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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) ciao cowboy? te mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, te DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of te left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK te VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where te guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, da the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Wade Herbert: There's two Michael Townleys living in LS. One is 83 and the other is in kindergarten. I asked the teacher to put him on the phone just to be safe. She threatened to call the cops. I ain't no molester, Trevor.
Trevor Philips: Shut up before 'I' molest you, alright.


#4:
Wade: Wow, that's a real mind fuck.
Trevor: Grr... I'll mostra te a fuckin mind fuck!


#5:
Michael De Santa: I know. I still hate myself. But at least I know the words for it now.
Trevor Philips: Yeah, but I hate te and I know the words for it. Does that mean I don't have to go to therapy?


#6:
"[stomping Johnny Klebitz to death] Fucking shit, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt! Who the fuck are te speaking to? Who? Who? I'm talking to te huh? te fuck! successivo time don't get in my fucking face! I just saw a fucking ghost and I gotta hear your crap? Get up! GET UP! Fuck te then".


#7:
"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. o both"


#8:
"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"


#9:
"Why, oh why, do te exist?"


#10:
"When ever te get a doubt in your mind. I want te to remember I'm watching though the scoop of a high powered rifle"


#11:
"I don't even SOUND that Canadian!"


#12:
Trevor Philips: I asked for a fair day's pay for a fair day's work. Well, he kinda got a little angry. So, I admit, I kinda got a little angry too.
Michael De Santa: Did te kill him?
Trevor Philips: What kinda fucking animal do te take me for? No, I didn't kill him!
[Michael sighs with relief]
Trevor Philips: But I DID kidnap his wife.


#13:
"They damaged my stuff. They smash up my home. Damage my soul. Look at this... This, this, this, this statue here of Impotent Rage. This fucking meant più to me than Johnny K meant to anyone! And they smashed it! Those pathetic, midlife crisis, hog-riding, shaven-headed, fruity leather-chap-wearing fucking assholes!"


#14:
"You called her a bitch!.. Don't te got a mother!?"


#15:
"RONN!!... Give my coffee o I'll cut your arm off!"


16:
"Scooooter buddy!!"


#17:
Janet: Hey, you're banned!
Trevor Philips: Is anyone NOT banned?


#18:
"(steals Cani collar)I know, this is weird for all of us... Now get back to your owner before she uses this as an excuse to go back to rehab!"


19:
"I spend a LOT of time with fuckin people I don't like! It's one of my fuckin hobbies!"


#20:
"RUN te LITTLE FUCK!!"
Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd te leave the toilet sede, sedile up?
Peele: cagna WHY WAS te LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do te even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when te REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than te realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad o as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...
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Everyone knows about Squidward torture.
But I recently started noticing that Spongebob gets tortured himself...

Even modern Spongebob doesn't THIS much punishment..

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#1: THE SPLINTER:
Spongebob immediately got himself a splinter. Throughout the episode, Spongebob tries to not deal with it. but couldn't due to his thumb's injury. Should he used his other hand instead? (PLOTHOLE!) So, he decided to hide it, but Squidward (who told him nothing but lousy crap of hiding it and didn't solve anything) and s. Patrick only WORSENED the situation....
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his Anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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1: THE SEA BEAR:
A Sea orso is a large piranha-like pesce with claw-tipped fins and the head of a grizzly bear. Squidward did not believe in the sea bear's existence until he was attacked da one in The Camping Episode where it is featured as the main antagonist.
The sea orso is quite disturbing for a kids show.
It is an exceptionally violent animal, the sea orso took an immediate dislike to Squidward and attacked him repeteadly throughout the episode.
The sea orso then violently mauls him and repeats this five times after for differing reasons: running, limping, crawling, simple dislike for the...
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#10: GARY TAKES A BATH:
We never realized this as a kid.
But it's hard to believe they got away with spongebob saying "don't drop the soap" and than winking.
If te don't know why this is innapriopiate, I would rather not be the one to explain it too you..

#9: GRAVEYARD SHIFT:
The story Squidward tells, involves the ghost of someone going around murdering people, and the way the phone rings and no one risposte seems rather disturbing for a kid show..

#8: CLAMS:
Mr Krabs, in his crazed state, attempts to get Spongebob and Squidward literary killed when he used them for live bait..

#7: SQUEAKY BOOTS:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. arcobaleno Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.

Rainbow Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
Rainbow Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
Rainbow Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
Rainbow Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* ciao asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies...
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#10: THE KILLS - GET OUT:
Yes, this a racist family trying to brainwash him into being somekind of mindless sex slave (well actually Chris is just wanted for his eyes, to give to a blind man).. But the level of utter brutality from Chris. Who seems to be the nicest guy ever. leaves te kind of disturbed..


#9: AMERICAN HISTORY X - CURB STOMP:
This was recommended da WindWaker.. Though I'm not sure how to feel about this.. I Amore Edward Norton. Even in the hulk movie, so its even worse..


#8: JOHN WICK - DOG SCENE:
Before we see all the fun exciting stuff. First we have to get super attacted to the...
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#10: TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Trevor was described as a difficult person to deal with: extreme, unhinged, impetuous, psychopathic, unpredictable, sociopathic, and prone to violent outbursts and destructive rampages - in the secondo trailer he smashed an unknown person's head into a bar counter and was then seen setting a house on fuoco and walking out of the area without a care in sight.

But Trevor is lowest.. Cause Trevor is honest about it and will never mostra hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's)..



#9: THE GOVERNER (Comic...
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I actually put this.. Only for it to get me suspended from the site :(


SATEN TWIST:

Jerk with a cuore of Gold: Sword can sometimes come across as an uncaring jerk, espically in older seasons, but is actually a very kind hearted, loyal person, and very protective to those he cares for.

Characterization Marches On: Saten started out kinda crazy and not the most likeable.. He eventually became the only sane one in many ways, least in comparison to the misadventures he’s involved in..

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DERPY HOOVES/TWIST:

The Stoner: At least at times..

Action Girl: Aside...
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#1: BRANDON WHITTAKER:
He is serprisingly "easy" as long as te have really good food, like wine, and streak.
Have the coltello gloves and when he jumps out of the stall, attack away.
Or, even più easy. Get a sniper and a pistol, stand near the entrance, wait till he leaps out of the stall, and than have him chase te out of the bathroom, he can only go so far, so wait till he jumps at you, dodge it, and shoot at him when he's running back to the bathroom.
And than just finish him off with the pistol when te run out of sniper bullets (if done properly, te won't lose any health)..


#2: SEYMOUR REDDING:...
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#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his culo handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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Not "everything" down here is latte and honey..

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#10: (I forget his name):
He killed a bunch of Mounties because he got WAY to into Call of Duty, and took it too far..


#9: WAYNE BODEN:
Wayne killed at least three women in Montreal and one in Calgary, between 1969 and 1971. He had a habit of viciously biting the breasts of his victims.

Different than many serial killers, Boden knew most of the women he killed. Friends and co-workers of the victims identified him, but sadly police circulated the wrong suspect photo. Wayne fled to Calgary....
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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what te want about Americans but we understand capitalism. te buy yourself a product and te get what te pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store Angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn te for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! te did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time o another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There te are te little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. te know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did te just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it te two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see te again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will mostra it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is popolare enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. o your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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