#10:
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should te be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!
#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?
#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now te must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop you!
Frieza: 419..
Piccolo: What are te doing!?
Frieza: Sorry. I just hear these heroic speeches so much I keep a mental lista of how many times I heard certain lines.
Piccolo: te insane basterd!
Frieza: 192..
Piccolo: Yeah, we'll.. I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FACE!!
Frieza: Ohh, hoho... 12..
#7:
Goku: The doctor detto I'll be for a while. What with shattered ribs. Broken bones.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage.. Oh ciao master. When did te get here?
#6:
Goku: That was close.. Was nearly out of frying pan and into the.. Lava.
Frieza: ....... How do te function!?
#5:
Guy: What do te want!?
Frieza: Oh. We're just visitiors. Traveling b- WHAT THE FUCK DO te THINK!? We're here for the dragon balls!
#4:
Frieza: Meet my friend. MR MOUNTAIN!! (fires mountain at Goku)
Goku: Hello mr mountain. My name is- (gets crushed)
#3:
Krillin: Goku, te can't die.. Here. I brought a sensu bean.
Goku: I don't think that's gonna work.
Killin: Why not?
Goku: I kinda have a hole in my esophagus..
Krillin: Wait.. Then how are te breathing?.......... Goku?
Goku: Sweet! I should go after him.
King Kui: NO! Don't go after Frieza.. He way beound anything te know.. He destoried 100's of planets and killed thousands of people!
Goku: (excited squeal)
King Kui: Stop it! Stop getting excited!
#1:
Vegeta: Say good da to your precious planet!
Goku: That's not very nice!!
Vegeta: OF COARSE NOT!! I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!
Goku: Gohan. Get to the ship. If Puccalo dies. This would of been all for nothing..
Gohan: Wow. This is Serprisingly thought out for you.
Goku: (sternly) Gohan.. Where should te be wait now?
Gohan: ... This shi-
Goku: THE SHIP!!
#9:
Reditiz: (explaining what Goku is)
Goku: .. What?
Reditiz: Plus I am your brother
Goku: What?
Reditiz: You.. Fell on your head as a baby didn't you?
Goku: ... What?
#8:
Piccolo: We're here to stop the senseless slaughter of these people.
Frieza: 92..
Piccolo: This has gone on for too long. And now te must suffer.
Frieza: 355..
Piccolo: And we're the ones who will stop you!
Frieza: 419..
Piccolo: What are te doing!?
Frieza: Sorry. I just hear these heroic speeches so much I keep a mental lista of how many times I heard certain lines.
Piccolo: te insane basterd!
Frieza: 192..
Piccolo: Yeah, we'll.. I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FACE!!
Frieza: Ohh, hoho... 12..
#7:
Goku: The doctor detto I'll be for a while. What with shattered ribs. Broken bones.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage.. And the brain damage.. Oh ciao master. When did te get here?
#6:
Goku: That was close.. Was nearly out of frying pan and into the.. Lava.
Frieza: ....... How do te function!?
#5:
Guy: What do te want!?
Frieza: Oh. We're just visitiors. Traveling b- WHAT THE FUCK DO te THINK!? We're here for the dragon balls!
#4:
Frieza: Meet my friend. MR MOUNTAIN!! (fires mountain at Goku)
Goku: Hello mr mountain. My name is- (gets crushed)
#3:
Krillin: Goku, te can't die.. Here. I brought a sensu bean.
Goku: I don't think that's gonna work.
Killin: Why not?
Goku: I kinda have a hole in my esophagus..
Krillin: Wait.. Then how are te breathing?.......... Goku?
Goku: Sweet! I should go after him.
King Kui: NO! Don't go after Frieza.. He way beound anything te know.. He destoried 100's of planets and killed thousands of people!
Goku: (excited squeal)
King Kui: Stop it! Stop getting excited!
#1:
Vegeta: Say good da to your precious planet!
Goku: That's not very nice!!
Vegeta: OF COARSE NOT!! I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool squalo movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Piccoli brividi EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps o something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool squalo movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST Piccoli brividi EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps o something.. That face image fucked me up..