10 Ways to Annoy Charlie cigno
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob o Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with rosa pizzo and fiori the call the station requesting to speak with Chief cigno Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys da Inner cerchio and I Shot the Sheriff da Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a segnala at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the segnala that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella cigno pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the successivo time he visits the cigno residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip cerca may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob o Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with rosa pizzo and fiori the call the station requesting to speak with Chief cigno Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys da Inner cerchio and I Shot the Sheriff da Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a segnala at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the segnala that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella cigno pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the successivo time he visits the cigno residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip cerca may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
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If you're a twilight fan who wonders what would have happened after the end of the saga, te might want to consider Leggere the tribute sequel to Breaking Dawn: Russet Noon.
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If you're a twilight fan who wonders what would have happened after the end of the saga, te might want to consider Leggere the tribute sequel to Breaking Dawn: Russet Noon.
Check out the preface on Youtube at link
and also the official site at www.russet-noon.com