I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the Amore of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if te get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened da the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather o cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house da noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the strada, via bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and te had to choose, would te go to lunch o to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the Amore of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if te get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened da the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather o cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house da noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the strada, via bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and te had to choose, would te go to lunch o to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
can some people come unisciti some of my club they will be fun if people unisciti them and make things on them it will make me happy has everything✌(◕‿-)✌
they are this so if te can think about it i will make te so happy and post some commenti on them
they are this♥╣[-_-]╠♥
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2.life is to live웃❤유
3.about wee(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
so if te want te can ask me anything if te need to know why i made them and they will be really fun
(✿ ♥‿♥)
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
I WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
☜(ˆ▽ˆ)LOVE THEM MAKE THEM FUN POST ANYTHING te WANT
they are this so if te can think about it i will make te so happy and post some commenti on them
they are this♥╣[-_-]╠♥
1.taylor veloce, swift fandom(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
2.life is to live웃❤유
3.about wee(˘‿˘ʃƪ)
so if te want te can ask me anything if te need to know why i made them and they will be really fun
(✿ ♥‿♥)
(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥
I WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY
☜(ˆ▽ˆ)LOVE THEM MAKE THEM FUN POST ANYTHING te WANT