1. te consider yourself a crazy Twilight Addict & your pretty dang proud of it.
2. te can repeat Citazioni from the book da heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related fan art and/or fan fiction stories.
4. te are currently debating with your Friends about who's Team te are on.
5. te never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time te hear thunder, te wonder if some place, somewhere, Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are playing baseball.
7. te have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. te tried to enroll in the Forks High School because te were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, te act our scenes from the libri and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many o all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. te would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, lupo Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; te would let Carlisle o any of the Cullens, Volterra o Nomads change te into a vampire if possible.
13. te want Jacob, Embry, Quil o any member of the lupo Pack to imprint on you.
14. te walk around mumbling the Citazioni from the libri because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. te can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. te want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, te just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your Cani after Jacob and his lupo Pack members.
20. When te have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the lupo Pack, the Volterra o maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if te Amore Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the Cani for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so te can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle te frequently.
25. te LIVE da the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a agnello & lion and see how things go...
27. te sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When te see shiny, silver Volvos, te scream like a fan girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving furgone, van just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think te wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever te hear Lupi howling, te wanna go jump out of your skin and unisciti them.
24. te wake yourself up at night da screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. te get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. te try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes te hear voices in your head...
28. te threw New Moon at the bacheca when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same bacheca when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... te jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... te threw the book at the bacheca when Edward came back.
32. te didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. te NEVER let your Friends drive drunk.
34. te also NEVER forget to give your Friends that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. te bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's o a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. te wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. te wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails o taking te on shopping sprees any giorno of the week.
40. te would gladly get Cibo in Rosalie's hair.
41. te want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, te will.
43. te would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. te would gladly be affected da the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire o werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the lupo Pack, Cullen family, Volterra o Nomads are free to kidnap te whenever they please!
49. te feel like nobody understands te because nobody listens to te any più because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other giorno when te adopted that stray dog, te could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but te named him after Jake anyways.
51. te own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. te either like your men cold, dead & sparkling o hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. te tell people to wait a secondo so te can restart your cuore very frequently.
55. Your good at Leggere minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who Amore te dearly.
57. te wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen o Jacob Black is.
58. te consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme detto so!
59. Or, te consider yourself part of the lupo Pack because it was just implied da Emily.
60. te have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red o te have oro contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. te hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your Friends pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring te because all te can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind Leggere and mind controlling processes.
64. If te Leggere a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes te yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" o "Jake would have NEVER done that!" o "Carlisle would have saved him." o "Emmett could have picked that up!" o "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" o "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." o "Jasper could have made him calm down." o "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene o character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If te go più than two to five minuti without talking about Twilight, te get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. te have cliffed dived.
68. te have made one of your guy Friends build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so te could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, te would offer up yours.
70. te get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling te that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. te would Amore to go grizzly orso hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. te would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and o all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series o watched the movies, but because te have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. te wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When te smell wet dog, te tend to look around in case Jacob o one of his lupo Pack members is behind you.
77. te don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at te and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. te sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, te call Renesmee da her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and te plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. te wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, te wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. te would (or strictly wouldn't) unisciti the Volterra.
84. te wish the foreign Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. te really wanted Bree to live.
86. te thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. te would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell te how your giorno will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put te in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, te would have!
91. te consider yourself a different Team than Edward o Jacob, o te have strict rules to your Team Edward o Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two o più punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. te didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. te thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. te have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads o lupo Packs almost every day.
96. te never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best Musica ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal te read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write più fan fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any o all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so popolare Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor o therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & Friends o merely keeping te from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad te are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
2. te can repeat Citazioni from the book da heart.
3. You've made Twilight Saga related fan art and/or fan fiction stories.
4. te are currently debating with your Friends about who's Team te are on.
5. te never mess with the homeless. :D
6. Every time te hear thunder, te wonder if some place, somewhere, Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. are playing baseball.
7. te have frequent dreams about anything Twilight related.
8. te tried to enroll in the Forks High School because te were totally siked about being a Sparta. But sadly, your enrollments never got entered. : (
9. Sometimes, te act our scenes from the libri and make your family/friends watch!
10. One, many o all of your walls are PLASTERED with Twilight related posters.
11. te would be glad to assist any of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads, lupo Pack in any way they need be; Even if the Volterra needs a pretty new toy to play with.
12. There's no doubt about it; te would let Carlisle o any of the Cullens, Volterra o Nomads change te into a vampire if possible.
13. te want Jacob, Embry, Quil o any member of the lupo Pack to imprint on you.
14. te walk around mumbling the Citazioni from the libri because everyone is sick of hearing them!
15. te can make a Twilight reference out about anything. :)
16. te want to get married on August 13.
17. Your ring will HAVE to be an exact replica of the ring Edward gave Bella in Eclipse.
18. Even if your conversations aren't verging on Twilight related things at all, te just can't help but to add something knowledgeable about the Saga.
19. You've named your Cani after Jacob and his lupo Pack members.
20. When te have kids, you'll name them after the Cullens, the lupo Pack, the Volterra o maybe even some of the Nomads!
21. You've considered pouring glitter on your boyfriend so he'd sparkle like Edward.
22. You've also considered (if te Amore Jake) to make your boyfriend sleep with the Cani for a while so he'll have that glorious dog smell.
23. You've considered going to a mental institution to find someone who is somewhat like Jasper so te can cut yourself in from of him and see what happens.
24. Fictional characters dazzle te frequently.
25. te LIVE da the Switzerland quote in Eclipse.
26. You've considered buying a agnello & lion and see how things go...
27. te sometimes stay up at night waiting for Edward.
28. You've developed a strange habit of biting other people. 0.o
29. Your not willing to bet against Jane, in fears of her paralyzing you.
20. But, you'd gladly bet against Alice, never Edward though. (Hehe)
21. When te see shiny, silver Volvos, te scream like a fan girl.
22. You've jumped in front of a moving furgone, van just to see if Edward would save you. (Sadly, I would think te wouldn't be with us any longer, but at least someone was nice enough to save you.:)
23. Whenever te hear Lupi howling, te wanna go jump out of your skin and unisciti them.
24. te wake yourself up at night da screaming because your having a terrible nightmare.
25. te get freaked out when people stare at you, thank Edward Cullen for that.
26. te try making people drink honey to have a velvet-like voice like Edward.
27. Sometimes te hear voices in your head...
28. te threw New Moon at the bacheca when Edward left.
29. And then threw it back at the same bacheca when Jake kissed Bella.
30. Or... te jumped up & down when Edward left and hugged the book to your chest.
31. And... Then... te threw the book at the bacheca when Edward came back.
32. te didn't want Victoria to die, she was kinda cool.
33. te NEVER let your Friends drive drunk.
34. te also NEVER forget to give your Friends that measly fifty cent box of candy.
35. te bought (or received as a present) a yellow Porsche like Alice's o a shiny, silver Volvo like Edward.
36. If Edward dies, your heading off to the Volterra.
37. te wouldn't mind hanging around the humans, but who would want to do that when you've got vamps & wolfes walking around?
38. Your epiphany, like Bella's, is stating the obvious.
39. te wouldn't mind Alice planning your wedding, picking our your clothes, doing your toenails o taking te on shopping sprees any giorno of the week.
40. te would gladly get Cibo in Rosalie's hair.
41. te want to play baseball with the Cullens and wouldn't mind being on Emmett’s, Alice's & Edwards team, any time!
42. If Bella won't marry Edward, te will.
43. te would have NEVER punched Jacob in the face!
44. Cuddling with a pushing, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea to you.
45. te would gladly be affected da the territorial disputes between mythical creatures.
46. Jacob's being half naked bothers you... A LOT! (Haha:)
47. Seducing a vampire o werewolf seems like a pretty good idea to you.
48. Any member of the lupo Pack, Cullen family, Volterra o Nomads are free to kidnap te whenever they please!
49. te feel like nobody understands te because nobody listens to te any più because they're sick of hearing about Twilight!
50. The other giorno when te adopted that stray dog, te could have SWORN it was Jacob. Sadly, it wasn't, but te named him after Jake anyways.
51. te own numerous amounts of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse merchandise.
52. te either like your men cold, dead & sparkling o hot, obnoxiously cute & furry; There are no in betweens and no substitutes!
53. Your pretty much a pro at weird.
54. te tell people to wait a secondo so te can restart your cuore very frequently.
55. Your good at Leggere minds.
56. Your totally oblivious to those who Amore te dearly.
57. te wonder frequently where the hell your Edward Cullen o Jacob Black is.
58. te consider yourself part of the Cullen family because Esme detto so!
59. Or, te consider yourself part of the lupo Pack because it was just implied da Emily.
60. te have red contacts because the Volterra's eyes are red o te have oro contacts because the Cullens eyes are gold.
61. te hiss at unwanted neighbors, often.
62. Your Friends pretend to be listening to you, but are really ignoring te because all te can talk about is Twilight!
63. You've researched, studied and engaged in many mind Leggere and mind controlling processes.
64. If te Leggere a different book besides Twilight (doesn't matter what genre it is) sometimes te yell at the characters saying; "Edward wouldn't have broke your heart!" o "Jake would have NEVER done that!" o "Carlisle would have saved him." o "Emmett could have picked that up!" o "Rosalie could have socked it to him!" o "Bella wouldn't have been able to do that." o "Jasper could have made him calm down." o "Esme would have been a better mother." Something that has to involve a Twilight scene o character.
65. You've considered (or have) filed your I teeth to look like vampire teeth.
66. If te go più than two to five minuti without talking about Twilight, te get all nervous, sweating and start panicking.
67. te have cliffed dived.
68. te have made one of your guy Friends build a motorcycle (or bought one) just so te could be reckless and stupid, trying to conjure up Edward to talk to you.
69. There's no doubt about it, if Carlisle felt like biting some neck, te would offer up yours.
70. te get frustrated at Stephanie Meyers for now telling te that you'll never find a man like Edward.
71. te would Amore to go grizzly orso hunting with Emmett.
72. Esme Island doesn't sound like such a bad place, even if there are rancid chickens running around.
73. te would have stabbed Tyler in the leg if he wouldn't have laid off Bella for almost running her over.
74. One and o all of your family members knows pretty much every little detail about the Twilight Saga, not because he/she has the read the series o watched the movies, but because te have clued them in on EVERYTHING, even if they didn't want to hear it.
75. te wear an opal ring on your pointer finger because Bella wears one in the movies.
76. When te smell wet dog, te tend to look around in case Jacob o one of his lupo Pack members is behind you.
77. te don't really want to meet Sam, just in case he gets mad at te and rips your face off like Emily's.
78. te sometimes wish Carlisle hadn't saved Rosalie, she had what was coming to her.
79. Since your an avid lover of Jacob, te call Renesmee da her nickname, Nessie because Jake does & it seems to fit her.
80. Your praying to have a red headed little girl and te plan on naming her Renesmee.
81. te wouldn't mind cutting off all your hair, wearing shorts all the time, having to share a mind with 7 guys, never aging and being physically hot all the time.
82. Or, te wouldn't mind never eating again, always being ice cold, having to hunt regularly, being pale white, having golden eyes & being undead.
83. te would (or strictly wouldn't) unisciti the Volterra.
84. te wish the foreign Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. could have stayed longer; They were cool.
85. te really wanted Bree to live.
86. te thought Riley was kinda hot, until he went total vamp crazy.
87. te would pal around with Alice, just so that she could tell te how your giorno will go.
88. Jasper wouldn't be such a bad catch; He could put te in the mood at any time. :)
89. Charlie didn't seem so bad; He never hovered, didn't really give a care & was actually kind hot, in a creepy dad sorta way.
90. If Bella wasn't going to marry Edward, te would have!
91. te consider yourself a different Team than Edward o Jacob, o te have strict rules to your Team Edward o Team Jacob fantasies.
92. There's two o più punctured bite wounds somewhere on your body.
93. Mike didn't seem like such a bad catch, that is if there weren't things called Edward Cullen, Jacob Black, Carlisle Cullen, Emmett Cullen & Jasper Hale.
94. te didn't really care for Angela’s mood of 'Let her do her own thing, she's just Bella'. te thought it was quite disrespectful, seeing as what Bella was going through and all.
95. te have fantasies about members of the Cullens, Volterra, Nomads o lupo Packs almost every day.
96. te never leave house without your Twilight, New Moon & Eclipse soundtracks programmed into your iPod; They are the best Musica ever!
97. When your having a Twilight withdrawal te read the books, watch the movies, listen to the soundtrack, go onto Twilight related websites & write più fan fiction about the characters.
There's no better way of saying this, if any o all of these things pertain to you, your suffering from the ever so popolare Twilight Obsession. I would dearly recommend seeing a doctor o therapist if your obsession is getting in the way of getting school necessities done, spending time with the fam & Friends o merely keeping te from functioning correctly! But, I am greatly glad te are a Twilight Obsessed person, there's no other obsession that is better! :)
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