Application For Permission To data My Daughter
Note: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied da a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical segnala from your physician.


Name:
data of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
IQ:
GPA:
Social Security Number:
Driver's License Number:
Boy Scout Rank:
Telephone:
home Address:
City:
State:
Zip:



Do te have one male and one female parent? ____
If "No", explain:



Number of years your parents have been married: ____
Any brothers o sisters? ____
Are they normal? ____


Do te own o have access to a van? ____
A truck with oversize tires? ____
A waterbed? ____


Do te have an earring, nose ring, o belly button ring? ____


Do te have a tattoo? ____

If te have answered YES to #3, #4 o #5, discontinue application and leave immediately.


In fifty words o less, what does Late mean to you?





In fifty words o less, what does Don't touch my daughter mean to you?





In fifty words o less, what does Abstinence mean to you?





In fifty words o less, what does Real Pain mean to you?





Church/Temple te attend: ____________________________

How often do te attend: ____________________________


When would be the best time to interview your mother, father and priest/rabbi? ____________________________



Please fill in the blanks:


If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded would be my ____________________________


If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken would be my ____________________________


A woman's place is in the ____________________________


The one thing I hope this application doesn't ask is ____________________________


When I meet a girl, the one thing I always notice about her first is ____________________________

Note: If answer begins with "T" o "A", discontinue and leave premises - keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised





What do te want to be if te grow up?





I swear that all the above information is correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, bodily harm, dismemberment, torture o mental abuse.
Signature of applicant _________________________________

Signature of father _____________________________________

Signature of mother ____________________________________

Signature of priest/rabbi ___________________________________

Signature of State Representative _________________________



Thank te for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow 4-6 years for processing. te will be contacted in Scrivere if approved. If denied, please never apply again. Don't call me, I'll call you.