This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have te done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and te don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, o you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao Fluttershy, te smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, te are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles successivo to applejack as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how te feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are te now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: te had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as applejack set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* te better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* successivo time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need te to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like te told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here te dumb culo motherfucker, pay up, o die.
Bon Bon: *Gives applejack a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing applejack carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down successivo to a well.
arcobaleno Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but applejack tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
arcobaleno Dash: Well, te can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three secondi after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
arcobaleno Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I know the answer. What have te been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
arcobaleno Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear te say that te believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
arcobaleno Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are te trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps te can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
arcobaleno Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of cupcakes she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get te baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are te assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did te use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can te use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, te askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. te gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. te know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and mela, apple appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of te have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin at Applebloom's school. Cheerilee was about to teach everyone something that they probably already knew.
Cheerilee: Alright everypornstar. Today we're going to talk about the things on our legs that force us to have a talent. I'm talking about sexy marks.
Fillies: Oooh.
Diamond Tiara: *Bored* BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED, BORED!!! *Grabs a yard stick, and hits Applebloom* Bored!!!!!!!!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!! *Hits Applebloom* BORED!!
Cheerilee: Applebloom, what have te done?
Applebloom: I didn't do anything. Diamond Tiara hit me four times with a yard stick.
Cheerilee: I don't believe you.
Applebloom: Why not?
Cheerilee: Because Diamond Tiara has her sexy mark, and te don't.
Applebloom: That's not fair. *Runs away from her school*
Cheerilee: Come back here, o you'll have detention. Oh, who am I kidding? She's not coming back ever again.
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* ciao Fluttershy, te smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, te are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 13: Call Of The Sexy
Applebloom was angry that she didn't have a sexy mark, and walked around in circles successivo to applejack as she kicked trees.
Applebloom: It just isn't fair. Everyone including my teacher picks on me for not having my sexy mark.
Applejack: I know exactly how te feel. The same thing happened to me. I didn't get my sexy mark until I was 9 years old.
Applebloom: How old are te now?
Applejack: 15.
Applebloom: te had your sexy mark for six years? That's not a very long time.
Applejack: I know what, come with me to sell apples, and we'll get your sexy mark that way.
Applebloom: That sounds excellent. *Gets excited, and jumps for no reason* I'll get my sexy mark with apples, apples, and apples!
She bounced into the center of Pornstarville as applejack set up shop.
Applejack: Come, and get the best apples in the world.
Ponies: We don't give a fuck.
Applebloom: *Gets angry, and stares at them* te better give a fuck, otherwise I'll-
Applejack: *Covers Applebloom's mouth* successivo time someone talks to you, don't answer them.
Applebloom: Alrighty then. *Goes toward Bon Bon, and fills her saddle bags with over a hundred apples* That'll be seven hundred dollars.
Bon Bon: I didn't put those in my bag.
Applebloom: *Stays silent*
Bon Bon: What is this?
Applebloom: *Walks over to Applejack* I need te to talk some sense into that beige earth pony. I ain't answering her like te told me not to, but she has hundreds of our apples, and refuses to pay for them.
Applejack: Let me deal with this. *Grabs a double barrel shotgun* Listen here te dumb culo motherfucker, pay up, o die.
Bon Bon: *Gives applejack a thousand dollars, and runs away, leaving the apples with her*
Applejack: Oh well. We'll make a bigger profit now.
But Applebloom got terrified with seeing applejack carrying a shotgun, and was sitting down successivo to a well.
arcobaleno Dash: *Arrives* What's the problem?
Applebloom: I'm trying to get my sexy mark, but applejack tried to help me, and scared me with a gun.
arcobaleno Dash: Well, te can't trust bad tempered red necks. Stick with me, and we'll go places.
They tried several things, but unfortunately they were not successful. They tried roller skating, but Applebloom fell down three secondi after starting. Then they tried hang gliding, but Applebloom got to scared. Then, this is what they did next.
Applebloom: *Hits a golf ball 289 yards onto the green* Wait a minute, I hate golf!
Two hours later.
arcobaleno Dash: *Checking over the list* We have done everything on here, and it hasn't worked.
Applebloom: I don't know why I can't get my sexy mark.
arcobaleno Dash: I think I know the answer. What have te been thinking about yourself lately?
Applebloom: I don't know.
arcobaleno Dash: That's not what I wanna hear. I wanna hear te say that te believe in yourself.
Applebloom: Okay, I believe in myself to get my sexy mark!
arcobaleno Dash: That's the spirit! Now let's do-
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* Guten tag Applebloom!
Applebloom: Howdy Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: Vhat are te trying to do?
Applebloom: We're trying to get my sexy mark.
Pinkie Pie: Perhaps te can get it in baking.
Applebloom: Yeah, let's try that!
arcobaleno Dash: Okay, good luck Applebloom, and remember what I said.
Applebloom: Believe in myself, I got it.
But no matter how hard Applebloom believed in herself, it did not work. Every batch of cupcakes she baked was pure shit, but Pinkie Pie was kind about it.
Pinkie Pie: *Eating a burned cupcake* Jawohl! Zhis is better zhen zhe last batch!
Applebloom: thanks Pinkie, but I still ain't doin' good enough.
Pinkie Pie: Do not vorry my little friend, ve vill get te baking as good as me no matter how hard ve try.
Twilight: *Arrives* Nigga, wut are te assholes doin?
Pinkie Pie: Baking cupcakes.
Twilight: Aw shit nigga, who did te use this time?
Pinkie Pie: *Not amused* Tee hee.
Applebloom: Twilight, can te use your magic to give me a sexy mark?
Twilight: Dayum girl, te askin' for too much.
Applebloom: Just try Twilight, please!
Twilight: Wuteva man. te gots ta wax my car for an entire week if this succeeds.
Pinkie Pie: I thought a parasprite ate it.
Twilight: Man, dat was last year. te know that white '63 Plymouth parked behind my house?
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Twilight: Dat's mah new car.
Pinkie Pie: Wunderbar.
Twilight: Aight man, time to give Applebloom her sexy mark. *Uses her magic to give Applebloom a sexy mark*
Applebloom: *Sees a flower, and mela, apple appear on the side of her leg* Oh yeah! My sexy mark appeared!
But it disappeared.
Applebloom: *Gasps*
Twilight: *Whistling while turning off the magic in her horn*
If it isn't obvious enough, Twilight got rid of Applebloom's sexy mark shortly after giving it to her.
Applebloom: This stinks. *Leaves*
But shortly after leaving, she met Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo. The three of them were having milkshakes in Sugarcube Corner.
Sweetie Belle: So none of te have your sexy mark either.
Scootaloo: Nope. I tried really hard to get mine.
Applebloom: Me too. Hey, that gives me an idea. We should form a club.
Sweetie Belle: What are we going to call it?
All three of them: The Sexy Mark Crusaders! Yay!
And so, the Sexy Mark Crusaders were born. They will spend decades, and lots of money in an attempt to earn their sexy marks.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Anyone have that game where te Amore it.
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. te can't go on random strada, via rampages.
But I actually Amore this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
te get less tired of them, cause te never know when the successivo one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the mostra LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person da protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
But most other people hate it.
It's nothing against the game itself.
They just find it boring. te can't go on random strada, via rampages.
But I actually Amore this game.
There's a very low amount of gun fights, cause this isn't really the main focus of the game.
But I actually find this better.
te get less tired of them, cause te never know when the successivo one will be. It's unpredictable.
Plus, I watch the mostra LAW AND ORDER SUV. And my grandpa use to be cop.
So guess that also gives me a reason for liking this kinda thing.
Once in a while, it's nice being a GOOD GUY, like Cole Phelps.
A arrogant WWll veteran, who realized his arrogance and is trying make himself a better person da protecting the streets of Los Vegas from homicidal murderers, pedophiles, drug addicts, and necrophilists..
#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him o Amore him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much più "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..
#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..
#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him o Amore him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much più "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most preferito character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit o whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the mostra till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless te count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.
As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most preferito character.
And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit o whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.
But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the mostra till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.
I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless te count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..