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Hello everyone, and welcome to the first articolo of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where te play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and te have a choice to be good o evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this articolo contains spoilers)

Boss: vespa Queen
The vespa Queen is the first boss in the game, and guess what... She's easy as hell. Well, she is the first boss in the game, but come on, she's easier then average first bosses. It only takes te about two minuti to beat her
Score: 3/10

Boss: Twinblade
This guy is supposed to be the leader of the Bandit Camp and the King of the Bandits. And he doesn't have that name for nothing. Not only are 75% of his attacks hard to dodge, but your surrounded da bandits, so if te get to far from Twinblade, your going to get hit da a bandit. Also, once te beat him, te have a choice to kill him o spare him, which is pretty neat
Score: 7/10

Boss: Whisper
This is another boss. Whisper is your friend who te have to fight in The Arena. She refuses to kill you, and she wants te to agree. However, te have a choice here after te knock her health down to 25%. te could either kill her o spare her, again, real interesting
Score: 7/10

Boss: Kraken
This is a boss te fight while saving your mother from Bargate Prison. Not only does this thing hide most of the fight, but it has one attack that is COMPLETELY impossible to dodge, so te better expect to take a few hits from it
Score: 4/10

Boss: Maze
Maze is a character who saved te from bandits as a child and kept te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza in the Guild... So it's a huge surprise when he betrays you. This whole fight takes place throughout the entire village of Hook Coast, instead of just one spot. It make this real interesting as, since he is a wizard, it makes the fight real challenging, but also real fun
Score: 9/10

Boss: Jack of Blade
This guy is the main villain of the game. His boss fight is, half of the time cheap, and the other time just trying to dodge fuoco balls. Could have been better... Oh wait, it does, but that's later
Score: 2/10

Boss: Thunder
This is an optional boss. te really don't have to fight him, but te can if te want to be evil. Your supposed to collect the soul o an Arena Champion, and te can either get one from the Arena o just kill Thunder and take his. If te do fight him, he'll fight te with both sword and lightning bolts, which is CRAZY!!!
Score: 7/10

Boss: Briar Rose
Another optional boss. te need to find the soul of the Heroine, and te can either go to your mothers grave in Oakvale o kill Briar Rose, who will clone herself, teleport around the area, and even steal your health and use it to heal herself
Score: 6/10

Boss: Guild Master
Another Optional boss: te need the soul of the Oldest Hero, and te can either fight Nostro the Gate Keeper o Kill the Guild Master. When te do, he uses All kinds of damn spells, like making swords stronger, healing himself, forming a protective shield around him. The lista goes on. Once te get him dow to 1% health, he'll start saying how he is disappointed that te turned on the Guild, but he says that he'll teleport te to the graveyard so te can fight Nostro. te can either accept this request o kill him here
Score: 10/10

Boss: Nostro
Nostro is an undead hero that says he'll give te his soul if te kill him in a battle. The thing is, te can only hurt him when you've killed his undead guards. It's pretty interesting at first, but after a while, te just want to kill him already
Score: 7/10

Boss: Jack of Blades the Dragon
HOLY HELL!!! Okay, so, a bit of briefing. Jack of Blades came back to life in a stronger form and te have to travel to the Northern Wastes to kill him... Again. Here, te meet a giant, red, fuoco breathing dragon. This is the hardest fight in the damn game. It has lots of stuff happening at once. Though, if your not prepared with some Health Potions and Resurrection Phials, te might as well renamed yourself Screwed cause that's what te are
Score: 8/10

And so, that's all the bosses. There was a lot of awesome bosses and a lot of challenging bosses.
So, The Boss of this articolo goes to.... The Guild Master for creativity and an amazing level of challenge.
complessivamente, generale Boss Score: 8/10
Well, that should do it for this list. Hope to see te all successivo time on Boss Bits
 vespa Queen
Wasp Queen
 Twinblade
Twinblade
 Whisper
Whisper
 Kraken
Kraken
 Maze
Maze
 Jack of Blades
Jack of Blades
 Thunder
Thunder
 Briar Rose
Briar Rose
 Guild Master
Guild Master
 Nostro
Nostro
 Jack of Blades Dragon
Jack of Blades Dragon
te know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only cartoni animati on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one mostra that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this mostra started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of Televisione limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only mostra saved da Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...
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Now, people have been talking about the Creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if te play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell te all that this story sucks. Or, più importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack detto it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...
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Henry: so... what are te working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 anno old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are te in here?

Henry: I just want to know what te are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the giorno this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, te can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought te liked Rarity....
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Vroom in the Night Sky is considered da many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed da Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want te to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...
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Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game da the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, te play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. te can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...
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Willy Wonka and the Cioccolato Factory was one of my preferito films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim burton remake, Charlie and the Cioccolato Factory, which felt più drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the Cioccolato Factory for PS2, published da Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each articolo thus far. The game was developed da High Voltage Software, who...
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So I was pretty big into the RPG genre when I started to hear about the Shin Megami Tensei games. And when I hear people talk about it, a lot of snobs tell me to go for Nocturne, but some people recommend I try out Persona. I heard about it, and I also heard about some things about it, and I decided to start off with what was considered the most popular, Persona 4. And I loved it!
Persona 4 follows Yu Narukami, the only protagonist so far with a consistent name, as he arrives at the small town of Inaba to stay for a anno while his parents are on a business trip. He goes about a normal...
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So it’s clear that I am a fan of the Zelda games, since I have had them in my possession ever since I was a young kid. But one that I had not played until much later in life was the classic N64 titolo that is a sequel to the even più classic Ocarina of Time, and that is known as Majora’s Mask, known da many for being utterly horrifying.
Majora’s Mask, taking place after Ocarina of Time, sees Link in a new land called Termina, where he is searching for the mysterious Skull Kid who is planning to drop the moon onto the town in three days time, giving Link a very limited amount of time...
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So Melee was a good Smash game. Hell, it was amazing. It could’ve just been because it was the first I played and had più free time on my hands, but I put so much time into Melee, that no other future Smash Bros. game compared. Smash 4 was something I got tired of quick, and while I enjoyed Brawl and it’s story mode, I already felt like I had saw it all. And then, there comes the new one. Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
When this game was announced with the tagline “Everyone is Here”, the world got together and fucking Lost their shit. Understandably of course. And when they said...
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Some time ago, I reviewed the four episode Anime series, Corpse Party: Tortured Souls. It was a pretty neat mostra that I think works as a horror series, but detto that it wasn’t for everyone. Before I watched that anime, I had not played any of the Corpse Party games. But, I can now say that it has changed. And I managed to get the 3DS version for the low, low price of only almost sixty bucks. What the hell?! Well, let’s get into the review of Corpse Party for 3DS.



First off, why did this game that isn’t really that big in content cost so much? Because te cannot play this game in...
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So a few days ago, I watched stella, star Wars: The Last Jedi. Being a big stella, star Wars fan, and having watched The Force Awakens, I thought that I could get some enjoyment out of this film. And then I saw the reviews online. Critics seem to really like this movie. Fans…….. Oh. Review after review of people saying that this movie was an ungodly mess of a film and that this was one of the worst stella, star Wars Film ever made. I was actually surprised to see the amount of hate, but I thought to myself that, maybe I should give this movie a watch and see what all of the fuss was about. And that is why I...
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After defeating a few wild Pokemon, Mercury evolved into a Quilladin. This made Nik disappointed, but made him look inoltrare, avanti to the final powerful evolution.

After besting Professor Sycamore in a Pokemon battle, Nik was dato a choice between a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle. He chose the Squirtle and named it Fall Out Boy.

After più battles, Marky Mark evolved into a Butterfree, and become a più powerful and reliable ally amongst Nik’s Pokemon.

Route 5, Versant Road, was a bust for Nik, as it was only filled with Bunnelby. It wasn’t until Nik Lost his chance that actual good Pokemon...
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te know... The word equality gets thrown around a lot these days. So before I start off this article, let me get something out of the way first. An opinion that, while is just an opinion, is gonna piss off tons of people. So, get ready for it... I don't like Life is Strange... At all... I think the story is poorly written, I don't like how puzzles need to be solved, and I really don't like Max. But that's a different articolo for a different day, so back on topic. I am not alone on people who dislike this game, calling it a Tumblr mess with bad characters and gameplay. And while that is true,...
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Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after arcobaleno Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do te know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want te to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go da the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also...
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Rainbow Dash: Ooh, listen to that guitar.
Sean & Grayback: *Racing each other while pulling their trains*
Orion: Who knew trains could race?
Hawkeye: I did. I raced with Gordon a few times.
Mily: *Passes Thomas*
Screwball: *Pops up from nowhere* Hello, I'm Screwball. I'm your hostess for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
The Adventures of arcobaleno Dash: Rated TV-G
The Adventures of arcobaleno Dash: Rated TV-G

Screwball: That sounds about right. Trains on one half, and no trains...
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