Twilight

What would happen if Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and the gang went to Forks? Well I imagine it might go something like this. . .

"Oh come on Giles, te can't be serious." Buffy moaned.
"I kind of like it here." Spike mentioned.
"Shut up Spike." Buffy said.
"Well I'm just sayin' pet, this place is perfect. Almost always no sun, and that means no bursting into flame. Which is a plus if te ask me love."
"Lord, Spike nobody cares." Buffy started. "You can sposta here for all we care."
"If te two are going to behave like children the whole time we are here, then I'll send te both back to Sunnydale."...

yea i made the titolo to be something a little less opinionated, and più open to other peoples opinon. so if te agree, say why, and if not, give some examples of her good side! all i did was her bad side cuz thats my opinion. :)

These are from the first chapter of Eclipse.

pg. 14-Charlie to Bella"You're hurting Jake's feelings, avoiding him like this."
response: HOLY CRAP listen to your father Bella!!! te have got a serious problem, and te are hurting poor Jake in the process! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!? GET..A..LIFE, and leave Jacob out of it

pg. 17-in Bella's mind"I wrenched the door out...

Okay this is a Rosalie and emmett fan fiction.Thanks to someone special named KEVIN. i thought about this. LOL

I was hunting in the upper north part of Canada and then all of a sudden i hear a man screaming, but then I smell the smell of blood. Pure Human blood. Curious and thirsty i go to see what was making all the noise.
I see this beautiful man who looks like Henry, Vera's son from long fa and this beautiful man is being malled orso an angry grizzly bear. i can see him, the beautiful man writhing in pain, trying to defend himself from that pitiful thing he calls a monster. Only watching...