Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if te are Leggere this and te have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then te should go and read it.This will not make sense if te have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).
Ok so , first of all this articolo made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death da twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever te are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 anno old parents sofa watching spongebob that te should really get a life.
If all that te can do is hate on people that te are jealous of than te should really find somone più worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual articolo itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when te say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So te are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight fan have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would te expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.
And te say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever te learned in school doesn't really matter!Since te are a Harry potter fan, do te care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if te think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do te have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if te don't than te are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my articolo I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to attraversare, croce over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!
Ok so , first of all this articolo made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death da twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever te are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 anno old parents sofa watching spongebob that te should really get a life.
If all that te can do is hate on people that te are jealous of than te should really find somone più worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual articolo itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when te say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So te are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight fan have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would te expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.
And te say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever te learned in school doesn't really matter!Since te are a Harry potter fan, do te care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if te think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do te have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if te don't than te are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my articolo I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to attraversare, croce over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!
I was searching
te were on a mission
Then our hearts combined like
A neutron stella, star collision
I have nothing left to lose
te took your time to choose
Then we told each other
With no trace of fear that
Our Amore would be forever
And if we die
We die together
And lie, I detto never
'Cause our Amore would be forever
The world is broken
And halo's fail to glisten
te try to make a difference
But no one wants to listen
Hail
The preachers, fake and proud
Their doctrines will be cloud
Then they'll dissipate
Like snowflakes in an ocean
Amore is forever
And we'll die, we'll die together
And lie, I detto never
'Cause our Amore could be forever
Now I've got nothing left to lose
te take your time to choose
I can tell te now without a trace of fear
That my Amore will be forever
And we'll die
We'll die together
And lie, I will never
'Cause our Amore will be forever
Whoa
Ohhhhhh
te were on a mission
Then our hearts combined like
A neutron stella, star collision
I have nothing left to lose
te took your time to choose
Then we told each other
With no trace of fear that
Our Amore would be forever
And if we die
We die together
And lie, I detto never
'Cause our Amore would be forever
The world is broken
And halo's fail to glisten
te try to make a difference
But no one wants to listen
Hail
The preachers, fake and proud
Their doctrines will be cloud
Then they'll dissipate
Like snowflakes in an ocean
Amore is forever
And we'll die, we'll die together
And lie, I detto never
'Cause our Amore could be forever
Now I've got nothing left to lose
te take your time to choose
I can tell te now without a trace of fear
That my Amore will be forever
And we'll die
We'll die together
And lie, I will never
'Cause our Amore will be forever
Whoa
Ohhhhhh
These are some Twilight teams and why te should be part of them!
Team Edward....because mysteries are fun to solve
Team Jacob....beacuse well I think we all know why were on his side
Team Bella....beacause nice girls always finish first
Team Alice....beacuse good things come in small packages
Team Jasper....beacause he'll protect you
Team Rosalie....because beauty comes before brains
Team Emmett....beacuse Jacob's muscles are flimsy
Team Esme....beacuse mum's rule the world
Team Carlisle....beacuase he is the only hot doctor te will find
Team Edward....because mysteries are fun to solve
Team Jacob....beacuse well I think we all know why were on his side
Team Bella....beacause nice girls always finish first
Team Alice....beacuse good things come in small packages
Team Jasper....beacause he'll protect you
Team Rosalie....because beauty comes before brains
Team Emmett....beacuse Jacob's muscles are flimsy
Team Esme....beacuse mum's rule the world
Team Carlisle....beacuase he is the only hot doctor te will find