This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin.
Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two cavalli with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely da their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted like she moved the moon. Her name was Luna. She did not want the moon to go down, so she joined the Soviets, and was launched onto the moon in order to prevent it from being moved. Unfortunately, her plan didn't work. She's now stuck there...
Twilight: *Reading a book* ...and has been on dat moon for 1,000 years. Man, dis is serious. I gots to tell the Princess about this.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao Fluttershy, te smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, te are my best friends.
Later, Twilight was running to her house in Pontiac, Michigan.
Ponies: *Stopping Twilight* There te are Twilight. Moondancer is having a party. Wanna unisciti us?
Twilight: *Passes the ponies* Fuck you. I got something più important to deal with!
Ponies: What's her problem?
Song: link
Inside Twilight's house, it was dark, and full of books. On the libri was a lot of dust, and cobwebs.
Spike: *Turns off the song, and opens blinds to make the house brighter* I'll dust off the libri later. Right now, I gotta deliver a present to Moondancer's party. *About to leave the house*
Twilight: *Slams the door on Spike* Spike! Where yo culo at Spike?!
Spike: te slammed a door into me...
Twilight: *Closes the door* I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! GET OFF YO LAZY ASS, AND FIND A BOOK ABOUT PREDICTIONS, AND PROPHECIES!!
Spike: But Twilight-
Twilight: No buts te lazy culo nigga!!
Spike: Stop calling me that!
Twilight: te gonna get me dat book, o wut?!!
Spike: *Gets the book*
Twilight: *Reads the book, but puts it down, and notices the song is not playing* Put that song back on, o I will slap the shit out of te for twelve hours, nonstop!!!
Spike: *Turns the song back on*
Twilight: Dat's betta. Now, send a letter to Princess Celestia. Tell her that Princess Luna is gonna come back here, and hire the Soviets to kill us, unless we kill her.
Spike: *Writing the letter, and sends the letter*
Twilight: Man, I don't understand why Celestia don't have a phone like everyone else.
Spike: *Gets a letter* Let's see what Celestia wrote to us. *Reads the letter* Dear Twilight, the United States army, and it's allies are aware of Luna's return as Nightmare Moon. I want te to travel to a town in New Jersey called Pornstarville, and make some friends.
Twilight: Man, who the hell would create a town called Pornstarville?
Later, Twilight and Spike arrived at Pornstarville in Twilight's 1961 Impala.
Twilight: Man, Celestia sent us to a place very far. Why did we have to go all the way here from Pontiac?
Spike: I don't know, but this assignment could be fun. Maybe the pornstars in Pornstarville have interesting things to talk about.
Pinkie Pie: *Walks to Twilight, and is wearing a Nazi helmet*
Spike: Come on Twilight, just try.
Twilight: *Looks at Pinkie* Yo, what's good?
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps up in the air* I KNOW NUZZINK!! *Runs away*
Twilight: Man, that sure was interesting. *Drives away*
Next, she went to Sweet mela, apple Acres.
Twilight: *Stops her car, and gets out* Yo, where da fuq is everyone at?
Applejack: *Arrives, and shakes Twilight's hoof very fast* Howdy, I'm applejack, it's nice to meet you, i talk really fast, and i'm a redneck, i see te have a 1961 Chevy, may i steal it so i can make some unnecessary, and idiotic modifications?
Twilight: Aw hell no! The only pony that gets to touch my car is me!
Spike: What about me?
Twilight: You're the only dragon that can touch my car.
Applejack: Follow me.
applejack pushed Twilight, and Spike to the area where they were having lunch.
Applejack: I want te to meet....
90 minuti later
Applejack: And last, but not least, Big Macintosh.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Twilight: Dat's nice man. Now me, and Spike gots to move.
Applebloom: Aren't te gonna stay for lunch? *Looks at Twilight with an adorable, but sad look on her face*
Twilight: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that, Twilight, and Spike continued on in their car.
Twilight: Man, dis is bullshit. We're better off gettin' killed da Luna, and the Soviets.
Spike: But there's three più ponies te haven't met.
Twilight: Spike, I don't give a fuck. *Stops her car at a traffic light* What I really wanna do, is get this lame culo assignment over with.
arcobaleno Dash: *Accidentally flies into Twilight, knocking her out of the car, and into a pile of mud. She lands successivo to her* Oops. Are te okay?
Twilight: Man, wut da fuq were te thinkin'?
arcobaleno Dash: It was just an accident. Let me help you. *Goes around Twilight really fast, and gets the mud off of her, but she also turns Twilight's mane into an afro*
Spike: *Laughs at Twilight*
Twilight: Man, what are te laughing at te stupid nigga?
arcobaleno Dash: See for yourself. *Gets a mirror in front of Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at herself in the mirror* HOLY SHIT!!! Who are you?
arcobaleno Dash: arcobaleno Dash is my name, and flying is my game.
Twilight: Man, I bet te can't clear fifteen of those clouds in ten seconds.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: I don't! te ain't gonna do it.
arcobaleno Dash: Let's bet on it. Fifty dollars says I can do it.
Twilight: Alright man, if te wanna make me richer. Go for it.
arcobaleno Dash: Fifteen clouds in ten seconds, no sweat. *Flies up in the air, and gets three clouds at once, then she gets the other clouds as quick as a flash*
Twilight: *Her mouth is wide open* How da fuq did te do all dat?!
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies down to Twilight* Just believe in yourself, and anything is possible.
Twilight: *Gives arcobaleno Dash fifty dollars* Whatever man. *Walks back to her car* Let's get da fuq outta here Spike.
Next, they went to see Rarity.
Rarity: *Having an orgasm while masturbating*
Twilight: *Opens the door to Rarity's botique*
Rarity: *Turns everything back to normal* Welcome to carousel botique-
Twilight: te know I just saw te masturbating, right?
Rarity: *Stunned* Would te like me to-
Twilight: No thanks. te are the most fucked up pony I ever met. Goodbye. *Leaves*
Later
Fluttershy: *Talking to a bunch of birds* Okay everyone, I want te to sing. Lalalala
Twilight: *Revs her engine loudly*
Birds: *Flying away*
Fluttershy: Ah!!
Twilight: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao asshole, stop blocking the road!
Fluttershy: *Looking at Twilight, and is terrified*
Twilight: *Gets out of her car, and goes to Fluttershy* Nigga, I told te twice to get out of my way! *Uses magic to make a gun appear*
Fluttershy: *Looks away*
Twilight: You're stupid man. I'm glad I won't have to deal wid yo culo anymore.
Police Pony: *Arrives* Hello hello hello. And what's going on here?
Twilight: *Puts gun away* Nothing officer. Just cause I'm black don't mean I'm about to do something bad.
Police Pony: What do te think I am, racist? *Walks away*
Twilight: *Gets back into her car, and drives away*
At Twilight's new house in Pornstarville..
Twilight: Man, why is this house made out of a tree? *Watches TV* Neva mind. I still need to find a way on how to get rid of Luna once she arrives.
News Pony: This just in, Princess Celestia has just been attacked da the Soviets. They are being led da her sister Luna, who is now Nightmare Moon.
Twilight: Aw, fuck!
News Pony: Wait a second. It seems that Luna is surrendering, and the Soviets are being executed. That's it for the war against Celestia, and Luna.
Twilight: Well, so much for trying to do something.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin.
Celestia: Once upon a time, in a world full of faggots, also known as America. There were two cavalli with wings, and horns, (One of them is me) and they acted like they raised two objects that moved entirely da their selves. To do this, I acted like I was moving the sun. The other horse with wings, and horn acted like she moved the moon. Her name was Luna. She did not want the moon to go down, so she joined the Soviets, and was launched onto the moon in order to prevent it from being moved. Unfortunately, her plan didn't work. She's now stuck there...
Twilight: *Reading a book* ...and has been on dat moon for 1,000 years. Man, dis is serious. I gots to tell the Princess about this.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao Fluttershy, te smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, te are my best friends.
Later, Twilight was running to her house in Pontiac, Michigan.
Ponies: *Stopping Twilight* There te are Twilight. Moondancer is having a party. Wanna unisciti us?
Twilight: *Passes the ponies* Fuck you. I got something più important to deal with!
Ponies: What's her problem?
Song: link
Inside Twilight's house, it was dark, and full of books. On the libri was a lot of dust, and cobwebs.
Spike: *Turns off the song, and opens blinds to make the house brighter* I'll dust off the libri later. Right now, I gotta deliver a present to Moondancer's party. *About to leave the house*
Twilight: *Slams the door on Spike* Spike! Where yo culo at Spike?!
Spike: te slammed a door into me...
Twilight: *Closes the door* I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!! GET OFF YO LAZY ASS, AND FIND A BOOK ABOUT PREDICTIONS, AND PROPHECIES!!
Spike: But Twilight-
Twilight: No buts te lazy culo nigga!!
Spike: Stop calling me that!
Twilight: te gonna get me dat book, o wut?!!
Spike: *Gets the book*
Twilight: *Reads the book, but puts it down, and notices the song is not playing* Put that song back on, o I will slap the shit out of te for twelve hours, nonstop!!!
Spike: *Turns the song back on*
Twilight: Dat's betta. Now, send a letter to Princess Celestia. Tell her that Princess Luna is gonna come back here, and hire the Soviets to kill us, unless we kill her.
Spike: *Writing the letter, and sends the letter*
Twilight: Man, I don't understand why Celestia don't have a phone like everyone else.
Spike: *Gets a letter* Let's see what Celestia wrote to us. *Reads the letter* Dear Twilight, the United States army, and it's allies are aware of Luna's return as Nightmare Moon. I want te to travel to a town in New Jersey called Pornstarville, and make some friends.
Twilight: Man, who the hell would create a town called Pornstarville?
Later, Twilight and Spike arrived at Pornstarville in Twilight's 1961 Impala.
Twilight: Man, Celestia sent us to a place very far. Why did we have to go all the way here from Pontiac?
Spike: I don't know, but this assignment could be fun. Maybe the pornstars in Pornstarville have interesting things to talk about.
Pinkie Pie: *Walks to Twilight, and is wearing a Nazi helmet*
Spike: Come on Twilight, just try.
Twilight: *Looks at Pinkie* Yo, what's good?
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps up in the air* I KNOW NUZZINK!! *Runs away*
Twilight: Man, that sure was interesting. *Drives away*
Next, she went to Sweet mela, apple Acres.
Twilight: *Stops her car, and gets out* Yo, where da fuq is everyone at?
Applejack: *Arrives, and shakes Twilight's hoof very fast* Howdy, I'm applejack, it's nice to meet you, i talk really fast, and i'm a redneck, i see te have a 1961 Chevy, may i steal it so i can make some unnecessary, and idiotic modifications?
Twilight: Aw hell no! The only pony that gets to touch my car is me!
Spike: What about me?
Twilight: You're the only dragon that can touch my car.
Applejack: Follow me.
applejack pushed Twilight, and Spike to the area where they were having lunch.
Applejack: I want te to meet....
90 minuti later
Applejack: And last, but not least, Big Macintosh.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Twilight: Dat's nice man. Now me, and Spike gots to move.
Applebloom: Aren't te gonna stay for lunch? *Looks at Twilight with an adorable, but sad look on her face*
Twilight: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After that, Twilight, and Spike continued on in their car.
Twilight: Man, dis is bullshit. We're better off gettin' killed da Luna, and the Soviets.
Spike: But there's three più ponies te haven't met.
Twilight: Spike, I don't give a fuck. *Stops her car at a traffic light* What I really wanna do, is get this lame culo assignment over with.
arcobaleno Dash: *Accidentally flies into Twilight, knocking her out of the car, and into a pile of mud. She lands successivo to her* Oops. Are te okay?
Twilight: Man, wut da fuq were te thinkin'?
arcobaleno Dash: It was just an accident. Let me help you. *Goes around Twilight really fast, and gets the mud off of her, but she also turns Twilight's mane into an afro*
Spike: *Laughs at Twilight*
Twilight: Man, what are te laughing at te stupid nigga?
arcobaleno Dash: See for yourself. *Gets a mirror in front of Twilight*
Twilight: *Looks at herself in the mirror* HOLY SHIT!!! Who are you?
arcobaleno Dash: arcobaleno Dash is my name, and flying is my game.
Twilight: Man, I bet te can't clear fifteen of those clouds in ten seconds.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: I don't! te ain't gonna do it.
arcobaleno Dash: Let's bet on it. Fifty dollars says I can do it.
Twilight: Alright man, if te wanna make me richer. Go for it.
arcobaleno Dash: Fifteen clouds in ten seconds, no sweat. *Flies up in the air, and gets three clouds at once, then she gets the other clouds as quick as a flash*
Twilight: *Her mouth is wide open* How da fuq did te do all dat?!
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies down to Twilight* Just believe in yourself, and anything is possible.
Twilight: *Gives arcobaleno Dash fifty dollars* Whatever man. *Walks back to her car* Let's get da fuq outta here Spike.
Next, they went to see Rarity.
Rarity: *Having an orgasm while masturbating*
Twilight: *Opens the door to Rarity's botique*
Rarity: *Turns everything back to normal* Welcome to carousel botique-
Twilight: te know I just saw te masturbating, right?
Rarity: *Stunned* Would te like me to-
Twilight: No thanks. te are the most fucked up pony I ever met. Goodbye. *Leaves*
Later
Fluttershy: *Talking to a bunch of birds* Okay everyone, I want te to sing. Lalalala
Twilight: *Revs her engine loudly*
Birds: *Flying away*
Fluttershy: Ah!!
Twilight: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao asshole, stop blocking the road!
Fluttershy: *Looking at Twilight, and is terrified*
Twilight: *Gets out of her car, and goes to Fluttershy* Nigga, I told te twice to get out of my way! *Uses magic to make a gun appear*
Fluttershy: *Looks away*
Twilight: You're stupid man. I'm glad I won't have to deal wid yo culo anymore.
Police Pony: *Arrives* Hello hello hello. And what's going on here?
Twilight: *Puts gun away* Nothing officer. Just cause I'm black don't mean I'm about to do something bad.
Police Pony: What do te think I am, racist? *Walks away*
Twilight: *Gets back into her car, and drives away*
At Twilight's new house in Pornstarville..
Twilight: Man, why is this house made out of a tree? *Watches TV* Neva mind. I still need to find a way on how to get rid of Luna once she arrives.
News Pony: This just in, Princess Celestia has just been attacked da the Soviets. They are being led da her sister Luna, who is now Nightmare Moon.
Twilight: Aw, fuck!
News Pony: Wait a second. It seems that Luna is surrendering, and the Soviets are being executed. That's it for the war against Celestia, and Luna.
Twilight: Well, so much for trying to do something.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
It's clear at this point that saying I "like" Korn would be an understatement..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..
But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.
So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..
It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden o Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I Amore EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.
Either way.
Maybe te guys have "different" opinions..
If so.
Say about it in your comments..
I never shut up about them. And never stop posting their songs on fanpop..
But I never forgotten about Metallica.
The band I GREW UP with.
And have every album of.
So, yeah..
It's a hard to know who I like MORE..
It's like saying choosing Iron Maiden o Avenged Sevenfold. It's not possible. :)..
Despite the fact I Amore EVERY avenged Sevenfold song.
And only CERTAIN Iron Maiden songs.
The trooper.
Run to the Hills.
Number of the beast.
Ace High.
Fear of the dark.
Either way.
Maybe te guys have "different" opinions..
If so.
Say about it in your comments..
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.
Starring
Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Con Mane has returned.
We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over da the koreans.
Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* più like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do te need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow...
