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Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the giorno too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, te know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill te on sight.. But if te survive the night.. Let's have a birra to celebrate..*hangs up*
Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't believe I only get paid 4 dollars an hou- *checks screen* agrifoglio SHIT!.. THAT YELLOW ONE JUST MOVED!.. IT FUCKING MOVED!!.. FUCK THIS SHIT!! *tries leaving but door is locked*
Phone guy: Sorry, the door locks from the outside.. Probably should of left it open.. But than again, if te did, Freddy would be out in the public?
Player: Say what!?
Phone guy: Look at the bright side. You're doing great. Most people do not last this long. I mean, te know, they usually sposta on to other things da now. I'm not implying that they died. Th-th-that's not what I meant.. Not at all.
Player: Your a dick!
Phone guy: Hey, I'm not the one who forgot to lock the door.
Player: (realizes he left the doors open) Oh sh-
Chica: (jump scares infront of player)
Player: (shoots Chica in the face with a shotgun) Fuck off!
Player 2: te know that doesn't truly kill them right?
Player: Still makes me feel better.
Player 2: Yeah well stay in the security room. After all they won't stay down and you'll eventually run out of bullets.
Player: (jumps though window to escape)
Player 2: ...... o te can run off like a little bitch.
Player: (comes back with a MINIGUN) Let's see them get up from THIS!
Player 2: te know you're not making any points? You're just being a lot less subtle.
Player: Your right.. (runs back out, returning with a tank he crashes though the bacheca with, blowing up the robots, and the entire restaurant as well).
Player 2: Well te just destroyed the resteraunt genius.
Player: The place sucked anyway.. I consider this an accomplishment
Player 2: Yeah their pizza tasted like cardboard. *I eat a slice* At least it's free.
THE successivo DAY:
Boss: Johnny! Your fired!
Player: GOOD!!
Boss: *to player 2) Sorry ghiandaia, jay but I'm going to have to let te go. The resteraunt is gone and we have to close.
Johnny: We'll te shouldn't of put me with psychotic robots
Boss: te were dato very specific instructions.
Johnny: THEY WERE GONNA STUFF ME IN A orso SUIT!!
Boss: That's why we have safety measures in place.
Johnny: A door that can only be closed for SO long.. Is NOT a safety measure!
Boss: It's the only one we got.
Johnny: not anymore.. I killed them
Jay: And te leveled the place in the process.
Johnny: Worth it
Boss: Just get out.
Phone guy: So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh ... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the giorno too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, te know?.. But anyway.. Freddy WILL kill te on sight.. But if te survive the night.. Let's have a birra to celebrate..*hangs up*
Player: WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!.. Can't believe I only get paid 4 dollars an hou- *checks screen* agrifoglio SHIT!.. THAT YELLOW ONE JUST MOVED!.. IT FUCKING MOVED!!.. FUCK THIS SHIT!! *tries leaving but door is locked*
Phone guy: Sorry, the door locks from the outside.. Probably should of left it open.. But than again, if te did, Freddy would be out in the public?
Player: Say what!?
Phone guy: Look at the bright side. You're doing great. Most people do not last this long. I mean, te know, they usually sposta on to other things da now. I'm not implying that they died. Th-th-that's not what I meant.. Not at all.
Player: Your a dick!
Phone guy: Hey, I'm not the one who forgot to lock the door.
Player: (realizes he left the doors open) Oh sh-
Chica: (jump scares infront of player)
Player: (shoots Chica in the face with a shotgun) Fuck off!
Player 2: te know that doesn't truly kill them right?
Player: Still makes me feel better.
Player 2: Yeah well stay in the security room. After all they won't stay down and you'll eventually run out of bullets.
Player: (jumps though window to escape)
Player 2: ...... o te can run off like a little bitch.
Player: (comes back with a MINIGUN) Let's see them get up from THIS!
Player 2: te know you're not making any points? You're just being a lot less subtle.
Player: Your right.. (runs back out, returning with a tank he crashes though the bacheca with, blowing up the robots, and the entire restaurant as well).
Player 2: Well te just destroyed the resteraunt genius.
Player: The place sucked anyway.. I consider this an accomplishment
Player 2: Yeah their pizza tasted like cardboard. *I eat a slice* At least it's free.
THE successivo DAY:
Boss: Johnny! Your fired!
Player: GOOD!!
Boss: *to player 2) Sorry ghiandaia, jay but I'm going to have to let te go. The resteraunt is gone and we have to close.
Johnny: We'll te shouldn't of put me with psychotic robots
Boss: te were dato very specific instructions.
Johnny: THEY WERE GONNA STUFF ME IN A orso SUIT!!
Boss: That's why we have safety measures in place.
Johnny: A door that can only be closed for SO long.. Is NOT a safety measure!
Boss: It's the only one we got.
Johnny: not anymore.. I killed them
Jay: And te leveled the place in the process.
Johnny: Worth it
Boss: Just get out.
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most preferito character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit o whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the mostra till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless te count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most preferito character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit o whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the mostra till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless te count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..