It was Natale morning and everyone was opening their gifts and DW was so happy about seeing the last gift thinking it was Tina The Talking Tabby. A toy that she would not shut up about. She opened it and it was a anatra that could talk instead that could say 5000 things.

DW: Can it say meow?

Jane: Probably not.

DW looked sad.

Jane: Are te upset?

DW: No...........I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!!I WANTED TINA THE TALKING TABBY!!!! (She sobbing) SANTA HOW COULD te THIS IS THE WORSE Natale EVER!!!!

She hits the anatra and it talked and she was happy and detto for someone who is not a kitty hes...

Man that theme song written da Ziggy Marley hit me like a giant semitruck carrying my childhood. I want to say something really important as this is technically the Arthur pilot and it’s a publicly funded animated series with like, 26 episodes in its first order…

What am I dithering about?

So don’t te notice that in the first episode of a tv series, the plotline is usually “Everyone, meet everyone” where the gang of Friends gets together o inducts a new person into their gang. And the the writers are crossing their fingers that enough people give a damn about the mostra so they can...

D.W.: (after Arthur realizes that D.W. has accidentally broken his plane) If it could break the sound barrier, falling out of a window shouldn't be able to break it.
Arthur: (angrily) I told te not to touch it.
D.W.: te built it all wrong! Did te even read the directions?
(Arthur furiously gets on his feet and grits his teeth, but D.W. is too busy talking to be afraid.)
D.W.: It didn't fly for one second! It's not my fault if te made a plane that can't fly.
Arthur: (lividly) I told you... NOT TO TOUCH IT!!!!!!
(He punches D.W., and she hits the ground; D.W. wails in agony as she heads back inside.)...