Canada24's club.. Article: Monster PART 22: (episode 57 and 58)

posted by Canada24

So.. Today, we had a flashback to when Lohan killed his parents, and Anna shot him.. I forgot about this.. Pretty twisted.

And we have a new character.. He kinda reminds me of Max Payne for some reason. Too be bad, the episode was little less exciting than I thought.. Just him and Eva walking around. No excitement till the very ending.

Anyway.. Not sure what else to say. The episodes where "okay".

But hey.. They kept me watching till the end. So I guess I considered them as good ones..

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Windwakerguy430 Well, if you want something interesting..... Well, you just wait until they get to the small town. You thought things couldn't get bad, well, just wait. It will get FUCKED!

Canada24 Fucked means interesting.. i'll take it

In my MOST EVIL list.. Stuck ones "I" find the most evil..

posted by Canada24

#1: FREDDY KRUEGER:
n the original continuity, Freddy Krueger is the dream-invading ghost of a child murderer, seeking to continue his spree. In life, he kept missing children's pictures of his victims in a scrapbook and posed as an unassuming, caring father before his wife discovered the truth; he then murders his wife with no hesitation. When he got off on a technicality, the people of Springwood lynched Freddy, at which point he makes a bargain with demonic forces to become, in his own words, "what nightmares are made of". He uses his newfound powers to find increasingly creative ways to...

superiore, in alto TEN WEREWOLF MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

This October, I've been in a real Werewolf binge.. Been. Can't stop thinking of them.. As a kid, they were my preferito monsters, and kinda forgot about them over the years.. So here's a lista to celebrate this coming Halloween with infamish half-man half-wolf

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#10: THE WOLFMANv (1941):
Gotta give proper credit to the orginal. The first.. But never seen it, so don't really have anything to say..

#9: lupo (1994):
It's Jack Nickelson as a werewolf.. Kinda speaks for itself.

Jack's character is bitten da a lupo while driving vermont. He begins using this new power to advantage.. Only when falling...

Grand Theft Ponies 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Fillydelphia, 1992

Case cracker is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my pistole from the guanto compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...

Grand Theft Ponies

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told te that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: ciao Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...

Canada24 reviews GHOST RIDER MOVIES:

posted by Canada24

Sick design, "okay" character

This movie series has been più o less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider pony video]
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Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" elefante of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...

superiore, in alto 5 worst characters in GTA 5:

posted by Canada24

#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed da agreeing to a secret meeting with detto person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...

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Canada24 reviews CHILDS PLAY

posted by Canada24

So I watched 2 Film for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people Amore my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any più Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. da nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...

Canada24’s superiore, in alto TEN CREEPYPASTAS

posted by Canada24

Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated da THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined da over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...

superiore, in alto ten most likeable video game protagonists

posted by Canada24

#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, o the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make te hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..

#2:...

superiore, in alto six villains we both hate AND Amore

posted by Canada24

#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive te to extremes. But te know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your preferito author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.

#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved da fan for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin da utterly devastating Batman, and one...

Nightmare on Elm strada, via (2010) trivia (2)

posted by DisneyPrince88

1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main fonte of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy guanto while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his Watchmen screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...

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CANADA24 reviews I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

posted by Canada24

According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.

You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. o the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 minuti of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 minuti watching some poor woman getting assaulted da hillbillies simply cause she has tits...

I found a GOOD creepy pasta: simply titled 1978

posted by Canada24

In my opinion, it's più depressing than scary

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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom home in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 anno old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...

superiore, in alto TEN WORST THINGS THE JOKER HAS DONE:

posted by Canada24

This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..

#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..

#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...

superiore, in alto TEN SCARIEST CREEPYPASTAS OF MY OPINION

posted by Canada24

#1: GIVE IT EVERYTHING:
It's kinda hard to summarize this story, but basically it's a set of emails, where a man gets a mysterious dog on his front yard, holding a sign saying "give it everything", and gave it too his son. But the kid begins recitazione weird after that. And the dog watches him sleep, not in a cute way, but disturbing way.
In each email, the writer becomes più and più paranoid.
I won't spoil much, so your have to read the story.
But it's scarier than te think.. Especially when THATCREEPYREADING reads it to you..

#2: NO HOMOPHONES:
The narrator is fucking NUTS. As a kid, he got...

preferito video game weapons.. (feating Windwakerguy430, and fanfiction's Hardrocker21 and RedRose85)

posted by Canada24

#1: MAKE PAYNE 3 - uzi (or Micro SMG if te prefer):
I never played the others. I play Max Payne 3 as it's OWN game.. The 3rd games gives enough to understand the character.. His family is dead, he's rarely serious, he has a serious temper issue, but he's a decent human being, even though he believes he's NOT.
Anyway. Max seems to prefer hand weapons.
In all cutscenes, if your using a shotgun o machine gun, he will hold it in his other hand while holding a handgun as the actual weapon, and after each cut scene te always have to switch back to it. Something that confused the first time, I did...

superiore, in alto ten Nostalgia Critic Citazioni PART 3

posted by Canada24

#1:
Elizabeth: I have absolutely no intention of marrying Everard. I'm sorry to upset your plans, but...
Elizabeth's Father: Plans did te say? My one and only plan, dear girl, is to see te as happy as possible, and I would never dream of forcing te to do something te don't want to.
Critic:(as Elizabeth's father) Unless it was the beginning of the movie in which case I detto te had no choice.
Critic: (as a scene of Elizabeth and her father hugging plays) Seriously, what did she do different? She made the same argument she did before. In fact, it's actually less angry. Are te honestly telling...

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I think I like Nostalgia Critic a bit più than AVGN

posted by Canada24

Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's più popular, and probably was on Youtube FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.

And yes..
They have più o less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.

But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.

I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.

But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit più hilarious..

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Most UNDERRATED Metallica album

posted by Canada24

As all TRUE Metallica fan know.
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.

But why?

I gave it a listen.
And I tell te what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.

Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. più for the actual SONGS.

And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin Amore the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.

I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD

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WHY Cupakes would never happen

posted by Canada24

#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders arcobaleno Dash with joy.

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#2:
Pinkie makes cupcakes normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.

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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.

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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.

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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.

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