Twilight la saga Article: Vampire Confusion

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posted by vampiress015

I was just thinking about Twilight-as always, and well I'm a little stuck, and I need your help.

So Vampires, Blood-Suckers, Leeches, whatever te wanna call 'em, they're amazing, right? But then again they have their faults: they have a thirst that water won't solve, they have to keep moving around so they don't attract attention etc etc.
But then I thought about this one, I was answering a pick about Rosalie (good pick btw teNaxx, there's a omaggio coming your way) and I kinda voiced my opinion about her mostrare everyone that being a vampire isn't that great. At the time I was thinking about her not being able to have children...and that's when it struck me, there are so many things we don't know about vampires!

Okay so following on, Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. bodies kinda, erm, freeze, that's why they don't age and women can't have bambini etc. But what else can't they do?
Warning randomess approaching, feel free to stop Leggere to keep your sanity.
Here is a lista of things that are puzzling me:

Vampires-Even più De-Human?

1. Really random, but do they need to cut their hair. If not then what if, for example, Esme got a new hair cut then later decided she wanted it long again, would it grow back?

2. So they drink blood. Surely it's got to go somewhere. Do they need to use the toilet?? If not, then what happens to the blood they drink?

3. Carrying on with the bathroom theme, do they need to shower. I'm guessing yeah, cos maybe they're not that great to have self-cleaning skin-or maybe they are??

4. What happens to them when they die? Okay so no-one knows, but other theories would be nice.

5. How long can they go without blood? Is there a 'time limit' like water and Cibo for humans?

6. Can Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. only destroy vampires. Like what would happen if te threw explosives at Edward(not that anyone would want to destoy him) would he survive, cos buildings made of stone don't survive when that happens. o are they stronger than stone?

Okay so I leave te with these puzzlers for now. I'd like to hear your views- any interesting theories? do te think I'm being a little too random? o have te had the same domande on your mind?

P.S I have been told I think to deeply about things...sorry this won't happen again, but my head was hurting :D

Rob's just as confused as I am...

lovedeath26, iheartedward95 and 7 others like this

BrucasChair ^ lol..love the pic XD but the only question i could answer is the bathroom one. I believe somewhere in BD Bella mentions, (afters she's a vamp) that now Edward and her could have extra time to do some "extracurricular" activities b/c neither of them had the need to go to the bathroom anymore.

vampiress015 oh kk, thanks...i've only read BD once, I was a bit too erm distracted to notice lol. Thanks :)

isabell118 LOL. I've always wondered about #3 and 2...so your not the only one ;) I have know idea what happens to the blood they drink since they can't really digest it...and i think they do shower because it would be kinda gross to have all that icky stuff on them...self-cleaning skin is not what i think they have XP

mandapanda well, i think number 1, i dont think their hair would grow back because, technically they're "dead". but yeah, 2 and 3... i kinda wonder.

Seraphiene Well, I also wondered about these things, and finally, I found some answers: Number 1:Their hair never grows back, because they are (as you said) a kind of "frozen in time". So once they cut it, it's gone forever. F.e.Alice will never have long hair again, because it didn't grow back after they shaved it in the mental asylum before she was changed. (Did you know, that she was changed to protect her from James, who was hunting her? I really was surprised, when I read it.) Number 2: Stephenie Meyer explained it like this (not exactly her words, just quoted): Vampires don't have any blood of their own, their veins are basically empty (or dried), so the blood they drink floods their old blood ways, and makes them strong. They use all the blood, no waste at all. Number 3: Vampires do bathe, but only because of the "outside dirt", like mud and blood, no sweat. I don't know about number 4, hm.... Interesting question, though. :) Number 5: I don't think that they could die of starvation. Carlisle tried it, but he didn't last. I think they would sooner or later hunt and kill whatever crosses their way. Somewhere Stephenie said, that their eyes turn completely black in about two weeks, so this could be a kind of "time limit", but they definitely don't die if they go past it. And, finally, number 6 (from personal correspondance with SM): A big enough bomb would probably be hot enough to burn a vampire, but the vampire would have to agree to hold still and let it hit him. So yes, he would be torn into pieces. I think that's all. :) If you would like to have more information, try the Twilight Lexicon, it's really great!

vampiress015 Thank you :)

jacob_is_amazin ok..I've wondered bout a lot of that stuff 2 but I'd like to add something of my own that really bothers me...so u know how Edward is so attracted to Bella'a blood at the beginning and Jasper has a hard time resisting ne blood...n Jasper almost killed Bella cause of a small paper cut...so...what happens when Bella has like her period or ne girl 4 that matter...it bothers me 2 no end and I can't think of a logical explanation...so um..ne 1 no the answer 2 that question???

IcelandGirl812 Jacob_is_amazin, this is what Stephenie said in personal correspondence #2 on the Twilight Lexicon. http://www.twilightlexiconblog.com/?p=35 "Several girls wanted to know if Edward would have a more difficult time being around Bella when she’s having her period. Answer: Yes, a little bit, but he would never say anything about it–much too much of a gentleman. And Bella would be way to embarrassed to ask. (It’s not the same as a cut, though. It’s sort of "dead" blood, if you get my meaning)."

bundygirl Bit late on comenting i know, but i wanted to add something about that fact.. if they don't have blood in their veins then how do they go about the "extracurricular activities"? wouldn't that require some of his blood in some certain areas? and also making a baby... wouldn't that require some bodily fluids?

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Teaser chapter

posted by 1TeamEdwardFan

Okay, since I know it would be awhile until I can post the successivo chapter (maybe another week) I decided to put up a teaser for te guys.
Hope te enjoy it. And tell me if te want me to send a omaggio to te when the successivo chapter is up.
Again thank te for all the lovely comments, and thank te for sticking around with me for so long :)

Bella's POV

We were outside, and I had to admit it wasn't like what I thought it was going to look like. I mean they had dirt roads and everything, but it was actually quite nice, there wern't big buildings and the village seemed peaceful. Tash's place was hidden, you...

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Foreign Affairs. Chap 8

posted by NeeNee14

I was as big as a house.I had to stop going to school because my doctor put me in letto rest. I hated staying in one place....it was so boring,I needed something to do.I picked up my phone and went through the contacts.I saw a name that I haven't called in a while so I pressed the green button and the phone began the ring.
"Hello?"She said.
"Hey Carly."I said.Carly was my best friend from boarding school, but she was a anno ahead of me.
"Hey Kam...How are ya?"She detto in her southern accent.
"I'm good I was wondering if te wanted to hang out at my house?"I asked her.
"Umm."I bit my lip at her hesitation."Sure,...

A New Family Member. (Chapter 2)

posted by alice1fan

I had no idea what I was going to do. Just three feet away from me I saw Emmett kill a deer and I was absolutely sure that he was a vampire.I knew one thing for sure and that was to get out of there quick. "Casey!" I heard Esme call from the kitchen. It wouldnt be long till she started searching for me, so I had to get a plan quick! Without thinking I ran into the forest headed towards the road. After about an ora wondering through the woods I finally saw a truck. So I ran up to the truck and taped on the glass. "What can I do for te ma'am" the man answered. "please give me a ride to the...

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Renn and Micah's Life Chapter 9. (A continuation of Renn and Jake's Life)

posted by WritenOnTheSand

I walk up the steps to the front gate to the "White House" of Volterra. I look at my watch and see that it is five.

"I see te made it on time." I turn around and see Will, with a smirk in his eyes.

"Just take me already so Jake, and Micah can go." I walk towards him and he latches his right hand around my left arm.

"Aro is going to want to lay it all down before anyone is set free." His grip tightens, and I cringe in pain.

We walk through the front door and take the service elevator down to the main hall.

"Ah," Aro greets us as we walk in. "you have arived at last." Will let's go of my arm and...

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When the Stars Align...Chap 13

posted by NeeNee14

I went downstairs and Grabbed a bottle of succo, succo di frutta out the fridge and went to go sit successivo to my dad on the couch. He looked at me.
"You seem happier" He told me, it sounded più like an accusation.
"Me and Seth are back together." I detto a smile spreading across my face. My dad looked at me.
" Seth is the one who was getting pulled down the hall when te were at the hospital?" He asked me. I shook my head yes." I don't like him" My dad declared.
"Daddy, te don't even know him, how can te not like him?" I asked.
"Well first of all, he detto he loved you, he hurt you, I haven't even meet him. I looked...

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When the Stars Align...Chap 11

posted by NeeNee14

I'm clueless.
all I remember was a coltello in my hand and blood running down my wrist.Then it all went black,like I just vanished from earth and reality;there was no pain and no seth to break my heart.
I've escaped all the choices and the useless lies I've been told time and time again.

I open my eyes to the glaring sun peering through the window.I squint at the sun. I turn my head.
I'm staring at just the wrong person i wanted to see.
I was backnto all the real world. The one with hatered and discust.
There was Seth with his hopeful eyes staring back at me.
Seth lets out a sigh of relief.
He...

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When the Stars Align...Chap 10

posted by NeeNee14

I spent the rest of Vacation in my room, people knocked on my door and called my phone. The only time I moved was when I needed to go to the bathroom and when I needed to eat. I think it was because tomorrow would mark the two anno anti-anniversary of my mom's death.
Seth was worried sick. I listened to his voice mails and read his text messages, but I didn't reply to any. My room was starting to get stuffy so I got up and opened my window. The breeze felt nice on my skin so I pulled my chair over to the window and just stared out. I saw Seth walking towards my house with a pained look on his...

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Foolproof!

posted by groovychicklisa

I was at Bella's place, playing caramelle Land with her and Lily, when Carlisle called to tell me that he had bought the old house. It had only been a week since our trip to Forks.

"What?" I asked in astonishment.

"Your mother and I have been talking about getting a place close to Seattle anyway, so we can visit all of te easier." He explained. "When te told me about the house being for sale, it felt like a sign."

"That's great, dad." I had no doubt that he and Esme would be spending a lot of time in Forks. Emmett had even mentioned that he and Rosalie had talked about moving back to the area, and...

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Foolproof!

posted by groovychicklisa

Broken

"Leaving? What do te mean you're leaving?" I could hardly get the words out, my insides felt like ice.

"I mean that we're moving away from Forks. Carlisle has gotten a job offer that he couldn't refuse." He avoided my eyes as he spoke, looking at the floor, the walls, out the window. Anywhere but at me.

"What?"

I tried to avvolgere my mind around what he was saying, but couldn't get the words to make any sense. He didn't continue as I unsuccessfully tried to grasp the situation.

"When?" I finally asked.

"Today."

That's when I got mad.

"What? What the hell Edward?" And then it hit me. "You've known...

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Dear Diary:Chapter 6

posted by Jessie-Louise

It was the successivo day,i looked at my alarm clock it was 7.35.
Mom and dad had already woken,the smell of bacon, pancetta affumicata was lingering underneath my door. Dad walked in with a bacon, pancetta affumicata sandwich, panino and told me to wake up,but i was already awake i looked at him and smiled he handed me the sandwich, panino and sat down near me.
"I'm proud of te princess,i mean taking this baby on,you will be a great mother.Okay Jacob will be a great father too,Aha.Maybe this baby will bring me and jacob closer togeather and we could stop all this argueing."
Dad detto to me in a happy voice.

Cough* Cough* i started to choke on my sandwich.
"...

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When the Stars Align...Chap 6

posted by NeeNee14

I was with my mom in a Ballet studio, Dancing with her. In the middle of the dance she started to fade away. I stopped dancing and started to panic
"Mom,mom!!!Don't leave me I Need you!!!"I kept yelling.
"It's okay Ladybug, I'll always be there..and you'll always make the right choices no matter what happens..." Then she vanished into thin air.
I woke up panting and sweating...
"It's okay Ladybug. it's okay"I heard my dad say as he rubbed my hand. I was confused of where I was. I looked around and saw that I was hooked up to an IV,I was so confused of why I'm in here,but then I remembered The accident...

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 21

posted by xroylex

sorry if it doesnt make sense but this isnt my comp im using and the keys are rubish so tell me and i will send te a message with it all sorted :) enjoy

alecs pov

she kept looking at me with the same eyes she allways used and i would allways melt with.
"so what is it?" she quastioned. how could i tell her? "well what did i say?"
i couldnt tell her not when everything was going so great
"you`ve just been saying things like i dont want to go to schhol today" i lied she didnt look convinsed but she let it drop.

nessies pov

he was leing i could tell i`ve detto something in my dreams and he wouldnt...

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taking chances chapter 1

posted by karpach_13

When I was entering my school. In every single conversation my name was repeated. Some of the people detto ‘I don’t mind going out with her’ with a evil smile and the others were usual. Like ‘ who is she’ and ‘I can’t believe she is going to be at this school’ and ‘you don’t even know her’. I kept on walking without talking to someone o not paying anymore attention to what people were saying. I got to say couple minuti in this school and I’m already annoyed. i went to ,y first period class which was language arts with Ms.Barr-Smith. He was sort of a magic teacher and...

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A famous reminder chapter 2

posted by KatiiCullen94

Bella singing

ok im very sorry , for THE LONG WAIT, but ive been working flat out and i jsut hadnt been in the moosd, but im pumped and woah! i hope to do two chapters today but ill see how i go.
ok a recap. Bella is about to perform on stage.

Bella's POV.

This was it, the moment ive been practicing for. to get his attention again. I remember him saying that he diddnt want me, but this was my chance to prove to him how much i wanted him.
I searched over and over like a father looking for this remote as the super ball has ten minuti of the game. To find the perfect song and that all the lyrics just fit....

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the follow up to a beautiful death part 15

posted by xroylex

aros eyes brightened "are te sure about this younge one?? te would not be in thw army part te will be at mine a casius and his side te will be a leader as well"
i nodded if i talked now i would lose the tears i was about to burst out.
"then its seatles" his laughder filled the room "welcome"
"nessie? why?" jacobs voice filled my mind as he approuched me
"it was the only way to save te blake and my family jake im sorry if te didnt want me hear" it was too late the tear made its way down my cheeks
"of corse i do silly i want te with me" he bent down to firmly baciare my lips
"nooo!!" a screach...

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Hello, My Name Is: Death ~Vol. 5~ [NINE]

posted by BuffyFaithFan1

Hello, My Name Is: Death
Volume Five
BuffyFaithfan1
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[NINE]
    "You guys have a Weapons Master?" I asked.
    Tabra was getting dressed, and I was in the bathroom getting dressed while Jerek was on the otherside of the bathroom door doing the same.
    "Yes." He detto back. "She knows everything: where they came from, who made them, how long they've been in stores, out of date, what group, such as the romans o the dutch, they come from. She is such a good person to have on a time like this."
    "I...

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the new Begining ch7

posted by sh0rtiinedward

i was very sure what i really want in this life, and if the only way to be with the person i Amore is leaving my family and unisciti the Volturi is my only one choice, well my decision is made will go with them.

"Rennesme te don't know what are te doing, he is controlling your actions, te can fight this, te can do it please Rennesme" my dad started screaming in panic, as he try to run to my side but, Jane push him away with so much strength.
"Jane no, don't hurt him"
"well Edward, Rennesme made her decision already, she is coming with us, te know that she is the perfect weapon, in couple of days...

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Renn and Micah's Life Chapter 2. (A continuation of Renn and Jake's Life)

posted by WritenOnTheSand

Nessie Black

I walk into the cucina and pick up my cell phone. Quickly, I diale Will's number. Will is a guy I have been dating for the past few months. I used to see Jacob's face every time I saw him, but I am getting better at controling that.

"Hello?" His accent is nice. It reminds me of change. He is from England, so that really makes him different. Not at all like Jake would have sounded.

"Hey, it's me." I try to make my voice sound happy.

"Hey! What are te doing?" I can hear the smile on his lips. I wish I was that convincing.

"Yes." I say. It was hard to utter the words. Like it caused me phisical...

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Young Love.CH.4

posted by decullen

I woke up and found Edward flat out on superiore, in alto of me,aw he looked adorable I got up gently trying not to wake him up and went down stairs.I got a glass of arancia, arancio then it when i got startled with someone's arms around me.I looked and it was Edward with a smile on his face.I screamed.
"Thank te for scaring me."I
"Sorry I didn't mean to."He detto I started to laugh.

"Sorry I didn't want to wake you,you look cute when te were a sleep."I detto and he came towards me and started baciare me.I was against a counter.The front door opened.We quickly moved,then started cleaning the cup up.

"OH MY GOD!,there...

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Holiday

posted by amy_r_cullen

Edward’s pov
“Carlisle could te and Esme watch Renesmee for a few weeks please”.

“Yes of course we can, why would te ask”. Carlisle asked a bit confused.

“Well the thing is I would like to take Bella back to isle Esme again for he birthday, if that is okay with te and Esme, Bella loved it the last time, she didn’t want to come home.

“Of course” Carlisle repeated “when are te thinking of going”.

“I came over to ask te if we could go, so I think I’ll get the tickets bucked now, thank te Carlisle”.

“Oh one più thing Edward”. Carlisle detto hesitant.

“Yes Carlisle...