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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


A not so long time fa in a world ruled da ponies

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HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode XI

Return To Ponyville

Discord has taken over the Prisoner Of War camp where I was sent, with arcobaleno Dash, Princess Celestia, and many other ponies.

However, the Nazi Forces were planning on making a spazio station, called the Death Egg, and they needed più money to finishbuilding this death defying spazio station.

To make più money, they ordered Discord to sell me, and the other prisoners to a gangster called Japa the Nese, and let Discord keep half the money.

In the atlantic ocean, an aircraft carrier was going towards Baltimare. The death egg was on the ground somewhere in Baltimare.

Nazi 98: *Flies passenger plane off carrier*
Nazis: *Flying fighters near passenger plane*
Nazis: *Flying together*

Inside the death egg

Nazi 99: All units, Twilight Sparkle, and her escort will arrive shortly.
Nazis: *Getting in position*
Nazi 98: *Flying towards death egg*
Nazis: *Flying behind passenger plane*
Nazi 98: *Lands plane*
Nazis: *Lands behind passenger plane*
Nazi 99: Inform the doctor that Twilight Sparkle is here.
Nazi 35: Bejahand. *Goes to inform Dr. Robotnik*
Twilight Sparkle: *Walks out of plane*
Changelings: *Saluting Twilight*
Griffons: *Saluting Twilight*
Nazi 99: *Walks up to Twilight* Guten tag.
Twilight: Today is the giorno that we get this machine operating.
Nazi 99: That might be delayed to a giorno o two.
Twilight: Delayed? Do te realize who you're making this spazio station for?
Nazi 99: We're making this for Robotnik. Only he would be crazy enough to make a spazio station called the death egg.
Twilight: Well quit fucking around, and get this thing finished, o I will personally have te executed. Do I make myself clear major?
Nazi 99: Y-y-yes princess.
Twilight: Good. Now finish this at once. I am going to the Griffon Kingdom.

Meanwhile on some isolated island in Japan.

Japanese pony 87: This isrand is three mires away from Japan's nearest civirization.
Japanese pony 35: And we have rots of ponies in our mafia, that are wirring to kirr you. So terr us what we need to know.
Sean: *Tied up in chair* That all depends. What do te want to know?
Japanese pony 35: We want to know arr about why te have been pranning to attack Discord. Japa the Nese is very crose Friends with Discord, and he doesn't Arrow anyone to kirr them.
Sean: He has been threatining average ponies, like te guys, with death, slavery, and violence. He has to be defeated.
Japanese pony 87: Why wourd te to prevent any of that from happening?
Japanese pony 35: We dear with that arr the time, and yet, our country is very powerfur.
Sean: So am I.
Japanese pony 87: What can te do?
Sean: te really wanna know? *Breaks rope, and uses part of chair to knock out japanese ponies* Now to take my gun. They left it in the weapons room, but first I need to save arcobaleno Dash, and Celestia.

Meanwhile, on another part of the island, in a small hut.

Rarity: *Laying on floor*
Japanese pony 64: Who is this friend of yours?
Rarity: *Looking at random pony* I don't know him.
Japanese pony 64: te better terr me, o I wirr do something te won't want me to do.
Rarity: W-what are te going to do?
Japanese pony 64: Hit te of course.
Japanese pony 53: What do we do with this pony? *Pointing to random pony*
Japanese pony 64: Beat him. I am going to beat this firry up.
Rarity: No! Don't!!
Japanese pony 64: *Hitting Rarity*
Rarity: AAH!!

While that was happening.

Sean: *Knocks on door*
Japanese pony 77: Who is it? *Opens door*
Sean: *Knocks out japanese pony*
arcobaleno Dash: *Wakes up*
Celestia: *Sees Sean* Thank goodness it's you.
Sean: Yeah. I need your help getting into the weapon's room. Those gangsters put my machine gun in there.
arcobaleno Dash: We'll help te get it out.
Sean: *Goes to weapon's room*
Celestia: Get it. We'll stand guard.
Sean: *Opens door* Now, where's that machine gun? *Finds machine gun* Perfect. *Takes machine gun* I got it. Let's go.

After that.

Japanese pony 64: *Smoking cigarette*
Japanese pony 53: *Hitting random pony*
Japanese pony 64: *Blows smoke into Rarity's face* te think just because te say nothing, te are strong. That's not true. te two are cowards.
random Pony: Don't tell that peice of hell anything!
Japanese pony 64: Why are te tarking to her?
random Pony: *Spits in Japanese Pony's face*
Japanese pony 64: *Burns random pony with cigarette* Finish the job. *Goes for walk*
Japanese pony 53: *Grabs knife*
random Pony: Go fuck yourself.
Japanese pony 53: *Stabs random pony to death*
Rarity: *Crawling away*
Japanese pony 53: *Grabs Rarity* Stand stirr.
arcobaleno Dash: *Stabs japanese pony 53* Rarity. You're okay. Thank goodness. We're gonna make them pay for what they've done.

We saved Rarity, and were now planning to escape from the Japanese Mafia.

Sean: *Gives Rarity a pistol* Grab a rifle. We're gonna tear this place apart.
Rarity: *Grabs rifle*
Sean: Dash, signal the strike team.
arcobaleno Dash: *Gives signal*
pony Alliance Pilots: *Dropping bombs*
Sean: Let's go. *Running towards explosion*
Japanese Ponies: *Running towards Sean* Shoot them!
Sean: *shoots japanese ponies*
Japa The Nese: What is happening?
Japanese Pony60: Those ponies, and hedgehog we were supposed to kirr are escaping.
Japa The Nese: Then stop them!
Sean: We got to find a boat, any boat!
Rarity: I think I see a dinghy over there.
Sean: Excellent. Let's get to it.
Japanese pony 60: *Grabs RPG* This wirr kirr them arr.
Japa The Nese: Hord it. They are running towards the boat. Shoot that, so they won't escape.
arcobaleno Dash: *Shooting at Japa The Nese*
Japa The Nese: *Taking cover* Do it now!
Japanese pony 60: *Shoots rocket at boat*

The barca exploded.

Sean: Damnit, we have to find another boat.
Celestia: I could repair this one with my magic.
Sean: Do it quickly!
Japanese pony 79: *shoots Celestia's horn off*
Celestia: AH! My horn!
Rarity: I can get it back for you. *Trying to get horn back on Celestia, but it's too hard for her* Oh, this is too hard! *Sweating*
Japanese pony 60: *Reloading RPG*
Sean: *Shoots Japanese pony 60*
Japa The Nese: It's up to me. *Takes rocket launcher*
arcobaleno Dash: *Shoots Japa*
Japa The Nese: Oh! *Walks backwards toward window, and falls out* AAAH!!! *Lands in water*
Sharks: *Eating Japa*
Japa The Nese: Noooo!! *Dies*
Japanese Ponies: Japa The Nese is dead! Kirr them!!
Sean: Get Celestia's horn back, quickly! I'll hold them off. *Shooting Japanese Ponies*
arcobaleno Dash: Hold it, I just realized. Where's Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Arrives* Guten tag.
Rarity: Where have te been?
Pinkie Pie: In this hut the entire time. I escaped when all the japanese gangsters ran away.
arcobaleno Dash: Good for you.
Rarity: *Struggling to get Celestia's horn back on* I almost got it.
Sean: Can't hold them off much longer.
Pinkie Pie: Leave it to me. *Throwing grenades at Japanese Ponies*
Japanese Ponies: *Die*
arcobaleno Dash: te threw those pretty quickly.
Pinkie Pie: And they're all dead.
Rarity: *Gets Celestia's horn back on* I *Pant* did it. Now, *Pant* I can *Pant* help.
arcobaleno Dash: Uh, Rarity? Pinkie Pie got them all.
Rarity: Whoa. Pretty messy.
Pinkie Pie: But it was wunderbar!
Celestia: Now we can fix that barca the Japanese destroyed. *Using magic to fix boat*

When it was fixed, we had another problem.

Sean: This barca can't fit us all. There's five of us, but only four can be on here.
Celestia: *Using spell to make another barca exactly like the one she fixed* There. We have two boats.
Sean: Good. *Gets on boat*
Rarity: *Gets on barca with Sean*
arcobaleno Dash: *Gets on other barca with Pinkie, and Celestia*

We escaped the Japanese Mafia, and were on our way back to Ponyville.

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we ha rubato, stola from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take te to Canterlot.
arcobaleno Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
arcobaleno Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell te now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
arcobaleno Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. te must get defenses set up. A shield generator should be around your position. We can use it for the Death Egg, and then the pony Alliance will not be able to defeat it.
Twilight: We'll be victorious, and all of Equestria will be in our control. *Laughing*
Robotnik: *Laughing as well*

Four hours later, in Canterlot. Celestia was in her room with arcobaleno Dash.

Celestia: *Looking around room* At first I didn't think it would be possible, but I gotta stop fooling myself. I feel old, but do I look old to you?
arcobaleno Dash: No. Of course not.
Celestia: *Looking at herself in mirror* You're right. I look exactly like I did three hundred years ago.
arcobaleno Dash: What exactly are te telling me?
Celestia: I'm telling you, that soon you'll have to deal with what I'm doing. When 1,500 years old, you'll know what I'm talking about.
arcobaleno Dash: I don't think I'll ever be that old.
Celestia: That's where you're wrong. I can't live much longer with my old age, and I'm afraid, soon that I'm going to die.
arcobaleno Dash: Princess Celestia, te can't die.
Celestia: It happens to all of us. Even immortal ponies like me. It just takes a lot, and I mean, a lot of time. *Laying in bed*
arcobaleno Dash: Why do te want me, of all ponies to take your job?
Celestia: Because, you're loyal, and brave. There's just one thing te need to do.
arcobaleno Dash: What?
Celestia: te have to defeat your sister, Twilight Sparkle. *Closes eyes*

Celestia soon passed away.

arcobaleno Dash: *walks out of castle* I can't do it. *Sits down* Twilight is too powerful for me to take down.
???: That ain't the arcobaleno Dash I know.
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks up* Applejack.
Applejack: That's right.
arcobaleno Dash: But te were killed at that POW camp.
Applejack: Several hours later, unicorni working for MI6 sneaked by, and brought me back to life. Then, I got back to Ponyville, and I heard from Pinkie Pie that te were supposed to be here for something Celestia wanted te to do. I overheard your conversation with the Princess, and I think te have what it takes to defeat Twilight in order to become the princess.
arcobaleno Dash: I don't have what it takes. Twilight nearly killed me when we were rescuing Cadence, and I can't beat her.
Applejack: Than, the Nazis have already won. te were our only hope.
arcobaleno Dash: No one else can defeat her?
Applejack: Only you. I remember when te were pushing that train up the collina to get us to the Grand Galloping Gala, and te said, "I think I can, I think I can." Now, te ain't recitazione like that.
arcobaleno Dash: te know what? You're right. I think I can defeat Twilight.

In Ponyville at the pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a spazio station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon: I'll join.
Caramel: Me too.
arcobaleno Dash: *Walks in* I'm going too.
Sean: *Sees arcobaleno Dash with Applejack* Where were you?
arcobaleno Dash: It's a looong story.
Applejack: I'll unisciti your group as well.

Later on, più ponies started joining both groups.

Big Mac: Remember, once te finish your attack on the Griffon Kingdom, head straight towards the Death Egg, and help out the secondo team.
Sean: Roger that.
Applejack: How are we getting into the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: We have stolen a Nazi airplane, and have been using it for missions like this one. Get in, I'm flying.

We all get in the airplane.

Sean: *Starts airplane*
arcobaleno Dash: *Looking out window*
Applejack: What's wrong?
arcobaleno Dash: Nothing, I'm just wishing Rarity's group good luck. That death egg could be difficult to take down.
Applejack: If you're still worried about defeating Twilight Sparkle, we're all here to help.
arcobaleno Dash: *Sighs* That means a lot to me. Thank you.
Radio Pony: Control tower to 69R, te are clear for takeoff.
Sean: *Taxiing plane onto runway*
arcobaleno Dash & Others: *Sitting down*
Sean: *Flies off runway* We're on our way to the Griffon Kingdom.
Applejack: Excellent.
Sean: Now, I'll get my wish on seeing what it looks like from ground, and air before this war ends.
arcobaleno Dash: Haha, that's a good one.

Shortly after we left, Rarity's group took off for Baltimare, which was where the Death Egg was located.

I was flying our plane towards the Griffon Kingdom when this happened.

Nazi 5: Was tun Sie?
Sean: Mir?
Nazi 5: Ja. Was tun Sie?
Sean: Wir bringen Verstärkungen aus Germaneigh.
Nazi 5: Wir waren darüber nicht informiert.
Sean: Nun harte Scheiße für Sie! Wir landen diese Sache, und das ist endgültig! *Flying towards runway*
Nazi 5: Verstanden. Ich werde Twilight Sparkle über Ihre Ankunftszeit.
Sean: Danke. *Lowers landing gear*
Bonbon: Everything going okay?
Sean: Yeah, just a little confusion between the control tower, and me. *Lands on runway* Put on your griffon costumes.
Bonbon: *Puts on griffon costume*
Caramel: *Puts on griffon costume*
arcobaleno Dash: *Puts on griffon costume*
Applejack: *Puts on griffon costume*
Sean: *Wearing Nazi uniform* Ready?
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, we're all ready.
Sean: Good. *Opens door*
Twilight: *Waiting outside* Man, we're glad te could return from Germaneigh.
Sean: Yeah, it is a real pleasure to bring these griffons back to their homeland.
arcobaleno Dash: Hello.
Twilight: Man, how te doin'?
arcobaleno Dash: Fine.
Twilight: Now te know your duties.
Applejack: *Snickering* She detto doodies.
Twilight: Man, grow up fool!
Applejack: Sorry.
Twilight: Now get to work, and don't forget to come da here tonight for a special meeting.
Sean: What is it about?
Twilight: You'll see once te get here.

We all left the airport.

Sean: *Looking around* I remember seeing a shield generator on one of those maps Big Mac was mostrare us.
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, we should only be about five miles from it.
Sean: Good. *sees bikers* Hold it. *gets down* Nazi bikers.
Applejack: Are they doing anything?
Sean: Not really. They're just standing successivo to their bikes, and looking away from us.
Applejack: Me, and caramello can take them down.
arcobaleno Dash: Quietly! They could take off, and call for reinforcements.
Applejack: Hey, it's me. *Tip toes to bikers*
Caramel: *Quietly following*
Applejack: *Steps on branch*
Nazi Biker 4: *Hears branch break* Halt!
Applejack: *Wrestling biker*
Sean: Come on Dash, let's go!
Nazi Biker 3: *Gets on bike*
arcobaleno Dash: I see him, wait Sean!
Nazi Biker 3: *Rides off*
Sean: *Gets on other bike*
arcobaleno Dash: *Hops on*
Sean: *Rides*
Applejack: What about me?!
Nazi Biker 4: *Hits Applejack*
Nazi Biker 3: *Riding fast*
Sean: *Following Biker*
arcobaleno Dash: *Grabs gun*
Nazi Biker 3: *Rams Sean*
Sean: *Rams biker*
Nazi Biker 5: *Riding on bike behind Sean*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees biker behind them* Get along side the one behind us!
Sean: *Slows up to biker 5*
Nazi Biker 5: *tries to ram them*
arcobaleno Dash: *Knocks biker off motorcycle, and rides it*
Nazi Biker 3: *Grabs pistol*
arcobaleno Dash: *Shooting at biker*
Nazi Biker 3: Whoa! *Falls off*

Soon, two più bikers ended up chasing us.

Nazi Biker 6: *Following Sean*
Nazi Biker 7: *Following arcobaleno Dash*
Sean: *grabs tree*
Nazi Biker 6: What?!
Sean: *Hits both bikers with tree, but accidentally hits arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Lands in ditch*
Nazi Biker 8: *Riding towards arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Shoots biker off bike*
Sean: *Stops bike successivo to arcobaleno Dash* Get on.
arcobaleno Dash: *Gets on*
Sean: *Rides back to Applejack*

Rarity's group, just arrived at Baltimare.

Rarity: *sees death egg* Well, there it is. The Death Egg.
Fluttershy: What kind of a name is that?
Rarity: I don't know, but it doesn't even look like an egg. It's in the shape of one alright, but it has the face of Doctor Robotnik.
Pinkie Pie: I'd like to have my face on a spazio station. I'd call it The Death Cake.
Rarity: Of course te would.
Shredder: When do we attack?
Rarity: We don't. We just wait here for Sean's group to arrive.
Pinkie Pie: How long will that take?
Rarity: I don't know.

Back in The Griffon Kingdom.

Applejack: How did it go?
Sean: We killed four enemies.
Applejack: Good for you.
arcobaleno Dash: Now what?
Sean: Well, Twilight detto she wanted us to meet her at a party tonight. We'll have to get in our disguises, and go back to that airport.
Caramel: te ain't serious, are you?
Sean: If I wasn't serious, I'd make a very bad leader.
Bonbon: So, we're going to that party?
Sean: Yes we are.

Later that night, Twilight Sparkle, and many other members of her army were at the airport. Some airplanes were flying away to deliver supplies to the shield generator.

Twilight: Attention, The Death Egg will be here tomorrow morning, bring as many supplies to the shield generator as possible.
Nazis: *Flying airplanes*

A band started playing this song: link

Griffons: *Loading other airplanes*
Changelings: *Giving supplies to griffons to put in airplanes*
Other Nazis: *Marching around airport*
Changeling: *Starts bonfire* Throw in anything religious!
Nazis: Yay!! *Throwing in religious items*
Sean: *arrives* Well, this has been interesting so far.
arcobaleno Dash: *Looks around*
Sean: *Sees airplanes*
Applejack: Where are they going?
Sean: I don't know. Let's go ask Twilight.
Nazis: *Throwing religious items into bonfire*
Griffons: *Brings books* Hey, here's some popolare libri that we don't like for no reason!
Changelings: Let's throw those in too!
Applejack: *Looks away, and cries*
Sean: Applejack? What's the matter?
Applejack: I just can't... I can't. I hate those fucking Nazis.
arcobaleno Dash: We all do, but we gotta get this job done.
Sean: Come on. This will be over soon. I promise.
Applejack: *Stops crying* Okay. Let's finish this.
Twilight: Man, don't throw any libri in there! What's the matter with you?
Griffons: These are libri te don't like.
Twilight: I don't hate any kind of libri te dumbass!
Sean: *arrives* Heil Robotnik.
Twilight: Man, what te want?!
Sean: Where are those airplanes going?
Twilight: They're bringing in supplies to the shield generator.
Sean: Where's the shield generator?
Twilight: Man, te should know.
Sean: *grabs Twilight* te tell me where it is now! I don't give a shit who te are, tell me now!
Twilight: Okay man, jeez! It's seven miles north from here.
Sean: Thank you. *Walks away*
Applejack: Did she tell te where that generator was?
Sean: Yeah, let's get the fuck out of here. *Leaving airport*
arcobaleno Dash: *Following Sean*
Applejack: *Following arcobaleno Dash*
Bonbon: *Following Applejack*
Caramel: *Following Bonbon*

After being at the airport, we found the shield generator, and went to sleep. successivo morning, we woke up, still in disguise, but only to find a big surprise.

Griffon 64: Good morning.
Sean: Hello.
Griffon 64: te excited for the arrival of The Death Egg?
Sean: I don't think excited would be the right word. When does it get here?
Griffon 64: It will leave Baltimare in half an hour, and be here in ninety minutes.
Sean: Thanks.
Griffon 64: *Walks away*
Sean: Applejack, get me the radio.
Applejack: *Gives Sean the radio*
Sean: *Turns on radio* Texas to Chainsaw, come in.
Rarity: What's the matter?
Sean: We just recieved word that The Death Egg maybe leaving your area. Sneak on board quickly, and wait for us on there.

In Baltimare.

Rarity: Quickly, get on. *Gets on Death Egg*
Fluttershy: *Follows Rarity*
Pinkie Pie: *Follows Fluttershy*
Shredder: *Follows Pinkie Pie* te know Rarity, we're going to stick out like a sore thumb.
Rarity: Relax, I learned a pretty useful spell. *Using magic to turn herself, and her Friends into changelings*
Pinkie Pie: *Looking at herself* Wunderbar.
Shredder: Why changelings?
Rarity: Why not?
Shredder: Now, we're the lowest of the low on Nazi Forces. Couldn't we at least be griffons?
Rarity: Nope. This is the only spell I know.
Shredder: That's just great.
Rarity: Would te like to turn back into a pony?
Shredder: No!
Rarity: Alright then. Let's go find a place to stay for... However long we need to stay on here.
Fluttershy: How about the spa?
Rarity: *Sees spa room* What?! They have a spa here?! We have got to make sure that it doesn't get destroyed when we blow this place up.
Pinkie Pie: That would be cool!
Rarity: Yes it would be cool. Now come on, let's go.

So they all went into the spa room. Meanwhile, Gilda, and Queen Chrysalis arrived at the Griffon Kingdom.

Gilda: *admiring shield generator*
Queen Chrysalis: Oh my god. I just thought of a great idea.
Sean: What are those two doing here?
Caramel: Perhaps they're just here to be observers.
Sean: Chrysalis has a lista of everyone that works in Nazi Forces. She'll know if we're in Robotnik's Army o not.
arcobaleno Dash: Relax. The odds of her coming towards us is 1 in 1,000.
Queen Chrysalis: *arrives* Hello.
Applejack: How about, 1 in 10,000?
Queen Chrysalis: *Looking at Sean, and others* te are not in our army. You're in disguise.
Sean: Smart, for a changeling. *Kicks Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Charging up power attack from her horn*
Sean: *Punches Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: *Pushes Sean onto floor*
arcobaleno Dash: Don't te dare hurt him.
Queen Chrysalis: te seem to have powerful friends. But I am più powerful. *Teleports herself, and Sean onto train track*
Sean: What was the point in that?
Queen Chrysalis: You'll see.
Engineer: *Driving train*
Sean: *Running 80 miles an ora to train, and jumps on superiore, in alto of it*
Queen Chrysalis: Well, that was interesting, but I can still kill you. *Running towards train, and shouts* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: *Nervous* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! *Blows horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Queen Chrysalis: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Sean: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Engineer: *Blowing horn on train*
Queen Chrysalis: *Jumps to superiore, in alto of train*
Sean: *Grabs Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: ....
Sean: *Holding Queen Chrysalis*
Queen Chrysalis: Okay. This was unexpected. I am now being carried da a hedgehog that can lift up to ten million pounds on superiore, in alto of a train. This was the opposite of what I was expecting.
Sean: *Throws Chrysalis off train, and jumps successivo to her* What are you, and Gilda doing here?
Queen Chrysalis: We were going to get on the Death Egg with Twilight Sparkle.
Sean: And where is Twilight?
Queen Chrysalis: She's with Gilda inside the Shield Generator, making sure it works. She's the bad guy, not me. Just let me live please. I had nothing but abuse at a young age, and everyone I met kept bullying me for what I was. Just, a changeling, but I wasn't doing any harm to anyone. *Farts*
Sean: Did te just soil yourself?!
Queen Chrysalis: Maybe. *Smiles* It did sound a bit wet there. Let's smell it. *Smelling her own fart*
Sean: *Looks away*
Queen Chrysalis: Aahhh. That smells good. Like a bunch of carrots are being used to make soup, with onions, and other stinky veggies. Even a maggot would say that stinks. If te were cooking this in your apartment, and somepony happened to walk by, they would say, "Hey. I know what you're cooking da the smell of it, and it's shit."
Sean: *Grabs gun, and kills Queen Chrysalis*

After killing Queen Chrysalis, I went back to arcobaleno Dash, and the others.

Sean: Did the Death Egg arrive yet?
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah, it's coming behind us.
Sean: *Looks behind him* Oh, I see it. Did Rarity tell te she was on there with her group?
Applejack: Yeah, she's on. And apparently, there's a spa in that machine.
Sean: Those guys are lucky. While they're having a blast in the spa, we're down here, with nothing.
Bonbon: Then let's get up there.
Sean: We have to wait for the Death Egg to land.
Robotnik: *driving death egg*
Nazi 7: Sir, te may land the death egg.
Robotnik: With pleasure. *Landing Death Egg*
Twilight, and Gilda: *waiting to get on Death Egg*
Robotnik: *Lands Death Egg*
Twilight & Gilda: *Gets on Death Egg*
Sean: Okay, let's go.

We sneak onto the Death Egg. Meanwhile, with Rarity's group.

Fluttershy: How long have we been changelings?
Rarity: For about, twenty minutes.
Shredder: Wow.
Twilight: *Goes to Robotnik*
Robotnik: Where is Queen Chrysalis?
Twilight: Unfortunately, I don't know.
Robotnik: Right. Listen, there are several griffons that we're supposed to get on here. They are waiting at a facility north of here, but be careful. There is a lot of lava.
Twilight: Man lava ain't gonna hurt me. I'll be careful.
Robotnik: Then good luck.
Twilight: *Flies out of Death Egg*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sees Twilight* I have to go.
Sean: Go? Where?
arcobaleno Dash: After Twilight. Princess Celestia told me to kill her, so that I could be the new princess.
Applejack: Do te want us to go with you?
arcobaleno Dash: No thank you. te guys have to stay here. I have to defeat Twilight.
Applejack: At least let one of us go with you.
arcobaleno Dash: Very well. te go with me.
Applejack: Okay.
arcobaleno Dash: But you're gonna need an airplane.
Applejack: Fine with me.
arcobaleno Dash: *Flies out of Death Egg*
Applejack: *Going to hangar*
Changelings: *Sees Applejack* Intruder!
Applejack: *Shoots changeling*
Nazis: *Running towards hangar*
Sean: *Shoots Nazis*
Applejack: *starts up plane*
Nazi: *Speaking on loudspeaker* Attention, we have an intruder stealing one of our airplanes. Stop her at all costs.
Rarity: Well, Sean's group is here.
Shredder: Let's go meet up with him.
Applejack: *Flies plane out of hangar*
Nazis: *Trying to shoot plane* To hell with her. She's too far away to shoot down.
Nazi on Loudspeaker* All units, the intruder has escaped. Get più guards in the hangar.
Sean: Good luck Dashie, and good luck Applejack.

Twilight arrived at the facility.

Griffons: *Standing da front door outside of facility*
Twilight: *Lands* Are te da griffons that have to be on the death egg?
Griffon 5: Yes. Where is it?
Twilight: We fly south for a few miles, and we'll get there.
Griffon 6: How long do we have to fly for?
Twilight: No più than five miles.
Griffon 2: Then let's get going.
Applejack: *Flying airplane*
Griffon 7: *Sees airplane* That plane has Nazi markings.
Twilight: *Looking in cockpit* applejack is flying that plane!
Griffon 4: Who?
Twilight: Somepony that betrayed me. *grabs rocket launcher*
Applejack: *Lands plane*
Twilight: *Shoots rocket*
Applejack: *Jumps out of plane*

Luckily, the explosion did not hurt Applejack.

Applejack: Twilight, put that thing down now.
Twilight: *Puts down rocket launcher* Dafuq do te want?
Applejack: To help you.
Twilight: How?
Applejack: I know you're a good pony somewhere inside of you. Think of all the good times.
Twilight: That was then, this is now. You're a fucking asshole, and so are all your friends.
Applejack: Twilight, why are te recitazione like this?
Twilight: Because you've been getting più attention then me.
arcobaleno Dash: *Arrives*
Applejack: That's not true. We've gone through a lot together, and we can still be friends.
Twilight: LIAR!! You've been neglecting me for too long. *Choking applejack with magic*
arcobaleno Dash: Let her go.
Applejack: twilight..
arcobaleno Dash: Let her go!
Twilight: *Kills Applejack* te GOT HER TO BETRAY ME!!!!
arcobaleno Dash: te have done that yourself. You've been thinking that being a princess was very important, and then te have been wanting nothing but attention.
Twilight: I don't need to put up with your bullshit. I see things più clearly now that I'm working with Robotnik.
arcobaleno Dash: He's using you.
Twilight: No. I'm using him! Soon, I'll be in control of Nazi Forces, and take control of everything!
arcobaleno Dash: Nazi Forces?
Twilight: Don't make me kill you. *Grabs sword*
arcobaleno Dash: *Grabs another sword out of nowhere* I'll be più prepared this time. I'll do what it takes to defeat you.
Twilight: te will try. *Swings sword*
arcobaleno Dash: *Blocking attack*

While Twilight, and arcobaleno Dash were fighting each other with swords, the rest of us were making our plan to destroy the Death Egg.

Sean: There's a weapon room with a lot of explosives. That shield generator however, is giving a lot of protection for this Death Egg. We need to go down there, and deactivate the shield. Then, we should be able to blow this place up.
Rarity: *Holding onto Sean's legs* Spare the spa! Destroy everything else except the spa!
Sean: What about the spa in Ponyville?
Rarity: Oh, right. I forgot about that.
Robontik: *Walking down hall*
Sean: Get back. *Hiding behind wall*
Others: *Hiding behind Sean*
Robotnik: *Hears phone ringing, and risposte phone* Hallo?
Griffon 3: Dr? We have serious trouble down here at the facility. Send back up!
Robotnik: What is the matter?
Griffon 3: arcobaleno Dash is attacking Twilight. te need to get over here now!
Robotnik: Very well. I will come over with some extra soldiers. *Runs to his office*
Sean: Well, that oughta make things easier for us.
Pinkie Pie: We can't let them go to that facility.
Shredder: They could kill Dash, and Applejack.
Sean: You're right. Plant those bombs in here now. Even with the shield, it should still explode as long as the attack is within inside here. The shield only protects any attack from outside.

So we were planting bombs in the Death Egg. We also had to make sure no one got outside.

We planted the bombs, but Robotnik, and several of his soldiers were about to leave.

Sean: *Grabs chaos emerald* Let's get out of here.
Others: *Gather around*
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and his Friends out of the Death Egg*
Shredder: Let's blow that place up now.
Sean: *Pushes button on remote*

The Death Egg exploded before Robotnik, o anyone else could get out.

Caramel: Oh yeah!
Shredder: That was an awesome explosion.
Rarity: Too bad the spa was destroyed.
Sean: Again, there's another one in Ponyville. Let it go already.

Meanwhile, near the facility.

arcobaleno Dash: *Blocking Twilight's attack*
Twilight: *Continues to swing sword*
arcobaleno Dash: *Ducks, and hits Twilight's wing*
Twilight: *Steps back*
arcobaleno Dash: *standing her ground*
Twilight: Man, te don't give up, do you?
arcobaleno Dash: Nope.
Twilight: *Runs out of building*
arcobaleno Dash: *Follows Twilight*

The two mares were running towards a river of lava.

Twilight: *Heals wing with magic*
arcobaleno Dash: *Swings sword towards Twilight*
Twilight: *Blocks attack*
arcobaleno Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Flies above lava river*
arcobaleno Dash: *Flying above lava*
Twilight: *Sees lava boat*
arcobaleno Dash: *Swings sword at Twilight*
Twilight: *Gets hit da sword, and lands on boat*
arcobaleno Dash: *Lands in front of Twilight*
Twilight: Just stop before I cut your hoof off again.
arcobaleno Dash: Never. I'm gonna win!

Fight song: link

Twilight: *Swings sword*
arcobaleno Dash: *Blocking attack*
Twilight: *Continues trying to attack arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Blocking attacks*
Twilight: Man, let me kill you!
arcobaleno Dash: *Starts to attack*
Twilight: *Blocking attacks*
arcobaleno Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Swings sword*
arcobaleno Dash: *Jumps, and lands on other lava boat*
Twilight: te pussy.
arcobaleno Dash: I'm not a pussy.
Twilight: *Gets to edge of boat*
arcobaleno Dash: *Gets to edge of her boat*
Twilight: *Swinging sword*
arcobaleno Dash: *Blocking attacks*

Soon, they both swung their swords at each other, but dropped them. They fell on the ground of their boats.

arcobaleno Dash: *Punches Twilight*
Twilight: *Punches arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *grabs sword*
Twilight: *Punches sword, and cuts herself* AAH!!!
arcobaleno Dash: *Swings sword*
Twilight: *Avoids sword, and grabs her own sword*
arcobaleno Dash: *Cutting hole in Twilight's boat*
Twilight: *Feels barca sinking, and jumps onto arcobaleno Dash's boat*
arcobaleno Dash: *Kicks Twilight*
Twilight: *Nearly falls off*
arcobaleno Dash: *Steps on Twilight, and lands flies across lava onto solid ground*
Twilight: *Climbs back up boat, and sees arcobaleno Dash* te can't win this arcobaleno Dash!
arcobaleno Dash: I think I can.
Twilight: Watch me use my impressive powers to defeat you.
arcobaleno Dash: Don't do it.
Twilight: Watch me! *Flies towards arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: *Cuts off Twilight's front legs*

Stop the current song, and play this one: link

Twilight: *Lands on ground near lava*
arcobaleno Dash: *Panting*
Twilight: *Looks up at arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: It didn't have to go this way. te could have surrendered!
Twilight: Grr, I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
arcobaleno Dash: *Upset* WE WERE SISTERS TWILIGHT! I LOVED YOU!
Twilight: *Going towards lava* Ugh!!
arcobaleno Dash: *Staring at Twilight*

Soon, Twilight's back legs caught on fuoco from the lava.

Twilight: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
arcobaleno Dash: It serves te right. *Walks away*
Twilight: *Burning to death*
arcobaleno Dash: *Turns into alicorn* Now, I have to go back to my friends. But first, I need to help somepony. *Flies to Applejack*
Twilight: *Continues burning* AAAAARGH!!

It was the end of Twilight Sparkle's terror to everypony in Equestria. After being defeated, her horn went to arcobaleno Dash, turning the pegasus into an alicorn.

All of the Nazis, and Dr. Robotnik have been defeated. The war was over, and we could finally relax.

arcobaleno Dash went to where applejack was killed.

arcobaleno Dash: AJ?
Applejack: *Dead*
arcobaleno Dash: *Using magic to bring applejack back to life* Come on. Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* What happened?
arcobaleno Dash: Twilight's dead. We have to go now. *Teleports herself, and applejack towards Sean*
Shredder: Dash! You're alright.
arcobaleno Dash: Of course I'm alright.
Sean: How did te do?
arcobaleno Dash: It wasn't easy, but I defeated Twilight.
Sean: *Sees arcobaleno Dash's horn* So you're an alicorn now, huh?
arcobaleno Dash: Yeah. I won't make the same mistake Twilight did. I Amore all of te guys, te mean so much to me. I don't want anything bad happening to you.
Sean: We'll help te with whatever te want us to help te with.
arcobaleno Dash: Thank you. We need to get back to Ponyville, now.
Sean: Leave it to me. *Using chaos emerald* Chaos.. Control! *Teleports everyone to Ponyville*
Ponies: *Cheering* We won!!
Sean: We did win. So now what Princess arcobaleno Dash?
arcobaleno Dash: Now, I think after our victory, we deserve-
Pinkie Pie: A PARTY!!
arcobaleno Dash: te read my mind.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Discord: *Sees destroyed Death Egg* Oh no. Why has this happened? Am I the only one in Robotnik's Army that's alive? Well, actually, I'm not really in his army, but still!
Griffons: *arrive* We've been defeated. Twilight Sparkle will not be pleased.
Changeling 46: Twilight is dead. I saw her getting burned da lava.
Discord: Where?
Changeling 46: I can take her to you. Come on, follow me.
pony Alliance Soldiers: *Arrive* Stop right there! Put your hooves in the air, o we will kill you!

Song: link

While the party in Ponyville was being set up, pony Alliance Soldiers in The Griffon Kingdom were arresting the remaining soldiers in Nazi Forces.

Twilight Sparkle was buried six feet under ground near the lava river where she burned to death.

Discord, and other soldiers in Nazi Forces were arrested, and would remain there for the rest of their life.

The pony Alliance became a global army to protect any part of Equestria, and are trusted very much da arcobaleno Dash.

Now, I have my own house, near Fluttershy's cottage. I built it myself, and I have a Playstation 4, and a really huge model trainset.

Anyway, let's stop playing some sad music, and see what the party is like in Ponyville

Music: link

Shredder, Colin, and Ian: *Singing song*
Colin: *Playing piano*
Ian: *Playing drums with Nazi helmets*
Pinkie Pie: *Putting cake on table*
arcobaleno Dash: *Dancing with Sean*
Ponies: *Drag racing*
Rarity: *Drinking punch*
Colts: *Drawing chalk on sidewalk*
Fillies: *Jumping rope*
Stallions: *Playing baseball*
Other Ponies: *Relaxing in pool*

We were having a good time. No più war, più relaxing, and that was the way we like it.

The End

Starring

the good guys

Sean the hedgehog
Shredder Dash
Colin
Ian
arcobaleno Dash
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Applejack
Fluttershy
Bonbon
Caramel
Princess Celestia
Big Macintosh
The pony Alliance

The Bad Guys/Nazis

Twilight Sparkle
Dr. Robotnik
Griffons
Changelings
Discord

Musica used in order of apperance

stella, star Wars Theme Song - John Williams
Bomben Auf Engeland - Nazis
Darth Vader theme - stella, star Wars Battlefront 2
The Immolation Scene - Revenge Of The Sith
Padme's Funeral - Revenge Of The Sith
I Wonder Why - Dion & The Belmonts

This is the last of Hedgehog In Ponyville

I have made eleven H.I.P fanfictions, starting from Halloween of 2012.

The End
Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
everyone knows how I feel about cupcakes.
I find it enjoyable.
And so.
It's obvious why Iwould make such a list..

#10: A NIGHTMARE:
It has one similarity to Rocket to Insanity, both have the fact that cupcakes was all a bad dream.
But not as tramatic as Rocket to Insanity..
Plus, it's Pinkie herself who has the nightmare..

#9: cupcakes COMIC:
It has the reactions of all the main six, after Celestia sents the book to Ponyville.
Pinkie herself is the first to read it. And becomes somewhat traumatized.
As do the others, except Dash didn't read it.
Everyone wants Dash NOT to read it, but he dose in the end....
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I watched a few.. And just had too....


#1: CAMP NIGHTMARE:
The camp is actually a hoax set up da the boy’s parents.. Okay, that would of been fine wait there.. But being Goosebumps, for some reason, it's so the boy can be prepared for an exploratory mission to a place called 'Earth'.. So they're aliens appearently.. Okay.. But WHY?


#2: THE BARKING GHOST:
The Cani turn out to be humans that have been transformed into dogs, so they transform Cooper and Fergie into Cani and take over their identities, then Cooper and Fergie transform them back but they accidently get transformed into squirrels or...
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#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are più SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved da them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!


#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already...
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Grand Theft Auto has become one of the best selling games ever made, selling literally millions of copies and più than games like Modern Warfare, Skyrim, Ocarina of Time, and even getting one up over Super Mario Bros. It just goes to mostra that children really do give più of a shit about GTA than Nintendo’s icon. But we’re not here to talk about GTA…. okay, we are, but not positively. We’re here to talk about the most hated characters in the game. Yeah, being in the criminal Underworld for five games and eight other ones with no numbers in it, you're bound to run into at least one...
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video
tatro
1:
QUESTION: How do te hide a boner?
ANSWER: te get a girl to hide it in

2:
QUESTION: Is lion king based on a true story?
ANSWER: Yes cause I know LOTS of talking lions

3:
QUESTION: Is is normal to be in Amore with your dog?
ANSWER: te need to see a therapist

4:
QUESTION: What's a fun site for 13 anno old girls?
ANSWER: Redtube..

(redtube is porn site.. don't ask me how I know that)

5:
QUESTION: How did the cow milking routine get started?
ANSWER: I'm guessing there was a cow molester..

6:
QUESTION: How do I know I'm really my kid's mother?
ANSWER: Lord help this woman

7:
QUESTION: How do I become sarcastic?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin with the intro

Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity:...
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posted by Canada24
Last chapter for the night.. It does contain one of my biggest "don't fuck with Johnny K!" moments...

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Johnny follows the compass, and before long it points to a waterfall, once at the location, he sees Buck again.

"Y -You put a tracker on me didn't you~!?" Johnny cried, offically creeped out.

"Hey, your my preferito pupil" Buck said, getting closer, Johnny holds him back.

"Hey, keep away from me!" Johnny said, mostrare that this point Johnny is actually kinda frightened of Buck's ability of always appearing. It's almost supernatural....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important pony in this shithole of a town, and te know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!...
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posted by Canada24
So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..



I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...
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#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. te want it even if te don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..


#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..


#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the precedente shots. And...
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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost Film I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best recitazione I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....
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posted by Canada24
I read my articolo POOR SQUIDWARD.. And doing this to mostra his brief moments of epicness

TOP EIGHT AWESOME SQUIDWARD MOMENTS

#1: pizza DELIVERY:
SpongeBob finally got the pizza to the customer, who proceeds to cagna and scream about how they didn't bring him a drink (which he totally didn't order) and refuses to take the pizza. SpongeBob returns to Squidward in hysterical tears, and Squidward — who, mind you, despises SpongeBob — goes back to the customer..
Customer: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Squidward: Well, this one's on the HOUSE! (slams pizza box...
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#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He ha rubato, stola a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to avvolgere up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...
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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing da a albero overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, baciare ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if te spare him, he later tries to kill te anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the successivo fix,...
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.


#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. o just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.


#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn te THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.


#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..


#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the secondo half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged da a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..
Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. te can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. te can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...
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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts o anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...
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