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Hello everyone, and welcome to the first articolo of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where te play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and te have a choice to be good o evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this articolo contains spoilers)

Boss: vespa Queen
The vespa Queen is the first boss in the game, and guess what... She's easy as hell. Well, she is the first boss in the game, but come on, she's easier then average first bosses. It only takes te about two minuti to beat her
Score: 3/10

Boss: Twinblade
This guy is supposed to be the leader of the Bandit Camp and the King of the Bandits. And he doesn't have that name for nothing. Not only are 75% of his attacks hard to dodge, but your surrounded da bandits, so if te get to far from Twinblade, your going to get hit da a bandit. Also, once te beat him, te have a choice to kill him o spare him, which is pretty neat
Score: 7/10

Boss: Whisper
This is another boss. Whisper is your friend who te have to fight in The Arena. She refuses to kill you, and she wants te to agree. However, te have a choice here after te knock her health down to 25%. te could either kill her o spare her, again, real interesting
Score: 7/10

Boss: Kraken
This is a boss te fight while saving your mother from Bargate Prison. Not only does this thing hide most of the fight, but it has one attack that is COMPLETELY impossible to dodge, so te better expect to take a few hits from it
Score: 4/10

Boss: Maze
Maze is a character who saved te from bandits as a child and kept te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza in the Guild... So it's a huge surprise when he betrays you. This whole fight takes place throughout the entire village of Hook Coast, instead of just one spot. It make this real interesting as, since he is a wizard, it makes the fight real challenging, but also real fun
Score: 9/10

Boss: Jack of Blade
This guy is the main villain of the game. His boss fight is, half of the time cheap, and the other time just trying to dodge fuoco balls. Could have been better... Oh wait, it does, but that's later
Score: 2/10

Boss: Thunder
This is an optional boss. te really don't have to fight him, but te can if te want to be evil. Your supposed to collect the soul o an Arena Champion, and te can either get one from the Arena o just kill Thunder and take his. If te do fight him, he'll fight te with both sword and lightning bolts, which is CRAZY!!!
Score: 7/10

Boss: Briar Rose
Another optional boss. te need to find the soul of the Heroine, and te can either go to your mothers grave in Oakvale o kill Briar Rose, who will clone herself, teleport around the area, and even steal your health and use it to heal herself
Score: 6/10

Boss: Guild Master
Another Optional boss: te need the soul of the Oldest Hero, and te can either fight Nostro the Gate Keeper o Kill the Guild Master. When te do, he uses All kinds of damn spells, like making swords stronger, healing himself, forming a protective shield around him. The lista goes on. Once te get him dow to 1% health, he'll start saying how he is disappointed that te turned on the Guild, but he says that he'll teleport te to the graveyard so te can fight Nostro. te can either accept this request o kill him here
Score: 10/10

Boss: Nostro
Nostro is an undead hero that says he'll give te his soul if te kill him in a battle. The thing is, te can only hurt him when you've killed his undead guards. It's pretty interesting at first, but after a while, te just want to kill him already
Score: 7/10

Boss: Jack of Blades the Dragon
HOLY HELL!!! Okay, so, a bit of briefing. Jack of Blades came back to life in a stronger form and te have to travel to the Northern Wastes to kill him... Again. Here, te meet a giant, red, fuoco breathing dragon. This is the hardest fight in the damn game. It has lots of stuff happening at once. Though, if your not prepared with some Health Potions and Resurrection Phials, te might as well renamed yourself Screwed cause that's what te are
Score: 8/10

And so, that's all the bosses. There was a lot of awesome bosses and a lot of challenging bosses.
So, The Boss of this articolo goes to.... The Guild Master for creativity and an amazing level of challenge.
complessivamente, generale Boss Score: 8/10
Well, that should do it for this list. Hope to see te all successivo time on Boss Bits
 vespa Queen
Wasp Queen
 Twinblade
Twinblade
 Whisper
Whisper
 Kraken
Kraken
 Maze
Maze
 Jack of Blades
Jack of Blades
 Thunder
Thunder
 Briar Rose
Briar Rose
 Guild Master
Guild Master
 Nostro
Nostro
 Jack of Blades Dragon
Jack of Blades Dragon
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another giorno in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I detto to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, o insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those Film that is hated, weather da fans, critics, o the world in general, but te just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, fan were hyped for the successivo one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They detto that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one o two characters that te can interact with. However, there are those characters that te just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If te like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the lista because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when te pick up a rupee o are fighting enemies, she will always come and give te consigli that te already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very secondo they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a lista about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN più disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the più disturbing things in the media, da what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when te think of Pokemon, te think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered da a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes te test your abilities, giving te a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, o is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes te wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, te will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack da a Porygon,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes da train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are te doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get te out of here before...
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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and Playstation 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in Amore with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel negozio was closed at night, as most of the shops in Londra were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was dato night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin Lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of te that own a Playstation, I'm sure te know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great baia Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ te sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. te see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. te know what, screw it, I wont domanda the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be più specific. Crimson skies is a game where te play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan drake from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, te play the whole game in a fighter plane around the anno 1940. Now, its a lot più fun then te think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: ragno Zeppelin
The ragno Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask te something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want te to do this alone. Unless te want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, te did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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SWORD:

1:

Mastersword as an interviewer: ciao princess Twilight. Good having te here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the domanda is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a domanda being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. te answered 'none' of my questions. te kinda...
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Derek: *Driving a Ford Mondeo down the road*

A pallacanestro, basket hit the hood, and the car immediately fell apart.

Derek: Bother! How am I supposed to sell this car now?!
S.B: *Looks at the damaged car* Ooh, sorry about that.
Derek: How come te look like Johnny Lightning?
S.B: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm S.B from Trainz, and I'm here to host tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We're gonna mostra te two fan fictions, both based off of 70's films. The Challenger which is based off of The Gauntlet, and Shado! Shado! Shado! A stella, star Wars version of Tora! Tora! Tora! Enjoy the...
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 25

The "Not so" Great Escape

May 22, 1953

Five days after Gordon got suspended, Orion felt better, but he still wanted to get fired.

Orion: *sitting on train tracks* Where's a train when te need one?
Pete: *Arrives* Orion! Get off there!
Orion: No, I want to die in honor!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 22

The Dynamic Duo

May 3, 1953

Hawkeye, and Stylo have a lot of things in common. One of them is that they don't like Gordon.

Hawkeye: *Relaxing on station* It's a great day. The sun is shining, birds are singing, and *Sees Gordon*
Stylo: We're in a lot of trouble.
Hawkeye: He can't...
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