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Hello everyone, and welcome to the first articolo of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where te play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and te have a choice to be good o evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this articolo contains spoilers)

Boss: vespa Queen
The vespa Queen is the first boss in the game, and guess what... She's easy as hell. Well, she is the first boss in the game, but come on, she's easier then average first bosses. It only takes te about two minuti to beat her
Score: 3/10

Boss: Twinblade
This guy is supposed to be the leader of the Bandit Camp and the King of the Bandits. And he doesn't have that name for nothing. Not only are 75% of his attacks hard to dodge, but your surrounded da bandits, so if te get to far from Twinblade, your going to get hit da a bandit. Also, once te beat him, te have a choice to kill him o spare him, which is pretty neat
Score: 7/10

Boss: Whisper
This is another boss. Whisper is your friend who te have to fight in The Arena. She refuses to kill you, and she wants te to agree. However, te have a choice here after te knock her health down to 25%. te could either kill her o spare her, again, real interesting
Score: 7/10

Boss: Kraken
This is a boss te fight while saving your mother from Bargate Prison. Not only does this thing hide most of the fight, but it has one attack that is COMPLETELY impossible to dodge, so te better expect to take a few hits from it
Score: 4/10

Boss: Maze
Maze is a character who saved te from bandits as a child and kept te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza in the Guild... So it's a huge surprise when he betrays you. This whole fight takes place throughout the entire village of Hook Coast, instead of just one spot. It make this real interesting as, since he is a wizard, it makes the fight real challenging, but also real fun
Score: 9/10

Boss: Jack of Blade
This guy is the main villain of the game. His boss fight is, half of the time cheap, and the other time just trying to dodge fuoco balls. Could have been better... Oh wait, it does, but that's later
Score: 2/10

Boss: Thunder
This is an optional boss. te really don't have to fight him, but te can if te want to be evil. Your supposed to collect the soul o an Arena Champion, and te can either get one from the Arena o just kill Thunder and take his. If te do fight him, he'll fight te with both sword and lightning bolts, which is CRAZY!!!
Score: 7/10

Boss: Briar Rose
Another optional boss. te need to find the soul of the Heroine, and te can either go to your mothers grave in Oakvale o kill Briar Rose, who will clone herself, teleport around the area, and even steal your health and use it to heal herself
Score: 6/10

Boss: Guild Master
Another Optional boss: te need the soul of the Oldest Hero, and te can either fight Nostro the Gate Keeper o Kill the Guild Master. When te do, he uses All kinds of damn spells, like making swords stronger, healing himself, forming a protective shield around him. The lista goes on. Once te get him dow to 1% health, he'll start saying how he is disappointed that te turned on the Guild, but he says that he'll teleport te to the graveyard so te can fight Nostro. te can either accept this request o kill him here
Score: 10/10

Boss: Nostro
Nostro is an undead hero that says he'll give te his soul if te kill him in a battle. The thing is, te can only hurt him when you've killed his undead guards. It's pretty interesting at first, but after a while, te just want to kill him already
Score: 7/10

Boss: Jack of Blades the Dragon
HOLY HELL!!! Okay, so, a bit of briefing. Jack of Blades came back to life in a stronger form and te have to travel to the Northern Wastes to kill him... Again. Here, te meet a giant, red, fuoco breathing dragon. This is the hardest fight in the damn game. It has lots of stuff happening at once. Though, if your not prepared with some Health Potions and Resurrection Phials, te might as well renamed yourself Screwed cause that's what te are
Score: 8/10

And so, that's all the bosses. There was a lot of awesome bosses and a lot of challenging bosses.
So, The Boss of this articolo goes to.... The Guild Master for creativity and an amazing level of challenge.
complessivamente, generale Boss Score: 8/10
Well, that should do it for this list. Hope to see te all successivo time on Boss Bits
 vespa Queen
Wasp Queen
 Twinblade
Twinblade
 Whisper
Whisper
 Kraken
Kraken
 Maze
Maze
 Jack of Blades
Jack of Blades
 Thunder
Thunder
 Briar Rose
Briar Rose
 Guild Master
Guild Master
 Nostro
Nostro
 Jack of Blades Dragon
Jack of Blades Dragon
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Jazz Band: *Playing Musica with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*

July 20th, 1919

PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Broadway Limited

Based off of the 1941 movie of the same title.

Paul: *Walks towards a ticket booth* Hi, I'd like one ticket to Philadelphia on The Broadway Limited.
Salesman: Two dollars please.
Paul: *Gives the man two dollars*...
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So when te hear the word RPG game (That’s two words, but screw it), most people would immediately follow that up with Final Fantasy. I really like the Final fantasy franchise, despite having only played a small, small category of a massive franchise. And I want to talk about one of my preferiti from the franchise, a true classic from the good old PS2 days, before Kingdom Hearts took all the glory, Final fantasy X
Final fantasy X follows what any other Final fantasy game would follow, a teenager with a lot of emotional baggage. This one in particular being Tidus, o whatever te wanna...
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Let’s talk edgy for a second. When something gets remade to a più edgy thing, people usually hate it. Man of Steel was edgier Superman, and people hated it. Bomberman Act Zero was edgier Bomberman, and people hated it. DMC: Devil May Cry was edgier Devil May Cry, and it was still better than Devil May Cry 2, but people still hated it. But there is a case when edgier, o in this case, darker, can be better. And that brings us to Twisted Metal: Black.
I never found joy in the older Twisted Metal games. Granted, I only played 1 and 4, and thought they weren’t too fun. But when I got...
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So, playing strada, via Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in strada, via Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted più from strada, via Fighter II. And strada, via Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of...
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Wow, what a heel turn, am I right? I made an articolo a few months back talking shit about David Cage and his games, and yet I start this whole event off with a David Cage game. But before I shoot myself in the balls, let’s talk about this. It has been five years since I first joined this website, and I am still going strong today. And so, to celebrate five years of being here, I want to make this series, giving a sort of review, o più rather, a lista of my superiore, in alto 100 preferito games ever. Of all time. And we are starting with Detroit: Become Human… A David Cage game… All credibility...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sits on a plane, as he see’s people watching nothing but romantic comedies on the plane)


Wind: (Sits on a bus, as he hears people constantly looking around, playing Chokaman Move.


Wind: (Walks down the sidewalk, seeing the streets lined with protesters against Ronald Dump victory in the election)


Wind: (Walks onto the campus of Clearwater University) Oh boy, not even on campus yet, and I already feel like this place is gonna be just like Eastwood. At least I’ll feel right at home


College Administrator: You’ve got what it takes, kid. You’ve got talent, determination, and lots of guts....
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Saten Twist: Who wants to take a look at my new chain saw?
Tim: *Points his gun at Saten Twist* Sir, put the chain saw down.
Saten Twist: What for?
Tim: te killed four other ponies with it.
Orion: I can't go one minuto without being interrupted.
Tim & Saten Twist: Sorry.
Tim: *Arrests Saten Twist*
Orion: Our final two shows for the night are...

On The Block - Rated TV-PG13
Gran Turismo - Rated TV-PG

Orion: Enjoy.

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 ora Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of te wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that anno had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested da Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re Leggere a review da me)
Undertale is a game created da Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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posted by windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he detto "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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te died…. What else do te want. te just died… Okay, fine. te then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, te came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And te said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And te just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. te got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated te from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When te been a "stripper" as long as I have te know when te met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out da recitazione like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: da Morgan, hope te never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The Londra Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM Londra Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a superiore, in alto hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I Amore Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, o God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the successivo life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I Amore Resident Evil. I Amore them almost all of them. I Amore the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with te all the monsters...
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te know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a lista of the superiore, in alto ten best. So, the rules for this lista are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that detto and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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 Scrappy Doo
Scrappy Doo
Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my superiore, in alto Ten Hated Characters in cartoni animati and my superiore, in alto Ten Hated Characters in Anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT più hated characters in cartoni animati and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little Anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own Friends home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old fan are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as te can see, this game...
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I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a bambini toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did cerca up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town te want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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