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Hello everyone, and welcome to the first articolo of Boss Bits. So the first game I will be talking about is none other then the XBox Original Legend Fable. This game is a masterpiece. It had great characters, great gameplay, an awesome story and had some real good humor too. This game series is pretty much where te play as one of the last remaining Hero's of the country of Albion and te have a choice to be good o evil. This game is fun, but then... There are the bosses. Which we will be talking about... right now
(Warning, this articolo contains spoilers)

Boss: vespa Queen
The vespa Queen is the first boss in the game, and guess what... She's easy as hell. Well, she is the first boss in the game, but come on, she's easier then average first bosses. It only takes te about two minuti to beat her
Score: 3/10

Boss: Twinblade
This guy is supposed to be the leader of the Bandit Camp and the King of the Bandits. And he doesn't have that name for nothing. Not only are 75% of his attacks hard to dodge, but your surrounded da bandits, so if te get to far from Twinblade, your going to get hit da a bandit. Also, once te beat him, te have a choice to kill him o spare him, which is pretty neat
Score: 7/10

Boss: Whisper
This is another boss. Whisper is your friend who te have to fight in The Arena. She refuses to kill you, and she wants te to agree. However, te have a choice here after te knock her health down to 25%. te could either kill her o spare her, again, real interesting
Score: 7/10

Boss: Kraken
This is a boss te fight while saving your mother from Bargate Prison. Not only does this thing hide most of the fight, but it has one attack that is COMPLETELY impossible to dodge, so te better expect to take a few hits from it
Score: 4/10

Boss: Maze
Maze is a character who saved te from bandits as a child and kept te sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza in the Guild... So it's a huge surprise when he betrays you. This whole fight takes place throughout the entire village of Hook Coast, instead of just one spot. It make this real interesting as, since he is a wizard, it makes the fight real challenging, but also real fun
Score: 9/10

Boss: Jack of Blade
This guy is the main villain of the game. His boss fight is, half of the time cheap, and the other time just trying to dodge fuoco balls. Could have been better... Oh wait, it does, but that's later
Score: 2/10

Boss: Thunder
This is an optional boss. te really don't have to fight him, but te can if te want to be evil. Your supposed to collect the soul o an Arena Champion, and te can either get one from the Arena o just kill Thunder and take his. If te do fight him, he'll fight te with both sword and lightning bolts, which is CRAZY!!!
Score: 7/10

Boss: Briar Rose
Another optional boss. te need to find the soul of the Heroine, and te can either go to your mothers grave in Oakvale o kill Briar Rose, who will clone herself, teleport around the area, and even steal your health and use it to heal herself
Score: 6/10

Boss: Guild Master
Another Optional boss: te need the soul of the Oldest Hero, and te can either fight Nostro the Gate Keeper o Kill the Guild Master. When te do, he uses All kinds of damn spells, like making swords stronger, healing himself, forming a protective shield around him. The lista goes on. Once te get him dow to 1% health, he'll start saying how he is disappointed that te turned on the Guild, but he says that he'll teleport te to the graveyard so te can fight Nostro. te can either accept this request o kill him here
Score: 10/10

Boss: Nostro
Nostro is an undead hero that says he'll give te his soul if te kill him in a battle. The thing is, te can only hurt him when you've killed his undead guards. It's pretty interesting at first, but after a while, te just want to kill him already
Score: 7/10

Boss: Jack of Blades the Dragon
HOLY HELL!!! Okay, so, a bit of briefing. Jack of Blades came back to life in a stronger form and te have to travel to the Northern Wastes to kill him... Again. Here, te meet a giant, red, fuoco breathing dragon. This is the hardest fight in the damn game. It has lots of stuff happening at once. Though, if your not prepared with some Health Potions and Resurrection Phials, te might as well renamed yourself Screwed cause that's what te are
Score: 8/10

And so, that's all the bosses. There was a lot of awesome bosses and a lot of challenging bosses.
So, The Boss of this articolo goes to.... The Guild Master for creativity and an amazing level of challenge.
complessivamente, generale Boss Score: 8/10
Well, that should do it for this list. Hope to see te all successivo time on Boss Bits
 vespa Queen
Wasp Queen
 Twinblade
Twinblade
 Whisper
Whisper
 Kraken
Kraken
 Maze
Maze
 Jack of Blades
Jack of Blades
 Thunder
Thunder
 Briar Rose
Briar Rose
 Guild Master
Guild Master
 Nostro
Nostro
 Jack of Blades Dragon
Jack of Blades Dragon
It’s the Halloween season again, a time to walk around my local town like a creep, traumatize children with my stupid antics, and also talk about Film that critics hate but has a passionate fandom surrounding them, o at the very least, the general audiences hate. But that isn’t the case with our first film (The first introductee to Cultober II and I’ve already lied to everyone). A classic among horror fans, and even Michael Jackson himself, who took inspiration from the film to work into his own Musica video for Thriller, one of the most popolare Musica video of all time. That’s right,...
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Oh yeah, it’s time to talk about some character action games, some of the best of the medium, and what better one to start with than the king of them all, Devil May Cry. o rather, the first one, the weird one where Dante was clearly a Blade o Neo rip-off and the camera sucked a dick. Regardless, still an incredibly fun game.
Devil May Cry follows Dante as he goes to kill demon king Mundus on a secluded island consisting of marionettes, shadow beasts, Nelo Angelos and also something about him wanting to fuck a look-a-like of his mother. Allegedly wants to fuck his mother, granted. Now,...
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Well, here’s the first of many, many, MANY cavalletta video games that will appear on this list. I’m a big fan of the niche, what can I say? So being one of the later games from their biblioteca that I played, I only saw a few pictures of it and knew it was a cavalletta game. Needless to say, I was sold on the game. And despite it all, I was happy for what I got. Cause damn, Killer is Dead is probably one of the nicer to play cavalletta games out there.
Now, sadly, I never got to finish all the side stuff in this game and didn’t get to experiment with the game much, so sadly, I can’t...
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Now, I’ve probably Lost some credibility among the highterups of the horror community for liking the gorefests that are slasher films. Now allow me to sullididate my place as being a shitbag in the horror community with no chance of ever taken seriously again. Along with slasher films, I also like zombie films. Granted, to a lesser extent to slasher villains. At least there’s some creativity to slasher villains, while most zombies are just the same. But thankfully, we’ll be looking at a film that does things a little differently. That film would be 1985’s Return of the Living Dead.

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Well, here is a film I was never too proud of when I first watched it. I remember watching this film back in middle school. I heard it was among some of the best slasher films out there, alongside Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, Halloween, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And yet, when I watched it, I thought it was really lame and overrated and couldn’t understand what people saw in it. But, after watching this movie years later, and getting a new idea on it, what do I think about it now? Well, on Cultober, let’s take a look at the 1996 slasher classic, Scream



In the lovely...
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That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to arcobaleno Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew:...
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Song: link

Kevin: That sound, doesn't sound good.
Orion: *Knocks down a door* Run for your lives everyone!!!!
Kevin: I knew it, what happened?
Orion: I don't know.
Kevin: *Sighs*
Orion: Oh, now I remember. Parker kept beating everyone at Poker, and Gordon's angry now.
Kevin: Ah. Usually with Parker, it's the other way around.
Jerry: *Stops successivo to Orion, and Kevin* ciao te two. What's going on?
Kevin: You're better off not knowing. Trust me, that's how bad things are.
Orion: And it doesn't even concern you, so you're lucky.
Jerry: Well anyway, I'm here to host tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday...
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No più Heroes 2 does things… differently from the first game. Gone is the overworld to explore. Gone is the unique enemies of every level. Gone is the chance to collect trading cards. And gone is fun mini-games. But hey, at least now we have some pretty cool bosses… For the most part. While No più Heroes 2 definitely falls behind the first No più Heroes in some instances, it makes up in others, such as story, music, and even some bosses. And with the addition of fifteen bosses in the game, it makes sense that there would be some great bosses… And some stinkers too. So that is what...
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Song: link

Master Sword: *Fighting with Coffee Creme over who should be the host*
Thomas: Don't tell me they're at it again.
Percy: I'm afraid so.
Master Sword: I'm the host!!
Coffee Creme: No! I am.
Sean: We're not finished with this episode yet, so I'm still hosting.
Master Sword: *Shoots lava out of his head* RAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sean: And welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm Sean from Trainz, and I'm still your host. On The Block, and Adventures of Thomas & Friends are up next.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience:...
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posted by windwakerguy430
(A large crowd fills the stadium as the audience watches the massive wrestling ring in the center, with news helicopters flying over to get a view of the show. In the ring sets a man in a cowboy hat, with chaps revealing his thong, no shirt, and a bandana covering his mouth. At his sides are two holsters with two golden revolvers on the side. The man watches as a massive man with a red mohawk and leather jeans steps into the ring, wielding a strada, via sign with concrete on the bottom of it. As the match is about to begin, a helicopter that appears to be made of oro flies over the ring and to...
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Song: link

Hawkeye: *Listening to the music* This is weird.
Carter: *Stops successivo to Hawkeye* Why? Just because it's from thirty years after your mostra takes place?
Hawkeye: *Looks at Carter, and sees that he's in Union Pacific paint* When did our railroad get talking trains?
Twilight: arcobaleno Dash! How come te got your own show?!?!
Rainbow Dash: Because I'm not you! *Flies away*
Twilight: Not me? What's wrong with me?!!?
Spike: Have te seen yourself lately?
Tim: *Next to Thomas, eating popcorn* te want some?
Thomas: I know I'm a talking train, but I don't think I should eat that.
Tom: *Arrives* Well,...
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Song: link

Hawkeye: *Hears the song* Hm, a new song.
Captain Jefferson: Variety is good. That's why we have a new song. Get out there, and protect this town.
Tim: *Goes out with Julia, Toby, and Red*
Tom: Boo!!! *Throws a rock at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit da the rock* Yo! What's with te man?!
Tom: *Laughing as he runs away*
James: *Stops, watching Tom run across his track* What's with him? *Clears his throat* Hello everyone, my name is James. Welcome to this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your host, James the red, and splendid engine.
Gordon: *Stops successivo to him*...
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Song: link

Hawkeye: *Taps the back of Gordon's head*
Gordon: *Very angry* GET BACK HERE!!!!! *Runs after Hawkeye*
Master Sword: And I thought I had anger issues.
Tom: *Taps the back of Master Sword's head*
Master Sword: *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain Jefferson: We have too many criminals.
Percy: No, we have too many ponies. Percy The Green Engine here everyone, and this week, I'll be your host for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Our line up for this week is......

Ponies On The Rails - Rated TVMA
On The Block - Rated TV14
My...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 te must look at this picture for 20 secondi before continuing onto the successivo part of this fan fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 secondi before continuing onto the successivo part of this fan fiction



Song: link

 The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 fan Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

 Give half of the credit for this story to Wind. He also stars as a main character too.
Give half of the credit for this story to Wind. He also stars as a main character too.


Announcer: Good morning New Jersey. We hope you're having a pleasant giorno as we get some Rock N' Roll playing.

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & windwakerguy430 Present

Six Shooters

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
Windwakerguy430...
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posted by Canada24
9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when te need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in te want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...
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#1: DANNY TAPP (Saw):
Tapp chases the villain, but is shot dead da him..


#2: DETECTIVE MATT GIBSON (Saw 3D):
Clues left da Hoffman lead Gibson to the observation area for Hoffman's tests of Bobby Dagen, where he is killed da a remote-controlled automatic weapon placed in the room.


#3: JONAS SINGER (Saw 2):
Xavier wanted to work alone, and ordered Jonas to turn around. Not understanding why, Jonas refused and Xavier agressively moved towards Jonas, who misunderstands, and punches Xavier, starting a fight, witch Jonas wins, but due to the still spreading gas, Jonas falls into violent coughing,...
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Okay, this is gonna be a real quick one, but I had to talk about it. It was too good to pass up. So, after years of trash with Resident Evil games like Resident Evil 5, Resident Evil 6, and, god forbid, Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City. Resident Evil: Revelations 1 and 2 were okay. The best Resident Evil game we even got so far was a Wii U remake of Resident Evil 4. Yeah, sadly, a remake was the best we got. People were very upset with Capcom. I mean, with scenes like this, it shows



Oh, just look at that quality. It’s so beautiful. So yeah, people got pissed off at Capcom a lot,...
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People have always been saying how horror Film are just terrible today. Now, I find that hard to believe…. If that fact wasn’t true. Horror Film today are the exact same things. They use the same scare tactics, and the same jump scares. They all consist of ghosts, o serial killers, o zombies, o god forbid, a remake due to lack of ideas. Hell, there wasn’t much going on in 2015. I mean, maybe I could check the best horror Film of 2015. Let’s see here………….



….. Yeah, as te can see, there isn’t much shit to watch. o at the least, anything good to watch. Sure,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Mr. Walman: Now listen, lady. We’ve bought the land, and we are going to do what we please
Teacher: So you’re going to tear down our school
Mr. Walman: (Reads the school sign) Eastwood School for the Deaf. Oh, I see now. Well, we can’t let the children go without something. Here te kids are (Hands them all coupons) These are all coupons for our sales on CDs. Okay, let’s get started
Teacher: Wait, how can they-
(A wrecking ball destroys the building)

Cody: (Walking with Wind and James) And then I spilled the burning grease on my arm and had to be taken to the hospital
Wind: That’s probably...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful giorno in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red...
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