Now, you're probably wondering what this is all about. Today is Halloween, not only is it a fun holiday, but it also marks my one anno anniversary of being a fan on this club, and my Hedgehog In Ponyville series. That's what HIP stands for. STH on the other hand, stands for my username, Sean The Hedgehog.
STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little pony related username's one anno anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.
October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville
STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big bacheca of text!
Someonebutnoone: Lousy grammar
STH: Of course the main character is named after me. What did te want him to be called? Dave Starsky?
fanpop users: .........
STH: Uhm, ok?
Sean: *pulls out gun*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sleeping*
NocturnalMirage: What are te doing?!!?!
Sean: *kills bird*
NocturnalMirage: Oh, good.
Meanwhile at Fluttershy's
Sean: I'm going to race a flying pony on foot!
Narrator: detto Sean
successivo morning
Un named filly: We're going to make fun of te for no reason.
Applebloom: Oh no!
STH: Wait... What's her name?
NocturnalMirage: Diamond Tiara!
STH: Ohhhhh.
Silver Spoon: Let's beat them up Diam-ara?
Applebloom: *facehoof*
Mariofan14: Unnecesary violence
Someonebutnoone: What's so unnecesary about it?
Mariofan14: He pulled a gun on a filly, and threw another one in a tree... Wait, *reading* it says philly instead of filly.
At Robotnik's base
Robotnik: I'm not related to this mostra in any way, but I'm going to threaten everyone for.... *reading script* The fact that my enemy's cousin is hiding there.
Sonic: Smooth egghead.
Robotnik: HEY! te try running a huge army of idiots!
At Rarity's Boutique
Sean: I'm making dresses, because I was told to da some stranger.
Twilight: *brakes down door* Man, te threatened to kill two phillys!
Mariofan14: Fillies!!!
Rarity: Wait a minuto Twilight, you're not supposed to have a black man's voice yet.
Twilight: I don't give a fuck man!
Sean: *runs out door*
STH: Sneaky escape!
After a chase between car, and balloon.
Celestia: Blah blah blah blah, death, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, illegal, blah blah blah blah..
Sean: *bored* Really? *kills Celestia* Confusion Control *teleports out of Equestria*
Alinah09: It's chaos control!
Sean: I'm going back to my home planet. Wanna come?
arcobaleno Dash: It's not like I have a choice since we're in another world on superiore, in alto of a building that we're not supposed to be on in the first place (White House). I'm surprised the FBI hasn't tried to kill us.
After "Chaos" Control
Sean: I'm back!!
Nazis: Halt!
Sean: Hold on to me
arcobaleno Dash: *Holds on*
Sean: *runs to cave extremely fast*
Jordy-Dash: How come te never do that in any of the roleplays we do?
STH: What? Go to a cave?
Jordy-Dash: No, run extremely fast.
STH: Uhmmmmmmm......
Back at Equestria
Sean: I declare war on te assholes
Robotnik: Very well! Prepare to die
Shadow: *comes out of nowhere* I'm not supposed to be here, how are te doing?
Robotnik: Great.
C@R CH@SE
Sonic: Robotnik is dead.
arcobaleno Dash: Already?
Sean: I'm racing a flying pony, but this time.. In my car.
November 2012
STH: Even though Hedgehog In Ponyville proved to be unsuccesful, I'm making a sequel as my successivo fanfic! :D
fanpop users: Booooo!!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!
Warning: No comments, no abridgement
Pinkie's Christmas
Pinkie Pie: Santa Claus is coming to town!
arcobaleno Dash: It sucks that te wrote a song that no one can hear since this has been typed.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! I worked hard on that song!!!!!!
Karinabrony: Pinkie isn't german! Wait, is she?
STH: Not yet.
Diamond Tiara: Wait, what?
SilverSpoon: What's wrong?
Diamond Tiara: It says that I'm a unicorn, but I'm not.
STH: Oh fuck!!!
Diamond Tiara: *hits arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: Oh fuck!
Santa: *Arrives*
Rarity: Oh fuck!
Santa: te get coal!
Rarity: I don't get it
Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance
Warning: No commenti no abridgement
Someonebutnoone: What do te mean no comments, no abridgement?!
STH: No one postato a commento on the story, so there's no abridgement.
Someonebutnoone: Fine! I'm going to post a comment, then you're going to have to make an abridgement!
STH: It's too late for that.
December 31, 2012
più Than One Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Hi, I brought someone hear to be the main enemy.
Catie: Hello, I'm a communist, and I have the powers to turn te into a communist.
Pinkie Pie: Cool! You're my friend already.
Izfankirby: FLASHBACK
Catie: Chase scene with trains!
NocturnalMirage: I was told this was supposed to be like that barca chase in The World Is Not Enough. It seems somewhat like that.
Catie: Attention Ponyville... Wait, why am I giving a speech, when I can just turn everyone into a communist?
Twilight: Because some ponies are hiding man!! They gots to hear yo speech!
Applejack: We're hiding, but very far from them!
Applebloom: Oh no, we're being chased da russians!
Sean: Bond qoute! *blows up barricade*
Mariofan14: This guy has made a lot of Bond references in his stories so far.
Sean: It's time we detto goodbye to an uninvited guest.
Jordy-Dash: Another train chase!!!
Sean: Damnit, we crashed.
Catie: So did I.
Sean: Then let me allow te to stab arcobaleno Dash so I can make an interesting arrival.
Catie: *Stabs arcobaleno Dash*
Sean: te did it too early!! *attacks Catie*
January 2013
Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)
STH: I decided to make a Con Mane fanfic. How did I do?
fanpop users: Meh
STH: te guys suck.
The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Yes. This is a crossover of The Inglourious Bastards with My Little Pony. Your argument is invalid.
Canterlot Soldier: I'm being sexist to the element of honesty for no reason! This is what all stallions do to mares from now on.
Applejack: That's a huge mistake, and you're going to die for that
Sean: *kills Canterlot Soldier*
arcobaleno Dash: Yay, I defeated Gilda without even trying!
Wasted pony: Dude, what if we were owned da an evil company?
Drunk Pony: te mean Warner Bros? Hell no! *falls asleep*
Wasted Pony: I meant Hasbro.
Disneyfan333: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if this ended with a huge fight on a huge train.
After a huge fight on a huge train
Disneyfan333: Just as I thought.
February 2013
Goldhoof
STH: Now I'm making a Con Mane fanfic based off of Goldfinger. How did i do?
fanpop users: What the fuck is Goldfinger?
STH: Really?
Pinkie's Duel
STH: Behold, a crossover between My Little Pony, and Duel!
Alinah09: uh.. Hooray?
NocturnalMirage: HELL YES!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time
Mariofan14: Finally, it's the end of his Hedgehog In Ponyville series!
STH: Yes, it's true. I am ending the series with this story (Not really. In four months o so, I'll make another one. I just need to think of something.)
Another C@R CH@SE ON ICE
Izfankirby: Indiana Jones rip off!!
Robotnik: *falls off cliff in tank* AHHH *dies*
Catie: Are te sure te know how to use a sniper rifle?
Discord: Shut up, women snipers are pathetic *misses target*
STH: Boring concert!
Sean: *puts Mobius into Ponyville*
Naomiwinx: What is a Mobius?
STH: A planet. Where Sonic The Hedgehog lives?
Naomiwinx: I don't get it... -_-
Casino Of Solace
STH: This fanfic combining Casino Royale, Quantum Of Solace, and ponies should do the trick for people to enjoy Con Mane.
fanpop users: meh
STH: OH COME ON!!
superiore, in alto 50 preferito parts of fanfictions
STH: These are my favorites, not yours.
Disneyfan333: Thank te for putting some parts of my fanfics in there, but what I don't understand is why te PUT HALF OF THESE PARTS FROM YOUR ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!
STH: .... *jumps out window*
Wow I really postato nearly 100 articoli in four months? Is that like, a world record?
March 2013
Pinkie's Easter
arcobaleno Dash: Holy shit, isn't it too early for an easter fanfic?
easter bunny: No. It's always a good time for Easter My Little pony fanfics.
STH: He has a point.
King Sombra: I died in Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time, yet here I am, taking over the Crystal Empire once again.
Cadence: What are te going to call it?
King Sombra: Sombratown! *laughs evilly*
Cadence: That's so stu- actually, I like that name.
arcobaleno Dash: *pulling train*
Applejack: We were never able to establish how this was possible.
arcobaleno Dash: I thought I could, and it happened.
STH: Fillies, and gentlecolts, The Little Pegasus That Could.
arcobaleno Dash: *pulling train* I think I can I think I can
King Sombra: No te can't. DIE!! *shoots gun*
arcobaleno Dash: Wow, your aim sucks.
After a boring gun fight
Cadence: te saved the Crystal Empire
arcobaleno Dash: Aw yeah!!
The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit
arcobaleno Dash: No stallion is going to kill me for any sexist reason!
Stallions: Kill her for sexist reasons! *grab guns*
arcobaleno Dash: *flies away*
driving stallions: *follow arcobaleno Dash* Shoot her *crashes into train*
arcobaleno Dash: This is too easy. I think I'll go rescue Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *dies*
arcobaleno Dash: Well, so much for that idea.
Sean: I have arrived here very fast.
Golden Iris
Con: I'm a secret agent n*ggers!
Mexican ponies: Uhm, we're Hispanic, not black.
Con: Sucks for te *shoots explosives*
John: te know Con? I was always better
Con: *goes down ladder*
John: I'm going to wait here while calling for a helicopter!
Natalia: *sneeks on helicopter*
Disneyfan333: Even più lousy grammar!
Fenix: I brought a lot of ponies in helicopters. FEAR ME!!!
Con: All the bad ponies are dead.
Fenix: Oh. Well, let's go home.
April 2013
Pinkie's Treasure Hunt
STH: This story takes place in the anno 2031, but yet the most modern cars are ones from the 50's.
Pinkie Pie: I'm dragging along a lot of ponies for a big culo treasure hunt.
arcobaleno Dash: più like a treasure cunt
Applejack: *laughs*
Sean: *arrives in car burning rubber* Hey, I'm your captain for this fucked up adventure!
Everyone gets on the ship
Pinkie Pie: We're Canto a Disney song no one knows about!
Disneyfan333: HEY!!!
_Laugh_: Re-enacted fight scene
Discord: *Reading script* Blaze, blaze.
Blaze: *falls off bridge*
Discord: *sounding like Bane* I wonder if James Bond did that to her.
One night after the treasure was found
Twilight: *steals money*
Pinkie Pie: I'm telling Celestia on you!!
Twilight: And now everyone knows why I have the voice of a black man.
Now it's time for a different approach!
My Little Pony: Mafias Are Dangerous
Disneyfan333: I drew a pic of a pony that isn't mine.
Someonebutnoone: Thank you.
Canada24: The godfather rip off!!
STH: Where have te been?
Canada24: Stealing a zamboni for my boss. I was aboot to get another one, but the cops showed up near it.
Mariofan14: Wait!! applejack beats up a filly?! That doesn't make sense!!!
STH: It's Diamond Tiara getting beat up. te can read, right?
Mariofan14: *reading story towards the end* She dies?!!?
STH: Yep. Diamond Tiara dies.
You'll Only Live Twice
Koreans: *shipping illegal weapons*
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans as the bad guys. Seems legit.
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D
Twilight's Unusual Week
Twilight: What a beautiful-
Izfankirby: *singing* te had a bad day. te taking one down. te sing a sad song just to turn it around. Just something something. I don't like this song. Yet I'm getting paid just to sing it-
Spike: Um, Twilight? What about giorno 7?
Twilight: NEVER ASK ABOUT giorno 7!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Celestia's Secret Service
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D again
Izfankirby: Awesome car, but what's with the japanese pistol from world war 2?
STH: The Walther PPK was copyrighted da MGM, and I had to find something similar to it. Wait a minute... I am MGM!!! Only, with Robotnik as the logo, and the name is changed because of that. (It's a picture I had for a profilo pic.)
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans teaming up with the swedish to be bad guys. Seems legit.
ANOTHER C@R CH@SE
Diamond Tiara's Are Forever
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! FIND A NEW VILLIAN!!!!
_Laugh_: If it helps, he has Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon as a lesbian couple.
Canada24: How dare te ship them?!
STH: How dare te judge me?
Someonebutnoone: Yet another c@r ch@se
To Live & Die In Las Pegasus
STH: Yeah, if te can't tell, I Amore making crossovers between random Film with ponies. I created my own cast to.
fanpop users: Wow, te got your entire cast?! meh
STH: Screw it. Why do I even bother try to impress my audience?!
Someonebutnoone: So this is the guy that brought me into the fandom? Were my standards really that low back then?
The Mare With The Golden Gun
NaomiWinx: Here, use my OC even though I'm never going to use her again.
STH: Uhmmm... Thanks?
NocturnalMirage: Blah blah presents blah blah blah blah... NEXT!!!
P: What do te know about this pony?
Con: I know she's going to die.
NocturnalMirage: Koreans as the bad guys, for the fourth time in a row. Really?
After 40 minuti of a generic story
Hattan: *looking for Con*
Con: *drops gun*
KarinaBrony: Great, why don't te drop a nuke while you're at it?
Con: *drops nuke*
STH: Con Mane will return after the population stops decreasing.
MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Episode 2
Someonebutnoone: My OC is the boss of Ponyville's mafia, swag.
Mariofan14: *sighs* c@r ch@se
arcobaleno Dash: Wild turns ahead
Sean: (This kinda reminds me of F&F Supercars.)
Police: *getting close to Sean*
Sean: *getting close to finish line*
arcobaleno Dash: Hit the nitrous
Sean: *hits nitrous*
arcobaleno Dash: First place!
Sean: Alright *takes money*
Police: *getting close*
Sean: Oh damnit, the cops.
Brony Of New Jersey
STH: Welcome to the anno 2014.
Jordy-Dash: Meebo is still here somehow after Google took it away.
STH: Yeah, I made this story before Meebo was taken away. Hey! I was clueless, and didn't know that would happen! What's your fucking excuse nigger?!
Jordy-Dash & NocturnalMirage: yyyeaaaahhhhhh
Someonebutnoone: Where's the ponies?!
STH: This is about bronies.
Nightmare Moonraker
Twilight: Man, wat are we doin on superiore, in alto of a cable car?!
Con: Fighting her *points to Nightmare Moon*
STH: link
Nightmare Moon: Hahahahaha *hits Con*
Twilight: Man te don't laugh in dis story
Nightmare Moon: te know what? I don't like african equestrian ponies *slaps Twilight*
Con: *opens cable car door*
Twilight: *pushes Nightmare Moon in*
Iron Will: Ok, we get it! Get to the part where I fall in Amore with Nightmare Moon!
May 2013
How Derpy Was Born
STH: I don't know why I created this, but... Enjoy
For Your I's Only
Karinabrony: te can see so much in me, so much in me that's new.
Canada24: Stop singing!
Karinabrony: NO!
In Canada
Canada24: oh no
Canadian pilot: *kills Carole's parents*
Canada24: NO!!! te made the canadians evil.. Oh wait, that was only one canadian pony, the rest are good.
Karinabrony: Ok, does this guy Amore c@r ch@ses o something?
Carole: *driving Shitroen 2PV*
Con: I would've prefered a Fiat.
Carole: The superiore, in alto speed on this thing is 32 miles an hour.
Con: And the superiore, in alto speed on a Fiat is better then that!
The following is a series of intellectual constructive criticism
ynoP elttiL yM
FUCKING SUCKS
License To Murder
FUCKING SUCKS
The Dashing & The Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
2 Dashing & 2 Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring: Londra Burnouts
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
arcobaleno Factory (With Alternate ending)
FUCKIN SUCKS
Robin cappuccio of Trottingham
Ehh, that one was o.k
Tomorrow Always Dies
FUCKIN SUCKS
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
"AWESOME!!!!" - Applejackrocks1
STH: It really was.
June 2013
Slycall
Alinah09: Ooh, my OC is in a Con Mane story, aw yeah!!!
NocturnalMirage: Again, enough with the koreans!
Heckler: Hey, I'm a mexican.
NocturnalMirage: Oh.
STH: There is no car chase, but if it makes te feel better, I included a motorcycle chase.
July 2013
Autobiography
STH: Time to write something no one's gonna give a fuck about
20 minuti later
NocturnalMirage: That was awesome
Alinah09: You've changed my life.
Dirty Harry
STH: Ok, I'm making a MLP fanfic based off of Dirty Harry?
fanpop users: We Amore te Seanthehedgehog!!
Alinah09: At least this guy actually put effort into his performance.
The Shy Who Loved Me
_Laugh_: Let me guess, Fluttershy is in here.
Fluttershy: Yes
_Laugh_: yay!
STH: She's a mexican spy though
_Laugh_: Not Leggere it.
Con: O FACE
Octopus-3
STH: *points to NocturnalMirage* HE FORCED ME TO DO IT!! HE WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!! IT WASN'T WHAT I WANTED!!!! *cries* CURSE ME FOR BEING TOO NICE!!!!!!
arcobaleno Dash Presents: A Crossover
RDP arcobaleno Dash: I don't care if you're a commie, I still Amore te *hugs Pinkie*
Canada24: What the hell am I reading?
FIM Pinkie Pie: Ooh, a sexier version of myself
RDP Pinkie Pie: Uh, thank you?
August 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 1
STH: Yo man, check out this fanfic that shall start off an awesome series.
Someonebutnoone: How do te know it will be awesome? My OC Isn't in there.
STH: Not my fault.
Naomiwinx: My character isn't in here either!!
STH: te didn't read the part she was in.
Chibiemmy: Hi, I'm a complete stranger. Please put my OC in your series.
STH: SURE :D
bottiglione, magnum Force
STH: This isn't even finished, so don't read it.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 2
Hawkeye: To lease, o not to lease. Annihalated ponies!! *shooting ponies*
Gordon: HEY!! There aren't supposed to be any pistole in here!
Hawkeye: Like te care.
Pete: For caring, te get suspended from work for one month.
Gordon: NO!!!!!!!!
We Lost A Friend
STH: Where did we go wrong? We Lost a friend! Applejackrocks might've killed herself! Can we stay young? o maybe not. Then we'll know how to save a life!
Mariofan14: What?
Ponies On The Rails Episode 3
Gordon: Ok, no cursing.
Alinah09: *Reading*
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Alinah09: Ah! te broke your own rule! All I'm going to do however is ask about how he wrote this. *typing comment* Brakes, and breaks should be switched.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 4
Chibiemmy: This is an episode about a commercial, yet much of this takes place in Manehattan.
STH: Yeah, so?
Alinah09: Makes sense to me.
Karinabrony: I don't care. I'm only Leggere this, because it takes place in the 50's. I Amore the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's.
STH: Shuddup.
Karinabrony: Shuddup? Why certainly. It's not like I don't know how to stay quiet. When I'm told to shuddup, I shuddup.
STH: Shuddup, shuddin up.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 7: The Grand Galloping Gala
STH: o just Hedgehog In Ponyville 7
Discord: I am now a part of the Nazi forces created da Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik: Get these men to ponyville, and fuck things up!
Sean: Oh no te don't *runs along ice*
Discord: There's a bridge right there that goes across the ice.
arcobaleno Dash: Here I am moving a train again.
Nazi: *shoots arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: I'm still alive! te got nothing on me germans!
Pinkie Pie: Does that include me? :C *squee*
Twilight: Man, I'm going to turn evil because of very little jealousy.
Celestia: Oh Hell no!!
Ponies On The Rails episode 5
We skipped 10 months, and went from 1950 to 1951.
Gordon: I'm going to try, and kill someone *accelerates train*
Coffee Creme: *avoids being hit da train signal*
Gordon: Damnit. Now, I must go backwards to let Coffee Creme off this train
Orion: *crashes*
Karinabrony: Thomas The Tank Engine Phrase.
NocturnalMirage: Oh, the indignity.
Karinabrony: Not that one.
Gordon: We named the dog Indiana
fanpop users: WRONG SHOW!!
Pete: te get a week off just for fixing two military jeeps. I should be firing te for trying to kill Coffee Creme, but screw it. You've done a fabulous job contributing to the Equestrian Army.
arcobaleno Dash Gets Sued
STH: I was bored, ok?
Canada24: Wow, this sucks.
STH: I detto I was bored. At least I tried.
Canada24: OMG, DON'T TURN ME INTO THE BAD GUY!!!! *runs to building across the strada, via from my home*
STH: *typing message*
Canada24: *grabs sniper rifle* te wanted me to be the bad guy. I'll mostra te what you're dealing with. *shoots wall*
Sean: *hides behind bed*
Canada24: *shoots bed*
Sean: *crawls behind wall*
Canada24: te can't escape me!! *shoots letto over, and over again* Wait a minuto *looks at computer through scope* te are turning yourself into the bad guy? *shoots computer*
Ponies On The Rails episode 6
STH: Yeah, if te can't tell, I like trains.
Someonebutnoone: Do te "like" like them?
STH: Seriously? We're seriously going down that path?
Ponies On The Rails episode 7
Pete: I'm going to tell te guys a story.
Hawkeye: Oh, cool.
Pete: About my youth.
Gordon: Boo!!!!
Mariofan14: Tourettes pony!!
NocturnalMirage: LUNA!!! Was mentioned in the story.
The Seven-Ups
Chibi-Emmy: This is boring. I only like the c@r ch@se.
STH: I enjoyed making the c@r ch@se.
Engineer: *driving train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: ciao so am I!
Buddy: Than what the fuck are te doing in this story?
September 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 8
Gordon: *With Coffee Creme, and Jeff* We're starting a club that te can't join.
Honey: But, that doesn't make any sense
Gordon: Shut up, and plot your obvious revenge!
Honey: Ok, god!
Coffee Creme: *barfs* I should've known not to get pizza with anchovies!
Jeff: Wait, wasn't it a hamburger that made te sick?
Coffee Creme: Same thing!!!!
Honey: Reality is such an interesting concept, isn't it?
Bartholomew: Hey, I'm Bartholomew Perfect The 55th, I'm here to help stop Gordon *speaking very fast* oiwjergosrg speojgosifdjbos psjdfibjdosfb pojdsfoijbosdfijb pojdfoibjsdifb ijf gpfobd psjdboifb... *laughs like Popeye*
Hawkeye: What the hell did he say?
Gordon: Really, this articolo got 4 fans? Why would someone waste their time Leggere this giunca, spazzatura instead of Leggere something from an expert?
Bartholomew: te mean like Shakespeare?
Gordon: Ok no, that's just crossing the line.
Bartholomew: I am now asleep for some reason.
The Racer
NocturnalMirage: Cannonball Run Parody, awesome. I'm definitely going to read this entire story.
Days past, and Mirage forgot to read the rest of The Racer.
Ponies On The Rails episode 9
Alinah09: Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia reference!!
Bartholomew: This train is full of idiots *jumps off train*
Passenger: Hey! Wait for me!! *jumps off*
Pete: Apparently, te suck at being a conductor.
Bartholomew: Yes sir.
Pete: Then te must go work in the train yard.
Bartholomew: Ok.
In the train yard
Bartholomew: *stuck on freight car* How is this possible *falls off*
Ponies On The Rails episode 10
Gordon: I got two days off! What could be better then going to the future?
Marty Mcfly: Going to the past?
Gordon: Shut up!!
Marty McFly: No one tells me to shut up!
Gordon: You're right, they call te a chicken.
In the future
Gordon: Oh look, it's a fast car with a 10 cylinder engine. I'm going to say it's terrible for no reason.
Someonebutnoone: HOW DARE te MENTION COMMUNISM?!
Gordon: *returns to 1951* Pardon me, but I'm going to do the same thing I did in the beginning of last episode.
Karinabrony: This had nothing to do with trains at all.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 8: The Nazis Strike Back
Karinabrony: No, I'm not Leggere this.
_Laugh_: Why not? It's awesome.
STH: Yeah, and it's got the stella, star Wars Theme song.
NocturnalMirage: I've heard of a lot of classical movies, but not Where Eagles Dare.
STH: That's a shame.
Spike: I work for the Nazis, but te don't know that until the ending.
Sean: Thanks for spoiling it for us asshole.
Doughnut Joe: Enjoy your disguises.
Sean: Thanks. Enjoy waiting for us for a long time, cuz we'll take a lot of time just to rescue Celestia.
arcobaleno Dash: How do te know?
Sean: Because it takes a long time to write a story. What else did te want to hear?
After a fight scene
arcobaleno Dash: He told me enough. He told me a texting driver killed her.
Twilight: No man, I am wait, SPOILER ALERT, I am yo sister.
arcobaleno Dash: Well I don't see how that affects me in any way- wuuutt?!!
Mariofan14: Oh great, not only does this guy enjoy c@r ch@ses, he also has a thing for a man beating up children.
STH: It's a hedgehog beating up fillies. Get it right.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Disneyfan333: I'll make a picture for you.
STH: Thank you.
Jack: Hi, hi, bye *leaves*
Sally: *Tries to follow*
Professor Something: Get your culo back here bitch! You're my hoe.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Jack: *goes through portal*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Mayor: I can't count correctly.
Jack: I'm going to gather a town meeting for te to hear a.... POINTLESS SONG!!!
Sally: I escaped.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Alinah09: Ok, how many pointless songs are there?
STH: Three?
Insanity Crusaders: *go into albero house*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Celestia: *goes through drain pipe*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
And guess what comes after that....
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Someonebutnoone: Artillery! yay.
Jack: *gets hit da artillery* To hell with you, and have terrible nightmares!!
October 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 11: Night Shift
Gordon: Sandvich!!
Karinabrony: Team fortress 2 reference. woo hoo
Pete: te all get to go home tomorrow!
Hawkeye: And we have to work the night shift!
Coffee Creme: Fuck.
Pete: Hey, te volunteered.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah........
Octavia Unchained
STH: Warning: This fanfic has a lot of violence, and cursing.
Karinabrony: *does not notice warning*
KKK Ponies: Why don't we just dress up like Nazis?
KKK pony 1: No! We are better then that! We, are the fucking Ku Klux Klan
Alinah09: Yeah, I think Nazis are better.
Karinabrony: I don't.
Dexter: te killed a lot of ponies. Congratulations.
Octavia: Thank you.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 12
Mariofan14: Bad Coffee? What the actual fuck?
STH: What? Don't te drink coffee, and think it's bad?
Gordon: I'm going to change your personality.
Coffee Creme: Please don't.
Gordon: Fuckface.
Coffee Creme: *gets brain washed* My personality has changed into yours.
Hawkeye: te know Coffee Creme, recitazione like someone else is not good, and extremely pointless. Just be yourself.
Middle School
Someonebutnoone: Well, judging da how this began, I know that the main character is going to do something bad. But hey, as long as he doesn't kill anypony that's fine da me.
STH: I Amore making fanfics based off of other movies, and stories. Because I can't make good stories.
October 31, 2013
Sean: So, I've been in Equestria with te for a year? Shouldn't we be doing something else?
arcobaleno Dash: Probably not. I mean, right now we're in a articolo that took months to finish.
Yeah, I've been working on this since August. If te don't like this, whatever. Haters gonna hate
The End
STH: And now to celebrate Non My Little pony related username's one anno anniversary, we regretfully present, STH/HIP Abridged!!
fanpop users: yaaaaaaaaay
Canada24: Whoopdy friggin do.
October 31, 2012
Hedgehog In Ponyville
STH: WHY IS THIS THE SAME BEGINNING AS MAFIA 2?!?!?!
NocturnalMirage: Big bacheca of text!
Someonebutnoone: Lousy grammar
STH: Of course the main character is named after me. What did te want him to be called? Dave Starsky?
fanpop users: .........
STH: Uhm, ok?
Sean: *pulls out gun*
arcobaleno Dash: *Sleeping*
NocturnalMirage: What are te doing?!!?!
Sean: *kills bird*
NocturnalMirage: Oh, good.
Meanwhile at Fluttershy's
Sean: I'm going to race a flying pony on foot!
Narrator: detto Sean
successivo morning
Un named filly: We're going to make fun of te for no reason.
Applebloom: Oh no!
STH: Wait... What's her name?
NocturnalMirage: Diamond Tiara!
STH: Ohhhhh.
Silver Spoon: Let's beat them up Diam-ara?
Applebloom: *facehoof*
Mariofan14: Unnecesary violence
Someonebutnoone: What's so unnecesary about it?
Mariofan14: He pulled a gun on a filly, and threw another one in a tree... Wait, *reading* it says philly instead of filly.
At Robotnik's base
Robotnik: I'm not related to this mostra in any way, but I'm going to threaten everyone for.... *reading script* The fact that my enemy's cousin is hiding there.
Sonic: Smooth egghead.
Robotnik: HEY! te try running a huge army of idiots!
At Rarity's Boutique
Sean: I'm making dresses, because I was told to da some stranger.
Twilight: *brakes down door* Man, te threatened to kill two phillys!
Mariofan14: Fillies!!!
Rarity: Wait a minuto Twilight, you're not supposed to have a black man's voice yet.
Twilight: I don't give a fuck man!
Sean: *runs out door*
STH: Sneaky escape!
After a chase between car, and balloon.
Celestia: Blah blah blah blah, death, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, illegal, blah blah blah blah..
Sean: *bored* Really? *kills Celestia* Confusion Control *teleports out of Equestria*
Alinah09: It's chaos control!
Sean: I'm going back to my home planet. Wanna come?
arcobaleno Dash: It's not like I have a choice since we're in another world on superiore, in alto of a building that we're not supposed to be on in the first place (White House). I'm surprised the FBI hasn't tried to kill us.
After "Chaos" Control
Sean: I'm back!!
Nazis: Halt!
Sean: Hold on to me
arcobaleno Dash: *Holds on*
Sean: *runs to cave extremely fast*
Jordy-Dash: How come te never do that in any of the roleplays we do?
STH: What? Go to a cave?
Jordy-Dash: No, run extremely fast.
STH: Uhmmmmmmm......
Back at Equestria
Sean: I declare war on te assholes
Robotnik: Very well! Prepare to die
Shadow: *comes out of nowhere* I'm not supposed to be here, how are te doing?
Robotnik: Great.
C@R CH@SE
Sonic: Robotnik is dead.
arcobaleno Dash: Already?
Sean: I'm racing a flying pony, but this time.. In my car.
November 2012
STH: Even though Hedgehog In Ponyville proved to be unsuccesful, I'm making a sequel as my successivo fanfic! :D
fanpop users: Booooo!!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville AGAIN!
Warning: No comments, no abridgement
Pinkie's Christmas
Pinkie Pie: Santa Claus is coming to town!
arcobaleno Dash: It sucks that te wrote a song that no one can hear since this has been typed.
Pinkie Pie: NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! I worked hard on that song!!!!!!
Karinabrony: Pinkie isn't german! Wait, is she?
STH: Not yet.
Diamond Tiara: Wait, what?
SilverSpoon: What's wrong?
Diamond Tiara: It says that I'm a unicorn, but I'm not.
STH: Oh fuck!!!
Diamond Tiara: *hits arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: Oh fuck!
Santa: *Arrives*
Rarity: Oh fuck!
Santa: te get coal!
Rarity: I don't get it
Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance
Warning: No commenti no abridgement
Someonebutnoone: What do te mean no comments, no abridgement?!
STH: No one postato a commento on the story, so there's no abridgement.
Someonebutnoone: Fine! I'm going to post a comment, then you're going to have to make an abridgement!
STH: It's too late for that.
December 31, 2012
più Than One Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Hi, I brought someone hear to be the main enemy.
Catie: Hello, I'm a communist, and I have the powers to turn te into a communist.
Pinkie Pie: Cool! You're my friend already.
Izfankirby: FLASHBACK
Catie: Chase scene with trains!
NocturnalMirage: I was told this was supposed to be like that barca chase in The World Is Not Enough. It seems somewhat like that.
Catie: Attention Ponyville... Wait, why am I giving a speech, when I can just turn everyone into a communist?
Twilight: Because some ponies are hiding man!! They gots to hear yo speech!
Applejack: We're hiding, but very far from them!
Applebloom: Oh no, we're being chased da russians!
Sean: Bond qoute! *blows up barricade*
Mariofan14: This guy has made a lot of Bond references in his stories so far.
Sean: It's time we detto goodbye to an uninvited guest.
Jordy-Dash: Another train chase!!!
Sean: Damnit, we crashed.
Catie: So did I.
Sean: Then let me allow te to stab arcobaleno Dash so I can make an interesting arrival.
Catie: *Stabs arcobaleno Dash*
Sean: te did it too early!! *attacks Catie*
January 2013
Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)
STH: I decided to make a Con Mane fanfic. How did I do?
fanpop users: Meh
STH: te guys suck.
The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville
Sean: Yes. This is a crossover of The Inglourious Bastards with My Little Pony. Your argument is invalid.
Canterlot Soldier: I'm being sexist to the element of honesty for no reason! This is what all stallions do to mares from now on.
Applejack: That's a huge mistake, and you're going to die for that
Sean: *kills Canterlot Soldier*
arcobaleno Dash: Yay, I defeated Gilda without even trying!
Wasted pony: Dude, what if we were owned da an evil company?
Drunk Pony: te mean Warner Bros? Hell no! *falls asleep*
Wasted Pony: I meant Hasbro.
Disneyfan333: Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if this ended with a huge fight on a huge train.
After a huge fight on a huge train
Disneyfan333: Just as I thought.
February 2013
Goldhoof
STH: Now I'm making a Con Mane fanfic based off of Goldfinger. How did i do?
fanpop users: What the fuck is Goldfinger?
STH: Really?
Pinkie's Duel
STH: Behold, a crossover between My Little Pony, and Duel!
Alinah09: uh.. Hooray?
NocturnalMirage: HELL YES!!
Hedgehog In Ponyville One Last Time
Mariofan14: Finally, it's the end of his Hedgehog In Ponyville series!
STH: Yes, it's true. I am ending the series with this story (Not really. In four months o so, I'll make another one. I just need to think of something.)
Another C@R CH@SE ON ICE
Izfankirby: Indiana Jones rip off!!
Robotnik: *falls off cliff in tank* AHHH *dies*
Catie: Are te sure te know how to use a sniper rifle?
Discord: Shut up, women snipers are pathetic *misses target*
STH: Boring concert!
Sean: *puts Mobius into Ponyville*
Naomiwinx: What is a Mobius?
STH: A planet. Where Sonic The Hedgehog lives?
Naomiwinx: I don't get it... -_-
Casino Of Solace
STH: This fanfic combining Casino Royale, Quantum Of Solace, and ponies should do the trick for people to enjoy Con Mane.
fanpop users: meh
STH: OH COME ON!!
superiore, in alto 50 preferito parts of fanfictions
STH: These are my favorites, not yours.
Disneyfan333: Thank te for putting some parts of my fanfics in there, but what I don't understand is why te PUT HALF OF THESE PARTS FROM YOUR ARTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!
STH: .... *jumps out window*
Wow I really postato nearly 100 articoli in four months? Is that like, a world record?
March 2013
Pinkie's Easter
arcobaleno Dash: Holy shit, isn't it too early for an easter fanfic?
easter bunny: No. It's always a good time for Easter My Little pony fanfics.
STH: He has a point.
King Sombra: I died in Hedgehog In Ponyville: One Last Time, yet here I am, taking over the Crystal Empire once again.
Cadence: What are te going to call it?
King Sombra: Sombratown! *laughs evilly*
Cadence: That's so stu- actually, I like that name.
arcobaleno Dash: *pulling train*
Applejack: We were never able to establish how this was possible.
arcobaleno Dash: I thought I could, and it happened.
STH: Fillies, and gentlecolts, The Little Pegasus That Could.
arcobaleno Dash: *pulling train* I think I can I think I can
King Sombra: No te can't. DIE!! *shoots gun*
arcobaleno Dash: Wow, your aim sucks.
After a boring gun fight
Cadence: te saved the Crystal Empire
arcobaleno Dash: Aw yeah!!
The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit
arcobaleno Dash: No stallion is going to kill me for any sexist reason!
Stallions: Kill her for sexist reasons! *grab guns*
arcobaleno Dash: *flies away*
driving stallions: *follow arcobaleno Dash* Shoot her *crashes into train*
arcobaleno Dash: This is too easy. I think I'll go rescue Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: *dies*
arcobaleno Dash: Well, so much for that idea.
Sean: I have arrived here very fast.
Golden Iris
Con: I'm a secret agent n*ggers!
Mexican ponies: Uhm, we're Hispanic, not black.
Con: Sucks for te *shoots explosives*
John: te know Con? I was always better
Con: *goes down ladder*
John: I'm going to wait here while calling for a helicopter!
Natalia: *sneeks on helicopter*
Disneyfan333: Even più lousy grammar!
Fenix: I brought a lot of ponies in helicopters. FEAR ME!!!
Con: All the bad ponies are dead.
Fenix: Oh. Well, let's go home.
April 2013
Pinkie's Treasure Hunt
STH: This story takes place in the anno 2031, but yet the most modern cars are ones from the 50's.
Pinkie Pie: I'm dragging along a lot of ponies for a big culo treasure hunt.
arcobaleno Dash: più like a treasure cunt
Applejack: *laughs*
Sean: *arrives in car burning rubber* Hey, I'm your captain for this fucked up adventure!
Everyone gets on the ship
Pinkie Pie: We're Canto a Disney song no one knows about!
Disneyfan333: HEY!!!
_Laugh_: Re-enacted fight scene
Discord: *Reading script* Blaze, blaze.
Blaze: *falls off bridge*
Discord: *sounding like Bane* I wonder if James Bond did that to her.
One night after the treasure was found
Twilight: *steals money*
Pinkie Pie: I'm telling Celestia on you!!
Twilight: And now everyone knows why I have the voice of a black man.
Now it's time for a different approach!
My Little Pony: Mafias Are Dangerous
Disneyfan333: I drew a pic of a pony that isn't mine.
Someonebutnoone: Thank you.
Canada24: The godfather rip off!!
STH: Where have te been?
Canada24: Stealing a zamboni for my boss. I was aboot to get another one, but the cops showed up near it.
Mariofan14: Wait!! applejack beats up a filly?! That doesn't make sense!!!
STH: It's Diamond Tiara getting beat up. te can read, right?
Mariofan14: *reading story towards the end* She dies?!!?
STH: Yep. Diamond Tiara dies.
You'll Only Live Twice
Koreans: *shipping illegal weapons*
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans as the bad guys. Seems legit.
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D
Twilight's Unusual Week
Twilight: What a beautiful-
Izfankirby: *singing* te had a bad day. te taking one down. te sing a sad song just to turn it around. Just something something. I don't like this song. Yet I'm getting paid just to sing it-
Spike: Um, Twilight? What about giorno 7?
Twilight: NEVER ASK ABOUT giorno 7!!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Celestia's Secret Service
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! Excellent!! :D again
Izfankirby: Awesome car, but what's with the japanese pistol from world war 2?
STH: The Walther PPK was copyrighted da MGM, and I had to find something similar to it. Wait a minute... I am MGM!!! Only, with Robotnik as the logo, and the name is changed because of that. (It's a picture I had for a profilo pic.)
NocturnalMirage: Hm, koreans teaming up with the swedish to be bad guys. Seems legit.
ANOTHER C@R CH@SE
Diamond Tiara's Are Forever
Canada24: *reading opening credits* Discord as Blofeld! FIND A NEW VILLIAN!!!!
_Laugh_: If it helps, he has Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon as a lesbian couple.
Canada24: How dare te ship them?!
STH: How dare te judge me?
Someonebutnoone: Yet another c@r ch@se
To Live & Die In Las Pegasus
STH: Yeah, if te can't tell, I Amore making crossovers between random Film with ponies. I created my own cast to.
fanpop users: Wow, te got your entire cast?! meh
STH: Screw it. Why do I even bother try to impress my audience?!
Someonebutnoone: So this is the guy that brought me into the fandom? Were my standards really that low back then?
The Mare With The Golden Gun
NaomiWinx: Here, use my OC even though I'm never going to use her again.
STH: Uhmmm... Thanks?
NocturnalMirage: Blah blah presents blah blah blah blah... NEXT!!!
P: What do te know about this pony?
Con: I know she's going to die.
NocturnalMirage: Koreans as the bad guys, for the fourth time in a row. Really?
After 40 minuti of a generic story
Hattan: *looking for Con*
Con: *drops gun*
KarinaBrony: Great, why don't te drop a nuke while you're at it?
Con: *drops nuke*
STH: Con Mane will return after the population stops decreasing.
MLP: Mafias Are Dangerous Episode 2
Someonebutnoone: My OC is the boss of Ponyville's mafia, swag.
Mariofan14: *sighs* c@r ch@se
arcobaleno Dash: Wild turns ahead
Sean: (This kinda reminds me of F&F Supercars.)
Police: *getting close to Sean*
Sean: *getting close to finish line*
arcobaleno Dash: Hit the nitrous
Sean: *hits nitrous*
arcobaleno Dash: First place!
Sean: Alright *takes money*
Police: *getting close*
Sean: Oh damnit, the cops.
Brony Of New Jersey
STH: Welcome to the anno 2014.
Jordy-Dash: Meebo is still here somehow after Google took it away.
STH: Yeah, I made this story before Meebo was taken away. Hey! I was clueless, and didn't know that would happen! What's your fucking excuse nigger?!
Jordy-Dash & NocturnalMirage: yyyeaaaahhhhhh
Someonebutnoone: Where's the ponies?!
STH: This is about bronies.
Nightmare Moonraker
Twilight: Man, wat are we doin on superiore, in alto of a cable car?!
Con: Fighting her *points to Nightmare Moon*
STH: link
Nightmare Moon: Hahahahaha *hits Con*
Twilight: Man te don't laugh in dis story
Nightmare Moon: te know what? I don't like african equestrian ponies *slaps Twilight*
Con: *opens cable car door*
Twilight: *pushes Nightmare Moon in*
Iron Will: Ok, we get it! Get to the part where I fall in Amore with Nightmare Moon!
May 2013
How Derpy Was Born
STH: I don't know why I created this, but... Enjoy
For Your I's Only
Karinabrony: te can see so much in me, so much in me that's new.
Canada24: Stop singing!
Karinabrony: NO!
In Canada
Canada24: oh no
Canadian pilot: *kills Carole's parents*
Canada24: NO!!! te made the canadians evil.. Oh wait, that was only one canadian pony, the rest are good.
Karinabrony: Ok, does this guy Amore c@r ch@ses o something?
Carole: *driving Shitroen 2PV*
Con: I would've prefered a Fiat.
Carole: The superiore, in alto speed on this thing is 32 miles an hour.
Con: And the superiore, in alto speed on a Fiat is better then that!
The following is a series of intellectual constructive criticism
ynoP elttiL yM
FUCKING SUCKS
License To Murder
FUCKING SUCKS
The Dashing & The Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
2 Dashing & 2 Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring: Londra Burnouts
FUCKIN SUCKS
Dashing & Daring
FUCKIN SUCKS
arcobaleno Factory (With Alternate ending)
FUCKIN SUCKS
Robin cappuccio of Trottingham
Ehh, that one was o.k
Tomorrow Always Dies
FUCKIN SUCKS
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World
"AWESOME!!!!" - Applejackrocks1
STH: It really was.
June 2013
Slycall
Alinah09: Ooh, my OC is in a Con Mane story, aw yeah!!!
NocturnalMirage: Again, enough with the koreans!
Heckler: Hey, I'm a mexican.
NocturnalMirage: Oh.
STH: There is no car chase, but if it makes te feel better, I included a motorcycle chase.
July 2013
Autobiography
STH: Time to write something no one's gonna give a fuck about
20 minuti later
NocturnalMirage: That was awesome
Alinah09: You've changed my life.
Dirty Harry
STH: Ok, I'm making a MLP fanfic based off of Dirty Harry?
fanpop users: We Amore te Seanthehedgehog!!
Alinah09: At least this guy actually put effort into his performance.
The Shy Who Loved Me
_Laugh_: Let me guess, Fluttershy is in here.
Fluttershy: Yes
_Laugh_: yay!
STH: She's a mexican spy though
_Laugh_: Not Leggere it.
Con: O FACE
Octopus-3
STH: *points to NocturnalMirage* HE FORCED ME TO DO IT!! HE WOULDN'T BE QUIET ABOUT IT!!! IT WASN'T WHAT I WANTED!!!! *cries* CURSE ME FOR BEING TOO NICE!!!!!!
arcobaleno Dash Presents: A Crossover
RDP arcobaleno Dash: I don't care if you're a commie, I still Amore te *hugs Pinkie*
Canada24: What the hell am I reading?
FIM Pinkie Pie: Ooh, a sexier version of myself
RDP Pinkie Pie: Uh, thank you?
August 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 1
STH: Yo man, check out this fanfic that shall start off an awesome series.
Someonebutnoone: How do te know it will be awesome? My OC Isn't in there.
STH: Not my fault.
Naomiwinx: My character isn't in here either!!
STH: te didn't read the part she was in.
Chibiemmy: Hi, I'm a complete stranger. Please put my OC in your series.
STH: SURE :D
bottiglione, magnum Force
STH: This isn't even finished, so don't read it.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 2
Hawkeye: To lease, o not to lease. Annihalated ponies!! *shooting ponies*
Gordon: HEY!! There aren't supposed to be any pistole in here!
Hawkeye: Like te care.
Pete: For caring, te get suspended from work for one month.
Gordon: NO!!!!!!!!
We Lost A Friend
STH: Where did we go wrong? We Lost a friend! Applejackrocks might've killed herself! Can we stay young? o maybe not. Then we'll know how to save a life!
Mariofan14: What?
Ponies On The Rails Episode 3
Gordon: Ok, no cursing.
Alinah09: *Reading*
Hawkeye: Piss.
Gordon: Hey, what the hell did I just say?
Alinah09: Ah! te broke your own rule! All I'm going to do however is ask about how he wrote this. *typing comment* Brakes, and breaks should be switched.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 4
Chibiemmy: This is an episode about a commercial, yet much of this takes place in Manehattan.
STH: Yeah, so?
Alinah09: Makes sense to me.
Karinabrony: I don't care. I'm only Leggere this, because it takes place in the 50's. I Amore the 50's, 60's, 70's, and 80's.
STH: Shuddup.
Karinabrony: Shuddup? Why certainly. It's not like I don't know how to stay quiet. When I'm told to shuddup, I shuddup.
STH: Shuddup, shuddin up.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 7: The Grand Galloping Gala
STH: o just Hedgehog In Ponyville 7
Discord: I am now a part of the Nazi forces created da Dr. Robotnik.
Dr. Robotnik: Get these men to ponyville, and fuck things up!
Sean: Oh no te don't *runs along ice*
Discord: There's a bridge right there that goes across the ice.
arcobaleno Dash: Here I am moving a train again.
Nazi: *shoots arcobaleno Dash*
arcobaleno Dash: I'm still alive! te got nothing on me germans!
Pinkie Pie: Does that include me? :C *squee*
Twilight: Man, I'm going to turn evil because of very little jealousy.
Celestia: Oh Hell no!!
Ponies On The Rails episode 5
We skipped 10 months, and went from 1950 to 1951.
Gordon: I'm going to try, and kill someone *accelerates train*
Coffee Creme: *avoids being hit da train signal*
Gordon: Damnit. Now, I must go backwards to let Coffee Creme off this train
Orion: *crashes*
Karinabrony: Thomas The Tank Engine Phrase.
NocturnalMirage: Oh, the indignity.
Karinabrony: Not that one.
Gordon: We named the dog Indiana
fanpop users: WRONG SHOW!!
Pete: te get a week off just for fixing two military jeeps. I should be firing te for trying to kill Coffee Creme, but screw it. You've done a fabulous job contributing to the Equestrian Army.
arcobaleno Dash Gets Sued
STH: I was bored, ok?
Canada24: Wow, this sucks.
STH: I detto I was bored. At least I tried.
Canada24: OMG, DON'T TURN ME INTO THE BAD GUY!!!! *runs to building across the strada, via from my home*
STH: *typing message*
Canada24: *grabs sniper rifle* te wanted me to be the bad guy. I'll mostra te what you're dealing with. *shoots wall*
Sean: *hides behind bed*
Canada24: *shoots bed*
Sean: *crawls behind wall*
Canada24: te can't escape me!! *shoots letto over, and over again* Wait a minuto *looks at computer through scope* te are turning yourself into the bad guy? *shoots computer*
Ponies On The Rails episode 6
STH: Yeah, if te can't tell, I like trains.
Someonebutnoone: Do te "like" like them?
STH: Seriously? We're seriously going down that path?
Ponies On The Rails episode 7
Pete: I'm going to tell te guys a story.
Hawkeye: Oh, cool.
Pete: About my youth.
Gordon: Boo!!!!
Mariofan14: Tourettes pony!!
NocturnalMirage: LUNA!!! Was mentioned in the story.
The Seven-Ups
Chibi-Emmy: This is boring. I only like the c@r ch@se.
STH: I enjoyed making the c@r ch@se.
Engineer: *driving train* Hello, I'm a useless cameo that has nothing to do with the story, bye.
Opalescence: ciao so am I!
Buddy: Than what the fuck are te doing in this story?
September 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 8
Gordon: *With Coffee Creme, and Jeff* We're starting a club that te can't join.
Honey: But, that doesn't make any sense
Gordon: Shut up, and plot your obvious revenge!
Honey: Ok, god!
Coffee Creme: *barfs* I should've known not to get pizza with anchovies!
Jeff: Wait, wasn't it a hamburger that made te sick?
Coffee Creme: Same thing!!!!
Honey: Reality is such an interesting concept, isn't it?
Bartholomew: Hey, I'm Bartholomew Perfect The 55th, I'm here to help stop Gordon *speaking very fast* oiwjergosrg speojgosifdjbos psjdfibjdosfb pojdsfoijbosdfijb pojdfoibjsdifb ijf gpfobd psjdboifb... *laughs like Popeye*
Hawkeye: What the hell did he say?
Gordon: Really, this articolo got 4 fans? Why would someone waste their time Leggere this giunca, spazzatura instead of Leggere something from an expert?
Bartholomew: te mean like Shakespeare?
Gordon: Ok no, that's just crossing the line.
Bartholomew: I am now asleep for some reason.
The Racer
NocturnalMirage: Cannonball Run Parody, awesome. I'm definitely going to read this entire story.
Days past, and Mirage forgot to read the rest of The Racer.
Ponies On The Rails episode 9
Alinah09: Hetalia Axis Powers - Incapacitalia reference!!
Bartholomew: This train is full of idiots *jumps off train*
Passenger: Hey! Wait for me!! *jumps off*
Pete: Apparently, te suck at being a conductor.
Bartholomew: Yes sir.
Pete: Then te must go work in the train yard.
Bartholomew: Ok.
In the train yard
Bartholomew: *stuck on freight car* How is this possible *falls off*
Ponies On The Rails episode 10
Gordon: I got two days off! What could be better then going to the future?
Marty Mcfly: Going to the past?
Gordon: Shut up!!
Marty McFly: No one tells me to shut up!
Gordon: You're right, they call te a chicken.
In the future
Gordon: Oh look, it's a fast car with a 10 cylinder engine. I'm going to say it's terrible for no reason.
Someonebutnoone: HOW DARE te MENTION COMMUNISM?!
Gordon: *returns to 1951* Pardon me, but I'm going to do the same thing I did in the beginning of last episode.
Karinabrony: This had nothing to do with trains at all.
Hedgehog In Ponyville 8: The Nazis Strike Back
Karinabrony: No, I'm not Leggere this.
_Laugh_: Why not? It's awesome.
STH: Yeah, and it's got the stella, star Wars Theme song.
NocturnalMirage: I've heard of a lot of classical movies, but not Where Eagles Dare.
STH: That's a shame.
Spike: I work for the Nazis, but te don't know that until the ending.
Sean: Thanks for spoiling it for us asshole.
Doughnut Joe: Enjoy your disguises.
Sean: Thanks. Enjoy waiting for us for a long time, cuz we'll take a lot of time just to rescue Celestia.
arcobaleno Dash: How do te know?
Sean: Because it takes a long time to write a story. What else did te want to hear?
After a fight scene
arcobaleno Dash: He told me enough. He told me a texting driver killed her.
Twilight: No man, I am wait, SPOILER ALERT, I am yo sister.
arcobaleno Dash: Well I don't see how that affects me in any way- wuuutt?!!
Mariofan14: Oh great, not only does this guy enjoy c@r ch@ses, he also has a thing for a man beating up children.
STH: It's a hedgehog beating up fillies. Get it right.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Disneyfan333: I'll make a picture for you.
STH: Thank you.
Jack: Hi, hi, bye *leaves*
Sally: *Tries to follow*
Professor Something: Get your culo back here bitch! You're my hoe.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Jack: *goes through portal*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Mayor: I can't count correctly.
Jack: I'm going to gather a town meeting for te to hear a.... POINTLESS SONG!!!
Sally: I escaped.
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Alinah09: Ok, how many pointless songs are there?
STH: Three?
Insanity Crusaders: *go into albero house*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Celestia: *goes through drain pipe*
POINTLESS SONG!!!
And guess what comes after that....
POINTLESS SONG!!!
Someonebutnoone: Artillery! yay.
Jack: *gets hit da artillery* To hell with you, and have terrible nightmares!!
October 2013
Ponies On The Rails episode 11: Night Shift
Gordon: Sandvich!!
Karinabrony: Team fortress 2 reference. woo hoo
Pete: te all get to go home tomorrow!
Hawkeye: And we have to work the night shift!
Coffee Creme: Fuck.
Pete: Hey, te volunteered.
Hawkeye: Oh yeah........
Octavia Unchained
STH: Warning: This fanfic has a lot of violence, and cursing.
Karinabrony: *does not notice warning*
KKK Ponies: Why don't we just dress up like Nazis?
KKK pony 1: No! We are better then that! We, are the fucking Ku Klux Klan
Alinah09: Yeah, I think Nazis are better.
Karinabrony: I don't.
Dexter: te killed a lot of ponies. Congratulations.
Octavia: Thank you.
Ponies On The Rails Episode 12
Mariofan14: Bad Coffee? What the actual fuck?
STH: What? Don't te drink coffee, and think it's bad?
Gordon: I'm going to change your personality.
Coffee Creme: Please don't.
Gordon: Fuckface.
Coffee Creme: *gets brain washed* My personality has changed into yours.
Hawkeye: te know Coffee Creme, recitazione like someone else is not good, and extremely pointless. Just be yourself.
Middle School
Someonebutnoone: Well, judging da how this began, I know that the main character is going to do something bad. But hey, as long as he doesn't kill anypony that's fine da me.
STH: I Amore making fanfics based off of other movies, and stories. Because I can't make good stories.
October 31, 2013
Sean: So, I've been in Equestria with te for a year? Shouldn't we be doing something else?
arcobaleno Dash: Probably not. I mean, right now we're in a articolo that took months to finish.
Yeah, I've been working on this since August. If te don't like this, whatever. Haters gonna hate
The End
As much as I Amore grand 5.
It isn't very serious.
It's much più comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, te have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if te choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted te to do this.
Even if te kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told te to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
It isn't very serious.
It's much più comedic than grand theft auto 4.
In fact.
Grand theft auto 4 is pretty "deep" game.
Niko is a war veteran.
And his whole life he was searching for the man whole betrayed and killed his war unit.
When he finally finds him, te have the choice of killing him o letting him live.
Either way.
Niko learns the same lesson.
"revenge salves nothing".
Killing Darko leaves Niko to realize.
It didn't salve anything.
And letting him live, is arguably better.
As Darko is "already dead".
It's hear Niko learns Roman was right all the times he told Niko about learning to forgive.
And if te choose to finally start forgiving people (by not killing Dimitri) it leads to the death of the very person who wanted te to do this.
Even if te kill Dimitri, it again leads to the death of the very person that told te to do this.
That's pretty deep man! :(
I know detto this about him last time..
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing te can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every giorno assurance..
As I detto before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown da his own grenade...
But unlike Delacourt who actually believes she's doing the right thing in a lot of ways.
Kruger is a murderer, a torturer, rapist, sadist, just about ANY bad thing te can imagine.
And after betraying and murdering Delacourt he tries becoming president of Elysium., who knows what would happened.. But I can imagine it involving. the purge being a every giorno assurance..
As I detto before.
His death involves being thrown off an edge and blown da his own grenade...
#1: IMRAN ZAKHAEV:
Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a zanzara bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before te even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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Soap got "lucky".
I mean if Imran can survive his arm getting blown off. Then Soap missing his head and hitting his shoulder would be like a zanzara bite to this guy.
Plus, if the player hesitates at all, he DOSEN'T, and your dead before te even can react..
#2: NIKITA DRAGOVICH:
Nikita is beaten, and both strangled AND drowned at the same time.
That couldn't of been "pain free"..
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#1:
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
te better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch, punzone te square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If te don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
te don't understand. te don't understand because te don't understand liberty. te don't understand freedom. So te put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! te hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
te tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home da tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If te have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you!
#2:
te better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch, punzone te square in the face.
#3:
I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.
#4:
If te don't chew red Big.. Than fuck you!
#5:
te don't understand. te don't understand because te don't understand liberty. te don't understand freedom. So te put a crack in my arm like the crack in the Liberty Bell! te hear me?
#6:
BLUE YOUR MY BOOOOYY!!
#7:
te tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home da tonight. Okay, sweetie.
#8:
SOMEBODY HIT SOMEBODY!!
#9:
If te have a small child, use it as a shield!
#10:
YES!! EVERYONE CAN EAT SHIT! A BIG BAG OF SHIT!.. I AM THE GREATEST MAN! IN THE WORLD!!
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - arcobaleno Dash
Edward Richtofen from Call Of Duty: Black Ops - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland mostra - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin with the intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight:...
EPISODE 1:
Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).
Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.
Man: Jee. Thanks mister..
Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).
Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?
Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract te as I steal your car.
Audience: (laughs and claps),
Man: (angrily) Hey!
Trevor: (driving off) te just been T-Jacked, bitch!
Audience: (cheers at this)
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