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Wilhelmina [to Bradford]: "I thought I smelled jewelry."
Fabia: "You must come to the ceremony. I won't be able to get married without my something old."
Wilhelmina: "Oh, with the veins in your legs, te already have your something blue."
Marc: Little glitch. Teeny, tiny, Cindy Crawford mole-sized problem. It looks like St. Patrick's Cathedral is already booked for June 16.
Wilhelmina: What?!
Marc: What do te get from St. Patrick's? Bad incense, and a bunch of guilty men in dresses.
Wilhelmina: Fabia?! That little Euro-Wench is getting married?!
Marc: And she got Elton John to sing for the wedding. He's re-written "Candle In the Wind" just for her.
Wilhelmina: What?! He was re-writing "Candle in the Wind" for me!
Marc: Ugh, give that Queen twenty-bucks and she'll re-write it for anybody.
Wilhelmina: Get Fabia over here. Wedding Summit '07 is on!
Wilhelmina: te really can't see those lines, can you?
Marc: Nope. You're as dead on the outside as te are on the inside.
Wilhelmina (to Daniel): Uh, what you're saying is we... should put thin, pretty women wearing nice outfits in this fashion magazine?
Alexis: Uh, while we take care of real business...
Daniel: If te had any...
Wilhelmina: Okay girls, tuck em back in. You're both big.
Wilhelmina: She swam the English Channel in a leather bikini, we already have the title: The Daredevil Wears Prada.
Wilhelmina: He patted my hand!
Marc: Maybe that's foreplay?
Wilhelmina: In a nursing home!
Wilhelmina: Higher... I detto higher!
Christina: Any higher and I'll be giving te a pelvic exam!
Marc: Ow! Well, fill my bucket with nothing but thighs!
Wilhelmina: Relax Colonel, we all know te prefer nuggets.
Wilhelmina: [about Betty] I don't like it when she smiles. Its so... metallic.
ciao all. I have a great book -- definitely in the “Ugly Betty” mode -- to recommend. It’s called “The Flawless Skin of Ugly People” (by a guy named Doug Crandell) and it’s fabulous. It’s about the relationship between a misfit of a guy with really bad acne and his extremely overweight girlfriend. Think Jenny Craig ad crossed with ProActiv infomercial, and you’ll get the idea. The best thing, though, is that this is a real Amore story, really romantic. And a really comforting read for anybody (like me) tired of all the perfect Heroes and heroines in these kind of books. It’s out this week (and in paperback, which is good), and definitely worth buying.
