Twilight la saga Article: Torturing The Volturi Chapter 10

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posted by lollipopszx3

Me : Oh my god! A fly monkey is about to eat me!

*that awkward cough that someone just has to do*

Me : AHH! You'll never take me alive! NEVER!! *starts running around, while hitting the air*

Jane : *whispers to Alec* Your mate's crazy.

Me : I'm not! Now begone!

Aro : I know this amazing physician that will heal te within minutes.

Me : Healed? I don't need to be healed! I need to dance! *starts doing the funky chicken*

Gianna : What is she doing??

Felix : HEY! What are te doing!?

*all turns to look as Shannon takes a pencil from his pocket*

Shannon : Nothing.... Distraction Stephanie!

Me : Look at me! Dunna dunna dunna dun... Oh forget it. Give him back his pencil. *sighs*

Shannon : NO WAY! I told te I needed this pencil!

Heidi : And te need this one, why?

Shannon : Because they told me to bring something fictional to school. And I thought a pencil would do the trick, because it has fangs on it.

Heidi : But Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are real...

Shannon : Well the teacher doesn't know that...

Heidi : Well te can't just take his pencil!

Shannon : You're right... That's not good enough. Felix, give me your shoes.

Felix : WHAT?

Shannon : Pencils are lame.

Felix : I won't give te my shoe! I'm going to need that!

Shannon : How about I play te for it? One game of cards. I win, I get your shoe.... And your shirt. te win, I'll let Stephanie set te free.

Me : WHAT? I DON'T AGREE TO THIS! NO DEAL!

Felix : Deal.

Me : *whispers* te better not lose this.

Shannon : Deal the cards. *hands me the cards*

Jane : OHH NO. I don't trust her. Let me do it.

Me : Nope. I don't trust you. I know te want to be free.

Alec : Oh will te just let me do it? *takes cards away*

Me : He's touching me *pretends to melt on to the floor*

Shannon : I don't care how MUCH te are in Amore with him. You'll rig it.

Me : I think we should let Alec do it. *looks at him and giggles*

Shannon : When we lose, you'll have to lose Alec forever.

Me : Alec, give me the cards.

Marcus : Will te just let me do it?

Shannon : *gasp* te talk?!?!

Marcus : Yes. I'm not mute.

Shannon : Seriously, because when Aro...

Aro : Which game?? *chuckles nervously*

Felix : Uh... Blackjack?

Shannon : Bring it on!

*starts playing game*

Felix : Hit me.

Gianna : *slaps Felix across the face*

Felix : What was that for?

Gianna : te detto hit me...

Felix : *looks at cards* I fold.

Shannon : *peeks and smiles* What did te get?

Felix : 20.

Shannon : *flips over and starts dancing* I WIN! YES!

Felix : Dammit. I thought te detto she had 19!

*everyone looks at Heidi*

Heidi : Hey. I needed a part in this story.

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That probably wasn't even poker... Oh well. Don't feel like researching.

Shannon : But she WILL add me in more, right?

Me : I don't know. Maybe. *laughs evilly*

If te want to be in it, commento (:

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ShelbyxFelix and a-jforever like this

a-jforever You're right... That's not good enough. Felix, give me your shoes. Oh i did laugh when that came up all of a sudden :)

a-jforever Please write more :)

ShelbyxFelix May I be in it? I freakin love this :))

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For the one-chapter3

posted by scarlet13

Thank te to the people who commentato on my last fan fiction even if there werent alot of you, come on people if te dont commento I cant get ideas and I need idea's!!!

"EDWARD!!!" I screamed and started to run towards him but he was being pulled into the forest, so I pushed my self to run faster, as I got to the forest edge some one wrapped their arms around me, to restrict me and then they whispered into my ear....

" My cousin wouldnt want te to get hurt now would he, not after all the planning it took to get everything ready for you, and dont even try to scream for him because if te dont...

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If I Was A Cullen

posted by bubble_babe

(heehee Ho NO)

I walked down the strada, via well in the middle. I was going up into the woods to find a nice hole to die in. all i did to giorno was save this small pretty girl from gitting hit my a truck and all her husben did was yell at me saying it was stupied and i could have killed myslef. He cared about me più than his wife. shure she was walking rather fast, but still a nice thank te would have been nice. i finley came across the woods. without thinking i walking right into the woods.
After i was far into the woods where noone could find o see me, i reached into my pocket and pulled out...

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New New Moon, 10

posted by renesmeblack

Hey! Sorry this took so long! I was working on two other stories in my spare time, not to mention going to a wedding. I hope te are all still reading. Sorry!
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End of Chapter 9

"I heard we needed a doctor," Carlisle detto as he entered. "Lucky enough Alice caught me while I was in North America."
Searching through his thoughts, he was half wondering how I can stand breathing in this room. I was even surprised. I haven't hunted for six weeks. And yet I was breathing, no attention towards my thirst, at all.
"This will take a little while. Jacob, please take Edward out if you're...

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For the one- chapter 2

posted by scarlet13

Sorry for the wait everyone I've not had time lately, but I hope te like this and please comment!!

I frozein my sede, sedile ( a habit I picked up from the cullens) and stopped breathing for a few secondi and then I let the air escape my lungs all at once, realization hit, I was dreaming.
I had to be because he would never come back for a petty human like me.
I stood up takig another deep breath and turned to my dream character. The rest of my dreams hadn'y done him justice, he was breath-takingly beautiful.I felt something cold and wet slide down my face, I wiped it away in a hurry and looked at the...

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moonshining night/day part 7

posted by leisha4

ciao guys. just letting te know that i felt really ill last night so its kind of a mericle (see i cant even spell right) that i managed to come in to school today, espesally to post this articolo and to get my £30 for EMA. but i managed it. because i felt and still feel ill/weird, i havent managed to put as much detail into the story as i wanted to so ill change a few things around on monday probably. but anyway heres the successivo part.

part 6

“Hello?” I asked.

“Mom? Where’s Alice? I knew I dialled the wrong number.” Reneesmee detto when I froze.

“Reneesmee, oh god where are you?” I asked...

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Kellan Lutz interview about New Moon, Eclipse & Breaking Dawn

posted by Brysis

Kellan Lutz opened up about the upcoming Twilight movies! He talks about his preferito scene in New Moon, one of his first memories getting recognized da fan and more!

On filming New Moon:
"I'm done with New Moon. It was really easy to work on with [Director] Chris Weitz. It all starts with the director, and he really moves the tempo with shooting. And he's just so mellow and relaxed that it trickled down to the crew. And they were really prepared and it trickled down to the actors, who were really comfortable. And since Twilight was really accepted da the fans, it really allowed us to feel comfortable...

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10 domande to Robert Pattinson aka Edward.

posted by sasie_katje88

I wanna stay mysterious and unpredictable just like Edward!

1. Was it difficult to get the role of Edward in Twilight?
‘More then 5000 actors did auditions for the role as Edward, so it wasn’t easy that’s for sure. But once I did the screentest with Kristen everything went so fast. Because I admire her for years I was really nervious when I was standing in front of her.
Later I heard that she, just because I was mostrare my vulnerable side, concidered me allot to play the role.’

2. te 2 have a fantastic chemistry together, is there something più between te and Kristen?Kristen is very...

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bella's life part 4

posted by edwardcullen865

"Edward..Jacob asked Nessie to marry him and she detto yes she unsure how te would take it. she is going to tell him what we detto now ..."
" WHAT? HIS HE MAD SHE IS ONLY SIXTEEN!!!"
"now Edward I'm not thrilled she is getting married either but she is and it is her choice not ours and te promised not to be mad."
"that was before i found out my daughter my only daughter was getting taken away from me."
"Edward she isn't going anywhere. she is still going to live near us just not with us anymore."
"I'm fine." he kept saying it. then i think i heard him say i'll kill you,but i wasn't sure till i looked...

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bella's life part 2

posted by edwardcullen865

" my love, Nessie is with Jacob as normal and Mason is with Esme . we are going to pick Mason up right now " Edward answered .
" well , okay i just don't like being away from him for so long ."
"it only been a giorno Bella ."
" i know but it seems longer than that."
We arrived at the Cullen's house a few secondi later.I Walked through the back door while Edward followed . I walked straight to Esme to get Mason.Esme turned to face me . I looked down at her arms for Mason , but he was not there . i started to get worried.
" Where is Mason? " i asked Esme with a little worry in my tone.i knew she...

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Sunrise: Important Author's Note

posted by Bella_Swan3

CRITICALLY IMPORTANT STUFF te SHOULD KNOW:

1) I have created my own spot for Sunrise, and aggiornamenti will now be postato there.

2) See my profilo "spots Bella_Swan3 has joined" for più information. Sunrise is the spot with the red rose.

3) All precedente Sunrise chapters have been reposted there as well.

4) Thank te to Swhit2, who encouraged me to create my own spot.

5) If te see it and te liked Sunrise, please unisciti it.

6) Please do not post articoli on my spot unless it is a review, but te are free to add questions, picks, pictures, forum topics, videos(if te find anything that's relevant), links o quiz questions.

Thank te once again to everyone who ever commentato and rated Sunrise. I Amore te people!

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Sunrise Part 44

posted by Bella_Swan3

-Renesmee-

I terminate the call, and scream at the superiore, in alto of my lungs. It takes Carlisle and Rosalie thirty two secondi to reach me. The other Cullens are out hunting.

I find I can only speak in short bursts, so I focus only on Carlisle's voice, asking me what happened. I try to answer, but then, oh joy, più pain.

* * *

I've been in labour for the past eight hours now. Imagine, just for a moment, that Rosalie is capable of PMS. And that simultaneously, someone's hidden her hair products, her iPod, her BMW, and her laptop. I was currently in a mood that would make that look like a kitten having a tantrum.

I broke Jacob's wrist da accident.

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Twilight Religion.

posted by TwilightHearts

I have made a religion for all dedicated twilight fans, i am the first to join, i have followed these simple rules for three weeks and hope te will join. Iff te want to, repeat the words at the bottom of the page.
Here are the simple rules:

1) Do not say Volturi in a bad way (They are royalty)

2) Do not assosciate 'Fangs' with 'Vampires'

3) Name a child o pet after a Twilight character (or middle name)

4) Do not celebrate Halloween

5) Wear something to represent your Amore for twilight, E.G: Bracelet, Earrings, Necklace, Pin, Bag.... And wear it EVERYDAY. (not at sleep)

Words To unisciti yourself:

"...

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Love,Lies&Destiny Chapter 2

posted by MiaCullen_x

Chapter 2 - Dangerous
"Hey...I'm Jason..." he smiled. He looked vaguley familiar.
"I'm Renesmee... Do I know you? I'm sorry, I don't mean to be rude.." I mumbled whilst trying to pick up his scent. It was sweet. Sickly sweet. There was just one explanation for his scent. He's a vampire.
Someone hissed. I looked around and realised it must have been me, because Jason and I were the only ones left in the parking lot.
"Renesmee..." he started. The way he detto my name made my insides melt. "D te need a lift home?" For a second, I was totally Lost in his eyes. I felt as I could see all the way to his...

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The fantasy doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 28

posted by patrisha727

Bella's POV

I pointed the lightning bolts at him and the it made a HUGE explosion. My lightning bolts knocked down the WHOLE house into rubble! I put a Physical Barrier around Edward and me. It's Renata's gift. Edward and I were fine. But I doubt that Royce survived. I see some remains that were already burining in the fuoco that were caused da my lightning bolts. About 10 minuti later, I decided to use my power over the element of water to brush over the fire. The house was completely burned down.

Edward started talking.
" Um..... Bella? HOW THE HELL DID te DO THAT!?!?!?!?"
I made a guilty...

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The fantasy doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 23

posted by patrisha727

Bella's POV

How could I even think about killing my own daughter!?! What kind of monster would destroy that Angel face!?!
Renesmee came up the steps and jumped into my arms.
" Mom, I'm so happy that you're ok!"
I gave her a hug.
" Yes, I'm fine. Before when I detto your dad didn't Amore you, that's completely untrue. Your dad and I Amore te very much." I promised her.
"I Amore te mom." Renesmee detto while hugging me. That thawed me out.
" I Amore te too." I told her sweetly.

"Bravo!" Royce detto sarcasticly while clapping. "I see that there's alot of Amore in the room, but I didn't come here to...

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The fantasy doesn't end, but danger awaits............. Part 22

posted by patrisha727

Edward's POV

"Ugh! Just when I was about to do something, I get interrupted! Anyway, Rosalie, you're free to go, I can see that Royce is too pre-occupied to hang out with a low-life like you! I can see that's he's più interrested in someone else. ME! HA!" Bella said.
That gave me pain and now I was determined to change Bella back. Royce got up from his chair and was successivo to Bella's side.
"Aww, Edward, te don't need to be jealous." she detto with a grin.

That crossed the line, I jumped at Bella, and she was laying on the ground right below me. I forced the liquid down her throat. Then, Bella...

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Inprinting on a vampire part 2

posted by elinochka

Bella was sitting in her house..She thought about her future with Edward.She was a vampire.He was a human..She was worried about him.She loved him but she was scared,knowing in what danger she was putting Edward.
Bella,what are te thinking about-said Rosa
Nothing really imortant-lied Bella..Rosalie was worried about Bella.She have never seen her like that since Bella got killed..
-Is that about Edward?-ask Rosalie..
-No..answered Bella..
With Jacob and Edward at La Push..
Jacob-so how is your bloodsucker is doing?
Edward-shut up,she is my girlfriend..
Jacob-fine,fine..
Edward-have te ever been madly...

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chrises diary ( part 3 )

posted by Bella11700

I woke up from a dream but i was still dreaming. I hate those dreams. Susan was there. she was sitting on her letto using her laptop she brought. when she saw me she detto "Good morning sleeping buety"
I thought sence i was dreaming might as well make the best out of it.And i can feel so i went over too her and took her laptop of her lap and set it on the dresser i came back to her and started baciare her neck. She tried gently pushing me away but not in the way she would really want me off she laid back and whipered in my ear i knew te loved me. And she was right. A found my way to her lips.
She...

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How to make lipgloss.

posted by boomy678

Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
small microwavable bowl (discardable)
Stirrer (discardable spoon o skewer)
Eyeshadow o body shimmer o pigment (the color te want your lipgloss)
Lipgloss container w/ lid

Procedure:
1.scoop some petroleum gelatina in the small microwavable bowl (more petroleum più lipgloss!)

2.Microwave for 5minutes o until completely melted.

3.Take out the melted petroleum gelatina (carefull it's hot) and scoop in some eyeshadow for color. Put eyeshadow until te reach your desired shade.

4.Mix the mixture well. Then carefully pour the mixture into the container.

5.put the lipgloss in the container in the freezer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!
Tip: To make flavored lipgloss mix in kool-aid to the melted petroleum instead then continue regularly.(careful WILL stain lips)

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Destiny

posted by Isabellaashley

ciao everyone, here's a sneck anteprima of my new story which is titled as Destiny... I just wrote a few pages and wanted some opinion from everyone!!! Hope te enjoy this!!!

PREFACE

THERE WAS NO DOUBT THAT MY CHANCES OF SURVIVAL WAS SLIM

I found myself standing in the very woods that I’d promised to stay away from but I had my reasons for being here. It was getting darker and colder so I wrapped my giacca around me tighter. The woods were filled with silence and I looked around for any signs of the slayer. As I heard the leaves on the ground rustling, I turned around and there he appeared from...