This isn't mine, but I thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!
Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.
"I can't believe you!"
Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the cucina where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…
At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.
"How hard is it to watch where te aim a water hose? What were te even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.
"Yeah? Well, te could've told me te were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.
"I did! But te were so caught up in being an idiot that te didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.
"You really told me te were behind me?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think so."
"Are te calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"Moron."
"Liar."
"Idiot."
"Replacement."
Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of popcorn in front of him watching the two intensely.
"Don't mind me! te know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when te guys will just make out already."
"Me and him? te must be kidding." Artemis said.
"You know me, Robin. I would never data a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge detto so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.
Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.
"I can't believe you!"
Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the cucina where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…
At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.
"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.
"How hard is it to watch where te aim a water hose? What were te even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.
"Yeah? Well, te could've told me te were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.
"I did! But te were so caught up in being an idiot that te didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.
"You really told me te were behind me?"
"Yeah."
"I don't think so."
"Are te calling me a liar?"
"Yes."
"Moron."
"Liar."
"Idiot."
"Replacement."
Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of popcorn in front of him watching the two intensely.
"Don't mind me! te know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when te guys will just make out already."
"Me and him? te must be kidding." Artemis said.
"You know me, Robin. I would never data a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge detto so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.
“When we take revenge against another, we lose some of our innocence”, that’s what they tell me. So I guess I Lost all of my innocence. Oh well, I Lost it early, might as well have gotten rid of it. See people throw random Citazioni everywhere, a lot of them don’t seem to apply to me.
“When te get knocked down, pick yourself up and brush yourself off,” I pull the legs of the person who pushed me, bringing them down too.
“It takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 4 to punch, punzone the person,” And it only takes 4 più to snap their necks.
Catch my drift? Good.
My name is Agony
And this is my story.
“When te get knocked down, pick yourself up and brush yourself off,” I pull the legs of the person who pushed me, bringing them down too.
“It takes 42 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 4 to punch, punzone the person,” And it only takes 4 più to snap their necks.
Catch my drift? Good.
My name is Agony
And this is my story.
Eclipses POV
I knew it, I knew it would happen but why like this? I knew they would find me but to go that far just to get me back, back to being what I was…Man-Made, back to having someone’s signature carved into my body forever. I told them I was natural, 100% mutant. But I lied about every word about my past and I lied to such good people now worse has come to worst, my Friends are dead o so I thought and the biggest secret I could ever hold burst out like some one who had jus pulled the trigger on a gun then they had to sit and watch as the man who made me finished his greatest master piece...Me! But of corse, one of my souls biggest wish came true, Alice became me and I became Alice but after all that Eclipse, I had to pay the price which could only be paid……in blood but in the end no one wins.
I knew it, I knew it would happen but why like this? I knew they would find me but to go that far just to get me back, back to being what I was…Man-Made, back to having someone’s signature carved into my body forever. I told them I was natural, 100% mutant. But I lied about every word about my past and I lied to such good people now worse has come to worst, my Friends are dead o so I thought and the biggest secret I could ever hold burst out like some one who had jus pulled the trigger on a gun then they had to sit and watch as the man who made me finished his greatest master piece...Me! But of corse, one of my souls biggest wish came true, Alice became me and I became Alice but after all that Eclipse, I had to pay the price which could only be paid……in blood but in the end no one wins.