Alice was out with Bella and Nessie and then she has this wierd feeling in her stomach so she stops and says to bella."I think we should go home niw Im meen like right now"
"Why we can go back later whats wrong with you."
" erm....I feel like jasper is doing something he shouldnt be doing."
"oh well lets got then."
Bella and nessie and Alice all ran to the the cullens house as fast as they could.Bella went to go and see Edward with nessie and I went upstairs to go and see something IWalked in my room and I found Jasper and Rosealie Making out......
Iscream at the superiore, in alto of my lungs and start throwing things at them both then everyone runs upstairs and says " wgats wrong.Whats happened.Are yo hurt"
I replay with
"Yea Im hurt because i have just walked in my bedroom and found Jasper and Rosea lie making out "
" WHAT"
"yea jasper this is for you"
[Alice slaps Jasper across the face]
Alice runs off and then bella and Esme follow her.
"Why we can go back later whats wrong with you."
" erm....I feel like jasper is doing something he shouldnt be doing."
"oh well lets got then."
Bella and nessie and Alice all ran to the the cullens house as fast as they could.Bella went to go and see Edward with nessie and I went upstairs to go and see something IWalked in my room and I found Jasper and Rosealie Making out......
Iscream at the superiore, in alto of my lungs and start throwing things at them both then everyone runs upstairs and says " wgats wrong.Whats happened.Are yo hurt"
I replay with
"Yea Im hurt because i have just walked in my bedroom and found Jasper and Rosea lie making out "
" WHAT"
"yea jasper this is for you"
[Alice slaps Jasper across the face]
Alice runs off and then bella and Esme follow her.
10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” da the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
10. Sing “Discovery Channel” da the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains o argues, reply with “What are te gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room o says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” da Madonna.
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie detto Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” da The Police. When she asks why the hell te did it, say that she reminds te of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie detto Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” da The Police. When she asks why the hell te did it, say that she reminds te of Roxanne.