#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Londra bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Londra Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do te know what my superiore, in alto three preferito things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. secondo is Nazis. Can te guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: te will witness what happens what here today, and te will will speak of it later.. Except te won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what te do, is te go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help te go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that te think that your titless culo intimidates me, o that te think my boss would let me live if te did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did te do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But te can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did te do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet te I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet te you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet te you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet te you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even Londra bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. Londra Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9:
Alucard: Walter, do te know what my superiore, in alto three preferito things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. secondo is Nazis. Can te guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8:
Anderson: te will witness what happens what here today, and te will will speak of it later.. Except te won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!? Just grow back your legs! Semon up your demons! Hit me! FIGHT ME!!... Give me a hug
#6:
Jan: Alright, alright... what te do, is te go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help te go fuck yourself!
#5:
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that te think that your titless culo intimidates me, o that te think my boss would let me live if te did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
#4:
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
#3:
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
#2:
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did te do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But te can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did te do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
#1:
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet te I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet te you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet te you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet te you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Yes.. Fucking Serbian film! This is how badly I want to entertain my viewers I was willing to watch FUCKING SERBIAN FILM..
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn stella, star who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if te can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
I would use the wiki plot. But people are catching onto that.. So lets just the actual review stuff..
Everyone warned me away.. Windwaker, Matthew Santoro, and.. Felt like I was gonna have three, but guess not.
So.. A struggling porn stella, star who agrees to participate in an "art film", only to discover that he has been drafted into a snuff film with pedophilic and necrophilic themes.
Yep, we're back to corpse fucking.. Oh, throw in child fucking, make it extra fun..
I'm not even gonna go into details.. My mind has literary blocked out everything about this fucking movie "if te can call it that"..
NO! JUST FUCKING NO!!
Anyone have that game where te Amore it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. te can't go on random strada, via rampages.
But I actually Amore this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
te get less tired of them, cause te never know when the successivo one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the mostra LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person da protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. te can't go on random strada, via rampages.
But I actually Amore this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
te get less tired of them, cause te never know when the successivo one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the mostra LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person da protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..