Twilight la saga Article: In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

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In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

posted by Jakesgirl94

Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if te are Leggere this and te have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then te should go and read it.This will not make sense if te have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).

Ok so , first of all this articolo made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death da twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever te are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 anno old parents sofa watching spongebob that te should really get a life.
If all that te can do is hate on people that te are jealous of than te should really find somone più worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual articolo itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when te say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So te are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight fan have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would te expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.

And te say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever te learned in school doesn't really matter!Since te are a Harry potter fan, do te care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if te think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do te have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if te don't than te are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my articolo I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to attraversare, croce over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!

abbyhutch35, DramaGeek and 4 others like this

eclipse64 This is a bit....harsh. I normally don't respond to articles like this, because I know that I'll get attacked by fans, but come on people. We all have different opinions. You don't need to attack someone just because they think the book isn't good. Please don't attack me for this comment, but just let people have their opinions. You can disagree politely. You also shouldn't make unfounded accusations about this person. Its sort of rude. Please don't attack me for this comment!!!

isabell118 I agree with what eclipse64 says,this article is a bit harsh.But still how can you be polite to a person that says ALLLLL that!?!Whoever wrote that article needs to brace herself for the angry Twilighter mob that SHE unleashed on HERSELF!!!!!! >:D

twilightaddict I am soooo glad you wrote this. I feel the exact same way. I don't think its harsh. She was the one that wrote the article in the first place. She knew that when she wrote it all of us Twilighters would be hating on her. If people really don't like the books then guess what....DON'T READ IT! I hate Harry Potter, so guess what I'm not going to read them. And I'm not going to ruin everybody's fun that likes Harry Potter by writing long articles about how much it sucks and how much I hate it. I don't think you were being harsh at all. I agree with isabell118 and that this person needs to prepare for the angry Twilighter mob. :) It feels good to get it all out of my system...hahaha. :)

Jakesgirl94 I guess that you are right , it is a bit harsh , but I guess I just read the article and was pretty pissed .When I look over it now I could have been nicer ,sorry if i offended anyone:(

tigerlover656 i totally agree witht he baby thing because i wrote an article on that and everybod telling me that its not possible and i keep trying to tell them that its fictional! anything can happen! and i was right! but i hate the sex. you guys must be like, desparate or something.no offense. i mean thats kind of creepy. not kind of but a lot! sorry if i offended anyone

fictionalornot Whether or not it's fiction doesn't matter. What makes fictional stories so great is that there are explanations on things that make sense and make you able to believe the story is real. Just like Batman. Does Batman exist? I don't think so. But is it logically possible? Yes, it is.

SuicidalSmoke You appall me with this article. It doesn't matter if she wrote an article you didn't agree with. You are tarnishing the names of fans everywhere with this. I hate to think of the poor, sane, respectful fans who have to deal with dimwitted twelve-year-olds like yourself that think it's funny to call anyone with an actual, sane, full supported opinion that is opposite your own a lesbian, or a 75-year-old couch dweller. Have you ever wondered why everyone else on the internet thinks Twilight fans are morons? You're a prime example Someone comes out with a few reasons why they don't agree and you go off the deep end (complete with lack of spelling and punctuation, might I add). I hope you Twilight fans realize just how small and immature some of you are. When a bad review comes out about Harry Potter, or Eragon or a Nora Roberts book, you don't see the fans say "Oh, well she deserves to be mobbed" or "Oh, let's send her death threats" or "We're gonna get you!!!!1" Most people have more sense than that. Most people have tolerance for other's opinions. It's a shame that some of you Twilight fans don't. (Also, it doesn't matter if the book is fictional, it still has to make sense. Harry Potter is fictional. Does that mean JK Rowling writes giant flying pink hippos in whenever she wants? No. It wouldn't make sense. If Harry whipped out a laptop and Googled something, it wouldn't make sense, since wizards don't use Muggle equipment. Stephenie Meyer said that vampires couldn't have children. Essentially, since vampires are dead, Edward's sperm should've decayed, leaving him with nothing left. But it didn't. Now that doesn't make sense, does it?) But really, please come visit [url=http://www.twilightsucks.com]us[/url]. I assure you...we don't bite.

abbyhutch35 I agree with what you said!

vampiressparkle I am 100% on with SuicidalSmoke. Now let me make it very clear that I love Twilight. Any of you who have seen me around the various Twilight spots on the site know just how much I love Twilight. But I am honestly ashamed to call myself a Twilighter right now. Firstly, the world does not revolve around the book. It's just a book. And secondly Miss Rice had an opinion and she shared it with the world. Was the way she stated her opinion a little rude and perhaps a bit extreme? Yeah. Do I agree with her? No. But its her opinion. I'm not going to go and throw a hissy fit every time someone doesn't agree with me. Twilight fans have a reputation of being the brattiest and most irrational and immature fandom out there. And more and more people are proving it right.

abbyhutch35 Guys, the person who wrote the origianal article didn't hold back on anything they felt about Twilight, so why should JakesGirl94 hold back? I don't think any of us should criticize something that someone obviously spent alot of time on.

raucousbeccy So basically you cannot defend the books without resorting to name calling? All people who don't like Twilight must be lesbian feminists, is that what you are trying to say? How ridiculously pathetic, not to mention bordering on homophobic. But hey, you are clearly a SRS BSNS fan, who has blind faith in what ever is spouting in the series and Edward could probably rape and murder Bella but you would still love him, cos, OMG! HE SPARKLES! <3 <3 You mention it is a fictional book, yes it is, of course it is. But when writing books about supernatural creatures or fantasy you have to at least try to adhere to canon or at the very least, know your stuff. Stephanie admitted in an interview she has never read any vamp books, indeed, she hasn't even read anything in the horror / supernatural genre. Which is why she makes herself look like an idiot quite frankly. She said Edward could father children because she read a myth about an incubus and refers to the Denali clan in Midnight Sun as succubus. GUESS WHAT? They are demons, not vampires! Two totally different types of supernatural being. A good writer should at least do proper research. Twihards like yourself are giving every normal fan a bad name. Rabid comes to mind. The world is not going to end because someone doesn't like Twilight. When you grow up you will come to realise that the love Edward and Bella share is pretty obsessive and not healthy. Much like the way Twilight fans obsess over Edward and the books. Hell, even Robert Pattinson figured that out about Edward and he is playing him. I have been involved in some crazy fandoms in my time but believe me, I hadn't seen anything till Twilight exploded. For the record, I have read all the books. I quite enjoy them, but in a so-bad-they're-good kind of way. Stephanie Meyer, in the grand scheme of writers, is pretty bad. Although, if your spelling and punctuation is anything to go by, it is clear why you might have not figured that out.

Purple_Iris If you are going to "spoil (their) fun," you could at least use the Spelling and Grammar checker first.

TwilitEyes ok, at first, i have to admit that i agreed with you and i hated it. but now i've come to realize that your being kind of harsh. i mean, people are out there right now talking about how twilight is just for a bunch of fan girls that are wanna be vampires that are too emotional and pms'ing, and that they're taking over places like hot topic because of twilight. so i think that you shouldn't yell at whoever wrote the original article because it was their opinion and they can hate us if they want to.

alice_cullen_12 Can we all just calm down! (Please don't bite my head off for saying that!) I Agree with the article, I think, but I couldn't find "Twilight Sucks, and not in a good way." I still love Twilight more than anything else in the world! Also, all the Twilight haters are not lesbian feminists! So thanks for saying that about my BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!! Really, you say it's not good to write a hate article, but you just did! (And what's wrong with lesbian feminists, anyway?) I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alice_cullen_12 Hey! I told my friends that they're lesbian feminists to you, and their ready to KILL you! And their parents have chainsaws, if you know what I mean.............

vijiis Well, flame me for saying it, but the other article was absolutely right. Stop acting so immature if you disagree, and respond like an intelligent human being.

alice_cullen_12 I DID respond like an intelligent human being. Do you have a reason why the other article was right, vijiis? My mother always says: You have to have a reason to if you say your opinion. So you're being immature if you say that Twilight sucks without a reason. By the Way, are you calling me un-intelligent?

alice_cullen_12 Are you going to answer me, or run away from the comments you don't agree with? You'll never go very far if you can't take construstive critism. So respond, or be hypocritical.

teamedward2009 CAN SOMEBODY LEAD ME TO THE ORIGINAL ARTICAL PLEASE?!?!?!?!

alice_cullen_12 teamedward2009, search for "Twilight Sucks and Not in a Good Way" and then look at links. There's only one link. (a link that sucks!)

arachnamist well, to be perfectly honestly with all of you; i find all of you extremely hypocritical. you say that "everyone is entitled to their own opinion" and yet, you go on to say on how twilight is awesome and that everyone should like it.

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Never Turning Back 1

posted by LexisFaith

A sequal to No turning back :)

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I opened my eyes to see Edward staring at me. His green eyes sparkling and faint smile played on his lips.

"Morning." He whispered and traces my cheek bone with the tip of a finger.

"Morning." I smiled slighly and press my head foward to give him the first baciare of the day.

"I hear little feet." He grins.

I turn over just as the door opens. "Hey, sweetie." I smile.

"Hi, Mommy." Ever walked over to the edge of the letto and I picked her up, laying her in between Edward and I. She was three now. A very smart three anno old....

Here's the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Okay, no hate comments. I made it in an answer on the random spot, and I thought it'd be fun to share!

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The successivo day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The giorno after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen o my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

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Seth Clearwater-FOREVER!!(An Imprint Story)

posted by kaulitztwinsfan

Sorry guys 4 being late, had exams, ended just on Friday!!

Chapter 3

Norah's POV

I'm waiting for death to take over me, the pain, my whole body was about to die. Oh!! C'mon let me die!!
Enough of cuore ache and oain..
I was letting out silent tears, but all of a sudden, I let out a loud sob. Why isn't DEATH coming??
Why is it taking so long??
Then I heard something, footsteps of something heavy but soft
THE BEAR???
not again, please please please...
Slow death was better than being ripped off, my whole body ripped of da a bear..
I sobbed louder.. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Let me die alone..
Please Please Please...

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Changed Plans (Bella's Pov) Chapter 13

posted by rubytuesday101

Carlisle went at 2 and esme went home at 3 because they were all going hunting including edward.I made him go saying that i was going to letto earlie and that i would be fine,he finally left and i ate my cena watched a film then went to bed.I wasnt worried Victoria hasnt been anywhere near forks since she tried to kill me.

1 WEEK LATER:
Today is Friday and it is kinda sunny outside,edward and the rest of the family are going hunting tomorrow so i am going to stay inside when they go so safty reasons.Me and Edward are in the back garden,i am laying on the hammock and edward is planting flowers....

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Renesmee C. Cullen

posted by karleetaylor

This is Renesmee's POV. Like ten years into the future since Breaking Dawn. It's my first fan fic so please be nice (:

The wind was silky against my curls as we ran through the albero tops. My mother and father were shortly behind me. I was faster than them. I was faster than anyone. But I didn’t like running on the ground. te had to zigzag too much. In the trees, te could swing from branch to branch and be fancier than on the ground. I jumped and leapt and swung through the trees like a gymnast.
“Renesmee!” My mother called. I could hear her feet touch the branches...

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Conversation EPOV part 12

posted by CarlislesLover

Hope te like it :).x

“B...B...I...B”

“Am I really that bad Edward?”

“I Amore te so much” I suddenly came out with. It was all I could think of to say. “I Amore te too Edward. But please apologize to your family first before we carry on”

“I’m sorry everyone. Alice I didn’t mean to I was just so angry”

“It’s ok Edward, I know how hard it was for te without Bella” she walked over to me and hugged me tightly, her burns had started to disappear and she didn’t look so rough any more. “Esme I’m sorry”

“It’s ok” She came over and hugged me. Bella had obviously...

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When they all come back Chap 9

posted by NeeNee14

I woke up around 4:30 a.m. since I had to go to work and work with the devil. I wrote a note to Edward telling him when I should be back. I kissed Kammie on the forehead and kissed Edward on the cheek. His eyes fluttered open and he looked at me.
"I'm sorry I woke you." I whispered to him. He frowned.
"You're leaving." It was più of a statement than a question. I shook my head yes and kissed him again.
"I'll be back later today." I detto and left.
I arrived on location around 5:00 AM. I walked over to the make-up trailer and sat down in one of the chair. Karen was going to do my make-up..She was...

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Friends Forever 3

posted by LexisFaith

Edward

Yesterday was a turning point. For all five of us.
Rosalie told everyone she passed "Hello." o "Morning!". She never talked to anyone but Maria and Leslie.
When Jasper spotted anyone of us in the hall, he would break away from his group and talk to us untill the minuto campana, bell rang.
Alice still commentato on shoes, but not just on Lauren's. On every girl's in the school. Along with their clothes and hair.
Emmett wore a belt, and kept "shorty" and "Gangsta'" out of his vocabulary.
Bella would tell her Friends (Jacob, Seth, Quil, and Paul) hello, but didn't stop to chat. She would walk down about...

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No Turning Back 11

posted by LexisFaith

A quick shout out! A big thank te to shivers-zimmy for the awesome encouragement! So, this chapter is for te :)
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Bella

Febuary. Three più months of school, and I'm three month's pregnant. Edward and I are leaving school early tomorrow and going to the doctor. We get to figure out what we are having and about the time it will be due. te don't relize why people are so excited about these things untill te have them yourself. This is the most exciting thing, ever.
"What names have te settled on?" Angela and I were whispering back and forth before...

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No Turning Back 6

posted by LexisFaith

Edward and his family were out of town for the weekend. They would be back on Monday, so here I sit, in my empty room, on Friday, after school.
I sat looking out the window in hopes of something entertaing happen. But here in Forks, something entertaing wasn't promised. I sighed and sloped down in my scrivania, reception chair.
There had to be someone I could call and hang out with tonight. I grabbed my phone off my scrivania, reception and flipped though my contacts.
Alice. She was out with Edward
Angela. She was baby sitting her little brothers.
Ben. He was probably with Lauren.
Brady. Has a girlfriend to hang out with.
Collin....

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Emmett Cullen Quotes!!!

posted by Damon_Rocks

She’s diabolical.
Emmett Cullen, Twilight, Chapter 18, p.387

I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone.
Emmett Cullen, New Moon, Chapter 1, p.26

I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much più fun with te around.
Emmett Cullen, Eclipse, Chapter 4, p.93

You’re monopolizing the bride. Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 4, p.69

Nice to have toddlers guarding the fort.
Emmett Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 11, p.221

Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably...

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Jasper and Emmett's Enjoyment

posted by basketballstar

This short story is based mainly on Twilight. It's mainly about the enjoyment that I thought Jasper and Emmett would have got out of Edward falling for a human. The three of them always seemed to be close in my mind, so I figured that Jasper and Emmett would tease Edward after he fell in love. Please commento and tell me what te think!!
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Jasper and Emmett got way too much enjoyment out of the fact that I was in Amore with a human. They would look at me across the sitting room when I would be Leggere there and start snickering, nudging each other and thinking of how hilarious it was that...

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Jacob o Edward?-Who is the better choice for Bella?-

posted by missing_99

Twilight fan have debated on whether who is better for Bella Swan.Either werewolf Jacob Black, o vampire Edward Cullen.Seeing Bella loves both of them, who is the better choice?Is it what Bella wants, o what she needs?

Edward Cullen seems to be Bella's dream come true.And the Amore of her life.But is he right for her?Edward is dead, cold, and has no heartbeat.And hard.Bella has to say goodbyes to her family and Friends if she chooses Edward.And she'll be dead, too.Over time, her family and Friends will die out.

Jacob is Bella's best friend.Their simple friendship changes dramatically during...

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Moonlight Nessie's P.O.V Chap 2

posted by NeeNee14

I felt like I sat there for hours waiting for Jake to return. It was starting to get dark. Someone was walking up behind me , but I didn't turn to look. My father sat down successivo to me. I laid my head on his shoulder. he kissed my hair and held me
"Nessie," he detto after a moment "it's getting dark. It will be time to go home soon"
"He's coming back. I know he is." I said. My father sighed and got up. I started to get sleepy. I closed my eyes and leaned my head against the banister when a warm hand touched me. It was Jacob he came back. smiled and then my face became serious.
"Nessie, I'm sorry....

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Cullens meet Hales part 3

posted by Cullens4eva

Ok so just thought I’d let te all know that I don’t own twilight *sigh* but I will!! It’s one of my reasons to live in life! lol enjoy!
Edward Pov
I still can’t see why we have to go stay with our uncle Aro. Aro seriously creep’s me and my bro’s out; he just has this vibe about him. Carlisle and Renee where going somewhere apparently, and Emmett, Jasper and I couldn’t go. So were off to New York, The Big Apple. I dragged my fully loaded cases down the stairs of our house in Chicago. I saw Emmett follow me from behind.
“Hey little Eddie! Looking inoltrare, avanti to seeing Aro?” I growled...

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True Lies,Teen Girls(Chapter Fifteen)

posted by moolah

Make Out SessioN!

Rosalie’s P.O.V:
I heard Edward growl again, and he backed up even more. I stomped my foot, “Oh come on!” I yelled. “I mean, look at me! Look at it!” I growled and ran up to my room. Edward must’ve been angry because I heard him mumble, “Stupid bitch.” I fell to the floor and put my head in my numb hands. How could he not like me? How? Just tell me! I grabbed my ipod and turned on a random song, da Adam Lambert. I sang along, then finally gave it up and grabbed my purse, shoved my ipod in their, and lodged out my window. I ran out of the woods and into the Walgreen’s on thirty-Third...

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Tough Amore Part 2

posted by twilight_luv3

EDWARD

I had to hold back my temper so I wouldn't go rip Mike and Jessica's heads off. How dare Mike think of Bella naked! And Jessica think of Bella boring and plain! She is the most beautiful creature to ever walk the face of the Earth.

My anger must have been visable because my Amore spoke up."Edward what's wrong?"

"Nothing love."

That was worse than Bella attempting to lie and she knew it.

"Edward tell me" Damn.

"Just some of your fellow classmates having some very rude and completely untrue thoughts."

"About?" Bella asked.

I opened my mouth to say nothing but she gave me a that look and I spoke...

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Tough Amore

posted by twilight_luv3

MIKE

Oh.

My.

F***ing.

God.

They're actually getting baciare in the f***ing lunchroom. te have got to be kidding me. Great. Now Cullen feels the painful need to avvolgere his arms around her and murmer sweet nothings in her ear.

Could this get any worse?

Damnit Mike! Why would te say that? It always actually gets worse when te say that.

Because now Bella is on his lap and they are very close. I'm talking you-can't-slip-a-f***ing-piece-of-paper-between-them close.

My future wife is baciare the freak. And I think I just saw him f***ing smirk. Motherf***er.

She could be with me and we would be so much happier....

New Moon - Chapter 2 - Stitches (pages 30-33)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

NEW MOON - chapter 2 - STITCHES

Carlisle was the only one who stayed calm. Centuries of experience in the emergency room were evident in his quiet, authoritative voice.
“Emmett, Rose, get Jasper outside.”
Unsmiling for once, Emmett nodded. “Come on, Jasper.”
Jasper struggled against Emmett’s unbreakable grasp, twisting around, reaching toward his brother with his bared teeth, his eyes still past reason.
Edward’s face was whiter than bone as he wheeled to crouch over me, taking a clearly defensive position. A low warning growl slid from between his clenched teeth....

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A Youtube Script(Twilight)Preview/Trailer

posted by moolah

Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan

A Youtube script:
anteprima of: Duh!
(This will not be featured on Youtube. It is basically something I could put on Youtube.)
(Tell me because if I figure out how to make video I will feature it…if te like it.)
Preview:
Bella: Since te left I found someone.
Edward: Who?
Bella: …
Edward: Well...?
(Black screen)
When things change-we change with them.
Rosalie: I don’t want you…
Emmett: How? How could te not want me?
Rosalie: I changed…
Emmett: Oh yeah…well…*balls fist up*
Rosalie: NO!
(Black)
And we never understand it…until it flashes in front.
Alice: I can’t do this, Jasper…
Jasper:...