random Article: Funny situations between girls and boys

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posted by t_direction

BOY : I can't leave te ...
GIRL : Do te Amore me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did te miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were te away??

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw te baciare last night?
BOY : What time was it??

GIRL : Say te Amore me! Say te Amore me!
BOY : te Amore me ...

GIRL : If we become engaged will te give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.

GIRL : Do te remember when te proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an ora ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest ora of my life ...

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't te ever want to improve??

BOY : I Amore te and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

GIRL1: Have te ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth

BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a data once? o was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!

BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

BOY : Will te come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!

BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!

BOY : Do te think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck

deathding, jessy_an and 5 others like this

a11-swift so funny

jessy_an Lol XD

gwendiamond LOL!

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101 Ways to Flirt

posted by bizeshnakarki

I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket o cappotto if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub quiz the other giorno I Lost da one point. The domanda was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other domande was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that mela, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing negozio that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombardiere jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Most popolare ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly popolare with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming più common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us da our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service scrivania, reception and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid o a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

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added by Usui--takumi

Source: Google

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How to get over a crush :-)

posted by Thecharliejay

Think
1.    1
Realization. Even though it may seem impossible, the truth is, nothing is impossible. If te keep thinking it's impossible, then it will be. Have faith
2
Analyze the situation. Create a lista of "pros" and "cons" to help te better understand why you're seeking Amore o acceptance from this person.
2.    3
Don't worry about things te can't help. Acknowledge the impossibility as something that is totally out of your hands (ex: marriage, age, sexuality, hang-ups) and know that if something is meant to be, it will be.
3.    4
Don't...