I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the Amore of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if te get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened da the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather o cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house da noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the strada, via bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and te had to choose, would te go to lunch o to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the Amore of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out..'
Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if te get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened da the time she brings it to the couch.
A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather o cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house da noon!'
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the strada, via bald and still think they are beautiful!
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and te had to choose, would te go to lunch o to a movie?
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
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October Vampires
March Of The Dead
Through The Eyes Of A Killer
Bloodbath On Monday!
Fear the Spork
Run With Scissors
Toxic Neon
When Two Are One
Blood Red Saturday
Eat the Children,Raw!
Lipstick Napkins
Forever December
Unhappy Meal
Welcome to the Freakshow
I Like Pie,but Pie Doesn't Like Me
Ace Diggy
Chemical Reaction
Skateboarding is Deadly
Blood Thristy Vampires
I Slap People With Sammiches
With te Stake My Heart
!@#$%^&*
Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. WILL Hurt You
Save My Soul
Let Them Die
Let Her In
Bleeding Black Roses
When Will te Let Me In
Crooked Spoons
Blood Splatter Dress
If I Promise Not To Kill You,Can I Have A Hug?
October Vampires