10 Ways to Annoy Charlie cigno
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob o Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with rosa pizzo and fiori the call the station requesting to speak with Chief cigno Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys da Inner cerchio and I Shot the Sheriff da Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a segnala at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the segnala that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella cigno pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the successivo time he visits the cigno residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip cerca may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
10. Tell him Bella’s pregnant – but you’re having trouble figuring out who the father is… Bella’s unsure whether it’s Edward, Carlisle, Jacob o Mike.
9. Ask him what Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo means in the phonetic alphabet.
8. Decorate his handcuffs with rosa pizzo and fiori the call the station requesting to speak with Chief cigno Princess.
7. Whenever he is around, narrate all that is happening into the invisible walkie-talkie that’s strapped to your shoulder, speaking only in cop talk.
6. Take his gun and use it in a bank holdup – it will have his fingerprints all over it. When he is being questioned about it, sing Bad Boys da Inner cerchio and I Shot the Sheriff da Bob Marley in the background.
5. Take his cop car and start a high speed car chase with it.
4. Send him a tape of Edward sneaking into Bella’s room at night, and Bella hitting on Edward.
3. File a segnala at the station against Edward Cullen – be sure to state in the segnala that Edward is over a century old, making his relationship with Bella cigno pedophilia.
2. Plant weed on Edward the successivo time he visits the cigno residence – then when he is being locked up, tell Charlie a strip cerca may be necessary.
And the Number One way to annoy Charlie Swan?
1. Replace his ammo with silver bullets then tell him that Jacob raped Bella. When Charlie goes to “have a talk” with Jacob, make sure he has his gun with him.
The End of the World Means Save Twilight?
postato da Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am
The Sony Pictures website has a series of sondaggi going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as te may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the superiore, in alto movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and stella, star Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so invia your preferito artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the bacheca because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions
postato da Twilight_News - 16/09/09 at 11:09 am
The Sony Pictures website has a series of sondaggi going on what items should be saved if the world ended in 2012. It’s all part of a PR stunt for their new movie 2012 which, as te may have guessed, is one of those end of the world as its premise type of flicks.
Anyway, Twilight already won as the superiore, in alto movie that people would preserve. It finished just ahead of Moonwalker and stella, star Wars.
Now, the Twilight Saga and The Host are up for contention in the literature category, and need your votes. They are also collecting nominations for music, so invia your preferito artist.
We’re wondering if some Sony executive is banging his/her head against the bacheca because the nominees and winners aren’t a landslide of Sony backed productions