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#1:
Vaas: (shoots Grant in the throat).
Jason: (desperately tries to save him).
Vaas: (his voice is barely heard over Jason trying to save Grant) What, te want to run? Huh? te want to run, te want to disrespect me? te want to fuck with me? I mean, te come here, with your... with your pretty-boy face, right, and your pretty-boy phone, your dimwit brother, and te want to fuck with me. *You want to fuck with me.* I like that - no, I *respect* that. I'm gonna give te thirty seconds, and if the jungle doesn't eat te up alive... I will.
Jason: (realizes Grant is dead and looks at Vaas).
Vaas: ARE te FUCKIN DEATH!?.. I SAID, GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, te CHICKEN FUCK! RUN, FORREST! RUN!!


#2:
Vaas: Did I ever tell te what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me. So, boom, I shot him. The thing is... he was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these fucking pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same fucking thing. Over, and over, and over, and over again thinking, "This time is gonna be different. No, no, no please... this time is gonna be different." I'm sorry, I don't like the way... (punches gabbia, cassa aside violently) ...you are LOOKING at me!.. Okay, do te have a fucking problem in your head? Do te think I am bullshitting you, do te think I am lying? Fuck you! Okay? FUCK. YOU. (beat) It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill. The thing is... all right? The thing is I killed te once already, and it's not like I am fucking crazy. It's okay. (beat) It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell te the definition of insanity?

#3:
Jason: Fuck you.
Vaas: te are angry, Jason. You... are angry. Okay, I get that. I get it. I mean without family who the fuck are we? There was a time I would do anything for my sister, I mean the first time I ever killed was for my sister.... Not enough for her, no, no, no, no, no, please. te see the thing about our loved ones, right, our FUCKING loved ones, they come and they BLINDSIDE te every fucking time. So they say to me, they say Vaas, Vaas... who the FUCK is it going to be?! THEM o ME?! (violently beats his chest) MEEEEEE!!! o THEM?! (chuckles) Like... like te know... like they fucking think that I need to make a fucking choice. (beat) da the way, this lighter really sucks.


#4:
Vaas: te enjoying my sisters company?.. Come on Jason! Shoot me!.. Pull the trigger!.. END THIS MISERY!!...... Take me into your heart. Accept me as your saviour. Nail me to the fucking attraversare, croce and let me be REBORRRRRRN!


#5:
Vaas: te boys think you're crazy, huh? Jumping out of airplanes... flying like birds? (chuckles) That is crazy! I like this phone. This is a nice fucking phone. So, what do we have here? Grant... and Jason... from California, huh? Well, I hope your mama and papa really, really Amore you, cause te two white boys look expensive! And that's good because I like expensive things... (Grant mumbles) I'm sorry, what did te say? What did te say? DO te WANT ME TO SLICE te OPEN LIKE I DID YOUR FRIEND!?.. Hmm? SHUT THE FUCK UP! Okay? I'm the one with the fucking dick! Look at me, look me in the fucking eye. HEY! te FUCK! Look me in the eye!... You're my bitch.. I rule this fucking kingdom. Shut the fuck up... o te die. (Jason mumbles too) What is it, Jason? Jason, what is it? Why aren't te laughing now like te did back there? What, is this not fun any more? Have I failed to entertain you? te see, thing is, up there, te thought te had a chance. Waaaay, up in the fucking skies, te thought te had your finger on the pussy trigger. But hermano, down here... down here? (beat) te hit the ground.


#6:
Vaas: The world is a diagonal... I am the balancing point.


#7:
Vaas: Surprise motherfucker. te didn't think I knew te were coming right?
[laughing] I am so DISAPPOINTED! te showed so much PROMISE Jason, so much FUCKING PROMISE. Now here te are, trapped like a fucking rat.


#8:
Vaas: Who gave te that ink, hmm? I asked te a question: who give te that ink, hmm? Citra give te that ink, my sister give te that ink, huh? te think that makes te one of us? te think that makes te like me, huh? California boy has got a hard-on for jungle fever. I'm gonna drive (whistles) a bullet through my sister's skull... like I did your brother Grant.


#9:
Vaas: Peek a boo motherfucker!


#10: Vaas: (player shoots at him) Do te have any idea how fucking rude that was?
#6: agnello OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If te lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the secondo versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and secondo versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...
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#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered da their on youngest child, who became possessed da Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have te see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once te see his face in the 'movie', te never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once te see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...
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WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the superiore, in alto of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And te gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) da the way. I'm gonna start a random relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


I've made several enemies, been in many wars, and countless battles, but this will be intense. It all started on March 13, 2025 when King Sombra was figuring out a way to destroy Equestria. He had something very big planned after losing the crystal empire.

King Sombra: Finally, time to test the time machine. *travels back into time*

November 23, 2012

Nazi Leiutenant: They went into a place called Equestria.
Robotnik: Then lets go!
King Sombra: Wait!
Robotnik: What do te want?...
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#10: ROY EARLE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game. He is also a opportunist. He ha rubato, stola a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20.

Between his uncaring snarky behavior,, lack of punishment, and his betrayal of Cole.. Nobody can find anything good to say except "he's kinda funny"


#9: DIMITRI:
The main villain of GTA 4. And at the superiore, in alto of everybody's hate list..


#8: NAVI:
That annoying little fairy from...
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posted by Canada24
Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till successivo episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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posted by Canada24
ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, Amore to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left te bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...
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added by Canada24
MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know te won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot te in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD te CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...
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posted by Canada24
Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge culo review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...
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DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D


MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..


DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..


HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..


BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..



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#1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract te as I steal your car.

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) te just been T-Jacked, bitch!

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#2::

Ron: So boss....
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When te watch the più serious films, Freddy Krueger IS something that can be considered actually scary.

First off, dreams are suppose to be a sicuro, cassetta di sicurezza place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.

Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes te feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..



Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...
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Nobody has ever made this list.
And now that I'm hooked to him again, I decided to do it myself. Dreamtime says I can make people like bands somehow.. So maybe this will help.

A lot of people don't talk about this guy. Probably cause he is in fact an actual Satanist.
And most of his songs are about black magic and the devil himself.

I do admit that's a bit disturbing for me, as an Christian. But I don't judge people on this stuff..

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#1: EVIL:
It may not be very good. But it introduced ME to him.
So may as well add it as number 1.


#2:...
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Source: deviantart
SATEN TWIST:
Although he usually means well. Saten Twist isn't always as innocent as the other my little pony characters. He's been known to kill 3 people (though non of them were on purpose).
Saten often reveals to have had a very bad childhood, his father was abusive to him and his mother, and his mother was emotionally distant, never mostrare him any true signs of love. As a result, Saten has grown into a recovering alcoholic, who sometimes takes weed, and has strong temper issues witch often makes him unpredictable, and sometimes even sadistic.
However, he is also shown to be quite immature...
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posted by Canada24
 Gotta Amore Anderson
Gotta love Anderson
Sup?

This I actually such a AWESOME series.
I was too hard on the first episode, I'd have to rewatch it sometime.

But anyway.
As te can tell da the picture, I am really taking a likeness towards Anderson.
He is so cool to look at.

But I'm also starting to take likeness towards The Major.
He is such a deep character, and makes for an amazing villain.
Not to mention, he's a good villain, because he, what to me, defines TRUE evil.
The type of peron who only wants to see the world burn, there's no reasoning with him.

Though unfortantly, I am starting to have LESS enjoyment towards Alucard.
He may be on...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Here are two previews to fan fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, da the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...
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