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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Who "hasn't" teared up at seeing one of the few decent characters of Red Dead Redemption gunned down and left to be found da Abrigal and Jack.. And it leaves the question.. "Can one truly escape their past sins?".. John wasn't always the good man yousee in the game. It's implied was a complete monster at one point in time. This was bound to happen one point o another.. But at least he died redeeming himself.. Finally doing something selfless (in truth, he only did all the events of the game for "his" benefit in the long run).


#2: AERITH (Final fantasy Vll):
I never played this series. But I heard enough about this scene. I know I had to put it.

According to TV TROPES:

"A ton of people have seen the clip of Aerith getting stabbed, but what the billions of countdowns and the like that mostra it fail to mention is when nube, nuvola has to fight against his own programming to stop himself from killing Aerith, how he cradles her in his arms and insists that his feelings matter too in the face of a completely sociopathic villain, her theme punctuating the boss fight, the other party members reactions, and of course nube, nuvola letting her sink away into the water. It all lasts for a good ten minuti to the point where even when te know full well it's coming, it still punches te in the gut with how uncompromising it is that she is dead... and that bastard deserves hell for killing her."


#3: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
It's not the death itself that's sad. But that in my opinion, this was a sucide.. Think about it.. According to Jack Kelso, Cole is still beating himself up over that silver medal he doesn't think he diserved.. And now to add the più guilt, Cole unintentionally caused Ira to go insane. And that all the Arson cases was partly Cole's fault in the long run..


#4: JOHNNY (gta 5):
Johnny in general.. He's not that wise cracking, badass, we all came to love.. He's a broken man.. A WEAK man..

Some argue that Trevor ""put him out of his misery"



#5: ROMAN BELLIC (gta 4):
Despite what the internet wants te to believe. Truth is, despite his perverted humour, and gambling addicton. Roman may be one of the only decent humans, successivo to Niko, Kate, and Mallorie..
And he's the one to truly understand Niko in the end.. So his death is a rough one.. I often avoid it. Even if it means losing Kate..


#6: ADAM (Gears of War 3):
Believe it o not. This death beats Dom's death..
te spent the entire game looking fo Marcus's dad. And than in the end he sacrifices himself.. And worse is Marcus's reaction. A normally battle hardened, emotionless man. Falls to his knees in shock..


#7: JOHNSON (Halo 3):
Sergeant Johnson was one of the only people Chief has known for a long time and when he died, it seemed to be one of the few times Master Chief has any kind of reaction. He's a spartan. He's made to fight, not to "feel"..


#8: EVERYONE (Halo Reach):
No other way to put it.. Everyone dies.. Even you..


#9: LEE EVERETT (Walking Dead):
I never played the game. Not sure excatly what happened. But I know it's a hard pill to sorrow..


#10: MICHAEL (gta 5):
Trevor's death is sad because he truly believed te were his friends. And is heartbroken.. But te can still juctify it yourself da remembering every terrible thing Phillips has ever done thoughout the story..

Much harder to justify offing Michael, simply cause Devin told te too. From Michael's distraught voice as he screams how Franklin was like a son to him. To the absolutely heartbreaking shot of Michael's bleeding corpse on the ground. And Franklin looking like he's just fighting back tears when he sees what he's done.

As if that wasn't enough, te can be contacted da both Jimmy and Amanda, both distraught at Michael's death and angry at Franklin for killing Michael.

Even worse is how the mission is set up; it begins rather heartwarming, with Franklin and Michael standing under the stars reflecting on their exploits. For possibly the first time in the game, Michael seems to be truly happy and contented...and then he begins to realize what Franklin (his closest friend) is actually there for..
#1: KIRILL (John Wick):
John Wick probably thought Kirill would just be another body for his kill count. But Krill single handedly OWNS John.
Yeah.. Mr Wick (a mix of Chuck Norris and Max Payne) gets his culo handed to him..


#2: BADD (Kill Bill):
The character known as THE BRIDE, is known as the world's deadliest woman soldier. And she sneaks upto kill Budd, who was on her kill list, not knowing Budd was expecting her. And when she bursts though the front door, hoping to catch him off guard, she herself is the one caught off guard, Budd shoots the Bride, without needing to do very much, just sit...
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Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what te want about Americans but we understand capitalism. te buy yourself a product and te get what te pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store Angel of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was...
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#1:
Rick: [after stabbing Shane for trying to kill Rick] Damn te for making me do this, Shane! This was you, not me! te did this to us! This was you! Not me! NOT ME!!... (sobs) Not me!...


#2:
Rick: Dale coud - could get under your skin. He sure got under mine, because he wasn't afraid to say what he thought, how he felt. That kind of honest is rare and brave. Whenever I'd make a decision, I'd look at Dale. He'd be looking back at me with that look he had. We've all seen it one time o another. I couldn't always read him, but he could read us. He saw people for who they were. He knew things...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There te are te little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. te know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did te just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it te two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see te again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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I was playing the Packie missions of GTA 4.
I made a video of it. And will mostra it when I can.

Anyway, I'm the type of guy who somethings enjoys hearing the sounds of gunfights.

And my tv has HD sound. So it's kinda like surround sound.

Anyway.

I never noticed how HEAVY most GTA 4 gun fights are too listen to.
The 5th is probably the same (haven't played that one for a while now).

Either way.
It's friggin awesome!

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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is popolare enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. o your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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RICK GRIMES:
Rick is the complete opposite to the real character.
Whom is typically calm, and a natural leader, but would cut your head off without a moment's hesitation.
Spoof Rick is instead a complete moron who most times doesn't even know what zombies "are".
And most of his "murders" were done out of stupidity.
EXAMPLE: Accidentally shooting Shane further damaging him when he tried "saving him" (kicking him in the wound).
Rick even believes he was a stripper instead of a cop (though he still admits that he became a cop because someone gave the uniform to first person that walk past them)....
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As much as I Amore grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much più comedic than grand theft auto 4.

In fact.

Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.

Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.

When he finally finds him, te have the choice of killing him o letting him live.

Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".

Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.

And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".

It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.

And if te choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted te to do this.

Even if te kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told te to do this.

That's pretty deep man! :(
MASTER SWORD:
Master Sword can be hard to predict.
Like Saten he is diviso, spalato personalitied. One minuto he's nice, comedic, friendly, generous, and well meaning. But when angered o something like that. He becomes hard to control.
Though Sword is usually shown to be far più dangerious and unstable than Saten.
And più capable of killing without remorse.
But that dosen't make him a bad person.
He is a loving husband, and loyal friend..


SATEN TWIST:
Like Sword, he is "generally" a very nice guy.
But both of them had traumatic childhoods.
Saten isn't as unstable as Sword.
But it can sometimes be hard to know...
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I know detto this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing te can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every giorno assurance..

As I detto before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown da his own grenade...
#1: GRAND THEFT AUTO 4:
I never played the others past this. But after all these years. This game is still amazing.. However, da nature. The game is also really depressing. Since the game is entirely through Niko's POV, it's probable that the whole reason why Liberty City looks so depressing is because Niko is extremely depressed himself. This is even più notable when te play TBOGT and notice that Luis, who isn't depressed, gets to see Liberty City with much più color and life into it. This certainly makes it più unique than 5.. But honestly, I just Amore the gun fights.. The slightly out...
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posted by Canada24
So yeah.. This movie was one tv last night..

Angry Video Game Nerd says good things about this movie..

Rotten Tomatoes gave it fairly "average" reviews..

But Rotten tomatoes also says the Ghost Busters remake is better that 300.. So what do they know?

Anyway.. I came into this movie, not expecting much..

Pretty usual shit.. especially the cliche about.. "Hot teen daughter who's looks are ALL she has for her"..

But hey.. This movie is good.. Pretty predictable at times. But I would recommend it..

It has the girl that plays Berta in Two and a Half Men.. and well.. She pretty much still IS Berta.. A...
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freddy krueger
Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly te never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie te are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!...
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#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a zanzara bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before te even can react..


#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..



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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!


#2:
te better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch, punzone te square in the face.


#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.


#4:
If te don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!


#5:
te don't understand. te don't understand because te don't understand liberty. te don't understand freedom. So te put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! te hear me?


#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!


#7:
te tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home da tonight. Okay, sweetie.


#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!


#9:
If te have a small child, use it as a shield!


#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beyond prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad..
Like there was still hope for him..
But. When he gets the chance for peace, he denies Ricks offer for peace and murders...
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#1: BATHSHEBA/THE CONJURING:
Bathsheba Shermon is an evil evil person.
Her only interest is possessing innocent mothers forcing them to murder their youngest child and then kill themselves.
Doing so to anyone who steals her land (most times the people stealing it aren't aware of who it belongs to).
When the Warren family the Carolyn is targeted da most of the ghosts (though Bathsheba is only one who actually wishes them harm, the others are just the poor souls Bathsheba stole).
And she is eventually possessed da Bathsheba herself.
And tired murdering her youngest daughter.
But protagonists stop her....
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#1:
Trevor Philips: (insulting random citizen) te look like te struggle with simple tasks.


#2:
Trevor Philips: [intentionally running into somebody] Oh, da the way, that's entirely your fault.


#3:
Trevor Philips: te make me want a lobotomy!


#4:
Trevor Philips: I know why they call'em handlers, 'cause they handle like a dream.
Floyd Herbert: This ain't a toy, sir. It's heavy machinery.
Trevor Philips: Thank fuck I'm high as a kite.
Floyd Herbert: te should not be operating this vehicle while under the influence.
Trevor Philips: I'll operate te under the influence if you're not careful.


#5:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
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