and Rosalie are there for a "honeymoon.")
7.The totally hot surfers she saw the successivo day
8. The toilets flush backwards.
9. Blabbity Blab Blah... Did I mention the surfers?!!!

Okay, the phone's ringing and I bet that's her. Later!

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Sunrise Part 16

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Rosalie-

I was NOT thrilled when Carlisle announced that we were going on a "camping" trip. Ew. I prefer to eat on hunting trips, then IMMEDIATELY return home. It meant that we had to "rough it" for potentially three days. Emphasis on the "EW".

I didn't really have problem with camping, just the lack of running water, civilisation, my walk-in closet, laptop, and various other technology.

Therefore, I HATE CAMPING.

Edward, who was a few strides ahead of me, began laughing, and, clearing my head of thoughts, I sped up to him, and knocked him flat before he knew what I was doing.

It wasn't every...

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The fantasy doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 3

posted by patrisha727

Bella's POV

During our cerca Edward and I are getting very worried. There aren't any tracks o blood in our usual hunting area. Both of us are not hungry since we went hunting a few hours ago. So we decided to pick up Renesmee at the border line at La Push and come back to our cottage. I'm also starting to miss Jacob. It's been awhile since we talked to each other.

I told Edward to stay at our cottage and I will go to La Push myself. I went about 120 mph getting to La Push using my Ferrari. I guess I am use to Edward's crazy driving. Once I slamed the door and saw the red house, I see Jacob...

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The twlight Zone: part 23

posted by Edward_lover101

Jacob and Reneseme: reunited

I was a train reck. My daughter was missing, I still had to plan my wedding. All of a sudden the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Listen to me. If te want to see your daughter alive te will follow these instrotions. Do te under stand?"
"Yes, tell me what I need to do and I'll do it."
" 1: te must go to 1234 Lake blv. In Mishicn.
2: Only te and Edward may be at these location.
3: If te bring anyone but Edward. te will not see Reneseme alive." How did he know my daughters name?
"Do te understand?"
"Yes."
"I'll see te in a few days, o te will never see your daughter again." The line went dead. I made...

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Alice's New Moon Chapter 21

posted by just_bella

I know I detto the call would be in the last one but I couldn't make it fit...so it's in this one instead!! Thanks everyone!! Please commento :)

End Of Chapter 20

I finally focused on her eyes, the fear mostrare everywhere on my face. "Edward," was all I could get out.

I watched as Bella's face tried to figure out what was going on. She took a few gasping breaths before she started to fall, Jacob swearing loudly as he tried to catch her.

He growled quietly at me and started screaming. "What the hell! What did te do to her? Bella!!" He detto as he ran her over to the couch.

"Bella? Bella, snap out...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 23

posted by sasie_katje88

it's a long story, I couldn't diviso, spalato this up in 2 :D so enjoy

Bella's pov

I saw Aro sitting in the divano with Caius, Demetri and Felix successivo to him. Where are Jane and Alec I wondered. Suddenly I heard Mason screaming. I looked up and saw Jane and Alec holding Mason tight.
I felt Edward squeezing my hand very tight but didn’t let go. I realised my breathing was increased. I had a hard time controlling myself.
I squeezed his hand very hard and he looked at me. I moved my lips
“What are te done” I detto without giving a tone.
“Trust me” he detto back in a whisper
“I do trust you, but do you...

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Emmett Story Part 24

posted by just_bella

Just wanted to say thank te to everyone who reads these. The commenti are so much fun to read!!

End of Part 23

"I heard everyone talking about leaving, and I was wondering do te think I could go see my family before we left..if we have to leave?" I asked.

"Emmett, this is the hardest part of being one of us. I'm sorry, te can't go back. Not now...not ever. Unfortunately your family thinks te are dead." He detto quietly.

"They..They think I'm dead?" I whispered.

"Yes, Edward went to them and told them that your body was in town. That te were mauled da a orso and the body had been brought...

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The story never ends, it’s a happily ever after - Part 7

posted by sasie_katje88

Last one for today, because i'm going to letto it was a very exhausted day/week :-) Enjoy and i'll be back tomorrow :D

Bella's pov

It felt so long. I was just laying here, hearing different things. Till I heard something familiar, it was Edward’s voice.
“Bella, my love, I know te can hear me, please don’t leave me, please keep fighting for me, for Mason, for Renesmee and for everyone else. Please, te need to wake up.” I could hear his pain, his snobs.
I kind of panicked but still Edward’s voice worked soothing. I wanted to open my eyes but I still couldn’t, was I afraid to open my eyes,...