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5 Things te can do to annoy your dog o cat

posted by teamalice_0

1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog o cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at te look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat o dog to bug the other!
(Only if te want two animals!)

4. When your dog o cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and te are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so te can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.

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twilight fan enough is enough

posted by jedigal1990

okay i know alot of people are going to get mad at me for this but to bad like te twilight fan keep saying anything goes on this spot so here it is.
I am so sick and tired of hearing about twilight on spots that don't relate to twilight i mean there is a million spots dedicated to twilight so why not post there i mean i realize this spot is for anything but i searched twilight on this spot and 6 freaking pages came up this is not a twilight spot and believe it o not some people don't like twilight and we shouldn't have to always come across domande and video and fanpicks and pictures...

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Gender Roles

posted by Heroine999

I honestly think this whole gender role shit is stupid but here is how gender roles work to people:

Women:

1.)Women cook,clean and take care of children.
2.)Women are to be protected & weak.
3.)Women are to be property and look up to there boyfriend o husband as they would God.
4.)Women are not to do jobs/careers like these:fightfighting,police,marine,army,etc,etc.
5.)Women are to be feminine not masculine.
6.)Women should be model,fashion designers,artsist,etc.

Men:

1.)Are to be masters of there wifes/girlfriends.
2.)Men are to protect women.
3.)Men are to pay finaces.
4.)Men are to be masculine...

Requirements for the essay. Scrivere algorithm.

posted by MaryHarris03

Requirements for the essay. Scrivere algorithm.

1. the essay should be perceived as a whole, the idea should be clear and understandable.
2. the essay should not contain anything superfluous, should include. Only the information that is necessary to reveal your link
3. Each paragraph of the essay should contain only one main idea.
4. the essay should mostra that its autore knows and meaningfully
uses theoretical concepts, terms, generalizations, worldview ideas.
5. the essay should contain convincing argumentation of the stated position on the problem.

-Memo when Scrivere an essay.
-Before starting to...

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Things te learn from horror Film

posted by haliethefangirl

Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies

• I learned that if the house te are living in tells te to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a coltello is chasing te around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, te idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never diviso, spalato up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

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Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. Stick your palm open under the stall bacheca and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondi and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

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"learn to fly"

posted by Dreamtime

when te feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and te Lost the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and te find te always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if te turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if te need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and te will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each giorno that te cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...

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Train Joke

posted by Shelly_McShelly

Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would te do if te realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”

Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”

“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.

“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, risposte Tom.

“What if that had been struck da lightning?” challenges the inspector.

“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here...

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Useful

posted by Usui--takumi

Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall bacheca and ask your neighbor, ''May I borrow a highlighter?''
2. ''Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.''
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. ''Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.''
5. ''Damn, this water is cold.''
6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 secondi and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
7. ''Now how did that get there?''
8. ''Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.''
9. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew....

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True Story!

posted by invadercalliope

At james madison
TODAY at the girls locker room my friend
Tamarra (shes a smal ugly miggit XD) and her bf
(who is pretty cute and tall) Who went into the girls lockr room and i keept repeating
"Get Out Get Out" tamara detto "no he can stay" and then he kissed her and left.
so then i keept repeating A baciare :3 A KISS
Tamarra: it was just a kiss
me: :3 A KISS
tamarra: SHUT UP
me: A baciare :3
Tamarra: SHUT THE F*** UP
me: A KISS
me: nyuu......

Well the descrizione of this story is i was so adorable that giorno X3

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WHAT TO DO IF YOUR BOYFRIEND BREAKS UP WITH YOU?

posted by ShiningsTar542

As many of te girls out there know who have gone through this, all te want to do after a break-up is cry...

te want to cry because te are hurt and because he broke your heart, but take my consigli and crying will soon be a thing of the past:

1-After a break-up go shopping and hang with your Friends every day. Do NOT stay home alone o te will feel depressed.

2-You MUST stay active. Do exercise (which will make te feel better on another level), do art, read, make things, and help out around the house. te could even clean!

3-Spoil yourself. Have your preferito dessert, o go to a movie o a concerto with all your friends.

Remember, do not look at old foto of the two of te o stay home listening to Amore songs. te have to sposta on. Put the pictures in a box and don't look at them for a loooooooong time.

consigli sent in da Wambie Shiningstar542 (14)

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Weight Loss Program

posted by Bluekait

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The successivo day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 anno old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If te can catch me, te can have me."

Without a secondo thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the successivo four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs...

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Go after your dreams and don't give up (inspiring quote i wrote)

posted by koolkat-1104

i wanna tell te something and te better listen good here.If there's something te really enjoy and te have a huge dream that your really passionate about then go after it.Don't be afraid to follow your cuore because your cuore will lead te to the right direction.Don't let anyone discourage te and idc who the heck they are.You are always going to meet 2 people in your life.One person will discourage te and tell te that te are never gonna make it and the other person will encourage te to follow te dreams and will believe in you.They will want te to follow your dreams.So listen to that...

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Facts About Red Heads

posted by E-Scope90

I'm not trying to be abusive in any way, I just found this. I didn't write this.

Approximately 1-2% of humans, o about two in 100 people in the world, have red hair.j
The ancient Greeks believed that redheads would turn into Vampiri#From Dracula to Buffy... and all creatures of the night in between. after they died.i
Otherwise dark hair may turn red o blond in cases of severe protein deficiency due to starvation.c
Red is the rarest hair color in humans
The most rare hair color in humans is red.b
During the Middle Ages, a child with red hair was thought to be conceived during “unclean sex” o during menstruation.b
Red hair doesn’t gray as much as other hair...

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random jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This anatra walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do te have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the anatra leaves.

The successivo day, the anatra returns and asks, "Do te have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the anatra leaves.

The giorno after that, the anatra walks in the store again and asks "Do te have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told te no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if te come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM te KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS:

posted by milorox18

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read domande aloud, dibattito your risposte with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that te can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this domanda on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into...

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How To Annoy People At A Funeral (not that te would want to XD)

posted by slytherin360

Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Amore with te
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until te find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit te first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of te shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give te a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...

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51 Fun Things to Do at Church

posted by thatguywashot

1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray Cani in cappotto closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet Musica with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person successivo to it: "Is this sede, sedile SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant spiaggia ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten minuti before it starts, find...

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Just to let te know.

posted by Trainofdoom

Hello everybody this is a short rant about grammar. I have been seeing a LOT of these mistakes. normally I wouldn't care about such petty errors but en masse they really drive me insane.

They're=THEY ARE;They're going to the park.
Their= Group Possessive;It's their money
There=location/thing; Is there anything we can do?

Your=Possessive; Your cat is white.
You're=YOU ARE. te are late to class.

Sorry I went elementary school teacher/Grammar Nazi on your collective illiterate asses but I just felt the need to reinstate some level of intelligence back to this club.

That is all.

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10 preferito YouTuber's

posted by yamishadow2001

10. Number 10 is HMK he makes video about Legend of Zelda,Kingdom hearts,Super smash bros., etc., but yeah HMK comes in at number 10.
9. Thundershot69 don't laugh about his channel name, but makes video about Dragon Ball Z and he plays video games he's awesome so yeah.
8. Thefinebros. They make video where people react to watching something and all kinds of cool stuff.
7. Pewwwwwdiiiiiieepie! But wait te might say this," ehhhhhhhh pewdiepie suuuucks lolalalalalal uuuuuuuuhhhhhh." Well this is My Opinion anyway he makes lets play videos, animation, aaaaannnnnd Fridays with Pewdiepie.
6. Jared...