Twilight la saga Article: In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

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In Response to "Twilight sucks...and not in a good way"

posted by Jakesgirl94

Ok first of all this is not a twilight hate article. This is in response to one.Trust me I am a twilight addict.So if te are Leggere this and te have not read the link titled "Twilight sucks . . . and not in a good way" then te should go and read it.This will not make sense if te have not read that article(Which in itself does not make much sense).

Ok so , first of all this articolo made me laugh , it is not because it was funny but because whoever wrote it is probable being beaten to death da twilighters everywhere.So let me say this: "twilight sucks...and not in a good way"Sucks...and not in a good way!
First off , I would just like to tell , whoever te are, while your busying yourself with lying on your 75 anno old parents sofa watching spongebob that te should really get a life.
If all that te can do is hate on people that te are jealous of than te should really find somone più worthy of your critisism, to put it lightly.
I think that your parents would be a perfect example of somone like that , I mean , look what they created!
So now to the actual articolo itself , Bella is clumsy . So what ,it is what makes her Bella.And when te say that stephanie writes in a sexist way because Edward helps Bella when she stumbles, So te are saying that it would be better for Edward to leave bella on the ground and walk away?Have edward be a jerk instead of a gentleman?Oh yes I'm sure the story would be so much better that way:(
And also about the sex , twilight fan have been waiting for that for YEARS and SM did it the best she could.I mean What would te expect? Bella and Edward live happily ever after in their virgin vampire bodies ? what about jacob?without Renesmee their would be no happy ending for him.

And te say that edward should not be a ble to conceve children because all fluids in his body are venom?Two words:FICTIONAL NOVEL.The book is not real!So what ever te learned in school doesn't really matter!Since te are a Harry potter fan, do te care that there is no magical island with a wizard school in your geography corriculum?I don't think so!
So if te think that the twilight saga is so bad , why do te have to drag everyone else into your personal hate hole?People like twilight and if te don't than te are at a loss because only your fellow lesbian feminists may agree with you!
SO in conclusion to my articolo I just want to say that if anyone else decides that they want to attraversare, croce over to the dark side of twilight reviews , I will be there to spoil their fun!

abbyhutch35, DramaGeek and 4 others like this

eclipse64 This is a bit....harsh. I normally don't respond to articles like this, because I know that I'll get attacked by fans, but come on people. We all have different opinions. You don't need to attack someone just because they think the book isn't good. Please don't attack me for this comment, but just let people have their opinions. You can disagree politely. You also shouldn't make unfounded accusations about this person. Its sort of rude. Please don't attack me for this comment!!!

isabell118 I agree with what eclipse64 says,this article is a bit harsh.But still how can you be polite to a person that says ALLLLL that!?!Whoever wrote that article needs to brace herself for the angry Twilighter mob that SHE unleashed on HERSELF!!!!!! >:D

twilightaddict I am soooo glad you wrote this. I feel the exact same way. I don't think its harsh. She was the one that wrote the article in the first place. She knew that when she wrote it all of us Twilighters would be hating on her. If people really don't like the books then guess what....DON'T READ IT! I hate Harry Potter, so guess what I'm not going to read them. And I'm not going to ruin everybody's fun that likes Harry Potter by writing long articles about how much it sucks and how much I hate it. I don't think you were being harsh at all. I agree with isabell118 and that this person needs to prepare for the angry Twilighter mob. :) It feels good to get it all out of my system...hahaha. :)

Jakesgirl94 I guess that you are right , it is a bit harsh , but I guess I just read the article and was pretty pissed .When I look over it now I could have been nicer ,sorry if i offended anyone:(

tigerlover656 i totally agree witht he baby thing because i wrote an article on that and everybod telling me that its not possible and i keep trying to tell them that its fictional! anything can happen! and i was right! but i hate the sex. you guys must be like, desparate or something.no offense. i mean thats kind of creepy. not kind of but a lot! sorry if i offended anyone

fictionalornot Whether or not it's fiction doesn't matter. What makes fictional stories so great is that there are explanations on things that make sense and make you able to believe the story is real. Just like Batman. Does Batman exist? I don't think so. But is it logically possible? Yes, it is.

SuicidalSmoke You appall me with this article. It doesn't matter if she wrote an article you didn't agree with. You are tarnishing the names of fans everywhere with this. I hate to think of the poor, sane, respectful fans who have to deal with dimwitted twelve-year-olds like yourself that think it's funny to call anyone with an actual, sane, full supported opinion that is opposite your own a lesbian, or a 75-year-old couch dweller. Have you ever wondered why everyone else on the internet thinks Twilight fans are morons? You're a prime example Someone comes out with a few reasons why they don't agree and you go off the deep end (complete with lack of spelling and punctuation, might I add). I hope you Twilight fans realize just how small and immature some of you are. When a bad review comes out about Harry Potter, or Eragon or a Nora Roberts book, you don't see the fans say "Oh, well she deserves to be mobbed" or "Oh, let's send her death threats" or "We're gonna get you!!!!1" Most people have more sense than that. Most people have tolerance for other's opinions. It's a shame that some of you Twilight fans don't. (Also, it doesn't matter if the book is fictional, it still has to make sense. Harry Potter is fictional. Does that mean JK Rowling writes giant flying pink hippos in whenever she wants? No. It wouldn't make sense. If Harry whipped out a laptop and Googled something, it wouldn't make sense, since wizards don't use Muggle equipment. Stephenie Meyer said that vampires couldn't have children. Essentially, since vampires are dead, Edward's sperm should've decayed, leaving him with nothing left. But it didn't. Now that doesn't make sense, does it?) But really, please come visit [url=http://www.twilightsucks.com]us[/url]. I assure you...we don't bite.

abbyhutch35 I agree with what you said!

vampiressparkle I am 100% on with SuicidalSmoke. Now let me make it very clear that I love Twilight. Any of you who have seen me around the various Twilight spots on the site know just how much I love Twilight. But I am honestly ashamed to call myself a Twilighter right now. Firstly, the world does not revolve around the book. It's just a book. And secondly Miss Rice had an opinion and she shared it with the world. Was the way she stated her opinion a little rude and perhaps a bit extreme? Yeah. Do I agree with her? No. But its her opinion. I'm not going to go and throw a hissy fit every time someone doesn't agree with me. Twilight fans have a reputation of being the brattiest and most irrational and immature fandom out there. And more and more people are proving it right.

abbyhutch35 Guys, the person who wrote the origianal article didn't hold back on anything they felt about Twilight, so why should JakesGirl94 hold back? I don't think any of us should criticize something that someone obviously spent alot of time on.

raucousbeccy So basically you cannot defend the books without resorting to name calling? All people who don't like Twilight must be lesbian feminists, is that what you are trying to say? How ridiculously pathetic, not to mention bordering on homophobic. But hey, you are clearly a SRS BSNS fan, who has blind faith in what ever is spouting in the series and Edward could probably rape and murder Bella but you would still love him, cos, OMG! HE SPARKLES! <3 <3 You mention it is a fictional book, yes it is, of course it is. But when writing books about supernatural creatures or fantasy you have to at least try to adhere to canon or at the very least, know your stuff. Stephanie admitted in an interview she has never read any vamp books, indeed, she hasn't even read anything in the horror / supernatural genre. Which is why she makes herself look like an idiot quite frankly. She said Edward could father children because she read a myth about an incubus and refers to the Denali clan in Midnight Sun as succubus. GUESS WHAT? They are demons, not vampires! Two totally different types of supernatural being. A good writer should at least do proper research. Twihards like yourself are giving every normal fan a bad name. Rabid comes to mind. The world is not going to end because someone doesn't like Twilight. When you grow up you will come to realise that the love Edward and Bella share is pretty obsessive and not healthy. Much like the way Twilight fans obsess over Edward and the books. Hell, even Robert Pattinson figured that out about Edward and he is playing him. I have been involved in some crazy fandoms in my time but believe me, I hadn't seen anything till Twilight exploded. For the record, I have read all the books. I quite enjoy them, but in a so-bad-they're-good kind of way. Stephanie Meyer, in the grand scheme of writers, is pretty bad. Although, if your spelling and punctuation is anything to go by, it is clear why you might have not figured that out.

Purple_Iris If you are going to "spoil (their) fun," you could at least use the Spelling and Grammar checker first.

TwilitEyes ok, at first, i have to admit that i agreed with you and i hated it. but now i've come to realize that your being kind of harsh. i mean, people are out there right now talking about how twilight is just for a bunch of fan girls that are wanna be vampires that are too emotional and pms'ing, and that they're taking over places like hot topic because of twilight. so i think that you shouldn't yell at whoever wrote the original article because it was their opinion and they can hate us if they want to.

alice_cullen_12 Can we all just calm down! (Please don't bite my head off for saying that!) I Agree with the article, I think, but I couldn't find "Twilight Sucks, and not in a good way." I still love Twilight more than anything else in the world! Also, all the Twilight haters are not lesbian feminists! So thanks for saying that about my BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!! Really, you say it's not good to write a hate article, but you just did! (And what's wrong with lesbian feminists, anyway?) I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alice_cullen_12 Hey! I told my friends that they're lesbian feminists to you, and their ready to KILL you! And their parents have chainsaws, if you know what I mean.............

vijiis Well, flame me for saying it, but the other article was absolutely right. Stop acting so immature if you disagree, and respond like an intelligent human being.

alice_cullen_12 I DID respond like an intelligent human being. Do you have a reason why the other article was right, vijiis? My mother always says: You have to have a reason to if you say your opinion. So you're being immature if you say that Twilight sucks without a reason. By the Way, are you calling me un-intelligent?

alice_cullen_12 Are you going to answer me, or run away from the comments you don't agree with? You'll never go very far if you can't take construstive critism. So respond, or be hypocritical.

teamedward2009 CAN SOMEBODY LEAD ME TO THE ORIGINAL ARTICAL PLEASE?!?!?!?!

alice_cullen_12 teamedward2009, search for "Twilight Sucks and Not in a Good Way" and then look at links. There's only one link. (a link that sucks!)

arachnamist well, to be perfectly honestly with all of you; i find all of you extremely hypocritical. you say that "everyone is entitled to their own opinion" and yet, you go on to say on how twilight is awesome and that everyone should like it.

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Renesmee's story: Chapter One: Delivery for Nessie!

posted by moolah

Renesmee’s Story: Chapter 1: Delivery for Nessie!
“Go Mom!” I encourage. “Oh te have got to be kidding me!” Emmett roared. I laughed. “Renesmee!” He yelled. My Mom and my Uncle Emmett were arm wrestling, Mom as a newborn could take him down! My father walked in, and put a shoulder on Emmett, “Let it go,” He whispered. “But, she took, not UGGGGHHHHHH!!” He yelled. My Mom laughed. Dad laughed as well, but I laughed the hardest.
Dad left the room. Mom walked after him. The doorbell rang, I went to answer it. The mailman was there with a package. He read the label, “Re-ness-may?”...

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Not Possible (Bella's pov) Chapter 4

posted by rubytuesday101

"Yes we are but i dont l know what to do"i detto back to him.His face went from Amore and joy to confusion"What are te not sure abbout?","Well everyone in Forks wants to kill te and so does rene and phil and i cant leave them.".He still looked confused"Did te tell them i was the father?"."Edward they figured it out on them selves te were my boyfriend"."They should want to kill me i left te and i left te pregnant charlie must want to torture me and te should want to kill me"."Well yes i do at the moment because this is very painful please get carlisle".Right then carlisle walked in he saw...

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Life after Breaking Dawn Part 7!

posted by smileyfaceddude

Jacob

Suddenly I heard something. No maybe heard isn’t the right word, più like felt. Edward jumped the moment I ‘felt’ it. Realization came to me and stared at Edward in horror, his eye empty of life.
“Wh-what the hell was that?!” I asked stupidly and instinctively.
“R-R-Renesmee.” He choked out. I started trembling, my hands, my legs too. My breathing was fast. Too fast. My lungs suddenly felt cold with each breath. Suddenly Alice appeared. “Oh No!. This always means bad news.” I thought I glared at her angrily and expectantly.
“Renesmee!! She… Jasper! The Volturi!”...

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wonder (edward's pov) chapter 2

posted by rubytuesday101

My name is Edward Cullen i am a vampire and i am 109 years old.There are 6 others that i live with they are like my family.Carlisle and Esme are my parents,Alice and Rosalie are my sisters and Jasper and Emmett are my brothers.Alice and Jasper are together and Rosalie and Emmett are together but i have no-one.This is because i dont want anyone,my life is already complete.Today will be just another giorno in school,people staring and wispering about how beautiful about us but the worst of it is i can hear what they are thinking.I have a gift and so does alice she can see the future and jasper can...

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An Edward Cullen Story

posted by Bella_Cullen902

best buds

Hey! I told te i was gonna write! and i'm gonna try and wrie as often as possible which will be the weekends only because we just finished the state test and i just disected owl shit so consider youself lucky! Thanks for hanging in there with me!

Edward age 15

It’s almost the end of my tenth grade anno and I’m getting ready to take the graduation test early. I’m excited that the end of my high school experience is almost over! Can te believe it? Just yesterday, mama was crying because I graduated eighth grade.

Exactly, why was eighth grade such a big deal when now my whole life comes...

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Luna's Story (my twilight fanfiction)

posted by a-jforever

Ok I detto about Heidi's past being the first time I'd tryed something like it but I hadn't. This is the first thing I wrote and hadn't decided to post it until my friend encouraged me to. Please ignore the mistakes. This is (like some other fan fictions) a character that has been made and included's the twilight series characters. Please read and commento and let me know what te think up's o downs. (I wrote this ages fa da the way) thank you!!! :)
Luna
Intro of Travel
Leaving my Friends and coming to find my sister, was a massive step for me, and rather terrifying. But I’d spent the last couple...

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What If.CH.4

posted by decullen

He ran towards me in a human speed.When he got to me he raped is arms around me.He lifted me for the ground.He me kissed and I kissed him back. everyone around us gasped with excitement.

"Its been so long."He detto with a kiss.

"Happy birthday.Sorry I didn't get te anything"I said.

"Thank you.If have just got everything I have always wanted."He said.I just smiled at him.He put his mouth never my ear.

"Meet me in the Musica room in 5 minutes.Please."He whispered in my ear.I nodded.

He walked away from me to go to the Musica room.I shot all of the Cibo in the bin then made my way to the Musica room. When I finally found the Musica room.He was sat on the Pianoforte stool.

"I rote this for you.Its called Bella's lullaby."He detto then started to play.

"Its beautiful"I said.If I could cry I would of been.

"I Amore you" He detto and kissed me

"I Amore te too"I detto and kissed him back.

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Team Edward? Team Jacob? No! I’m on Team Rosalie!!

posted by Andressa_Weld

The first thing I hear when I say that I’m on team Rosalie is “Why Rosalie?” And in this articolo I’ll explain why!

I started to Amore Rosalie when she detto “What is she to me? Except a menace – a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us”. I started to Amore Rosalie because she is beautiful and cool.
Some people say she is mean because she doesn’t Amore Bells. But she has a story! She tells her story! She is not mean, she is just jealous. Wouldn’t te be jealous of a girl that has everything te wish for you? There is no villain! Only a different point of view. Jacob is a...

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Black Heart~Part 1

posted by BellaCullenHale

FRIDAY 6 AM

*Alarm clock goes off*. I pressed my finger againest the top. And stretched my arms in the air. Today I was moving. I didn't want to leave my life here behind. Everything was so perfect. I was almost getting straight A's. My boyfriend Alex, had just made the spring football team. I had made the cheerleading squad. I had a ton of Friends in all grades of our Junior High School.
6th-8th, I was popular. I sighed. I knew I had to get up and get ready for my last giorno here. My best friends, Amanda and Kelsey were going to throw a ''Going Away'' party. I should be happy about having the...

Twilight - Chapter 22 - Hide-And-Seek (pages 437-442)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 22 - HIDE-AND-SEEK

The minuti passed and Edward's arrival grew closer. It was amazing how every cell in my body seemed to know he was coming, to long for his coming. That made it very hard. I found myself trying to think of excuses to stay, to see him first and then make my escape. But I knew that was impossible if I was going to have any chance to get away.
Several times Alice offered to go get breakfast with me. Later, I told her, not yet.
I stared at the arrival board, watching as flight after flight arrived on time. The flight from Seattle crept closer...

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Twilight - Chapter 19 - Goodbyes (pages 400-404)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 19 - GOODBYES

Laurent took another long look around himself, and then hurried out the door.
The silence lasted less than a second.
"How close?" Carlisle looked to Edward.
Esme was already moving; her hand touched and inconspicuous keypad on the wall, and with a groan, huge metal shutters began sealing up the glass wall. I gaped.
"About three miles out past the river; he's circling around to meet up with the female."
"What's the plan?"
"We'll lead him off, and then Jasper and Alice will run her south."
"And then?"
Edward's tone was deadly. "As soon as Bella...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 34

posted by twilight-7

Kayla‘s POV.

I was running. Running through a dark forest, the canopy of leaves above blocking out any moonlight from reaching me. The darkness did not scare me but it scared my prey. He was wandering through the sinister trees . He was lost, poor human. Didn’t he know better than to walk through the forest at night? Bad things lived in the shadows of the trees.
I stop running and hide behind a tree, not ten feet from my victim. I could see him clearly even though there was no light. He was standing and looking around. He even turned in a cerchio on the spot. It was evident he was lost. I...

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Twilight - Chapter 17 - The Game (pages 369-374)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 17 - THE GAME

"All right," Esme called in a clear voice, which I knew even Edward would hear, as far out as he was. "Batter up."
Alice stood straight, deceptively motionless. Her style seemed to be stealth rather than an intimidating windup. She held the ball in both hands at her waist, and then, like the strike of a cobra, her right hand flicked out and the ball smacked into Jasper's hand.
"Was that a strike?" I whispered to Esme.
"If they don't hit it, it's a strike," she told me.
Jasper hurled the ball back to Alice's wating hand. She permitted herself...

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Rob Pattinson Dating Kristen Stewart Claim Is A Lie

posted by Alice_Cullen_

Of course the newest rumor has been via The Sun which stated that Robert Pattinson told them, a tabloid, about his personal life especially supposedly revealing that Robert and Kristen were indeed dating. However, this is a false interview. GossipCop did the dirty work for all the sites that were stating it as fact:

Gossip Cop has spent hours reaching out to everyone to verify the Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart shocker heard ’round the world.

Initially, we were told the interview was “a fake.”

We then contacted many, many più individuals, including the autore of the explosive interview...

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Life Never Ends. Preface

posted by MadisonAmpt

NEWW:)Good?,Bad?,Interesting?. Please Please commento me and tell me what te think of the preface and if i should keep going.Xx

PREFACE,

I no what its like to have your life flase before te eyes. Knowing everything te once loved, had and owned, Gone. Seeing, Hearing and feeling everything disappear. The plessure of an embrace da a loved one, the deception of realising a new enemey, the immature sounds of kids, that one tingley touch of a finger tip, the silet swaying sound of the erba and trees, feeling the crushing and snapping of Bones in your hands, that sweet sweet sensation of warm fresh...

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'Eclipse' Sneak Peek on All UK 'New Moon' DVD Formats(Bonus List)

posted by Alice_Cullen_

E1 Entertainment has announced that all DVD formats of New Moon released in the UK on March 22 will include the sneak peek of Eclipse!

In addition to this exclusive, the 2-disc editions of the DVD and Blu-ray will include four hours of bonus footage, featuring:

* fan Event Q&A with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner and Chris Weitz – EXCLUSIVE TO THE UK

* A 6-part making of documentary
* Life After Twilight
* Chris Weitz takes the helm
* The Subtle Details
* Time to Shine
* Tricks of the Trade
* Ready for the World

* Musica videos
* Death Cab for Cutie – “Meet me at the Equinox”...

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Twilight - Chapter 10 - Interrogations (pages 205-217)

posted by 2468244

*by Stephenie Meyer*

TWILIGHT - chapter 10 - INTERROGATIONS

And then the campana, bell rang for lunch. As I jumped out of my seat, shoving my libri roughly in my bag, my uplifted expression must have tipped Jessica off.
"You're not sitting with us today, are you?" she guessed.
"I don't think so." I couldn't be sure that he wouldn't disappear inconveniently again.
But outside the door to our Spanish class, leaning against the bacheca - looking più like a Greek god than anyone had a right to - Edward was waiting forr me. Jessica took one look, rolled her eyes, and departed.
"See te later, Bella." Her voice...

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Kayla's Visions, Chapter 32

posted by twilight-7

Kayla’s POV

I sat, my legs pulled up in front of my chest with my arms wrapped around them, successivo to Edward waiting for him to wake up. I still had the bloody dagger in my hand, a sign of my deed. I felt numb inside. I still couldn’t come to terms with what I had done. Mitchell was still lying on the floor successivo to Jacob. Not too close to him, Jacob wasn’t covered in Mitchell’s blood like I was. I felt a nudge from my baby. I killed Mitchell so the baby would live. Was that bad of me? I just wanted to protect my baby. I would be committing murder anyway if I let Mitchell kill me.
I heard...

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Renesmee Black's Story, ALERT

posted by renesmeblack

ALERT!!! I will be discontinuing the stories. I apologize to my fan and friends, but I cannot continue. I go on a different website for my fanfics, which are different and better, da the way.

link

I'm under the name, mrsnessieblack!

Here's a brief descrizione of my latest ad frequently updated stories:

Calling:

A girl named Erin is saved da a boy named Seth Clearwater. Soon, she learns his secrets and is in for the adventure she at first tried to avoid!!! The first of the IMPRINT series.

Fierce:

A young Indian named calendula, tagete falls in Amore with Embry Call. The secondo in the IMPRINT series and funny...

Lost in another time Ch 1 (Star Trek Voyager/ Twilight crossover)

posted by alicecullenrox1

I tried to make it as understandable as possible for those who haven't seen the show. I'm adding the secondo chapter sometime today...

I'm A Chief Engineer... not a babysitter

Briefing Room- U.S.S Voyager 0800 hours

Stardate 54184.4

Captain Janeway's POV

I watched as the rest of the Senior Staff filed in for the 0800 meeting. As soon as they had all taken their seats I stood up. “Good morning everyone,” I detto looking over all their faces. Commander Tuvok, Seven of Nine and the Doctor were the only ones who didn't look completely exhausted.

“Good Morning Captain,” Tuvok nodded his head.

“So....”...