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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his Anime counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the old guys. Even one of his ghouls. Like his counterpart, this Jan often makes crude sexual comments, such as saying that his Ghouls armor was 'half as thick as his dick' and that Walter would need at least an anti-tank fucile to pierce it. After being defeated da Integra and the commitee, he witnesses Seras kill his remaining Ghouls, which prompts him to say "at least I'm gonna die with a raging boner".


#3: ABRIDGED ALUCARD:

This depiction of Alucard is as cocky and egotistical as his original counterpart, but unlike the original, he is sarcastic, rude, rebellious and perverted, often disrespecting o mocking his enemies in a very vulgar fashion. Also, unlike the original Alucard, this version often disrespects Sir Integra and disobeys her orders constantly, even directly calling her names such as "bitch" and "skank" on several occasions, going to Brazil when specifically told not to and even going far as to tip all of the paintings in the hallway sideways simply to annoy her. He also claims that he only saved Seras from death because she has "nice tits". He is also shown to be quite immature, as he enjoys watching cartoni animati (Adventure Time being one of them). The only people he is shown to be respectful (or at least friendly) towards is Walter and the Queen of England (who is still attracted to him). Alucard is also seen as being very devious and takes great pleasure in causing mischief, as Integra went over all of his antics, such as countless acts of property damage, noise complaints, murder of innocent civilians & sexual harassment (which he refuses to apologizes for)..


#4: HOWARD WOLOWITIZ:
Although he's very sweet hearted man.
He is consistently depicted as the most sex-crazed of the guys, although he doesn't think his sexual behavior is any different from other men. One time, he developed a mathematical formula for the likelihood of him having sex da applying and modifying the drake equation to include the "Wolowitz coefficient," which he defined as "neediness times dress size squared." He stated, "I'm a horny engineer... I never joke about math o sex." He often fantasizes about several actresses, including Katee Sackhoff, but apparently every woman is his type. Howard describes himself as a romantic, although he usually comes across as overtly sexual and, in Penny's words, disgusting. However, as the series progresses, Howard becomes dedicated to Bernadette, although he still uses pick-up lines. He reveals più of his facets to Bernadette. As part of his delusions regarding himself, he opines that he is a "tender-hearted poet" and "crazy daredevil"..


#5: JOHN HERBERT:

John Herbert is an elderly pedohebephile[1] who lives on Spooner strada, via with his old, crippled dog, Jesse. He has a high-pitched, very soft, effeminate voice and with a slight whistle lisp. He is often seen wearing a light blue accappatoio, vestaglia and slippers and uses a zimmer-frame walker to get around. He is a retired United States Army veteran. He becomes fixated on Chris in "To Amore and Die in Dixie" when Chris took up a paper route and developed an unhealthy obsession with him. When the family returned from the South, he left 113 messages asking what had happened to the paper boy. Herbert frequently seems to make inappropriate, sexually-tinged commenti to teenage boys. It is revealed later on that he is the eldest member of the Skull and Bones secret society. He is shown to be Roman Catholic and goes to the same church as the Griffins in "Boys Do Cry"..


#6: GLENN QUAQMIRE:
Glenn Quagmire (born Glenn Quagglechek) is the sex-crazed, perverted neighbor of the Griffins. Quagmire is a former ensign of the U.S. Navy, where he met Peter Griffin. In "Meet the Quagmires", it is established that he already knew Peter and his future wife Lois. He currently works as an airline pilot.

Quagmire is roughly 5'8" tall in "Blind Ambition" and 61 years old according to his driver's license in "FOX-y Lady", although he recounts a youthful sexual encounter with Tracey Bellings set in 1986 in "A Fistful of Meg". He explains that he makes himself look younger da consuming carrots. Glenn currently resides at 29 Spooner Street, Quahog, Rhode Island..


#7: LOIS GRIFFIN:
Originally Lois was a kind hearted, relatable, housewife.
Trying to live with destructive teenager children. And immature husband. And a homicidal baby who literary wants her dead.
Sadly, new episodes ruined her COMPLETELY!
In newer episodes, she now has a più non-caring personality and will often mostra absolutely no emotion o interest in some very emotional situations, and in other cases draw pleasure from others misery. Some examples being when Meg was upset about not being invited to a party hosted da Chris in "Stew-Roids", she just gives up, gives her daughter some pills and a Sylvia Plath novel, walks out stating "whatever happens, happens". Meg even stated she loved her in "Peter's Daughter", only for Lois to not even respond.
She is alo unloyal and hypercritical about her marriage to Peter. And a bisexual, jumping as at the chance to cheat on him (boy o girl, won't matter)..


#8: LIANE CARTMAN:
Despite her sweetness, she is extremely promiscuous. Quite early on, it was stated that Ms. Cartman was actually Eric's father, as she was supposedly born a self-fertilizing hermaphrodite with both female and male genitalia (though Dr. Mephesto implies in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" that she no longer has the latter). However, in the episode "201", it is revealed that she actually isn't a hermaphrodite, and that the town of South Park lied in order to protect the Denver Broncos.

In the early seasons, she was very sexually active and regularly pursued this activity. She was reputedly a crack whore, and has taken part in German scheisse movies. She also had no issue with commencing sexual relations with complete strangers, instead usually inviting them to the home as frequent visitors. This appetite is not strictly for men, for it is hinted in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" that she had intercourse with Ms. Crabtree, Mayor McDaniels, and Sheila Broflovski.

Although Liane used to constantly have sex, and ignores the presence of anyone around her to sexually persuade men into her bedroom, it is unknown if Cartman knew the full extent to what his mom really did behind closed doors. Eric has come across various numbers of porn sites and so-called "family videos" gone awry, but seems to either ignore the fact that his mom is a slut o looks as it to be just his sweet, loving mother conned out of her own environment, such as when he explains that his mother told him she was young and needed money when she was featured in Crack Whore Magazine in the episode "Pinkeye", to which Stan retorts, "Cartman, those foto were taken a mese ago!" Cartman knows not to complain to his mother, probably already figuring out that if he makes her feel bad about hurting her son, she will eventually turn on him and no longer spoil him in the natural way. Even in the episode "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" and "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" where it is revealed to Eric that his mom has had sex with the entire town, he still has no conversations with his mom about her secret life. Also in "Trapper Keeper", she ends up having sex with the cyborg from the future, Bill Cosby.

In later seasons, her character seems to have changed. For instance, her working as a prostitute has only been occasionally referenced since the fourth season. She is now generally shown to be più responsible with Eric, especially in "Tsst" and "Go God Go". However, in "The Death of Eric Cartman", Cartman mistakes his mom's screams of pleasure for cries of sadness, when in reality, she is receiving sex from a plumber whom she invited to her house. Aside that instance, Ms. Cartman's infidelities have remained virtually unmentioned between the fourth season and "200".

In South Park : Stick of Truth, if te hit Liane with a weapon, she will either yelp o moan in amusement o say "Oh, my!" which reveals Liane's sexual appetite..


#9: Jerome "Chef" McElroy:
Despite being closet the boys have to role model.
Chef literary SINGS about having sex..


#10: KENNY MCCORMICK:
While most child characters on the mostra are foul-mouthed, Kenny is often even più risqué with his dialogue. Parker and Stone state that they depict Kenny and his Friends in this manner in order to display how young boys really talk when they are alone.
Kenny is shown to desire intercourse in the episode "The Ring", when Kenny gets a girlfriend and is overjoyed to find out that she has a reputation as a slut. Kenny is also lecherous, and often portrayed as being eager to do and say disgusting things in an attempt to impress others o earn money.[
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"Gracie, te alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, te animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for te sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, recitazione like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF te FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy te guys enjoyed even più then I "thought" te people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless te like stupid comedies da an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my Avatar photo, can clearly guess who my preferito Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story da him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The titolo is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
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Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are te okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. te think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and più time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!...
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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The mostra seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking immagini and fan arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the mela, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their mela, apple names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...
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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn
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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) te CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, te look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) te do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1:
“(being attacked da Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) te PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, te shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding te and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...
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I know I did this kinda lista before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has immagini so your know the difference..




#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to Youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: te see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let te know who Brony Of The mese is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, o laughing....
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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)
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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him da telling her that his species are dying. But she has secondo thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes da killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....
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#1:
"Let's read Citazioni during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, te can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and te wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell te how I really felt about it, but then I... I told te the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My domanda is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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